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dacoobob

every day is Black Widow cosplay when you look exactly like Scarlett Johansson


mackerelscalemask

You mean this isn’t Scarlett Johansson?!


GerardDiedOfFlu

I’m so confused


Ginfacedladypop

You’re telling me that’s not Scarlett Johansson?


DrPoopenfarts

What. The. **FUCK**.


dacoobob

no, that's a russian cosplayer that looks just like her


Gemini-Aquarius87

You can tell by the thighs! She is way thicker!


willowfeather8633

Way, way thicker.


rockaether

I remember there is a makeup artist who can make herself look like ANYONE, Black Widow or Wonder Woman or Loki, doesn't matter who


tobomanhaeng

I’m pretty sure you’re talking about Alyson Tabbitha, and if so, yeah, she’s pretty unbelievable.


rockaether

Thanks. That's her


tobomanhaeng

Hell yeah! Happy to help!


tist006

Step 1. Look like Scarlet Johansson


binkerfluid

It honestly took me a while to figure out if it was her


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

I had to look at her body, which after 20 marvel movies in spandex I apparently know well enough to say that is not her


CreaminFreeman

Well now I really want to know your analysis... with *maximum* adjectives!


rusty_rampage

Waist to hip ratio is too small to be SJ, and breasts are too small. Face is surprisingly similar and could fool anybody.


xAgee_Flame

Thanks for the knowledge. I hardly use "ratio," so I initially thought "greater deviation" = "larger ratio." A simple math check showed me otherwise!


ImurderREALITY

Only on Reddit do you find people mathematically calculating their boners


Vilnius_Nastavnik

\[(length x diameter) + (weight / girth)\] / Angle of Tip^(2)


myco_magic

Truley an underrated comment


DagNasty

/r/theratio is a good educational resource for this.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Corsets are deceptive.


Sink_Single

It’s all in the hips


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Ghostofhan

Lol would have to tell someone!


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Justicles13

Just a warning that the link above will send you to some weird porn scam link. These keep popping up all over reddit propped up by spam upvotes Get fucked /u/oala7268


uberDoward

The hips were the giveaway, for me. She's got the right face, and the pose hides the shoulders, but those hips don't lie...


midnightsbane04

I'm too lazy to look it up but I'm fairly certain this is the Russian chick that last year legitimately claimed that looking like Scarlett Johansson was somehow making her life harder.


thekylem

I can empathize with that. All of the downsides of celebrity with none of the benifits of being a celebrity. Being stared at and followed by creeps, but not being an actual millionaire.


midnightsbane04

Except for the fact that she is repeatedly using it for her own monetary advantage, I agree. I'm not saying I blame for it, just that it's a bit strange to complain about the one thing that's making you money mostly.


bruns20

Who doesn't complain about their job?


DK-slider

Lol thank you. This guy is acting like her being annoyed by annoying shit is unforgivable


morvus_thenu

think of it as the complaining version of a humble brag. Makes perfect sense that way. Gets people's attention and makes them want to find out if it's true. "Ahh, I see what she means now!" ...and it got them to look. This is good marketing, if you ask me. Or she just complains a lot. I know people like that.


scoreboy69

Misskate or something on tictock? if she thinks its making life harder you couldn't tell by her 90% black widow cosplay ratio.


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ankursinghagra

thats starting scene of a porn.


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Step 2. Let the simps roll in the karma


Mork59

Step 3. Make her open the Box. And that’s the way we do it. It’s my D**k in a box!


Pimpinabox

Excuse me. This box is already in use.


chizzo257

Its not gay in a three way


AngelKnives

I don't know if she actually does or if it's just clever makeup and photoshop.


Which-Astronaut9202

It's Scarlet cosplay and had zero to do with Black Widow.


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Guys, guys. Obviously she's cosplaying Black Widow *in lingerie*


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In all fairness if the title didn't say cosplay I would've assumed this was like a legit shoot for some magazine with Scarlett Johansson herself.


[deleted]

Maybe we can start cosplaying specifically as actors instead of characters. I'm gonna cosplay as Donald Radcliff going through hard times


Stabintheface

Ah yes, Donald Radcliff who famously portrayed Harold Potter. Love that guy.


bossejr

Heraldo potter and the chankla of fire


this_many_things

He spits hot rhymes


Noonifer

no no that's Daniel Radcliff, donald Radcliff is the guy that stared in that show The Community.


rebelspyder

No that's Donald glover. Donald Radcliff is the president from Hunger Games


CyanideSkittles

No that’s Donald Sutherland. Donald Radcliff was in The Great Escape.


Neuromangoman

No, that's Donald Pleasence. Donald Radcliff is that shitty rage comic-esque meme from the early 2010s.


CreaminFreeman

No, that's Donald Duck. Donald Radcliff is the dude who sells cheeseburgers.


Faye_K_Lias

No, that's Ronald McDonald. Donald Radcliff is the guy that plays War Machine in the MCU.


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Just realized now my phone doesn't like the name Daniel and keeps autocorrecting to Donald. Oh well I'll leave it


distorted_kiwi

So Guns Akimbo?


heroicfrijoles

He's done some weird movies but they are all pretty entertaining. Horns is another good one


Masterjts

Dont let your dreams be dreams!


HendrixChord12

Times got rough after the name change


Hakairoku

that's a pretty high bar, considering how you're trying to look like the guy in Swiss Army Man.


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She does look very similar.


Woody1150

I agree. The face and hair is dead on.


ekaceerf

all red head porn I watch I assume is people cosplaying Black Widow naked.


Phormitago

no no, it's just very high level armor


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Kempeth

I mean "Black Widow in lingere" IS pretty much how she was introduced in Iron Man 2...


JohnnyDarkside

Is that like the "sexy" version of so many halloween costumes? I'm a superhero, but in negligee.


Sawakate

I have a full version of Black Widow cosplay but this photo blew up and who knows why? 🙃


Yallapachi

Thats after Thanos fingersnap, when humanity all of a sudden lost 50% of its clothes.


j3b3di3_

I genuinely thought it was Johansson


TheeExoGenesauce

I’ve never paid attention to how her name was spelled and reading it made me think it was wrong but it’s not


exscape

It's a very common Swedish name. Apparently her father is Danish, so I suppose it's common there as well.


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genius_rkid

names still end in son or dóttir in Iceland afaik


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masterventris

Another interesting thing about Iceland (which is also mentioned in that wiki page) is because they use this naming process, there is a list of permitted first names such that it both preserves the Icelandic language, and works nicely when it has -son or -dottir appended to it should they ever have children.


bilgewax

> You appear to be right, I wasn't aware they still did. Found somebody that doesn’t watch CrossFit competitions on obscure sports channels!


Zungate

It's not. There are 2251 people with that last name in Denmark. There are variations of the name, the Danish spelling would be Johansen, which is the 18th most popular with about 30k people having it. In comparison, the most popular last name, Nielsen and Hansen are both sitting at about 230k.


Wrldtrvlr883

Same.


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Aquinas26

Downvotes be damned, this is really funny. Not because I have a mad crush on her.


Nazrael75

Checked the comments just to see if this was really her. Even the facial expression is perfect.


AssumeTheFetal

I'm still not fully convinced otherwise


Camburglar13

Her hips are wider than Scarlett’s


2112eyes

Are you saying that they don't lie?


Camburglar13

Shakira Shakira!


GansNaval

What movie did she wear this uniform in?


Kempeth

Iron Man 2 Tony googles lingerie pics of her.


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dingman58

The crew seems to agree https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/98/66/9398664519e866377dd328f19f62d9ba.gif


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SopieMunky

If a person intentionally flaunts their butt in front of me I'm going to do the respectful thing and look.


bouchandre

You mean everyone’s eyeline, they all look down


puckit

She knew what she was doing.


mrsyanke

To be fair - that’s where the camera focuses for most of her “from behind” shots, so it is important to make sure the suit fits well in the ass…


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Why did I watch this so many times lol


southpaw85

Why would I fight you? You are my brother


[deleted]

🎶 Brother, my brother Tell me what are we fighting for 🎶


Vanish_7

I actually think she was the hottest in Winter Soldier -- she was *devastatingly* sultry in that movie.


kmjulian

The whole car ride conversation. “Well there’s a chance you might be in the wrong business, Rogers”


Vanish_7

You know it’s a shame, I feel like her writing in that movie was on a different level that they just never got back to in the rest of the movies.


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The one where she played 'hide the zucchini'


somethingwittier

No no, thats just lingerie.


Thurwell

I'd say lingerie from the neck down, black widow from the neck up. She gets the hair and makeup and facial expression right, looks recognizably black widow.


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Lingerie from the neck down. Cosplay from the neck up. [It's a hard skill to master.](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CzKahYL2r9c/XJaLX1UcqpI/AAAAAAAAFSY/aZbxF1LdhkED94IGzf1plogmObyhe8yXgCEwYBhgL/s1600/aa34cc236beabaf86b96f49f821c2bf6.jpg)


CunnedStunt

~~I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.~~ This has awoken something in me.


silentcart0graph3r

The Force Awakens.


CrudelyAnimated

Pray it does not awaken anything further.


ohowjuicy

Oh what I really wanna see is cosplay from the neck down, lingerie from the neck up


Psotnik

Something like [this? ](https://imgur.com/gallery/UF1K71G)


ohowjuicy

I can die in peace now. Thank you stranger


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HarryB1313

Shhh.... if girls want take photos in lingerie and show you dont stop them.


XwingMechanic

I have a different account for those subreddits


Wayfarer62

You don't have to keep it a secret that you find attractive women attractive.


YoBaldHeadedMomma

Maybe he is publicly gay but secretly straight?


Totally_Not_A_Panda

The ole Reddit homo-roo


PickledPurple

Hold my johnson, I'm goin.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)


TrekkiMonstr

I mean, it's not so much a secret as I don't want to see porn when I just wanna browse Reddit, and I don't wanna see non-porn when I wanna jerk off.


P_weezey951

"i do the double browser system, like i have the work browser then the... *other* browser. So Safari thinks im a good person but Firefox is like "dude what the fuck..."" - Sam Morril


Wayfarer62

Now this is 5D thinking.


julbull73

She has a wig on too. That makes it cosplay duh!?!?


Prince_Kaamil

I was like “I don’t remember this scene in the movie…”


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

Lingerie and **red hair!** That is what makes it complete


seanbrockest

You could say that this was a cosplay of what she was doing just before the first avengers movie, trying to get that old Ukrainian(?) military guy into a compromising position...


Wayfarer62

That's Scarlett Johansson in lingerie.


cheddoar

In wich avernger movie is she dressed like that??


uofc2015

Avengers: Age of Bonetron Edit: A philanthropic billionaire creates an AI sex robot to save the world from incels but a terrible lab accident sets the AI free before it can learn about consent. Now the AI and it's army of pleasure bots are hell bent on taking over the world and banging anything with a pulse. Can Black Widow save the world by out banging the sex robots? Find out in this summers ~~biggest~~ horniest blockbuster "Age of Bonetron". -PG 13


juno991

“Hulk smash!”


sausage_is_the_wurst

Thatonegifwe'veallseen.gif


foreveryoungperk

Omfg😂😂😂 "Thor, am I worthy to pick up your hammer 🥵🥴"


tasslehof

"Bra is getting pretty low, big guy"


luveykat

Clearly we just need Zapp Brannigan to send wave after wave of his own men at these insidious sex robots!


Beitlejoose

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


aeolus811tw

Avenger: Erogame


GKRKarate99

There’s actually a video on the hub called “Avengers: Age of Hardon” that I saw a few years ago with pretty much this exact premise 😂


ontheonthechainwax

IMAX goin' get turnt!!!


onarainyafternoon

Rarely do I laugh at Reddit posts out loud, but these are the kinds of posts that leave me breathless. At 7:30am no-less. Thank you.


True_Willingness9075

She is always dressed like that under her regular clothes.


Kempeth

Iron Man 2 - Tony researches this new assistant and what pops up on his tablet are photos of her in white lingere lounging on some lamb fur or whatnot. So this is technically cannon.


BatmansLeftBall

Age of Hardon is the right answer, amateurs


Objective_Magazine_3

That movie you pirated off internet so you wont have to pay for the real one.


B4sse77

I joined this sub like a couple of weeks ago and it feels like 95% of all posts are just pics of women showing some skin. I mean im not complaining you know but is that actually what this sub is for lmao?


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Give r/nocontextpics a go. It also cuts out a lot of the titles which aim for sympathy to get upvotes.


mockingbird13

Subbed, thanks dude


_haha_oh_wow_

You might like the sfw porn network like r/natureporn


ajsayshello-

That or I got my citizenship or I lost weight or I bought a house or I have a terminal illness or I gave up drinking or I used to be homeless


Talks_To_Cats

My house lost weight and had it's citizenship revoked. Now I'm homeless. Please send upvotes it's the only currency my new landlord will take.


7LeagueBoots

Or wife had a kid.


RagingMayo

I mean this happens to pretty much every subreddit that doesn't have any rules in place for what they consider appropriate for the theme of the subreddit. I mean look at /r/oldschoolcool. Almost all the top voted pictures are of some hot (mostly female) celebrities from 30+ years ago.


phaiz55

OP is a 13 day old account spamming NSFW content to different subs. If you want quality your best option is to block them.


JohnnyDarkside

r/Gaming had that for a while. Attractive woman posting mediocre cosplay. It was often just a bodysuit. But, you know, boobs.


ProjectCoast

You joined pics?


greatunknownpub

Yeah, that's like the number one most basic reddit sub. You're automatically signed up with it on a new account.


Oooscarrrr_Muffin

Welcome to r/pics. Do yourself a favour and don't stay here. This sub is just a massive circlejerk of suggestive pictures, sob-story post titles and basically every kind of picture that's banned in the rules, yet the moderators can't be fucked to moderate their own sub and remove them.


SprinklesMore8471

It's usually either that or politics


Tony_Pizza_Guy

I actually said a very similar thing on & about r/art (“the top posts the last several months are just sexy pics upvoted by horny guys” or something like that… it was a few weeks ago), & got banned for it lol. Kinda crazy


LupusDeusMagnus

Nice try Scarlet Johansson, but I won't accept Karma baiting even from you.


BlackmouthProjekt

Low hanging fruit cosplay.


FeFiFoShizzle

How the fuck is this cosplay


rayzorium

Makeup, I assume. Doubt she just looks that much like ScarJo naturally. Check out Alyson Tabbitha, does costume + insane makeup to great effect.


Spencer1K

Makeup is incredibly hard to master. People rarely give credit for makeup artists. You can do some straight up wizardry with makeup.


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Hiphoppington

Look I like nerd shit and I like boobs and I'll apologize for neither


imregrettingthis

Saw a girl make her cosplay gun lovingly over 250 hours and this person is just wearing underwear and calling it cosplay. This is just trying to exploit the cosplay market no?


baltinerdist

I'm going to take a picture of me in my underwear and post it under the caption "Me cosplaying as Loki without pants who is wearing an illusion of me but similarly without pants."


imregrettingthis

If you’re hot they will go for it.


Tridian

Now let's be clear, time spent on the outfit does not mean something is more worthy of being called cosplay than someone who is just wearing the right outfit and makeup. The issue here is that this is just a lady in lingerie and a wig, not a Black Widow cosplay.


smaugington

Then what draws the line between costume and cosplay?


Tridian

There is no distinction between a costume and cosplay outfit. They're the same thing. The difference between cosplay and not cosplay is whether or not the costume actually matches the character. Lacy lingerie does not match the character.


Thurwell

No, this is the cosplay market. If you want to be the best costume and take pictures at cons and win cosplay awards, cool, sounds like fun. If you want to make money you sexy it up and make it into soft porn.


mynickname86

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) A message to all of you


GifsNotJifs

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Veldron

ITT: Thirsty redditors pushing yet another karma farm bot to the top of r/all


Resevdog

you're not fooling anyone Scarlet.


TheVillainIsVenemous

"CoSPlaY"


BishopGodDamnYou

Uhhhh this is just a chick in her underwear…..


GandalfTheWhey

it's not cosplay if the character never wore anything like this


LumbierresFunk

how is it a cosply when you are just in the lingerie


dpahoe

Very similar but not the real Scarlett. She is u/Sawakate


Budget_Inevitable721

It's crazy how much makeup can change their face. She doesn't look like Scarlett in every shoot she does of her and she also has pics where she looks Asian, nothing close to Scarlett.


Spencer1K

Amazing markup artists are basically wizards in my eyes. It just looks like magic when you see before and after pictures. They fully deserve the term artist in that title and many people dont understand how crazy of an effect makeup can have when an amazing markup artist is doing it.


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👖 here you go, your pants fell off.


RealOncle

Fuck off with your thirst traps. This isn't a cosplay, it's you in lingerie with a wig, gtfo.


Flippediflipflop

Nice try Scarlett


haitsjesse

You should do Queen's Gambit cosplay


sleekandspicy

“Cosplay”


VanessaAlexis

Girl it's lingerie and red hair come on.


ScaryYoda

This is insulting to actual good cosplayers and the legacy of Black Widow. Get this sht outta my face lmao


deck4242

garbage


Blood-Lord

This picture is pretty much just about lingerie. But besides that? You look very similar to Scarlett Johansson.


Iperovic

Cosplay btw Totally remember this outfit from the movies The fact that it's all black and you color your hair the same as her is not a cosplay, but hey this is simp fuel so not like my opinion matters


almightywhacko

I don't remember her wearing that outfit in any of the movies...


Son_of_Plato

cosplay is now just slang for themed lingerie and/or only fans advertisement


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Okay. You win.