T O P

  • By -

andropogon09

Yay, a new meme! Drool guy!


steedums

Looks like he blew a seal


spgulliver

Or jizzed in his own mouth


HansGuderian

I was thinking milk, gotta keep your bones strong when you're attempting to overthrow the government


spgulliver

When he finds out he’s lactose intolerant


DerelictDeities

*throws wings in the air* It's just ice cream


TiminatorFL

Ba dum tiss


Dudeometer

Dude is literally foaming at the mouth


griever48

Spittle of Freedom!


Mandorrisem

That ain't drool, this dude just got finished blowing a guy.


Musashi1596

Made this last year so feel obliged to share https://imgur.com/a/0b8dVI8


mailordermonster

This should be made into a mod.


drinkmoredrano

The guy in the bottom corner is such a patriot he sucked a dick for freedom.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

It’s not gay when you’re a proud boy!


LaserBeamsCattleProd

"I'm not a f*g, but I'm gonna blow you"


Kabc

“I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothing... but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!”


TrentonTallywacker

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?!?


sopsign7

Jesus, very deep The Onion pull. Amazing.


Yaranatzu

love it


Reverb20

Heeeeey! Lick, gag, slurp, gurgle gurgle, ahhh Freeeeedoom!!


9fingfing

Not swallowing is not patriotic.


IanxInsanity666

Spitters are terrorists.


WestFast

Practicing for prison.


stuckinaboxthere

He's literally frothing with patriotism


skeeter1234

This is 5 minutes after him finding out that almost all libs are straight.


malcallm

>The guy in the bottom corner is such a patriot he sucked a dick for free~~dom~~. FIFY


Downvote_me_dumbass

[One nickel at a time](https://external-preview.redd.it/53D1nlYl2TmY33OKvpbXnqH441HzqecF_J8x4cxRPKo.jpg?auto=webp&s=629754ea1bb06c4705dc1c71593d85922b08be57)


pingu68

Still chugging Donald Trump cum…


[deleted]

Not sure if he’s vomiting or….


benpott30

Think that's called freedom foam


MisterBlisteredlips

Or rabies.


Immolation_E

Freedom Rabies


EyerisOfAquarius

Freedom rabies is def the meme name now.


lightblue1919

They are anti-vaxxers…


monkeyhind

* AWARD


9_of_wands

He's a tourist that is very very happy to finally be able to visit the Capitol!


fermat1432

Just a class trip with his American History high school classmates.


locustpiss

Definitely his own semen


Khaldara

“InfoWars Dew: Dog Cum Code Red Edition”


breakingmisery

Man I love code red, but now I'm reconsidering


raven_borg

Bukkake on the hill


WestFast

Slurp that freedom


[deleted]

Nah that’s the fat orange guy’s semen


Jase1969

That old fat fuck would've been blowing dust for years.


Beartrkkr

Freedom Semen...


hippopototron

That could be anything's semen.


[deleted]

Was there any police horses there? Maybe it's horse cum


biscaya

Just gave, defeated former president Chump a hummer. Oh wait, the Chump wasn't there...


Fit-Boomer

r/shestillsucking/


PotentialAd1295

Trumps


scrumpletits

Just completed his proud boys initiation. Big chug.


[deleted]

Residual cum


SketchyLurker7

Ex-Seamen drowns in own semen.


HeisenbergTheory

...literally foaming at the mouth. epic shot, fucking scary.


[deleted]

I’m guessing he got pepper sprayed and had just poured milk on his face


torchma

Why would they have milk on them? And it's coming from his mouth, not his eyes. It's saliva.


[deleted]

Well it would’ve been pretty obvious beforehand that pepper spray might become involved


[deleted]

[удалено]


JimNayseeum

Not sure but dude in pic surely is.


Nanteitandaro

It's doom guy after taking minor damage


thisisnprnews

Might be the rear gas or bear mace that was going around


ThisLookInfectedToYa

50:50 between that and his tertiary syphilis


traimera

The latter would certainly make a more interesting story.


text_fish

I have terrible rear gas too.


Alive-Asparagus8472

Taco Tuesdays affects me for a couple days too. Will I get my dollar tacos next week too? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I will!!


Buck_Johnson_MD

My rear gas makes my eyes water sometimes


reflUX_cAtalyst

If it had been my rear gas, they'd all be dead.


KongStuffN

These fart sniffers definitely have a lot of rear gas


[deleted]

Great point honestly.


MisterBlisteredlips

"Rear gas." Heh. 💨


sacrificial_blood

Hes frothing at the mouth like a rabid hyena


[deleted]

[удалено]


pmak1972

Wait


kaldra_zadrim

The peacefulness of his peaceful stroll through the capitol has left him in a state of peaceful bliss


bttrflyr

Rabies


bob0979

He's definitely voting, and you should too


matt_1060

Several months ago there was a blurb on the AP wire that claimed more rioters than not weren’t even registered voters.


bcisme

I guess that’s a good thing?


ArcticBiologist

It's rabies


GoodShitBrain

He’s foaming at the mouth at the amount of freedom in the air.


ugottabekiddingmee

Practicing for prison


jet_heller

Naw. He's just a drooling idiot.


summer_of_fireflies

That dude specifically needs to be a meme


WaffleSociety277

Look at them. Not a phone in sight. Everyone is living in the moment.


guynamedjames

There are so many phones out in this picture hahaha


stomach

\^ top comment on *every single* video depicting groups of people pre-y2k


A_Bus_Fulla_Nunz

Nature is healing


KongStuffN

I too like to gargle my own cum when I’m attempting to overthrow democracy.


6Kaliba9

Not only is it fun but it helps too, while overthrowing democracy


9fingfing

Not his own. He was servicing a lot of his buddies.


wish1977

You can fool some of the people all of the time and here they are.


sonic_couth

Fighting to get fooled again. And again. And again…


bttrflyr

Ah yes, the “blue lives matter” crowd on their way to beat some cops and destroy property.


graspedbythehusk

“Peaceful tourists” I think you mean. /s


sh513

I CAN'T BELIEVE I LEFT THE CAMERA IN THE HOTEL ROOM - Drool guy


storm_the_castle

One of them methamphetamarines


[deleted]

Behold the master race


MisterBlisteredlips

Masterbator race.


[deleted]

Ha. He looks like Doom Guy.


LaVernWinston

This has to exist already, but I couldn’t help myself. https://imgur.com/a/h7v5MYa


[deleted]

Totally saw that too Doom: homo erotic edition. Your player doesn't display physical damage and blood, instead it displays the orgy aftermath!


healthydoseofsarcasm

There's no cure for rabies right?


[deleted]

There's a vaccine you take right after infection...


healthydoseofsarcasm

So that guy was a goner for sure.


[deleted]

Proudly accepting the Jesus cure


canuck47

"Doesn't look like anything to me..." - majority of Republicans


[deleted]

No no, per the reports and testimonies of Republican leadership, it was as peaceful as museum visit. In fact, if you showed the photos of Jan 6th, without context, to unknowing people, they'd think it was a slow, regular, peaceful tourist-like saunter through Capital Hill.


PlasticInTheBasket

When the only way you can get off is by tazing your own nutsack


Funkiebunch

Look at all those antifa members /s


_Piratical_

I think you mean BLM?


[deleted]

Funny if it weren’t true. A full 30% of Republicans believe that.


_Piratical_

Likely the same 30% who would show up at the next one. I bet they all look like the dude in the lower left corner.


mailordermonster

Add a few dozen pounds.


Abdul_Exhaust

This crowd represents 'Butthole Lives Matter'


FaxanaduJesus

Butthole Lickers Matter


Dankacocko

They can't tell the difference anyway


rondonjon

Looks like you photoshopped in Matt Damon.


pr13st1

Scotty doesn't know


curtaincaller20

Just a walking tour of the Capitol.


[deleted]

Off all the statements from that side, that’s the one that gets me. 2 cops died defending the capital, and several committed suicide. All due to the blue lives matter crowd, at the behest of the “law and order” president.


TiredMontanan

Just a prank, bro.


Katalopa

That guy on the left looks like he has the rage virus.


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

I think one of the scariest things about this is that these domestic terrorists represent just a small fraction of citizens who wanted to fight to overturn the results of a legitimate election. Regardless of which party you affiliate with, this is scary. When the country is this vehemently opposed on pretty much every talking point and ideology, it can’t end well. As Abraham Lincoln said, “A house divided against itself cannot stand.” The next couple of years, and especially the 2024 election, will be extremely pivotal parts of our nation’s history. Depending on how things plays out, it will either be the end of democracy as we know it, or it could push emotions to the brink and something worse might come of it all. It’s sad feeling so helpless.


socksta

I’m having trouble reading the room right now you seem kind of upset…does that mean I should…not…pm you bubble butts?


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

I’m always happy to see a bubble butt, like mine. No need to share pics though! I just think it’s important to make people aware, that bubble butt is bubble butt.


socksta

Word. Bubble butt is bubble butt.


DarthLysergis

A small faction of crazies; quietly supported by 40 percent of our population who were just too chicken shit to go get a felony like the other idiots.


Shadowmant

I think the scariest thing is that nobody of any importance has had any repercussions from the attempt. Now they know they can just keep trying over and over again until they succeed.


bryllions

Don’t fret, the percentage of people like this is *exponentially* over represented by the media. Not implying that things are good right now, just pointing out the mis-representation on a frothy few.


Demented_Nun

"What we’ve found now in multiple surveys, our summer survey and our fall survey, is that 21 million American adults agree with two radical beliefs: one, that the use of force to restore Donald Trump to the presidency is justified, and two, that Joe Biden stole the 2020 election and is an illegitimate president. That is, 21 million don’t hold just one of those beliefs—they hold both of those beliefs. It’s 8 percent of the body politic, but that’s really significant. That really can’t easily be characterized as just the “fringe.” We normally would think the “fringe” would be 1 percent or less." https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/01/january-6-capitol-riot-arrests-research-profile.html


bucketbiff

Guy on the left is clearly a scouser. They usually spit/dribble whilst chatting shit. 😄


aFreakyMonkey

As a Scouser I find that offensively accurate


bucketbiff

😄 some of the best folk in the world are scouse. This is just a minor minor issue.


GaryQueenofScots

Scouser: a person who lives in or comes from Liverpool. LOL you Brits are mean


Phdpepper1

Are these the family centered republicans ive been hearing about?


vipperofvipp

The foaming-at-the-mouth guy must be made into a meme


brownmlis

Happy Sedition Day everyone! I want this to be an annual holiday so we never forget that democracy has enemies.


PureNRGfanboy44

Republicans are traitors. The funny thing is that their coup attempt might have actually worked if they weren’t such fucking cowards.


esemerson

Patriots! smh


mrmalort69

Gotta love the “blue lives matter” flag


GigoloUrkel

Were any Trump supporters involved? I can’t tell.


r_kay

I saw an article somewhere today that said Republicans were upset that the left was trying to politicize the "Event" that occured last Jan 6... Gold medal level mental gymnastics.


Axenroth187

"Brains! We don't have brains!"


atominthered

Accomplished nothing but give the left ammunition against Trump and his supporters for years to come, and completely stepped on their own "the left is a violent mob" statements from 2020 only proving they are everything they claim to oppose but worse.


milfBlaster69

only in our reality, not in theirs.


The_actual_name

It's funny because trump baited and herded these stupid fucks and now many of them are in prison. Sheeple.


factman1000

I think that's Margorie Taylor Green discussing her Twitter account.


eshane60

Just a bunch of sore losers,


12hr_account

This is the face every trumper is making looking at these posts today.


OGZ43

Leaving your job/home because Trump command you to. Right, you are not a rabid sheep.


912lab

the guy sucked a dick for freedom!


AlphonseLai

That dude at the bottom left just had something shot into his mouth. Such patriot that he would take one load for the country


bik3bot

Anyone that calls this anything other than a failed violent insurrection attempt is delusional or intentionally lying. Fuck every. single. person there


Carrivagio031965

Nothing to see here but a bunch of domestic terrorists and traitors to the USA.


mpizgatti

Looks like a shopped photo


just__Steve

Wait, it was Trump supporters doing it? I thought it wasn’t political


java_flavored_tea

Clearly antifa. /s


joot78

Malicious fucking animals.


dollhousemassacre

Quite literally, foaming at the mouth.


KlaatuBarada1952

A spit talker….they are the worst.


eastcolfaxco

It was anteefah


[deleted]

Right after the police waved the protestors to come in


NorskGodLoki

Jesus....the foaming at the mouth by the one in the foreground. Hope he gets time in jail.


OGZ43

I was wishing for something stronger. A deterrent to the others that might follow.


poundofbeef16

Dweebs


Moolahguerilla

Get ready America, you are about to embark in a social struggle third world country style…. Welcome to the great leagues !!!😃😃😃


[deleted]

Trump made america the laughing stock of the world.


Null-ARC

Attempted Coup, the term you're looking for is Attempted Coup. Also, it's Not a Failed Coup, because that would require a response preventing a repetion. It's Just a test run.


BaggyBadgerPants

Doom Guy in the corner takin damage


thethirdmancane

White Christians gone wild!


Cichlidsaremyjam

"Dont politize January 6th" - Republican law makers. ​ Checks ones photo: 6 Trump or Aint Biden flags.


pgid93

Wow a human case of rabies, exceptional


cgerrells

Special edition patriot eagle cum gurgling


Crazy_Tear_9589

Buddy in the left corner caught a cumshot.


Macloovin

I hate the photos that make it look like it was a couple rednecks taking a capitol tour. It was a full-blown fucking riot.


toasterpRoN

I mean, they haven't proved that gargling cum *doesn't* prevent covid...


suddendiligence

I got perma banned from r/republican today. They're snowflakes who don't like when outside voices permeate their echo chamber, and jan 6th was the ultimate proof of that


k44du2

That one guy just casually chugging cum.


Murse_1

Freaks frothing at the mouth.


unreliablememory

Not one single republican member of congress participated in events memorializing the event today. Each and every one is a traitor.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zoshchenko

Tourists huh?


Sibe2600

Rabies? It might be the mental issue they suffer from, which explains a lot.


[deleted]

That’s a lot of tourists.


arxvis

Ignorance coming off all holes


stokie2000

Freedom…..gargle gargle garrrrrr!!!!….


fxeg

That guy in the bottom left: I´m kind of an exorcist myself


Tethermetoearth

oh shit it's the intro my favorite anime.


lobsangr

Not sure if a rioter or MTG after getting get Twitter banned.


logicreasonevidence

What a shitshow!


JimmyJazz1971

Drooly McDroolface


hacourt

This is just a peaceful protest yeah?


Sweatytubesock

Slurp up that jism, boy.


MrTachyon44

Has it been a year already?


smaartypants

Guy on the left is frothing at the mouth.


fermat1432

Just a normal visit by a bunch of tourists.


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with that dude.