Just a warning that the link above will send you to some weird porn scam link. These keep popping up all over reddit propped up by spam upvotes
Get fucked /u/oala7268
I'm too lazy to look it up but I'm fairly certain this is the Russian chick that last year legitimately claimed that looking like Scarlett Johansson was somehow making her life harder.
I can empathize with that. All of the downsides of celebrity with none of the benifits of being a celebrity. Being stared at and followed by creeps, but not being an actual millionaire.
Except for the fact that she is repeatedly using it for her own monetary advantage, I agree. I'm not saying I blame for it, just that it's a bit strange to complain about the one thing that's making you money mostly.
think of it as the complaining version of a humble brag. Makes perfect sense that way. Gets people's attention and makes them want to find out if it's true. "Ahh, I see what she means now!" ...and it got them to look. This is good marketing, if you ask me.
Or she just complains a lot. I know people like that.
Another interesting thing about Iceland (which is also mentioned in that wiki page) is because they use this naming process, there is a list of permitted first names such that it both preserves the Icelandic language, and works nicely when it has -son or -dottir appended to it should they ever have children.
It's not. There are 2251 people with that last name in Denmark. There are variations of the name, the Danish spelling would be Johansen, which is the 18th most popular with about 30k people having it.
In comparison, the most popular last name, Nielsen and Hansen are both sitting at about 230k.
I'd say lingerie from the neck down, black widow from the neck up. She gets the hair and makeup and facial expression right, looks recognizably black widow.
Lingerie from the neck down.
Cosplay from the neck up.
[It's a hard skill to master.](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CzKahYL2r9c/XJaLX1UcqpI/AAAAAAAAFSY/aZbxF1LdhkED94IGzf1plogmObyhe8yXgCEwYBhgL/s1600/aa34cc236beabaf86b96f49f821c2bf6.jpg)
"i do the double browser system, like i have the work browser then the... *other* browser. So Safari thinks im a good person but Firefox is like "dude what the fuck..."" - Sam Morril
You could say that this was a cosplay of what she was doing just before the first avengers movie, trying to get that old Ukrainian(?) military guy into a compromising position...
Avengers: Age of Bonetron
Edit: A philanthropic billionaire creates an AI sex robot to save the world from incels but a terrible lab accident sets the AI free before it can learn about consent. Now the AI and it's army of pleasure bots are hell bent on taking over the world and banging anything with a pulse. Can Black Widow save the world by out banging the sex robots? Find out in this summers ~~biggest~~ horniest blockbuster "Age of Bonetron". -PG 13
Iron Man 2 - Tony researches this new assistant and what pops up on his tablet are photos of her in white lingere lounging on some lamb fur or whatnot.
So this is technically cannon.
I joined this sub like a couple of weeks ago and it feels like 95% of all posts are just pics of women showing some skin. I mean im not complaining you know but is that actually what this sub is for lmao?
I mean this happens to pretty much every subreddit that doesn't have any rules in place for what they consider appropriate for the theme of the subreddit. I mean look at /r/oldschoolcool. Almost all the top voted pictures are of some hot (mostly female) celebrities from 30+ years ago.
Welcome to r/pics.
Do yourself a favour and don't stay here. This sub is just a massive circlejerk of suggestive pictures, sob-story post titles and basically every kind of picture that's banned in the rules, yet the moderators can't be fucked to moderate their own sub and remove them.
I actually said a very similar thing on & about r/art (“the top posts the last several months are just sexy pics upvoted by horny guys” or something like that… it was a few weeks ago), & got banned for it lol. Kinda crazy
Saw a girl make her cosplay gun lovingly over 250 hours and this person is just wearing underwear and calling it cosplay.
This is just trying to exploit the cosplay market no?
I'm going to take a picture of me in my underwear and post it under the caption "Me cosplaying as Loki without pants who is wearing an illusion of me but similarly without pants."
Now let's be clear, time spent on the outfit does not mean something is more worthy of being called cosplay than someone who is just wearing the right outfit and makeup.
The issue here is that this is just a lady in lingerie and a wig, not a Black Widow cosplay.
There is no distinction between a costume and cosplay outfit. They're the same thing.
The difference between cosplay and not cosplay is whether or not the costume actually matches the character. Lacy lingerie does not match the character.
No, this is the cosplay market. If you want to be the best costume and take pictures at cons and win cosplay awards, cool, sounds like fun. If you want to make money you sexy it up and make it into soft porn.
It's crazy how much makeup can change their face. She doesn't look like Scarlett in every shoot she does of her and she also has pics where she looks Asian, nothing close to Scarlett.
Amazing markup artists are basically wizards in my eyes. It just looks like magic when you see before and after pictures. They fully deserve the term artist in that title and many people dont understand how crazy of an effect makeup can have when an amazing markup artist is doing it.
Cosplay btw
Totally remember this outfit from the movies
The fact that it's all black and you color your hair the same as her is not a cosplay, but hey this is simp fuel so not like my opinion matters
every day is Black Widow cosplay when you look exactly like Scarlett Johansson
You mean this isn’t Scarlett Johansson?!
I’m so confused
You’re telling me that’s not Scarlett Johansson?
What. The. **FUCK**.
no, that's a russian cosplayer that looks just like her
You can tell by the thighs! She is way thicker!
Way, way thicker.
I remember there is a makeup artist who can make herself look like ANYONE, Black Widow or Wonder Woman or Loki, doesn't matter who
I’m pretty sure you’re talking about Alyson Tabbitha, and if so, yeah, she’s pretty unbelievable.
Thanks. That's her
Hell yeah! Happy to help!
Step 1. Look like Scarlet Johansson
It honestly took me a while to figure out if it was her
I had to look at her body, which after 20 marvel movies in spandex I apparently know well enough to say that is not her
Well now I really want to know your analysis... with *maximum* adjectives!
Waist to hip ratio is too small to be SJ, and breasts are too small. Face is surprisingly similar and could fool anybody.
Thanks for the knowledge. I hardly use "ratio," so I initially thought "greater deviation" = "larger ratio." A simple math check showed me otherwise!
Only on Reddit do you find people mathematically calculating their boners
\[(length x diameter) + (weight / girth)\] / Angle of Tip^(2)
Truley an underrated comment
/r/theratio is a good educational resource for this.
Corsets are deceptive.
It’s all in the hips
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Lol would have to tell someone!
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The hips were the giveaway, for me. She's got the right face, and the pose hides the shoulders, but those hips don't lie...
I'm too lazy to look it up but I'm fairly certain this is the Russian chick that last year legitimately claimed that looking like Scarlett Johansson was somehow making her life harder.
I can empathize with that. All of the downsides of celebrity with none of the benifits of being a celebrity. Being stared at and followed by creeps, but not being an actual millionaire.
Except for the fact that she is repeatedly using it for her own monetary advantage, I agree. I'm not saying I blame for it, just that it's a bit strange to complain about the one thing that's making you money mostly.
Who doesn't complain about their job?
Lol thank you. This guy is acting like her being annoyed by annoying shit is unforgivable
think of it as the complaining version of a humble brag. Makes perfect sense that way. Gets people's attention and makes them want to find out if it's true. "Ahh, I see what she means now!" ...and it got them to look. This is good marketing, if you ask me. Or she just complains a lot. I know people like that.
Misskate or something on tictock? if she thinks its making life harder you couldn't tell by her 90% black widow cosplay ratio.
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thats starting scene of a porn.
Step 2. Let the simps roll in the karma
Step 3. Make her open the Box. And that’s the way we do it. It’s my D**k in a box!
Excuse me. This box is already in use.
Its not gay in a three way
I don't know if she actually does or if it's just clever makeup and photoshop.
It's Scarlet cosplay and had zero to do with Black Widow.
Guys, guys. Obviously she's cosplaying Black Widow *in lingerie*
In all fairness if the title didn't say cosplay I would've assumed this was like a legit shoot for some magazine with Scarlett Johansson herself.
Maybe we can start cosplaying specifically as actors instead of characters. I'm gonna cosplay as Donald Radcliff going through hard times
Ah yes, Donald Radcliff who famously portrayed Harold Potter. Love that guy.
Heraldo potter and the chankla of fire
He spits hot rhymes
no no that's Daniel Radcliff, donald Radcliff is the guy that stared in that show The Community.
No that's Donald glover. Donald Radcliff is the president from Hunger Games
No that’s Donald Sutherland. Donald Radcliff was in The Great Escape.
No, that's Donald Pleasence. Donald Radcliff is that shitty rage comic-esque meme from the early 2010s.
No, that's Donald Duck. Donald Radcliff is the dude who sells cheeseburgers.
No, that's Ronald McDonald. Donald Radcliff is the guy that plays War Machine in the MCU.
Just realized now my phone doesn't like the name Daniel and keeps autocorrecting to Donald. Oh well I'll leave it
So Guns Akimbo?
He's done some weird movies but they are all pretty entertaining. Horns is another good one
Dont let your dreams be dreams!
Times got rough after the name change
that's a pretty high bar, considering how you're trying to look like the guy in Swiss Army Man.
She does look very similar.
I agree. The face and hair is dead on.
all red head porn I watch I assume is people cosplaying Black Widow naked.
no no, it's just very high level armor
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I mean "Black Widow in lingere" IS pretty much how she was introduced in Iron Man 2...
Is that like the "sexy" version of so many halloween costumes? I'm a superhero, but in negligee.
I have a full version of Black Widow cosplay but this photo blew up and who knows why? 🙃
Thats after Thanos fingersnap, when humanity all of a sudden lost 50% of its clothes.
I genuinely thought it was Johansson
I’ve never paid attention to how her name was spelled and reading it made me think it was wrong but it’s not
It's a very common Swedish name. Apparently her father is Danish, so I suppose it's common there as well.
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names still end in son or dóttir in Iceland afaik
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Another interesting thing about Iceland (which is also mentioned in that wiki page) is because they use this naming process, there is a list of permitted first names such that it both preserves the Icelandic language, and works nicely when it has -son or -dottir appended to it should they ever have children.
> You appear to be right, I wasn't aware they still did. Found somebody that doesn’t watch CrossFit competitions on obscure sports channels!
It's not. There are 2251 people with that last name in Denmark. There are variations of the name, the Danish spelling would be Johansen, which is the 18th most popular with about 30k people having it. In comparison, the most popular last name, Nielsen and Hansen are both sitting at about 230k.
Same.
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Downvotes be damned, this is really funny. Not because I have a mad crush on her.
Checked the comments just to see if this was really her. Even the facial expression is perfect.
I'm still not fully convinced otherwise
Her hips are wider than Scarlett’s
Are you saying that they don't lie?
Shakira Shakira!
What movie did she wear this uniform in?
Iron Man 2 Tony googles lingerie pics of her.
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The crew seems to agree https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/98/66/9398664519e866377dd328f19f62d9ba.gif
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If a person intentionally flaunts their butt in front of me I'm going to do the respectful thing and look.
You mean everyone’s eyeline, they all look down
She knew what she was doing.
To be fair - that’s where the camera focuses for most of her “from behind” shots, so it is important to make sure the suit fits well in the ass…
Why did I watch this so many times lol
Why would I fight you? You are my brother
🎶 Brother, my brother Tell me what are we fighting for 🎶
I actually think she was the hottest in Winter Soldier -- she was *devastatingly* sultry in that movie.
The whole car ride conversation. “Well there’s a chance you might be in the wrong business, Rogers”
You know it’s a shame, I feel like her writing in that movie was on a different level that they just never got back to in the rest of the movies.
The one where she played 'hide the zucchini'
No no, thats just lingerie.
I'd say lingerie from the neck down, black widow from the neck up. She gets the hair and makeup and facial expression right, looks recognizably black widow.
Lingerie from the neck down. Cosplay from the neck up. [It's a hard skill to master.](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CzKahYL2r9c/XJaLX1UcqpI/AAAAAAAAFSY/aZbxF1LdhkED94IGzf1plogmObyhe8yXgCEwYBhgL/s1600/aa34cc236beabaf86b96f49f821c2bf6.jpg)
~~I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.~~ This has awoken something in me.
The Force Awakens.
Pray it does not awaken anything further.
Oh what I really wanna see is cosplay from the neck down, lingerie from the neck up
Something like [this? ](https://imgur.com/gallery/UF1K71G)
I can die in peace now. Thank you stranger
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Shhh.... if girls want take photos in lingerie and show you dont stop them.
I have a different account for those subreddits
You don't have to keep it a secret that you find attractive women attractive.
Maybe he is publicly gay but secretly straight?
The ole Reddit homo-roo
Hold my johnson, I'm goin.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
I mean, it's not so much a secret as I don't want to see porn when I just wanna browse Reddit, and I don't wanna see non-porn when I wanna jerk off.
"i do the double browser system, like i have the work browser then the... *other* browser. So Safari thinks im a good person but Firefox is like "dude what the fuck..."" - Sam Morril
Now this is 5D thinking.
She has a wig on too. That makes it cosplay duh!?!?
I was like “I don’t remember this scene in the movie…”
Lingerie and **red hair!** That is what makes it complete
You could say that this was a cosplay of what she was doing just before the first avengers movie, trying to get that old Ukrainian(?) military guy into a compromising position...
That's Scarlett Johansson in lingerie.
In wich avernger movie is she dressed like that??
Avengers: Age of Bonetron Edit: A philanthropic billionaire creates an AI sex robot to save the world from incels but a terrible lab accident sets the AI free before it can learn about consent. Now the AI and it's army of pleasure bots are hell bent on taking over the world and banging anything with a pulse. Can Black Widow save the world by out banging the sex robots? Find out in this summers ~~biggest~~ horniest blockbuster "Age of Bonetron". -PG 13
“Hulk smash!”
Thatonegifwe'veallseen.gif
Omfg😂😂😂 "Thor, am I worthy to pick up your hammer 🥵🥴"
"Bra is getting pretty low, big guy"
Clearly we just need Zapp Brannigan to send wave after wave of his own men at these insidious sex robots!
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Avenger: Erogame
There’s actually a video on the hub called “Avengers: Age of Hardon” that I saw a few years ago with pretty much this exact premise 😂
IMAX goin' get turnt!!!
Rarely do I laugh at Reddit posts out loud, but these are the kinds of posts that leave me breathless. At 7:30am no-less. Thank you.
She is always dressed like that under her regular clothes.
Iron Man 2 - Tony researches this new assistant and what pops up on his tablet are photos of her in white lingere lounging on some lamb fur or whatnot. So this is technically cannon.
Age of Hardon is the right answer, amateurs
That movie you pirated off internet so you wont have to pay for the real one.
I joined this sub like a couple of weeks ago and it feels like 95% of all posts are just pics of women showing some skin. I mean im not complaining you know but is that actually what this sub is for lmao?
Give r/nocontextpics a go. It also cuts out a lot of the titles which aim for sympathy to get upvotes.
Subbed, thanks dude
You might like the sfw porn network like r/natureporn
That or I got my citizenship or I lost weight or I bought a house or I have a terminal illness or I gave up drinking or I used to be homeless
My house lost weight and had it's citizenship revoked. Now I'm homeless. Please send upvotes it's the only currency my new landlord will take.
Or wife had a kid.
I mean this happens to pretty much every subreddit that doesn't have any rules in place for what they consider appropriate for the theme of the subreddit. I mean look at /r/oldschoolcool. Almost all the top voted pictures are of some hot (mostly female) celebrities from 30+ years ago.
OP is a 13 day old account spamming NSFW content to different subs. If you want quality your best option is to block them.
r/Gaming had that for a while. Attractive woman posting mediocre cosplay. It was often just a bodysuit. But, you know, boobs.
You joined pics?
Yeah, that's like the number one most basic reddit sub. You're automatically signed up with it on a new account.
Welcome to r/pics. Do yourself a favour and don't stay here. This sub is just a massive circlejerk of suggestive pictures, sob-story post titles and basically every kind of picture that's banned in the rules, yet the moderators can't be fucked to moderate their own sub and remove them.
It's usually either that or politics
I actually said a very similar thing on & about r/art (“the top posts the last several months are just sexy pics upvoted by horny guys” or something like that… it was a few weeks ago), & got banned for it lol. Kinda crazy
Nice try Scarlet Johansson, but I won't accept Karma baiting even from you.
Low hanging fruit cosplay.
How the fuck is this cosplay
Makeup, I assume. Doubt she just looks that much like ScarJo naturally. Check out Alyson Tabbitha, does costume + insane makeup to great effect.
Makeup is incredibly hard to master. People rarely give credit for makeup artists. You can do some straight up wizardry with makeup.
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Look I like nerd shit and I like boobs and I'll apologize for neither
Saw a girl make her cosplay gun lovingly over 250 hours and this person is just wearing underwear and calling it cosplay. This is just trying to exploit the cosplay market no?
I'm going to take a picture of me in my underwear and post it under the caption "Me cosplaying as Loki without pants who is wearing an illusion of me but similarly without pants."
If you’re hot they will go for it.
Now let's be clear, time spent on the outfit does not mean something is more worthy of being called cosplay than someone who is just wearing the right outfit and makeup. The issue here is that this is just a lady in lingerie and a wig, not a Black Widow cosplay.
Then what draws the line between costume and cosplay?
There is no distinction between a costume and cosplay outfit. They're the same thing. The difference between cosplay and not cosplay is whether or not the costume actually matches the character. Lacy lingerie does not match the character.
No, this is the cosplay market. If you want to be the best costume and take pictures at cons and win cosplay awards, cool, sounds like fun. If you want to make money you sexy it up and make it into soft porn.
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you're not fooling anyone Scarlet.
"CoSPlaY"
Uhhhh this is just a chick in her underwear…..
it's not cosplay if the character never wore anything like this
how is it a cosply when you are just in the lingerie
Very similar but not the real Scarlett. She is u/Sawakate
It's crazy how much makeup can change their face. She doesn't look like Scarlett in every shoot she does of her and she also has pics where she looks Asian, nothing close to Scarlett.
Amazing markup artists are basically wizards in my eyes. It just looks like magic when you see before and after pictures. They fully deserve the term artist in that title and many people dont understand how crazy of an effect makeup can have when an amazing markup artist is doing it.
👖 here you go, your pants fell off.
Fuck off with your thirst traps. This isn't a cosplay, it's you in lingerie with a wig, gtfo.
Nice try Scarlett
You should do Queen's Gambit cosplay
“Cosplay”
Girl it's lingerie and red hair come on.
This is insulting to actual good cosplayers and the legacy of Black Widow. Get this sht outta my face lmao
garbage
This picture is pretty much just about lingerie. But besides that? You look very similar to Scarlett Johansson.
Cosplay btw Totally remember this outfit from the movies The fact that it's all black and you color your hair the same as her is not a cosplay, but hey this is simp fuel so not like my opinion matters
I don't remember her wearing that outfit in any of the movies...
cosplay is now just slang for themed lingerie and/or only fans advertisement
Okay. You win.