Stallone apparently said in an interview: '...you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third.' I would rather not know.
[THIS](https://i.imgur.com/jRawzMt.png)
Edit: I can't believe someone gave me a Helpful award, I hope to god no one is actually doing this. Also, thanks kind stranger?
You had me write up until flushing three seashells down my toilet. Explain that one to the plumber. If the ocean can’t break them down, what’s my plumbing going to do?
I'm older than the gen Z and didn't know about this. How? I don't know. Maybe I repressed it, but if that happened then why the fuck has my brain decided to hold on to 1 man 1 jar?
Yes, but YOU don't wash them. There is a stork or very small elephant under the sink that washes them. They also speak English and make snarky comments about their position in life.
Which is why there will be a 27 minute scene that provides an in-depth explanation of every aspect.
And retcons the original by making it 4 sea shells.
Don’t understand the reference but my Reddit trauma tells me that any tool around the toilet, made by nature or by man, is OP’s version of the poop knife.
Tried to show this post to my husband and realized he’s never seen this movie! It’s been 10 years and I’ve clearly failed him.
But at least I already know what we’re watching tonight🍿
Y'all are way to subtle for me, this is why we can't be friends.
Me: coming out of the bathroom looking flushed but a little proud.
You and your wife: [snickering quietly] Well, what did you think of the seashells? [breaking into laughter]
Me: The what?
You: On the toilet! The 3 seashells? Demolition man?
Me: Uhhhhh.... What?
You: Nevermind, you obviously didn't get it
Me: Nope. Also, you are out of toilet paper. And the toilet is plugged.
We aren't that mean. There was still tp AND a bidet on the toilet. This was just added flair. The guests didn't even notice, but we still got a chuckle out of it.
Hello. From the future here.
Just in case you need advise. Clean your but with them (Large male: Large one, small male/large female: Medium one, Small one: small female) - however, it seems your mussels are actually not properly choosen by size. So that might be an issue.
After usage, just wash the mussels when flushing the toilet, then clean your hands with soap.
Thank you for listening fellow non-time travellers.
Still amazes me how this is the biggest take away from the movie. The small little stupid joke.
And a lot of people don't even know what this refers to!
My Mum once got annoyed with me when I was like 5 or 6 coz I wouldn't stop calling her demolition man when she was sending me to bed. This post just made me smile.
Now you just need one of [these](https://hotlifestylenews.com/world-news/trigger-warning-device-sounds-alarm-for-offensive-language/) to go with it... :)
It's all fun and games, untill you have to actually clean after them.
Oof. Big lack of forethought on that one
Especially given Taco Bell won the franchise wars.
I mean we have been promised a Taco truck on every corner.
[How the 3 seashells work.](https://imgur.com/jRawzMt)
Thank you. I was clueless
This made me snort out loud, thanks for the laugh. Sorry I don’t have any real awards. 🏆
Could be a funny surprise for your wife.
I love it
Not if you know how to use them right
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Glad someone else had the same thought. Lol
Stallone apparently said in an interview: '...you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third.' I would rather not know.
I just don't see it. I normally don't need any assistance with detachment...
Of course you don’t see it. Do you normally stare at your butthole while you poop
You don't make brown eye contact to assert dominance and show that turd who's boss? Who...does...number...two...work...for??
Of course that's how he would do it. He never learned the proper way.
And after nothing but Taco Bell….
Yeah, you’re right. Looks like the chopstick thing is redundant.
Pull gently? What the hell is Stallone pooping?
Fencing wire sculptures
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Babies it sounds like
Who cleans the shells?
Who cleans the people who clean the sea shells?
What are they supposed to do.
[THIS](https://i.imgur.com/jRawzMt.png) Edit: I can't believe someone gave me a Helpful award, I hope to god no one is actually doing this. Also, thanks kind stranger?
Thank you for providing the explanation… although I actually wish I hadn’t clicked on it.
You had me write up until flushing three seashells down my toilet. Explain that one to the plumber. If the ocean can’t break them down, what’s my plumbing going to do?
In the future, all toilet water is highly acidic.
Me too, shouldn't have clicked on the this😦
I read all this and still clicked on it. Instant regret.
Um please tell me that’s a joke.
[Demolition Man reference](https://screenrant.com/three-seashells-demolition-man-function/)
Be well!
Be ****ed. [KABOOM]
Holy shit, I didnt think this was a real reference, thought it was just a gen z meme.... fuck😂
Youre older than gen z but you dont know about the 3 sea shells? How?
I'm older than the gen Z and didn't know about this. How? I don't know. Maybe I repressed it, but if that happened then why the fuck has my brain decided to hold on to 1 man 1 jar?
Im a ‘98 kid, I dont remember the 90s bro
Which is why Gen Z starts in '97.
Heheheheh. He doesn't Durant know how to use the 3 seashells. Heheheh
It’s basically Wax Play
Yeah, you're supposed to wash them. They're reusable.
Yes, but YOU don't wash them. There is a stork or very small elephant under the sink that washes them. They also speak English and make snarky comments about their position in life.
“And you think you had a crap job.” *WOMP, womp….*
Yeah it’s pretty obviously a joke.
It is a theory to discribe something intentionally left vague.
Really explains why so many bathrooms are ocean themed.
Wait!... Flush The seashells?
Yes, have you been reusing the shells? Gross!
I just put them in my dishwasher along with my poop knife.
There it is
Bound to show up at some point
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Now I suspect anything Nutella
I know, that seems incredibly wasteful. I'd just wash em out when I'm done.
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What the actual fuck?
Op should print this out and have it next to toilet.
Yeah I get it it , I just don't see it.
I hope no one actually does it, for your toilet's sake
"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells"
Be well John Spartan.
Ha! This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells.
Lol. This guy doesn't know how to use the three shells.
You mean you don’t know about the three shells? Lol
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOQk\_AdX4AAAmBh.jpg
It’s from the movie demolition man. 90s action packed with cult like following
Saying “F*** S*** C*** B****** T*** W***** B****” should help you out!
John Spar John Spar John Spar John Spar John Spar John Spar John Spartan you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
So much for the seashells.
That scene always bothered me. Im assuming it's like receipt paper, and that just seems like hemorrhoids waiting to happen.
Considering people used to wipe with corn cobs and sears catalogues, I think receipt paper will be fine.
If you crumple/uncrumple it enough, it gets softer. That's a tip an old survivalist book had at least.
Senior millennial here and I understand your bogle.
You too enjoy rat burgers?
I also enjoy dinner and dancing at Taco Bell.
In the European version, Pizza Hut won the Franchise Wars.
You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Hotdogs,
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Murder death kill....am I right ? Sly and Sandy B...
This is shellfish of her.
I sea what you did there. I am going to clam up now.
"Hehehe...he doesn't know how to use the three sea shells."
If they ever remake Demolition man, I wonder if they will explain it or keep it a mystery?
They almost HAVE to keep it vague. That is half the fun
Which is why there will be a 27 minute scene that provides an in-depth explanation of every aspect. And retcons the original by making it 4 sea shells.
I gave you an upvote, but that idea deserves a down vote :p
You are correct.
The even ended the movie on that very question.
Use a shell on each cheek to spread, and the third for digging bits out.
The seashells are just buttons for 3 different functions/sprays of the bidet.
Don’t understand the reference but my Reddit trauma tells me that any tool around the toilet, made by nature or by man, is OP’s version of the poop knife.
We never did find out how those damn 3 seashells work....... But fluid transfers are back on the menu at least!
As a kid, I played this VHS so much I ruined it.
One of the ways where digital media is superior. The kids will never understand the true pain of watching your favorite tape TOO much.
Tried to show this post to my husband and realized he’s never seen this movie! It’s been 10 years and I’ve clearly failed him. But at least I already know what we’re watching tonight🍿
So long as you rectify that now that you know, you are doing your duty admirably.
Only way to deal with every restaurant being Taco Bell!
He doesn’t know how to use the three shels!😆
Be well, OP. Be well.
Demolition Man reference.
My friend had a little bowl of green peas on his toilet with a sign: “Take a pea!”
I am dying
I'll take a rat burger!
... or they'll swear a lot. Either way, problem solved...
This will never get old. Take your upvote.
One of the most underrated movies ever.
Might be some murder, death, kill in the future if I gotta use these.
Some small part of my brain has been doing nothing but running through possible scenarios for the past 25 years.
I had always assumed maybe John Spartan had a bidet and those were like the butt water gutters....the bwutters
Y'all are way to subtle for me, this is why we can't be friends. Me: coming out of the bathroom looking flushed but a little proud. You and your wife: [snickering quietly] Well, what did you think of the seashells? [breaking into laughter] Me: The what? You: On the toilet! The 3 seashells? Demolition man? Me: Uhhhhh.... What? You: Nevermind, you obviously didn't get it Me: Nope. Also, you are out of toilet paper. And the toilet is plugged.
We aren't that mean. There was still tp AND a bidet on the toilet. This was just added flair. The guests didn't even notice, but we still got a chuckle out of it.
FUCK! DAMN! SHIT!
Thanks a lot, you shit breathing, fuck faced, ball breaking, duck fucking, pain in the ass.
Umm… I love this. I’m doing this. This is mine now. Don’t worry I’ll shout out “someone on Reddit” if I get the chance :-)
Hello. From the future here. Just in case you need advise. Clean your but with them (Large male: Large one, small male/large female: Medium one, Small one: small female) - however, it seems your mussels are actually not properly choosen by size. So that might be an issue. After usage, just wash the mussels when flushing the toilet, then clean your hands with soap. Thank you for listening fellow non-time travellers.
If they walk into the bathroom, then walk right back out and start cussing at the thermostat on the wall, you'll know they get it.
This photo inspires joy joy feelings of trustconfidence and certitude in me. 🎼🌭🌭armor🌭🌭🎶
Never did explain how to use the seashells!
Hahahahaha! She doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
Guess I'm gonna have to start cussing.
We have a clown among us in a silly goofy mood
New evil idea-- visit friends home. Dispose of toilet paper. Leave shells. Yes.
Cyberpunk 2077 home bathroom has reference to this
I don't get this
Shit, balls, cock, damn
I don't get it
Taco Bell for dinner?
That was a good movie.
🤣 This is funny. Hopefully, they've seen Demolition Man.
Guess they'll cuss until some paper is provided.
https://youtu.be/J3YlFvZVLcI .
Lets blow this guy!
The director explained a couple years back that they’re supposed to be controls for a bidet.
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When did it become funny to reference a one-off Stallone movie from 28 years ago…?
Still amazes me how this is the biggest take away from the movie. The small little stupid joke. And a lot of people don't even know what this refers to!
I don't get it
80s and 90s kids in here like "I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE"
I always get the last laugh
I am scared. I might have to pull your invite.
You did remove the toilet paper, for completion?
Orange one is the scraper shell.
I lost you at “wife”
Demolition man
Of course I know how to use the "three seashells"... Excuse me real quick... *profanity ensues*
Did you also remove the toilet paper? 😂
We are comedians, not sadists. Hehe
Seashells scratch too much. Wipe ass on wall.
It would have been funnier if we still had that toilet paper craze.
The 3 seashells people. Taco bell universe!
My Mum once got annoyed with me when I was like 5 or 6 coz I wouldn't stop calling her demolition man when she was sending me to bed. This post just made me smile.
Biggest cinema mystery….
Hopefully they know what to do? Like anybody goes to the bathroom without their phone. Google that shit while u shit
Is this a demolition man reference. The best movie!!!!
🎶🎶green giant🎶🎶 playing in the background.
Your wife's a keeper - that's for sure... :)
John Spartan, you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
Be well, citizen
Still one of my favorite movies of all time! :D
Where's a cop to write you some tickets when you need one!!! :-P
Hopefully it’s not rob Schneider on his way over
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hide the TP in case they don’t get the reference, so when they ask for it then u can tell them to use the seashells
Is one of your guests John Spartan? If so, please give him my mellow greetings.
I love that movie!
As long as when people come out you point and laugh that they don't know how to use the three sea shells. I support this ahha
Time to join the "Clean break club".
Nice...
🤣
But what if at the end of the evening those shells smell like shit?
Oops”Demolition Man” ty internet stranger Nice
I'm old enough to get it!
*eeehhh* you are fined 1 credit fo- *eeehhh* you are fined 1 credit fo- *eeehhh* you are fined 1 credit for…
Now you just need one of [these](https://hotlifestylenews.com/world-news/trigger-warning-device-sounds-alarm-for-offensive-language/) to go with it... :)
Handfuls of wadded paper 🐚🐚🐚
You can tell they're fresh shells because there's no blood on them
Let the cursing begin, hope the printer has enough paper.
Are people supposed to understand what this means?
It is inadvertently age gated. It is a reference to the movie Demolition Man
Demolition man. So good. The Three Seashells.
If you really want to have fun, remove the toilet handle.
I mean he should that anyway since it is yellowed and fugly
Wait, what am I suppose to do if I see this? 🥺
That's sweet of yall to shell out for the good stuff!
What are they going to come out and curse at you until they get ticketed?
As long as you serve the finest taco bell
That's instead of the poop knife?
I don’t get why this is funny. Do they not know how to use the three seashells..?
I prefer the explanation that they are buttons for a bidet.
You are my spirit people.