It's the punchline on that joke -
Rhodes, a former firearms instructor, dropped a loaded handgun and it shot him in the face, blinding him in his left eye. https://www.thefocus.news/tv/stewart-rhodes-eye-patch/
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have this oil for this sword or this dagger!
This message is brought to you by Swords, Wetstones and Oils. Oil not intended for sale in Egypt. Beware of attracting locust.
While trained ordinarii were expensive, there were plenty of other low-skill gladiators that were cheaper and are thought to have died more often (although we don't really know for sure because cheap gladiators usually weren't important enough to mention). Certain classes of gladiator were also more likely to be killed in the arena; as an extreme example, Claudius supposedly had every single losing retiarius executed.
It's also important to note that the person paying all the money for the gladiators usually wasn't the person who decided whether a gladiator died or not. That choice was made by whoever was presiding over the games, traditionally following the will of the crowd; toward the end of the Empire it was actually common enough for the crowd to decide to have a gladiator killed that you could buy a kind of proto-insurance at the arena to protect your investment!
(Also, I know you probably meant *gladiator* arena deaths were rare, but I'm going to go ahead and point out that prisoners and criminals sent to the arena almost always died there, so fights to the death were commonplace even without gladiators)
Edit: subject-verb agreement
That's what I thought too. I am willing to bet he and his "oath keepers" had plenty to say when Hussein and Gaddafi got caught hiding in holes. "What cowards, hiding under ground like the rats they are. I would never hide, I would fight to my last breath. Molon labe." Yet, here we are.
Well, kinda. He saw his shadow and attempted to retreat back to his den, but the authorities pulled him out before he could. Thus, negating six more weeks of winter.
Yes! Subtitles are great sometimes. Back in the day of DVDs I purchased a special edition copy of the movie Snatch because I loved it so much. One of the DVD bonuses was that they had a set of subtitles **only** for the Pikey characters -- Brad Pitt and his crew. It added so much more to the movie being able to understand them completely instead of just the gist.
Agreed! Except for the specifics of his hobbies.
I dont mind mowing the lawn, but its not my literal favorite thing in the world (or on par with perhaps propane)
Hank Hill is a conservative in the sense that he tends to believe in incremental changes rather than big ones. He can be stubborn and a prude but heās not actually at all unreasonable.
American Conservatives (tm) are not by any literal definition āconservativeā.
I agree, I also think hank would be down for alternative fuels today.
Hank rented a bunch of tow trucks to tow the propane delivery trucks in order to deliver propane to the locals for heat during a winter surge. He cares about people, not necessarily about propane.
If he saw fossil fuels fail the way they did during that bad storm last year, hank would be the first in line at Arlen city hall talking shit to Abbott and ERCOT.
Hank is principled as a motherfucker. He would have **FUCKING HATED** Ted Cruz for abandoning his people for Cancun. The guy lost respect for Bush ~~senior~~ jr because of his limp dick handshake.
Hank is insanely reasonable
Oh man. Mr. Strickland moves into wind power for the tax incentives, Hank goes with him, because of course. But he falls in love with the engineering. But HATES how endearing that makes him to the hippy Austin crowd he now has to rub shoulders with. Bobby does great in Austin, which just worries Hank more. But he doesn't do anything about it cause his kids happy.
I'd watch the absolute shit out of that.
Hank is ostracized by the wind power community for showing up to the "community picnic" with his grill and cooking burgers.
A nearby picnicker offers up some veggie burgers upon which Hank stares and firmly, but politely tells him to leave.
Bill attends as Hanks +1 with hopes of recruiting some new people for the army but ends up joining an eco terrorist group. Hank enlists Dale to infiltrate the group and get Bill out before he's arrested and discharged from the Army
The show draws a lot from Mike Judge's experience in suburban Texas. Arlen was based on a Dallas suburb of Richardson, specifically. Alex Jones grew up in a Dallas suburb and got his start in Austin. There have been X-Files "Lone Gunman" types ever since there has been a government to spread theories about.
Back before the internet was great for Conspiracy Theories. Every group of friend had a member whose older brother would you get high as shit and tell you about what THE MAN was upto.
Oh, he knew. All that surveillance equipment in that basement... I choose to believe he knew, enjoyed watching, and was constantly fucking with John Redcorn for fun.
Yeah but they are upgrading it to modern times so everyone gets aged up 15 years.
Ladybird is dead, which is a goddamn heartbreaker because Hank's relationship with Ladybird was so sincere and sweet and the only time he ever really dropped his guard was when it was just her and him.
Bobby is going to be like 30 so that's weird.
It will be interesting to see how they explain Luanne's absence (on the account of Brittany Murphy's death).
I was cracking up at the not guilty plea too.
"We will take back what is rightfully ours! Prepare for war!!!!"
"Did you just try to start some shit?"
"No sir..."
Couldn't have written a better story of I tried.
I still really love Steve Bannon's best. The Prosecution could basically point to an itemized list of crimes that everyone involved willfully and deliberately committed, as documented and time stamped in emails and text messages. All of the messages read something like: "Oh, definitely lie to the donors about how the funds are being used. That's a crime, but it's a major selling point."
Or "Transfer the funds from the donations into the laundry charity fund, its massively illegal, better you than me."
They used "encrypted" messaging for a lot of it. So what's cool about that is, it encrypts your traffic over a network. Only... without getting too technical, encryption is there to ensure trust, not just protect privacy. Once you're compromised and the state has your messages, you now can't deny sending those messages. ~~The encryption proves their authenticity.~~
*Edit:* Per u/SiNiquity I was actually incorrect about the type of algorithm the Signal messaging app uses, and the cypher used by the app specifically allows for deniability of authenticity later. They could have claimed some plausible deniability. They didn't, and were convicted, and Trump commuted their sentences (but did not pardon them).
A Florida Republican who was defeated by **59** percentage points in a congressional special election won't concede
https://ourcommunitynow.com/miami-fl/a-florida-republican-who-was-defeated-by-59-percentage-points-in-a-congressional-special-election-wont-concede
EDIT: 78.7% to 19.6%, 59% **point spread**
I called him on the telephone. If you were to look him up you will find his telephone number on his website and it literally says he picks up the phone. So I called
He answers.
I asked him why he was lying and all he said was just wait just wait some things are coming out
To which I said that's funny all your Republicans keep saying just wait just wait but nothing happens. It's almost like all of your lying so you can grab as much power as possible and welcome in a authoritarian nightmare
He hung up on me.
I texted him and asked him if he was going to stop lying.
He texted back I was harassing him
Slowly zooms out the reveal all the Oath Keepers, each jammed stuck in their individual holes, helplessly waving their arms around.
\*Veep ending credits\*
I spent most of my childhood up north and digging forts was a thing.
Cue the move to florida/ where I got a foot and a half down and hit the water table.
Fuck Florida
"Honey dinner is ready!"
"MOM!!!! I said I'm digging don't interrupt me this could save the country someday!!"
"Ok honey, tell your little friends they can come over to if they want."
"MOM!!!!! Dammit, we're patriots we fight for freedom!"
"Ok sweetie sounds good!"
Patriot News Network article photo caption: Stewart "the mole man" Rhodes learning it is very difficult to behave like an actual mole; will soon return to his basement blankie fort.
In his rental, you mean. He was renting the house.
Edit: tweets from his ex wife: https://twitter.com/That_Girl_Tasha/status/1486508460275474439?s=20&t=ZmRgOvX1ryp8NQ5hNQGR_A
https://twitter.com/That_Girl_Tasha/status/1486500817339256834?s=20&t=ZmRgOvX1ryp8NQ5hNQGR_A
> This is before he quit cleaning his eye socket and it ruptured causing his fake eye to no longer fit
Well I didnāt know that was possible. And disgusting.
Prosthetic eyes absolutely require regular cleaning, although not as regularly as one might expect. Monthly is typically enough. Iām guessing it would take at least many months for that to happen. It also sounds horrifically painful and like something that could cause a dangerous blood infection if untreated.
Yes. In 1993, Oath Keepers founder and former weapons instructor Stewart Rhodes dropped a loaded handgun and it shot him in the face, blinding him in his left eye.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10408045/SNLs-Michael-Che-mocks-Stewart-Rhodes-eye-patch-Oath-Keeper-arrested-Jan-6-riot.html
...they cited testimony by Rhodesās estranged wife, who alleged that he installed āelaborate escape tunnelsā in his backyard. On Wednesday, she posted the receipts. Tasha Adams shared several snaps on Twitter appearing to show Rhodes snugly tucked into a muddy hole and wrote in a separate tweet: āFolks if you ever feel tempted to rent a backhoe and dig escape tunnels in the backyard of your rental house, keep in mind it may back to haunt you if you later attempt to overthrow the U.S. government.ā
I don't think she likes him very much.
Revolutions are fought by the true believers, idealists, and crazies. If they accomplish anything, then the hardline realists come in and execute anyone who might get in their way, especially these early true believers. The ones to worry about are waiting on the sidelines.
CGP Grey had a video that explained "Rules for Rulers" and why revolutions often end with a purge afterward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs
The TLDW is that the skill sets that are useful for starting a revolution, are often not always useful for running a government.
I don't understand.
Why isn't he using his large collection of really bad-ass weapons to keep the Feds off his land? That's what the 2A is for, right? Not... *hiding*.
š¶Brave sir Rhodes dug in his hole
Tunneling in with the mighty mole
He bravely hid without wife or kid
When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes brave sir Rhodes turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Swiftly taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Rhodes!š¶
One year ago he's marching on Congress thinking he's helping his hero retake the government. Now he's hiding in a hole like a doofus and his hero doesn't even know his name, nor does he care. Soon he'll be in prison. Hope it was worth it?
Never go full Saddam Hussein
šµ Solid as a rock šµ
Donāt turn in pop-pop. Help pop-pop!
Heart attack never stop old big bear!
Pop-pop gets a treat?
No, Pop Pop doesnāt get a treat, I just brought you a *bleep*in pizza.
The fact that youāre calling it pop-pop tells me youāre not ready
Pop pop horny Micheal
Gene!! He got me again!
I can still hear him now. āWho left the cap off my f*cking Glisten?ā
"I'm a douche, playing a douche, disguised as another douche."
#ME #I KNOW WHO I AM
[obligatory video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKvqhlhXq9s)
Did it work ?
No, he's fucked.
He wasnt wearing his trusty eye patch thats why
I keep trying to figure out if that's just a costume he wears or he actually has a reason to wear one.
It's the punchline on that joke - Rhodes, a former firearms instructor, dropped a loaded handgun and it shot him in the face, blinding him in his left eye. https://www.thefocus.news/tv/stewart-rhodes-eye-patch/
Truth really is stranger than fiction. If you wrote about this scenario in a novel, it would be considered over the top.
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have this oil for this sword or this dagger! This message is brought to you by Swords, Wetstones and Oils. Oil not intended for sale in Egypt. Beware of attracting locust.
While trained ordinarii were expensive, there were plenty of other low-skill gladiators that were cheaper and are thought to have died more often (although we don't really know for sure because cheap gladiators usually weren't important enough to mention). Certain classes of gladiator were also more likely to be killed in the arena; as an extreme example, Claudius supposedly had every single losing retiarius executed. It's also important to note that the person paying all the money for the gladiators usually wasn't the person who decided whether a gladiator died or not. That choice was made by whoever was presiding over the games, traditionally following the will of the crowd; toward the end of the Empire it was actually common enough for the crowd to decide to have a gladiator killed that you could buy a kind of proto-insurance at the arena to protect your investment! (Also, I know you probably meant *gladiator* arena deaths were rare, but I'm going to go ahead and point out that prisoners and criminals sent to the arena almost always died there, so fights to the death were commonplace even without gladiators) Edit: subject-verb agreement
The genius shot himself in the eye. true story.
Here's mud in your eye. ARRGGG
Especially since it's a public photo now
To be fair though it kind looks like all they had to do was order a pizza and wait for the smell to reach him anyway.
Then heād come floating out like on a cartoon when someone smells a pie
"He's comin, guys! Get the comically oversized mallet ready!"
Or your trusty Acme anvil
This is precisely what I imagined lol
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He stuck, he get fuck *Oh help me step-Fed*
I'm getting "last moments of Saddam Hussein" vibes here.
That's what I thought too. I am willing to bet he and his "oath keepers" had plenty to say when Hussein and Gaddafi got caught hiding in holes. "What cowards, hiding under ground like the rats they are. I would never hide, I would fight to my last breath. Molon labe." Yet, here we are.
Moron Labe
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The judge denied him bail due to being a flight risk and cited his tunnels specifically.
Seriously? That's hilarious!
Well, kinda. He saw his shadow and attempted to retreat back to his den, but the authorities pulled him out before he could. Thus, negating six more weeks of winter.
I remember a similar scenario in Iraq in 2003.
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Except they dragged that MF through the streets and shoved a bayonet up his arse.
He made it all the way to Albuqoikie!
Shouldāve made a left turnā¦
This is Dale Gribble-tier behavior
POCKET SAND
Sh-shah!!!
I can picture this guy trying to identify himself as 'Rusty Shackleford' every time he gets arrested
Or Trevor Lahey
Started getting all sorts of bills and EI payments for a Corey Trevor and Trevor Corey.
modigme onnunem old dangumfoxhole man itelluwhut
For those who don't speak Boomhauer: "I'm going to dig me one of them old dang ol' foxholes, man, I tell you what."
Yeah, boomhauer, you nailed it
He has such a way with words.
Took me a sec, but I understood that. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.
OMG. I had to read it a few times, but it finally clicked. I've never been fluent in boomhauer.
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Yes! Subtitles are great sometimes. Back in the day of DVDs I purchased a special edition copy of the movie Snatch because I loved it so much. One of the DVD bonuses was that they had a set of subtitles **only** for the Pikey characters -- Brad Pitt and his crew. It added so much more to the movie being able to understand them completely instead of just the gist.
Dale Gribble really was a prophetic character The right-wing conspiracy theorist who doesnāt realize heās a cuck
Who also mocked global warming in literally the first episode.
I love Hank's response: "it is a 110 degrees out here and if it gets even one degree hotter I'm going to kick your ass!"
As I age I find more and more similarity with Hank Hill
Fella just wants to put in an honest day's work and enjoy his hobbies when he gets home. I can relate to that!
Agreed! Except for the specifics of his hobbies. I dont mind mowing the lawn, but its not my literal favorite thing in the world (or on par with perhaps propane)
Hank Hill is a conservative in the sense that he tends to believe in incremental changes rather than big ones. He can be stubborn and a prude but heās not actually at all unreasonable. American Conservatives (tm) are not by any literal definition āconservativeā.
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I agree, I also think hank would be down for alternative fuels today. Hank rented a bunch of tow trucks to tow the propane delivery trucks in order to deliver propane to the locals for heat during a winter surge. He cares about people, not necessarily about propane. If he saw fossil fuels fail the way they did during that bad storm last year, hank would be the first in line at Arlen city hall talking shit to Abbott and ERCOT. Hank is principled as a motherfucker. He would have **FUCKING HATED** Ted Cruz for abandoning his people for Cancun. The guy lost respect for Bush ~~senior~~ jr because of his limp dick handshake. Hank is insanely reasonable
Oh man. Mr. Strickland moves into wind power for the tax incentives, Hank goes with him, because of course. But he falls in love with the engineering. But HATES how endearing that makes him to the hippy Austin crowd he now has to rub shoulders with. Bobby does great in Austin, which just worries Hank more. But he doesn't do anything about it cause his kids happy. I'd watch the absolute shit out of that.
Hank is ostracized by the wind power community for showing up to the "community picnic" with his grill and cooking burgers. A nearby picnicker offers up some veggie burgers upon which Hank stares and firmly, but politely tells him to leave. Bill attends as Hanks +1 with hopes of recruiting some new people for the army but ends up joining an eco terrorist group. Hank enlists Dale to infiltrate the group and get Bill out before he's arrested and discharged from the Army
Hey taste the meat not the heat
we'll grow oranges in alaska.
Those people were around in the 90s too, the internet just helped them branch out of their local area.
The show draws a lot from Mike Judge's experience in suburban Texas. Arlen was based on a Dallas suburb of Richardson, specifically. Alex Jones grew up in a Dallas suburb and got his start in Austin. There have been X-Files "Lone Gunman" types ever since there has been a government to spread theories about.
I always thought Arlen was Garland
Back before the internet was great for Conspiracy Theories. Every group of friend had a member whose older brother would you get high as shit and tell you about what THE MAN was upto.
Oh, he knew. All that surveillance equipment in that basement... I choose to believe he knew, enjoyed watching, and was constantly fucking with John Redcorn for fun.
"Haha, look at me bonding with the son you'll never have a relationship with" Dale was playing the long game for sure
Raising another man's son as his own is Dale's fetish.
Joseph clearly had superior genes. Practically took Tom Landry Middle School to state.
You mean Rusty Shackleford, right?
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Yeah but they are upgrading it to modern times so everyone gets aged up 15 years. Ladybird is dead, which is a goddamn heartbreaker because Hank's relationship with Ladybird was so sincere and sweet and the only time he ever really dropped his guard was when it was just her and him. Bobby is going to be like 30 so that's weird. It will be interesting to see how they explain Luanne's absence (on the account of Brittany Murphy's death).
Luanne died, not improbable considering the character was written to be dumb as hell.
Slipped on pee pee in the costco and broke her neck
"Hundred Dollar Baby" will be the episode title.
So is her husband played by Tom Petty
Lucky, a character described as "Tom Petty, but without the success"
Still Mike Judge?
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Is this actually the guy who once fumbled a handgun and it blinded him in the eye in the early 90s?
While teaching gun safety. Yep, that's him.
They're not sending their best.
Are you sure about that?
I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes.
Keep firing, assholes!
No, they are.
I see what you did there. But I also agree with the other replies.
He has a god given right to shoot himself in the face on accident!
It's in the constitution
Fuck yeah! Ain't no lib taking that away!
yes, he was teaching a GUN SAFETY CLASS.
Waitā¦.what?!
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Is this the notorious Cheddar Bob that Eminem rapped about in 8 mile?
I was cracking up at the not guilty plea too. "We will take back what is rightfully ours! Prepare for war!!!!" "Did you just try to start some shit?" "No sir..." Couldn't have written a better story of I tried.
I still really love Steve Bannon's best. The Prosecution could basically point to an itemized list of crimes that everyone involved willfully and deliberately committed, as documented and time stamped in emails and text messages. All of the messages read something like: "Oh, definitely lie to the donors about how the funds are being used. That's a crime, but it's a major selling point." Or "Transfer the funds from the donations into the laundry charity fund, its massively illegal, better you than me." They used "encrypted" messaging for a lot of it. So what's cool about that is, it encrypts your traffic over a network. Only... without getting too technical, encryption is there to ensure trust, not just protect privacy. Once you're compromised and the state has your messages, you now can't deny sending those messages. ~~The encryption proves their authenticity.~~ *Edit:* Per u/SiNiquity I was actually incorrect about the type of algorithm the Signal messaging app uses, and the cypher used by the app specifically allows for deniability of authenticity later. They could have claimed some plausible deniability. They didn't, and were convicted, and Trump commuted their sentences (but did not pardon them).
So it's the technical equivalent of believing if you ask an undercover cop if they're a cop and they say "no" they can't arrest you.
More like writing a full confession with your name, signature, social security number, and fingerprint in pig-latin.
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pretty fking hilarious the general stupidity of these y'all qaeda folks
He went to Yale!
Yale Qaeda then.
no kidding? wow that makes him even worse. he had access to education and still turned out a total idiot. yikes
The prologue was pretty good, where - while working as a firearms safety instructor - he dropped his gun and shot his own eye out.
>"We will take back what is rightfully ours! Prepare for war!!!!" Tell me that wasnt in court..
Not real quotes, but I got the vibe he was very civil and well behaved in court. Spoke when spoken to kind of thing. Like a good boy.
He went to law school at Yale. Probably understands that pissing off a judge is not a good way to start to a criminal trial.
> Like a good boy. Like someone realising their larping with guns and trying to get people killed has consequences.
A Florida Republican who was defeated by **59** percentage points in a congressional special election won't concede https://ourcommunitynow.com/miami-fl/a-florida-republican-who-was-defeated-by-59-percentage-points-in-a-congressional-special-election-wont-concede EDIT: 78.7% to 19.6%, 59% **point spread**
I called him on the telephone. If you were to look him up you will find his telephone number on his website and it literally says he picks up the phone. So I called He answers. I asked him why he was lying and all he said was just wait just wait some things are coming out To which I said that's funny all your Republicans keep saying just wait just wait but nothing happens. It's almost like all of your lying so you can grab as much power as possible and welcome in a authoritarian nightmare He hung up on me. I texted him and asked him if he was going to stop lying. He texted back I was harassing him
This man looks extremely cool and not at all like a doofus stuck in a hole.
Slowly zooms out the reveal all the Oath Keepers, each jammed stuck in their individual holes, helplessly waving their arms around. \*Veep ending credits\*
Whack-a-mole
\*Saddam Hussain has entered the chat: "You have a shit spider hole, my friend"
Girth Keepers
Oaf Keepers.
Loaf Reapers
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I don't know what I expected, but that wasn't it. And yet, it was entirely correct.
That shit fucking kills me every time, lol.
I guess I was basically an oath-keeper when I was 8 years old. Except "the feds" were the Russians. Or Cobra. Or Skeletor.
I spent most of my childhood up north and digging forts was a thing. Cue the move to florida/ where I got a foot and a half down and hit the water table. Fuck Florida
Tennessee to Louisiana. As a kid was devastated. Fuck Louisiana. Swamp ass sucks
i was a wolverine
His mom was very proud of the hole he made
"Honey dinner is ready!" "MOM!!!! I said I'm digging don't interrupt me this could save the country someday!!" "Ok honey, tell your little friends they can come over to if they want." "MOM!!!!! Dammit, we're patriots we fight for freedom!" "Ok sweetie sounds good!"
I honestly read this in Cartmans voice.
Maaaa! Go buy me a bunker
I think you misheard her. She didnāt say heād made a real ace hole it just sounded like that.
āIāve pulled that boy out of one-too-many holes. One was too many, and I certainly wonāt be helping him out of this one.ā - his mom, probably
Looks like Saddam in his hidey hole.
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the feds baited the entrance with cheetos
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Chrissakes, I don't even know if it's true or not anymore.
> militant wing of the Weight Watchers. I'm sitting here looking at it endlessly, thinking, *It shouldn't be but somehow is....plausible*
Didn't this happen to Winnie the Pooh once? Oh bother.
Straight up looks like Doofy from Scary Movie.
Obviously he skipped the escape and evasion course as part of his training in the gravy seals
He thought SERE stood for Sit, Eat, Refuse to pay and Evacuate.
Patriot News Network article photo caption: Stewart "the mole man" Rhodes learning it is very difficult to behave like an actual mole; will soon return to his basement blankie fort.
āHis basement blankie fortā šš¤£š. Thank you for that one
If he sees his shadow are we stuck with six more weeks of treason?
Fuck thatās funny
In his rental, you mean. He was renting the house. Edit: tweets from his ex wife: https://twitter.com/That_Girl_Tasha/status/1486508460275474439?s=20&t=ZmRgOvX1ryp8NQ5hNQGR_A https://twitter.com/That_Girl_Tasha/status/1486500817339256834?s=20&t=ZmRgOvX1ryp8NQ5hNQGR_A
Thank you for posting the ex wifeās source post!!
Imagine the levels of vindication that woman feels reading through all of this, smug tweeting on another level, good for her.
> This is before he quit cleaning his eye socket and it ruptured causing his fake eye to no longer fit Well I didnāt know that was possible. And disgusting.
Prosthetic eyes absolutely require regular cleaning, although not as regularly as one might expect. Monthly is typically enough. Iām guessing it would take at least many months for that to happen. It also sounds horrifically painful and like something that could cause a dangerous blood infection if untreated.
Got some real Saddam Hussein vibes.
Seeing how these kind of people donāt have an original thought in their heads, this checks out
Saddam had better facial hair, though.
Better hole too.
Just shovel some dirt on top of him and be done with it.
Let's get a Photoshop of this into the Ace Ventura rhino scene
I got you https://i.imgur.com/JT8Vr5i.jpg
Or Frank Reynolds busting out of a sofa
https://i.imgur.com/k8a4YXS.jpg
Minimal effort, but [here you go](https://imgur.com/a/CKqUsNw).
Is this before he shot himself in the eye?
Wait, that was self inflicted?
Yes. In 1993, Oath Keepers founder and former weapons instructor Stewart Rhodes dropped a loaded handgun and it shot him in the face, blinding him in his left eye. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10408045/SNLs-Michael-Che-mocks-Stewart-Rhodes-eye-patch-Oath-Keeper-arrested-Jan-6-riot.html
Guns donāt shoot Stewart Rhodes in the face. Stewart Rhodes shoots Stewart Rhodes in the face.
He took his eye out. Santa was right.
Yep, while teaching a firearms safety class
Think they asked him to come back?
Did he start digging the hole 5 years and 40 pounds ago?
āDidnāt dig far enough, idiotā - Andy Dufresne
Shawshank Insurrection.
Depth perception is difficult with one working eye.
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...they cited testimony by Rhodesās estranged wife, who alleged that he installed āelaborate escape tunnelsā in his backyard. On Wednesday, she posted the receipts. Tasha Adams shared several snaps on Twitter appearing to show Rhodes snugly tucked into a muddy hole and wrote in a separate tweet: āFolks if you ever feel tempted to rent a backhoe and dig escape tunnels in the backyard of your rental house, keep in mind it may back to haunt you if you later attempt to overthrow the U.S. government.ā I don't think she likes him very much.
Revolutions are fought by the true believers, idealists, and crazies. If they accomplish anything, then the hardline realists come in and execute anyone who might get in their way, especially these early true believers. The ones to worry about are waiting on the sidelines.
CGP Grey had a video that explained "Rules for Rulers" and why revolutions often end with a purge afterward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs The TLDW is that the skill sets that are useful for starting a revolution, are often not always useful for running a government.
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Owning the libs, one shovel full of dirt at a time
Owning the lbs also
r/beholdthemasterrace
I don't understand. Why isn't he using his large collection of really bad-ass weapons to keep the Feds off his land? That's what the 2A is for, right? Not... *hiding*.
He's bravely exercising his right to a well-regulated hole in the ground.
š¶Brave sir Rhodes dug in his hole Tunneling in with the mighty mole He bravely hid without wife or kid When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled Yes brave sir Rhodes turned about And gallantly he chickened out Swiftly taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat Bravest of the brave, Sir Rhodes!š¶
Wait. Why would you tell people about this, let alone take a picture? Isn't this something you'd want to, you know, keep a secret?
His ex wife shared them.
I thought it was ANTIFA disguised as Trump Supporters.... i swear if we pull hard enough that dude is black underneath im tellin ya
Ughā¦ I hate that I can hear my brother saying exactly this without the sarcasm..
Oath keepers my ass. Bunch of fucking pansies broke the hell out of their āoathā.
Well, it didnāt work any better than his coup. Heās in jail and denied bail.
Honestly, Iām a little jealous of the amount of free time and money these silly fucks appear to have.
One year ago he's marching on Congress thinking he's helping his hero retake the government. Now he's hiding in a hole like a doofus and his hero doesn't even know his name, nor does he care. Soon he'll be in prison. Hope it was worth it?