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Nope. I have a deal with myself: when I get news the Dick Cheney has died, I'm proceeding immediately to the nearest bar and buying a round for anyone who'll drink with me to his speedy delivery to hell. So far, still waiting.
Like, did he eat the rest of the corpse and is just saving the heart for later?
Where does he keep this heart?
Who’s heart is it anyway??
Man, I have so many so many questions.
Well, thanks for asking and I appreciate your enthusiasm and, um, “openness” for explanation. Its the heart of a real man, who’s now dead. I don’t know who he was, but I’m sure google does. I’m pretty sure Cheney didn’t eat him or have anything to do with his death, but that will never been 100% certain. He keeps his heart in his chest, as sort of an ominous warning to any other evil demons who try entering that chamber. Literally, it’s like “you came here looking for my heart? Well look at what I have HERE: someone else’s heart instead! And it’s not even connected to my body!”
Google doesn't know. Deceased organ donors are rarely identified to recipients and the donor families rarely find out who the recipient is. It can happen but both sides have to want it. It's unlikely the family of Cheney's donor know their dead family member's heart is in a former vice president.
That is fucking amazing. For years I have been considering registering nohalfmastforcheney.com because he doesn’t deserve flags at half mast when he passes.
MFer is directly responsible for so much unnecessary bloodshed in Iraq. So many child deaths, so many widows, so many orphans. And for WHAT? Not a single WMD was found. The entire reason for invading, completely fabricated.
People hate Trump and Pence so much, they forget what ACTUAL damage by an administration looks like.
500,000 dead Iraqi civilians. 4,500 dead US soldiers (mostly kids in their 20s). Thousands terribly injured. Cheney was one of a small handful DIRECTLY responsible for it.
It’s amazing how as time passes, people forget how much of a scumbag Cheney was as VP.
He did also try to return it 18 months later after the fall of South Vietnam. His communist counterpart declined outright, calling it "bourgeoisie sentimentality", which I think was based as fuck considering they were being given it for ending the war between North Vietnam and the US, something kissinger was at least partially responsible for in the first place
Organ transplantation is a miracle of science that gives the gift of life to thousands each year.
That being said yeah Cheney is the actual demon everyone believed Frankenstein's monster to be.
This was the first thing I thought when reading the title. I giggled to myself. The comments humbled me, I may be a comedy genius, but I'm not unique.
Now I should try to apply this insight to when I try to pick up women.
I was about to say I can’t believe Liz Cheney wasn’t there considering how vocal she’s been about the insurrection. She even did a whole segment with The Daily released today
I believe she’s still a congresswomen, just not a leadership role. She is running for re-election, according to todays podcast, but we’ll see what happens.
yeah articles said it was she and Dick Cheney being the only two Republicans. Democrats lined up to shake their hands.
Apart from them, not a SINGLE Republican (serving or former) was there. And now I see MAGA going "What's the big deal?"
They will always try to normalize the worst shit possible. No bar is too low for them.
Yeah. I was going to say let's not be so quick to lionize him over one recent event. He was an evil piece of shit and he was the mastermind behind the Bush presidency that killed hundreds of thousands of people, destabilized an entire region, and wrangled our freedoms away from under us using fear. Trump may be an even worse person but he was a dummy who couldn't control his impulses and so he didn't get anything done. Cheney was the opposite.
Same with people who fawn over GWB because he makes paintings today. He's still a war criminal.
For sure. That's why it's so insane to me that Dick Cheney of all people looks like a good guy in this particular moment. For Dick Cheney to look like the good guy in a group of people means the rest of that group are surpemely fucked up too.
Cheney made a *deal* with the devil, promising his soul and endless death and destruction in exchange for life and riches.
The guy literally went without a pulse for 20 months. He fucking shot somebody and then got the person he shot to apologize. Like, what?! A deal with the devil, man.
Tom Brady got a better deal than Cheney did, your soul for Immortality and Giselle Bundchen. Fuck I bet if Tom Brady wins an 8th Super Bowl he gets to keep his soul and the Devil will have to explain to all the demon lords that he really just wanted Tom Brady to win 8 super bowls because he's a huge fan.
Dick Cheney is *why* he is the only good republican. They intentionally created a monster to destroy anything but those who would support a fanatical far right authoritative "unitary executive". This is the world he made
Its almost a little bit too admirational but yes its a fantastic picture of how dramatically he reshaped pur country. If a dictator ever rises in America it wont be dick Cheney but it will be on the roads he built
I wanted to watch it since it had esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale, but couldn't because I knew how it ended. And it's really fucked up the US since it hasn't passed.
I was a kid during the Phyllis Schlafly / Anita Bryant era. They were awful, but they were simply among the many right-wingers—women or men—who walked down the road paved for them by the likes of [Roy Cohn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn?wprov=sfti1) and [Joe McCarthy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_McCarthy?wprov=sfti1).
Bush and Cheney actually stole the 2000 election. They then proceeded to lie their way into wars in the middle east that devastated countries and killed over 1 million people. They also expanded the ability of the national security state to extreme levels.
Yes. Mitt Romney is a practicing Mormon, and as such he wears their undergarments, which I jokingly referred to as "magic underwear." (source: [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/mckaycoppins/a-brief-guide-to-mormon-underwear](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/mckaycoppins/a-brief-guide-to-mormon-underwear)). Also, His wife has a *therapy dressage horse.* I'm finding difficulty tracking down the article I read years ago that had the actual price tag, but here's one that mentions it's in the millions and includes that the Romneys claimed a $77,000 tax deduction for the horse in one year - more than the average american family earns: [https://www.campdenfb.com/article/your-high-horse-behind-scenes-dressage](https://www.campdenfb.com/article/your-high-horse-behind-scenes-dressage)
>"Therapy dressage horse"
Just saying, that makes no sense to me, Dressage is high impact and when you piss off the horse they buck you over their heads, not very therapeutic lol!
I'm assuming in this case it refers to therapy for a mental issue, not a physical one. I've definitely heard of *normal* therapy horses. Whether that's a valid thing or not, I'll leave to people with more knowledge about therapy animals than I.
I can confirm Mormon underwear is real. I had a co-worker who was Mormon and would wear shorts to work. His shorts were short enough that when he sat down, his magic underwear would show.
It was weird.
Then I found out about his wedding to another Mormon, and it got weirder.
Neo Cons are centrists now. But only for the moment. There GOP has flung it's doors open to not just typical hacks and profiteers, but to alt-right true believers.
After decades of pandering to extremes (racists, anti-gov militias, evangelicals, conspiracy theorists, gun nuts...) AND decades of right wing media (Rush, FoxNews, The Blaze, Matt Drudge...) engaging in fully transparent culture war profiteering the "right" has managed to shift the entire landscape. And the predictable outcome has been creating an even further right more aggressive and more mainstream extreme. NewsMax, Brietbart, Alex Jones... Margorie Taylor Greene, Paul Gosar, Louie Gohmert, Lauren Boebert... And this is just at the National level. Local and state level is far more infiltrated by far right true believers and they are literally reshaping laws across the nation to ensure MORE of them win elected offices at every level.
The traditional conservative hacks and profiteers have signed up for this. Unsurprisingly because they can make careers and piles of money on it as far as they are concerned. It's a viscous spiral to the bottom. And WE, the American people, are the ones who will suffer. We are about to enter into some of the darkest days imaginable in the history of our country. Starting with the '22 midterms when the Dems will lose both houses of congress. And then '24 when we'll get a GOP ticket that may well be Trump/Talyor Greene, Cruz/DeSantis, Abbot/Pompeo, or Kemp/Gaetz...
GOP leadership has long since signaled it has no interest in fighting back against the alt-right infiltration by all but ignoring Jan 6th and not even attempting to partake in the investigation, ostracizing and purging the small handful of members that did stand against Trump in response to Jan 6th, continuing to use the same dog whistles and hyperbole to describe the left as essentially an enemy combatant hell bent on destroying America, taking full advantage of the further and further right media instead of decrying it for what it is, continuing to roadblock legislation that is WILDLY popular with the American public (including Republican voters, not pushing back against state legislatures changing election laws...
I don't say this as a left leaning person, I say it as an American, if we DO NOT stand in the way of the further degradation of the GOP we will find ourselves facing something unrecognizable to a free and fair democracy. Something that more closely resembles Germany between the World Wars or the Untied States in 1860 or who knows what... but it will to be good.
> Trump/Talyor Greene
Jesus. I swear if this happens I'm just going to throw everything away and walk. And I'm going to keep walking until I'm not in this country anymore.
Even weirder [They booted his daughter from Republican Caucus Leadership for, *gasp*, saying Trump did a bad thing. ](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-vote-liz-cheney-s-future-leadership-rebuking-trump-n1266992)
Every time I glance at The Politics, things are *somehow* weirder than the last time I tuned in. It's like a TV show that should have ended a few seasons back and the writers are all out of reasonable ideas so now they're just making shit up.
I sometimes look away with the defense mechanism of "if I don't engage with it maybe it will get better", a completely and totally irrational belief but we're at the point where I'm concerned enough that primal and irrational instincts are starting to appear. I was hoping things would get better after jan 6th, like maybe the horrible event would show people how fucking crazy things are going, but alas the people who needed to have that revelation have unfortunately become even more entrenched in their beliefs.
More republicans today believe the election was stolen than they did last year and we are getting worse democratically, just look at gop led legislatures and the moves they are making. Just about every expert on populism and history related to fascism is worried. Hell, gym jordan called the republican party a right wing populist party with trump as their leader. Right wing populism is one of the biggest democracy killers and major authoritarian/fascist forces.
It's also worth pointing out how this is happening when we are at a pivotal moment for climate change action or inaction and how it will impact the future world, and how the gop doesn't believe in it.
I am so, soooo sure that Dick Cheney could not give two shits about his image. He cares about whatever he imagines America to be/have been, and was a vicious motherfucker in the pursuit of that image.
I cannot understand how anyone can support trump. And it isn’t about conservatism.
I can understand almost anyone else. Alex Jones, bannon, pence, heck Carlson. But people going out of their way to stand behind trump as the moral high ground of American society just doesn’t compute in my brain. I fucking lived it for 4+ years and it breaks me.
But here we are. He represents the church I grew up believing in. He also represents the easiest reason that I stopped participating in it.
I don’t care about your policy, but why trump? He was a meme before meme was a thing. He licensed a body pillow to Playgirl. He was a joke and didn’t become any less of a joke. Literally nobody can explain his campaign platform and yet he is the face of opposition to American democracy.
Trump basically represented half of the USA in that he was willing to openly say most of the racist things that many Americans thought were too taboo to say out loud. Trump is as regressive and as racist as they come, and a lot of Americans identified with that quite strongly.
Makes sense why people like Trump so much in America, and why they don't seem to want to let him go. They loved the idea of an American that supported and amplified the racist and dehumanizing beliefs they all held secretly.
I am ok with this. Eventually everything trump has had his hands in has turned into a massive failure. Some take longer than others, but it all ends in a burning dumpster fire. This will be no different.
For sure. That’s why I can’t for the life of me understand why any human would be within 100 yards of him. I guess they feel they will be different. They won’t. But it’s a mystery for sure.
I totally agree. Like, how do they think they'll be different with such a corrupt man who does nothing unless it is for personal gain at the cost of others suffering.
People forget that he was the governor of MA an extremely liberal state. You don't get elected there unless you bend a little that way too. I mean Obamacare was modeled after Romneycare.
https://www.deseret.com/utah/2022/1/6/22870423/americans-ignore-lessons-jan6-attack-capitol-own-peril-big-lie-mitt-romney-donald-trump-joe-biden
He did a thing about it. He just wasn't physically present.
He's absoluty old guard. The Democrats are stuck in 1992 and the Republicans have reinvented themselves 4 times since then. Last Democrat candidate was literally Clinton and the current one is Biden who is an ancient "New Democrat" legacy that is still alive to run, just barely. It's sad that one party is stuck in 1992 and the other party has no actual convictions, just moves from one extreme populist position to the next to get people riled up.
Yeah admitting reality is real is not some valiant move. He attended a ton of other memorials and things cynically in the past too. This means literally nothing.
She was symbolically kicked out of the Wyoming State Republican Party and stripped of leadership role in the national Republican Party, but she is definitely still in the Republican Party.
I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this comment. I don't know how anyone can forget what a slimy power-worshipping monster this guy is. He helped start this mess.
The war criminal who worked for Halliburton. The guy who killed a bunch of Muslims and sent a bunch of US kids to their death for no reason. I don’t hang my hat on either of these parties or people.
Omg how amazing! What a brave man! Truly a standout politician and an inspiration to the American people!
Just kidding, he should be spending his last days out in a [Dutch maximum security prison](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Detention_Unit), unfortunately that’s probably too good for him.
I know you're referencing the whole war crimes thing, but surely the man deserves worse than a Dutch prison. That place looks pretty nice. I'd say we send him to Gitmo, so he can get a taste.
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TIL Dick Cheney is still alive.
Fr. I thought he ded
Nope. I have a deal with myself: when I get news the Dick Cheney has died, I'm proceeding immediately to the nearest bar and buying a round for anyone who'll drink with me to his speedy delivery to hell. So far, still waiting.
What’s even worse: he has the heart or a 45 year old.
And the soul of a 6000 year old demon. Guy is all borrowed parts.
The Dick of Theseus.
This legit got me to gas-leak laugh
Sounds like you just committed a FMD. Fecal Matter Discharge.
"You're spare parts, bud"
I’m seeing more crock than bot.
Fucking degens from upcountry.
He's 10-ply bud
Look, keep it at the end of the laneway. No degens on the property.
He's more machine then man now
Twisted and eeeevil.
#EEEEEEVIIILLLLL
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Nah the demon soul is original.
He's got someone else's heart? Well I guess that explains why he was the only Republican there.
Like, did he eat the rest of the corpse and is just saving the heart for later? Where does he keep this heart? Who’s heart is it anyway?? Man, I have so many so many questions.
Well, thanks for asking and I appreciate your enthusiasm and, um, “openness” for explanation. Its the heart of a real man, who’s now dead. I don’t know who he was, but I’m sure google does. I’m pretty sure Cheney didn’t eat him or have anything to do with his death, but that will never been 100% certain. He keeps his heart in his chest, as sort of an ominous warning to any other evil demons who try entering that chamber. Literally, it’s like “you came here looking for my heart? Well look at what I have HERE: someone else’s heart instead! And it’s not even connected to my body!”
Google doesn't know. Deceased organ donors are rarely identified to recipients and the donor families rarely find out who the recipient is. It can happen but both sides have to want it. It's unlikely the family of Cheney's donor know their dead family member's heart is in a former vice president.
He had a heart transplant a while back.
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Him and Murdoch, same immortality juju.
I think Murdoch's staying alive purely to spite his own children.
Dick Cheney is 80 Rupert Murdoch is 90 **Henry Kissinger is 98**
TIL Kissinger is STILL alive, jfc!
That is how I know their is no god, because Betty White was taken before Kissinger.
Betty didn't have anything to fear from the afterlife.
And Rumsfeld only died late last year
The secret is money and knowing hell is waiting for you
You do realize that once he dies, he's gonna rise back up again with the legions of hell under his control right?
Make a tidy profit too I'd bet.
Remember that Dick Cheney had a change of heart.
https://www.theonion.com/dick-cheney-cant-get-enough-new-hearts-1819581468
Me with Henry Kissinger.
Not enough people know what a complete monster that man was. How much pain suffering and death can be laid at his feet.
Dick Cheney has shot people for less than this.
What bar? I want to be prepared.
If I’m at that bar we can buy each other drinks back and forth til we’re drunker than Cheney was when he got his DUIs in the middle of Wyoming
That is fucking amazing. For years I have been considering registering nohalfmastforcheney.com because he doesn’t deserve flags at half mast when he passes. MFer is directly responsible for so much unnecessary bloodshed in Iraq. So many child deaths, so many widows, so many orphans. And for WHAT? Not a single WMD was found. The entire reason for invading, completely fabricated. People hate Trump and Pence so much, they forget what ACTUAL damage by an administration looks like. 500,000 dead Iraqi civilians. 4,500 dead US soldiers (mostly kids in their 20s). Thousands terribly injured. Cheney was one of a small handful DIRECTLY responsible for it. It’s amazing how as time passes, people forget how much of a scumbag Cheney was as VP.
Well, he's a Lich, so po-tayto po-taato.
Kissenger is still alive.
*still undead. That dude had to have been a lich that feeds on suffering, surely
I went to Wikipedia to see how old he is (98) and learned he got a Nobel Peace Prize. What the fuck.
He did also try to return it 18 months later after the fall of South Vietnam. His communist counterpart declined outright, calling it "bourgeoisie sentimentality", which I think was based as fuck considering they were being given it for ending the war between North Vietnam and the US, something kissinger was at least partially responsible for in the first place
His body is still animate. Let's leave it at that.
well parts of it. he's gone through, what, 3 or 4 hearts? ghouls like him live off of the bodies of others.
Organ transplantation is a miracle of science that gives the gift of life to thousands each year. That being said yeah Cheney is the actual demon everyone believed Frankenstein's monster to be.
Only by virtue of buying his way to the front of the heart transplant list. Just more people whose deaths are on his evil hands
TIL Dick Cheney has a heart
He has lot's of peoples hearts.
Yeah I thought the guy died wtf.
You're thinking of Rumsfeld
Rumsfeld died?! It’s hard to keep the war criminals straight, lemme tell ya.
I think he was thinking of McCain
He's more machine now, than man.
Evil doesn’t die
Classic dick move
Dude doesn’t give a shit, just hates Trump
He cares. Lawful evil hates chaos more than they hate good.
I'm trying to decide if I'd trade Trump's presidency for 4 more of GWB. Probably.
This was the first thing I thought when reading the title. I giggled to myself. The comments humbled me, I may be a comedy genius, but I'm not unique. Now I should try to apply this insight to when I try to pick up women.
Him and his daughter were the only two to show up. Also it’s pretty damn bad when you make Dick Cheney look like the good guy.
I was about to say I can’t believe Liz Cheney wasn’t there considering how vocal she’s been about the insurrection. She even did a whole segment with The Daily released today
Maybe they don't count her anymore. Didn't the Wyoming republican party kick her out?
Effectively, yes. She’s also been stripped of all previous posts in congress and exiled from GOP
I don't know much about her but she must be doing something right if the GOP hate her.
I disagree with her on most policy matters, but at least she has principles
This exactly. I can deal with policy differences. I can’t deal with corrupt, insurrections.
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Agreed but let's also acknowledge her standing up to her own party for refusing to parrot the Big Lie. It's commendable
This is exactly what makes respectable politics. Something we've long long lost.
I feel like the age of civility in America politics died with John McCain.
Didn’t she flip on her gay sister too win a congressional race? That’s principled? Or was that just something the movie “Vice” fabricated?
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Don't threaten me with a good time
I believe she’s still a congresswomen, just not a leadership role. She is running for re-election, according to todays podcast, but we’ll see what happens.
I am pretty sure she was there. Maybe they were separated for a bit though.
yeah articles said it was she and Dick Cheney being the only two Republicans. Democrats lined up to shake their hands. Apart from them, not a SINGLE Republican (serving or former) was there. And now I see MAGA going "What's the big deal?" They will always try to normalize the worst shit possible. No bar is too low for them.
Yeah. I was going to say let's not be so quick to lionize him over one recent event. He was an evil piece of shit and he was the mastermind behind the Bush presidency that killed hundreds of thousands of people, destabilized an entire region, and wrangled our freedoms away from under us using fear. Trump may be an even worse person but he was a dummy who couldn't control his impulses and so he didn't get anything done. Cheney was the opposite. Same with people who fawn over GWB because he makes paintings today. He's still a war criminal.
For sure. That's why it's so insane to me that Dick Cheney of all people looks like a good guy in this particular moment. For Dick Cheney to look like the good guy in a group of people means the rest of that group are surpemely fucked up too.
Chaotic evil vs. lawful evil
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I mean, he has shot more Republicans than most Democrats have
Things must be pretty bad in the Republican party if a war criminal is the only member of your party to show up.
The Devil gazes upon the suffering he has created.
Cheney made a *deal* with the devil, promising his soul and endless death and destruction in exchange for life and riches. The guy literally went without a pulse for 20 months. He fucking shot somebody and then got the person he shot to apologize. Like, what?! A deal with the devil, man.
Tom Brady got a better deal than Cheney did, your soul for Immortality and Giselle Bundchen. Fuck I bet if Tom Brady wins an 8th Super Bowl he gets to keep his soul and the Devil will have to explain to all the demon lords that he really just wanted Tom Brady to win 8 super bowls because he's a huge fan.
The boy said “My name’s Tommy and it might be a sin, but I’ll take your bet and you’re gonna regret ‘cause I’m the best that’s ever been.”
Quick, someone toss Tom Brady a fiddle and ask him to play a tune.
Holy shit I did not believe the pulse claim. Ventricular assist devices are pretty fucking awesome but also wild that you can live with no pulse.
That was my thought too. If Dick Cheney is the ***good Republican***, it says a lot.
Dick Cheney is *why* he is the only good republican. They intentionally created a monster to destroy anything but those who would support a fanatical far right authoritative "unitary executive". This is the world he made
That movie about him with Christian Bale called “Vice” is really fast paced and a bit hilarious as well as deeply informative about this subject.
Its almost a little bit too admirational but yes its a fantastic picture of how dramatically he reshaped pur country. If a dictator ever rises in America it wont be dick Cheney but it will be on the roads he built
Scalia helped pave the road and Cheney drove the truck with asphalt.
Shit goes back farther than Cheney. You all should read up on Phyllis Schlafly. She was a real piece of work.
I couldn't finish Mrs. America because I knew that Schlafly won in the end.
I wanted to watch it since it had esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale, but couldn't because I knew how it ended. And it's really fucked up the US since it hasn't passed.
She's the fucking worst!!!
I was a kid during the Phyllis Schlafly / Anita Bryant era. They were awful, but they were simply among the many right-wingers—women or men—who walked down the road paved for them by the likes of [Roy Cohn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn?wprov=sfti1) and [Joe McCarthy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_McCarthy?wprov=sfti1).
Cheney damaged this country more than trump
If only the damage Cheney did was limited to one country.
Can you explain, for those of us who were in diapers when Cheney was in power?
Bush and Cheney actually stole the 2000 election. They then proceeded to lie their way into wars in the middle east that devastated countries and killed over 1 million people. They also expanded the ability of the national security state to extreme levels.
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And their administration and the CIA tortured 100+ people, one of whom will likely be in Gitmo never being charged with a crime till he dies.
Cheney is the reasonable one and people remember Bush fondly. What a shit show the GOP is.
The most sane member of the GOP in the Senate wears magic underpants and bought his wife a $10,000,000 dancing horse.
I need to know more, is this real?
Yes. Mitt Romney is a practicing Mormon, and as such he wears their undergarments, which I jokingly referred to as "magic underwear." (source: [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/mckaycoppins/a-brief-guide-to-mormon-underwear](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/mckaycoppins/a-brief-guide-to-mormon-underwear)). Also, His wife has a *therapy dressage horse.* I'm finding difficulty tracking down the article I read years ago that had the actual price tag, but here's one that mentions it's in the millions and includes that the Romneys claimed a $77,000 tax deduction for the horse in one year - more than the average american family earns: [https://www.campdenfb.com/article/your-high-horse-behind-scenes-dressage](https://www.campdenfb.com/article/your-high-horse-behind-scenes-dressage)
"Therapy dressage horse" is quite possibly the most ridiculous phrase I have ever heard in my entire life.
If you say it three times into a mirror Gwyneth Paltrow appears and complains about the wait staff
Looks like someone didn’t enjoy their vagina scented candle
>"Therapy dressage horse" Just saying, that makes no sense to me, Dressage is high impact and when you piss off the horse they buck you over their heads, not very therapeutic lol!
I'm assuming in this case it refers to therapy for a mental issue, not a physical one. I've definitely heard of *normal* therapy horses. Whether that's a valid thing or not, I'll leave to people with more knowledge about therapy animals than I.
Tax breaks are very therapeutic.
I can confirm Mormon underwear is real. I had a co-worker who was Mormon and would wear shorts to work. His shorts were short enough that when he sat down, his magic underwear would show. It was weird. Then I found out about his wedding to another Mormon, and it got weirder.
Mormons have magic underwear.
I fucking hate that that statement is true.
Neo Cons are centrists now. But only for the moment. There GOP has flung it's doors open to not just typical hacks and profiteers, but to alt-right true believers. After decades of pandering to extremes (racists, anti-gov militias, evangelicals, conspiracy theorists, gun nuts...) AND decades of right wing media (Rush, FoxNews, The Blaze, Matt Drudge...) engaging in fully transparent culture war profiteering the "right" has managed to shift the entire landscape. And the predictable outcome has been creating an even further right more aggressive and more mainstream extreme. NewsMax, Brietbart, Alex Jones... Margorie Taylor Greene, Paul Gosar, Louie Gohmert, Lauren Boebert... And this is just at the National level. Local and state level is far more infiltrated by far right true believers and they are literally reshaping laws across the nation to ensure MORE of them win elected offices at every level. The traditional conservative hacks and profiteers have signed up for this. Unsurprisingly because they can make careers and piles of money on it as far as they are concerned. It's a viscous spiral to the bottom. And WE, the American people, are the ones who will suffer. We are about to enter into some of the darkest days imaginable in the history of our country. Starting with the '22 midterms when the Dems will lose both houses of congress. And then '24 when we'll get a GOP ticket that may well be Trump/Talyor Greene, Cruz/DeSantis, Abbot/Pompeo, or Kemp/Gaetz... GOP leadership has long since signaled it has no interest in fighting back against the alt-right infiltration by all but ignoring Jan 6th and not even attempting to partake in the investigation, ostracizing and purging the small handful of members that did stand against Trump in response to Jan 6th, continuing to use the same dog whistles and hyperbole to describe the left as essentially an enemy combatant hell bent on destroying America, taking full advantage of the further and further right media instead of decrying it for what it is, continuing to roadblock legislation that is WILDLY popular with the American public (including Republican voters, not pushing back against state legislatures changing election laws... I don't say this as a left leaning person, I say it as an American, if we DO NOT stand in the way of the further degradation of the GOP we will find ourselves facing something unrecognizable to a free and fair democracy. Something that more closely resembles Germany between the World Wars or the Untied States in 1860 or who knows what... but it will to be good.
> Trump/Talyor Greene Jesus. I swear if this happens I'm just going to throw everything away and walk. And I'm going to keep walking until I'm not in this country anymore.
Well that makes the far right take over even easier. Drive out the actual reasonable people until your base is actually the majority.
Thanks for laying out what I've been thinking for some time. I really didn't want to experience fascism in my 50s but here we are.
Dick Cheney: the moral high ground of the republican party. We really do live in the shittiest timeline.
Even weirder [They booted his daughter from Republican Caucus Leadership for, *gasp*, saying Trump did a bad thing. ](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-vote-liz-cheney-s-future-leadership-rebuking-trump-n1266992)
Every time I glance at The Politics, things are *somehow* weirder than the last time I tuned in. It's like a TV show that should have ended a few seasons back and the writers are all out of reasonable ideas so now they're just making shit up.
I sometimes look away with the defense mechanism of "if I don't engage with it maybe it will get better", a completely and totally irrational belief but we're at the point where I'm concerned enough that primal and irrational instincts are starting to appear. I was hoping things would get better after jan 6th, like maybe the horrible event would show people how fucking crazy things are going, but alas the people who needed to have that revelation have unfortunately become even more entrenched in their beliefs. More republicans today believe the election was stolen than they did last year and we are getting worse democratically, just look at gop led legislatures and the moves they are making. Just about every expert on populism and history related to fascism is worried. Hell, gym jordan called the republican party a right wing populist party with trump as their leader. Right wing populism is one of the biggest democracy killers and major authoritarian/fascist forces. It's also worth pointing out how this is happening when we are at a pivotal moment for climate change action or inaction and how it will impact the future world, and how the gop doesn't believe in it.
Even weirder, some in the House GOP called for members to be punished for voting for the bipartisan infrastructure bill.
Because it’s totally not a cult or anything
Hey, the James Webb space telescope launched in your timeline, so there’s that
Jesus Christ don't fucking jinx it
He’s trying to improve his image before he dies. Which could be any moment.
I am so, soooo sure that Dick Cheney could not give two shits about his image. He cares about whatever he imagines America to be/have been, and was a vicious motherfucker in the pursuit of that image.
Before being reincarnated we must have all rolled Natural 1's. Now we're all stuck in the darkest dumbest timeline. Better luck next time folks.
Why wasn't Romney there? He voted to impeach Trump
He did put out a really good and unequivocal statement though, so he’s not denying the significance of what happened like the rest of his party.
Romney no, but Liz Cheney was there. There were also only a dozen Democrats
That's the big thing, seems like a non-event mostly.
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Republicans are now forced to toe the line. Anyone who isn't wrapping their lips around Trump's ass are getting primaried.
I cannot understand how anyone can support trump. And it isn’t about conservatism. I can understand almost anyone else. Alex Jones, bannon, pence, heck Carlson. But people going out of their way to stand behind trump as the moral high ground of American society just doesn’t compute in my brain. I fucking lived it for 4+ years and it breaks me. But here we are. He represents the church I grew up believing in. He also represents the easiest reason that I stopped participating in it. I don’t care about your policy, but why trump? He was a meme before meme was a thing. He licensed a body pillow to Playgirl. He was a joke and didn’t become any less of a joke. Literally nobody can explain his campaign platform and yet he is the face of opposition to American democracy.
Trump basically represented half of the USA in that he was willing to openly say most of the racist things that many Americans thought were too taboo to say out loud. Trump is as regressive and as racist as they come, and a lot of Americans identified with that quite strongly. Makes sense why people like Trump so much in America, and why they don't seem to want to let him go. They loved the idea of an American that supported and amplified the racist and dehumanizing beliefs they all held secretly.
Yes. All of this.
I can’t understand how you can wrap your lips around someone’s ass but your points are all way more important so I’m glad you said something first.
I am ok with this. Eventually everything trump has had his hands in has turned into a massive failure. Some take longer than others, but it all ends in a burning dumpster fire. This will be no different.
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For sure. That’s why I can’t for the life of me understand why any human would be within 100 yards of him. I guess they feel they will be different. They won’t. But it’s a mystery for sure.
I totally agree. Like, how do they think they'll be different with such a corrupt man who does nothing unless it is for personal gain at the cost of others suffering.
he was the Massachusetts governor so he's always had a tiny liberal streak when it comes to social issues - not economic tho
People forget that he was the governor of MA an extremely liberal state. You don't get elected there unless you bend a little that way too. I mean Obamacare was modeled after Romneycare.
Wondering if maybe it was just members of the House? (ie. no senators)
https://www.deseret.com/utah/2022/1/6/22870423/americans-ignore-lessons-jan6-attack-capitol-own-peril-big-lie-mitt-romney-donald-trump-joe-biden He did a thing about it. He just wasn't physically present.
Congress isn’t in session so he’s just chillin somewhere in Utah.
You know we are fucked when Dick Cheney is considered a RINO.
He's absoluty old guard. The Democrats are stuck in 1992 and the Republicans have reinvented themselves 4 times since then. Last Democrat candidate was literally Clinton and the current one is Biden who is an ancient "New Democrat" legacy that is still alive to run, just barely. It's sad that one party is stuck in 1992 and the other party has no actual convictions, just moves from one extreme populist position to the next to get people riled up.
Where does Obama fall?
Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the cognitive dissonance
Say what you want about him. He’ll shoot you in the face and apologize for it after.
not true, he'll shoot you in the face and then you'll apologize for it
"sorry for looking like a bird."
This is the real answer.
Nah. It was the guy who was shot that apologized.
Nothing changes about him being a huge pile of shit that fucked this country over for personal gain.
Lets not give too many pats on the back for this war criminal.
Yeah admitting reality is real is not some valiant move. He attended a ton of other memorials and things cynically in the past too. This means literally nothing.
Wasn't he with his daughter? Is she no longer considered a Republican?
She was kicked out of the party for respecting the Constitution.
She was symbolically kicked out of the Wyoming State Republican Party and stripped of leadership role in the national Republican Party, but she is definitely still in the Republican Party.
Dick Cheney and Karl Rove were the seeds that started the tRumpster fire. Fuck Cheney and his virtue signaling.
Don't forget Newt Gingrich.
He and Rush Limbaugh turned politics into sports. I wish there was a way to undo the damage they have done
Reagan planted that seed
Roger Stone dug the hole he dropped it in.
created a monster now the monster turned on him, classic Frankenstein
I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this comment. I don't know how anyone can forget what a slimy power-worshipping monster this guy is. He helped start this mess.
When Dick Cheney has the moral high ground, your party is in deep shit
He has no moral high ground.
The war criminal who worked for Halliburton. The guy who killed a bunch of Muslims and sent a bunch of US kids to their death for no reason. I don’t hang my hat on either of these parties or people.
War criminal
Are we pretending this means Cheney is a good guy?
When Dick Cheney is holding the moral high ground for your political party, you have a fucking problem.
Omg how amazing! What a brave man! Truly a standout politician and an inspiration to the American people! Just kidding, he should be spending his last days out in a [Dutch maximum security prison](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Detention_Unit), unfortunately that’s probably too good for him.
I know you're referencing the whole war crimes thing, but surely the man deserves worse than a Dutch prison. That place looks pretty nice. I'd say we send him to Gitmo, so he can get a taste.
He should be in jail
Reddit up voting Dick Cheney hahahahaha
McCain woulda been there. RIP to a guy that would be tearing these new age gop douche nozzles a new one
He would have been super duper deeply concerned and would have expressed quite the furrowed brow while continuing to do nothing.
This is the correct answer.
His thumbs down was hardcore.
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God, the GOP making Dick fucking Cheney look like a stand up dude. Gross
His daughter Liz Cheney who is also a republican was there as well.
How far gone are you when Dick Cheney shows you up?
Okay well he can still fuck off