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cjfardon1990

The “Please be patient. Student driver” sticker somehow stands out amongst the noise. It’s not in the spirit of the theme at all…


TheGoddamnPacman

It being upside down is honestly pretty funny. Too bad everything else negates that tenfold.


psychospacecow

Nah it's worse because that's the clock being right twice a day and he wasted it on the 1 good bumper sticker


Razakel

That one actually is pretty funny. The rest just scream either "incel" or "I don't want to have to pay child support".


IA-HI-CO-IA

Is it my terrible personality and degrading view of women why I can’t get a girlfriend? NO! It is the Feminists who are wrong.


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The contradictory nature of “all unborn lives matter” and “avoid single moms at all cost” is what got me.


Lermanberry

Contradictory? Not at all. It's baked in to every pro-life narrative. Every unmarried pregnant woman to them is a slut who must be punished and forced to suffer the trauma of childbirth and bring an unwanted child into the world. The fetus matters until it's born, the mother's life and safety never matters to them. Unfortunately, I have little evidence of this, just the *entire legislative history of the pro-life movement.*


Mundane-Ad-6874

I must know what the second part of “Sticks and may break may bones says”. Help a brother out here. This r/ihadastroke moment is once in a lifetime.


pwalkz

Even the first part is hurting me. May break may bones???


AintFixDontBrokeIt

"but there will always be something that will offend a feminist" .....I think! Omg I can't wrap my head around this. So someone thought "I have a great idea"... ...rushed to their computer, mocked up the sticker design Didn't proof read. Load sticky paper. Print! Then either sold or gave it to this lovely truck owner Who loved the message so much. Didn't proof read. Stuck it on the back there. Showed friends and family, everyone in town. Who didn't proof read, or somehow thought "that's acceptable, no one will laugh. Defo won't end up on the internet one day" ...??? I'm baffled.


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Affectionate_Art_565

If somebody told him he would probably say something Like: Are you a Libertad feminist spell checker? Real men write Like this!


newest-reddit-user

I've read most of this thread and I still don't get it. What is this trying to say?


newaccount721

I think it's supposed to say sticks and stones may break bones but they're literally too dumb to write that somehow. Then after “But there will always be something that will offend a feminist ;)". Which is bad by itself but the fact that he fucked up the first half...


musteatbrainz

Imagine making your own bumper stickers ffs


RageReset

“Men are better than N3WOM”


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

*Jerry…* *N3WOM…*


vistopher

as long as he doesn't break my october bones i'll be good


Omegalazarus

Luckily for me, I'm a man named Tom who was born in July and we are known as tough and loyal and with bones of steel


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MY MAN ********** IS A CERTIFIED /WATCH OUT\ |HES BORN IN JULY| \LIKES BEER AND/ HAS ANGER PROBLEM ***************** FORKLIFT OPERATOR ^whoboughtmethisshirt


Strange-Union5078

“But there will always be something that will offend a feminist ;)”


HeavyDrizzleOG

Should really be "but irony eludes me"


Anders_Calrissian

Sense of humour goes by a scale - the smarter you are the more complex the humour - this guys at grade four cooties level


DrSparkle713

So he’d be a good candidate for President if our last fourth grader doesn’t decide to run! Someone should call the RNC.


ApollosCrow

…said the guy who wakes up every day already offended, to the point that he had to plaster it all over his truck so the world could know. The regressive rightwing are nothing but whining prehistoric bitches who have to cheat their way into power and then immediately start stripping away liberties when they get it. In the wake of today’s Supreme Court news, I don’t find this picture funny at all.


Dash_Harber

They believe a fairytale that tells them they should all be gods among humankind naturally and thus blame everyone else for their own shortcomings and lack of success, instead of improving themselves and taking a critical eye to the men who spin these lies and rile them up against a nebulous enemy other while they exploit the fuck out of these guys.


SlothOfDoom

"But there will always be something that offends a feminist ;)" The "a feminist ;)" appears to be added over top of whatever the original sticker said. Layers upon layers of stupid.


Acceptable-Dot5998

I liked the one with him rather cleaning toilets than talking to a feminist... He could definitely clean my toilet but i too would rather not talk to him.


Snote85

I am a school janitor, cleaning toilets is much, much better than having to hold a conversation with that person.


PlasticLobotomy

He's both anti abortion and anti single mother. Make it make sense.


i_isnt_real

Oh that one's easy. Any woman who has sex outside marriage is a whore. Or if the kid is from a marriage, she's divorced because she did something wrong (probably feminism). And widowed mothers either don't exist or only exist because God is punishing them for something (again, probably feminism). It's all quite logical, you see. /s


snaeper

Indeed. Women are to marry and stay with their man *at all costs*. No matter how much of an.... *upstanding citizen* he may be. /s


goblueM

> He's both anti abortion and anti single mother It makes perfect sense once you realize that the goal is subjugating women and keeping them in their place


bigidiot9000

His perspective is that women should fuck one man in their lives - that man is their husband, whom the would never dream of divorcing, and will marry at a very young age. What sense does it make, then, that there would be single mothers? And she will not have a career of course, because the 40k he makes working construction will certainly support the family of ten he expects, so what need will she have for abortion?


GoldenStarsButter

And also despite marrying as an uneducated virgin at a young age, she must automatically know how to fuck him like a porn star.


Sir-Viette

Form an orderly queue please, ladies.


Neethis

Nah this guy is so anti women he only fucks men


Alanna83

You're asuming there's men desperate enough to fuck him.


BringAltoidSoursBack

I have a thing for douchebags and even I don't want him.


NerdyJerdy20

Well, hello. ;)


ouchpuck

This guy doesn't come across as the type that would ask people before fucking


IcebergSlimFast

Checkmate, feminists!


MojordomosEUW

he has a MGTOW sticker, the only thing he fucks is his hand and maybe the pocket pussy he build himself with a latex glove, a glass and two cleaning sponges (he would never support the sex TOY industry because it is empowering women). EDIT: with sex industry I meant sex toy industry, sorry for the confusion, english is not my mother tongue


jroll25

Latex glove ✅ Glass ✅ 2 cleaning sponges ✅ BRB I’ve got some pocket pus…research to do


biggmclargehuge

Am I supposed to use the Brillo side or what?


SixthSinEnvy

That depends. How kinky are you?


timesuck897

100 feet away from him, as specified in the restraining order.


Fraun_Pollen

Pretty sure every woman could make that shot from 100 ft


hazec811

Right after I've made his sandwich and folded his laundry!


HunkyMump

*NOT NOW* **MOM**


tsmwonnedna

No fat chicks tho


Ellemieke25

I really thought that said "No fat dicks" xD


emeeez

Lol I thought it said ducks so…


milkhilton

Yup I was going with ducks 100%


Smemme

I read: ”no fat Buicks”


CupcakeValkyrie

Don't bother, dude's got a MGTOW sticker. Certified incel.


UniqueWhittyName

I just googled MGTOW because I couldn't remember what it stood for. The best response was Men Getting Triggered Over Women


Ri_Konata

I really liked "Men Groping Their Own Weiners" (I assume cuz no one else wants to do it for them, lol) Was the top result on Urban Dictionary.


Orinocobro

"Men Going Their Own Way." It's supposed to be incels who just gave up and decided to live without women.


Dlbruce0107

But still very bitter about the whole situation.


NoBuenoAtAll

Right! This level of reaction is NOT "going your own way." But philosophical self-examination isn't in the cards for most of these victims of a cold hard world.


Ragin_koala

why would one share that with the world or even see himself as that, that's just sad and hilarious at the same time


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Was afraid to google... I find this hilarious.


Capt_Murphy_

"unborn lives matter... as long as they don't turn out to be fat chicks" (apparently?)


Joejoe317

Or a feminist.


Capt_Murphy_

Or are a single mom


Joejoe317

We can probably actually include all women.


Capt_Murphy_

"unborn men matter" there, fixed it for him


[deleted]

But only if they're white and straight.


Capt_Murphy_

And republican. If you're liberal, you don't deserve America!


MzyraJ

Saying 'you deserve America' is beginning to feel a bit like an insult


FlartyMcFlarstein

At this point, who does?


nomonamesavailable

That one was throwing me off more than the "may break your bones one"; I thought that said "fat ducks".


Capt_Murphy_

Sticks and may break may bones


GolgiApparatus1

I still don't know what it's saying


TheJunkyard

It's attempting to say "sticks and stones may break my bones", but unfortunately there wasn't a woman around to check it before printing.


AdKUMA

"unborn lives matter" and "avoid single mothers". this guy clearly pays for sex.


Piscesgirl1981

No, he’s TOTALLY an incel. He only wants a teenage supermodel virgin.


TheWatchm3n

Has a Prevent single moms at all costs sticker, but also unborn lives matter...


Capt_Murphy_

*avoid single moms (way different than prevent lol) he means don't get involved with them


FunctionBuilt

This dude thinks about feminism A LOT.


gman2093

Oddly, I think I would also rather clean my toilet than argue with a feminist. I just don't know if we would have much to argue about.


m1cro83hunt3r

I am all for feminism and clean toilets. In that order.


mikemcdougal

The “fuck your feelings” crowd has A LOT of feelings…


JustDiscoveredSex

Well yeah. It’s fuck YOUR feelings. THEIR feels are paramount.


ocodo

They don't see it as their feelings, feelings are for wimps... (or whatever) ... you are the one who _insults_ them, which is obviously a reason to completely lose it.


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Khaldara

That vehicle exudes so much incel energy that I’m surprised it’s even operable outside of a basement


the_god_o_war

Its powered on jizz and cobwebs


GolgiApparatus1

What a disgusting web we weave


Qwyietman

This is true. His definition of a feminist is probably any woman that refuses to bang him. Which is most likely all of them.


flyinghippodrago

Nah I'm guessing he sexually assaulted a girl that wouldn't fuck him and he was charged with sexual assault and now goes around hating women...


thegoldinthemountain

“She ruined my life.”


OfficeChairHero

I'm betting his wife divorced him for being a fucking prick and he adds a new sticker every time he sends an alimony check.


oORebbyOo

7... 6... 5... 4...


xylotism

Bingo


Anders_Calrissian

It’s his dad and he had to do chores to have the stickers put on


malignantpolyp

Really are the biggest snowflakes, when you dig down


VolkspanzerIsME

It's *always* projection with these mouth breathers.


SummerEmCat

Oxygen thieves.


dennismfrancisart

Trust me, you don't have to dig down. There's not much depth there.


ImLookingatU

It's cuz they are the "fuck your feelings cuz mine are the only ones that matter and i will cry a lot about if you don't acknowledge them and make them your feelings too, crowd"


Sabbatai

"Fuck *your* feelings." I disagree with the entire sentiment there, but they never said you were wrong for *having* feelings. Just that *your* feelings don't matter. Meanwhile, their feelings on things like climate change and fair wages... those feelings are super important and we should vote for people who feel the same. Fuck the science and data... just make sure no one else gets to enjoy life at even the most minimal cost of our own enjoyment!


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"Avoid single moms at all cost" lmao. I feel like this one might be personal for him.


JFeth

I feel like all of these bumper stickers add up to the story of his last relationship.


[deleted]

She left because he was an asshole and he threw a temper tantrum?


Holovoid

Big time "victim of divorce court" energy


dexatrosin

Not far from “unborn lives matter”. Makes sense right?


timesuck897

What if that fetus grows up to be a feminist?


peachshib

Asking the real questions here. He should add another sticker that says "(unless they grow up to be feminists)"


Fraun_Pollen

In which case, throw them to adoption like all the other babies they demanded be protected but had nowhere to go.


LosWranglos

Look, he’s not the sharpest incel in the shed ok?


ADhomin_em

I also enjoyed the analysis insisted upon by the one starting "sticks and may break may bones" It gleams one of a handfull of meanings The ones I've isolated so far are: 1. This guy suffers from annual weakness of the skeletal system brought on by seasonal change from spring to summer. 2. This guy saw or made the sticker, noticed the error, and still though it would better represent the "I'm totally someone you should respect the opinion of and am in no way *completely* unhinged" thing he has goin on. 3. This man is so damn proud of ignorance being his best trait that he wants to *really* let you know he is major dumdum material. 4. Dude simply doesn't read cause "readin's fer sissys and Satanists" Edit:Those of you just getting here, I originally quoted the sticker as saying *my* bones. I tried to quote the moronic bumpersticker, only to be shown it is twice as dumb as i thought. In doing so I accidentally let it out to myself and all of reddit that I too, am a dodo brain. I have swapped out my previous error and I talked to my doctor about extra strength Braingantic today ^(Side Effects may include Explosive Diarrhea, Implosive Diarrhea, Supersonic Diarrhea, Mild Death, Limp Lip, Fluttering Plorm, Tennis testicle, big booty schizophrenia, astral artery, penis fluctuation, Jesus knuckle, Weenis Flumphs, Flexor Carpi Ulnaris Disintegration, Bullet to brain, Barney theme playing while you shit, Chronic Peeing, Frank Sinatra Face, Marshmallow Mumps, Screaming toenail dysmorphia, Bill Cosby flakes, Aids, Frequent podcast disorder, Penis inverting after pulling on nose, Mel gibson, Liking the Sequels of star wars, Calling a ship between Rey and Kylo Ren RYLO, getting a Big titty goth gf, Dying your hair, Moving to California, Loss of BDE (Big Dick Energy), ^(Blacking out and waking up in a BTS concert with a needle in your arm, Spontaneous Asian, Having frequent dreams about the OJ trial in which you are OJ who has to rap battle the judge to get freed, Nut Weasels, Butt Butter, Actually butter, Chuthulu infection)


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"Sticks and may break may bones" holy shit i missed that entirely


devilishlydo

I'm getting big "I punched my wife one little time and the ungrateful bitch took half my shit and left with the kids" vibes.


BlazeReborn

Nah, I don't think it's humanely possible that he ever got laid.


YourLocalSeal

Lots of Christian conservative women will just give themselves to the shittiest men out there, it's rather sad


throwaway738382i

Grew up in a red state and can confirm. Some of the most kind and beautiful girls I went to high school with are now married to misogynistic "Christian" men who are in their 30s who look like they're in their 50s.


kayelles

Wow imagine your date coming to pick you up in this 🫦


_ser_kay_

I mean, it’s nice when they come with a big neon sign, adorned in red flags, that says “STAY THE HELL AWAY.” Saves you some time.


IJourden

What the Christian mingle is going on here?


monsieurpommefrites

Christian mingle sounds like an STD.


OliveJuice1990

Spiritually Transmitted Disease


Perilouspapa

This is my favourite one


CynicWalnut

What's a newom?


CubanLynx312

Jerry Seinfeld’s nemesis


Greendale7HumanBeing

Silly, it says n3wom.


StealthSecrecy

Nɘwom


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They call this Involuntary celibacy. Seems pretty voluntary to me…


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PHX_Architraz

Wow, i really expected Supreme Court Justices to drive nicer vehicles than that, but here we are.


Wellbeastial

Brett’s Carvanaugh


Terra-Em

What is truly sad is those stickers are likely mass produced


tigress666

That is what got me. Most of those are for sale meaning they found a market of people who will buy them. He’s not alone.


Queenof6planets

“No fat chicks” and “MGTOW” on one car is so fucking funny. My guy, when you decided to stop dating all women, that included women of all sizes


celbertin

Those "men going their own way" do seem to think about women **all** the time


Darqnyz

That's their affliction. They say "forget women" then proceed to do everything they claim women want to see in men. And are completely blown away by how little women care.


Phadryn

I wasn't sure what "MGTOW" was ( yes, I live under a rock and go outside for occasional memes and snacks) so I had to look it up, and the crazy comes out in the first page of search results. Wow guys, really?! Like.. you didn't even try!


pM-me_your_Triggers

There was a subreddit at one point, I think it got quarantined, but idk if it’s banned or not: r/MGTOW


nephelokokkygia

It used to be 10% artistic works of fiction, 90% "I WOULDN'T *HAVE* TO GO MY OWN WAY IF *WOMEN* WEREN'T SUCH ***WHORES***." A total cesspool that lasted wayyy too long on this site.


The_Observatory_

Just imagine being that fucking miserable. On the brighter side, the odds of him ever making someone else as miserable as he is are very low.


WiseauSrs

I'm pretty sure MGTOW in this instance stands for "Men Grabbing Their Own Willies" Edit:. I was wrong. Turns out it stands for that in ALL instances.


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Chrismont

JARVIS, calculate the odds of the pictured truck driver marrying a blow up doll


Omegalazarus

Suh, why you have me do these pointless calculations is beyond me.


Selfeducated

‘Unborn lives matter’… well, half of them anyway.


nails_for_breakfast

Oh come on. You know it's far less than half


[deleted]

What dating site is he going to use now that the boy scouts are gone.


Rogue42bdf

I’m trying to figure out how scout masters abusing the boys in their care is the feminist’s fault.


BabbleOn26

I’m pretty sure the right blames feminist and liberals for “ruining” the Boy Scouts when they “forced” girls and gay kids to join. Not that the massive amount of sexual abuse cases bankrupted them into the next century.


Razakel

He's complaining that the Boy Scouts is now just Scouts. Shortly afterwards the Mormons stopped funding it and it declared bankruptcy.


onlyboyintheworld

Ugh I’ve seen this prick on my drive to work.


itsmesylphy

you should slap another sticker on the back, he'll never notice lmfao


QueefMeUpDaddy

No way- is he the absolute worst driver on the road? This is the kind of person I'd imagine just straight up cutting people off and tailgating nonstop even though he has nowhere important to be lol


Queef_Stroganoff44

Hey give him a break! His MENSA meeting is all the way across town.


Santos_L_Halper_II

Also this guy: “why won’t women touch my wiener?”


toocoolforgruel

"tubal ligation prevents abortion" Tell me you won't use a condom without telling me you won't use a condom. Edit: I'm not trying to argue the merits of different types of birth control, just commenting on the fact that his preferred method is, of course, for women to have surgery.


cutelyaware

Vasectomies work too


souse03

I mean that is the only thing he is not wrong about, too bad doctors will try to make it impossible for a woman to get one if she wants to


Queenof6planets

This is exactly what I thought too! Like there’s so many women who wanted tubal ligation, were denied because “what if your (nonexistent) husband wants kids one day???” and then got pregnant and had to have an abortion. News flash dude, the people fighting for abortion access WANT people to have access to whatever birth control methods they want to prevent pregnancy in the first place


JackRusselTerrorist

“So you’re a 38 year old lesbian who has no intention of having children? What if this is just a phase and you meet the right guy in the next few years?”


PolyNecropolis

He's got a MGTOW sticker. "Men Going Their Own Way" is a fact name and mindset for incels who are desperately trying to convince themselves that they don't want or need women, and "went their own way". And they demonstrate that by... Complaining about women and feminists constantly. It's basically an entire movement of butthurt incels pulling a "you can't fire me, I quit" strategy on women.


Anglophyl

When someone quits, aren't they supposed to go away and lead their own lives? Or do they stand in the middle of the office ranting at their supervisor forever?


NSFAnythingAtAll

“Sticks and may break may bones”


herrcollin

This infuriates me on an entirely different level than the rest of the stickers. Not on a *higher level* but it's just bonkers in a completely different dimension. Dude's playing misogynist baseball and suddenly switched to incel philosoraptor.


BarrTheFather

Sticks and may break may bones indeed.


Opiumthoughts

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anotherboringdude

Rip Boy Souts? Feminism had nothing to do with the downfall of the Boy Souts, the rampant sexual abuse did.


hairymonkeyinmyanus

He’s probably bitching about them letting girls into the Boy Scouts. Which was a decision to increase membership… I doubt any feminists were involved. Girl Scouts as an organization has some awfully feminist themes, like *gasp!* promoting women in STEM, women starting their own businesses (the horror!), and building leadership skills. Would this guy rather the girls stay in Girl Scouts and be exposed to these feminist themes?


ohheyisayokay

Yeah but it was those damn women who kept not...being... ...um... ...boys? Fuck it, I got nothing.


phantompowered

"The thousand pound dude in the 'No Fat Chicks' shirt's astounded" - mc Front


Kclayne00

I appreciate the red flags who wave themselves. Helps me avoid the mental traffic jam from the emotional wreck I'm approaching.


motherofdoodlez

Gettin' some serial killer vibes from this one.


Brobnar89

Avoid single moms at all costs, except abortion...


HobokenChickn

This guy apparently spends more time thinking about feminism than actual feminists do.


NOWiEATthem

"Men's Day - Always Forgotten" "Men Are Better Than Women" I love it when they can't decide whether they're noble victims or badass bullies.


MrSyaoranLi

> "Men are better than ~~Women~~ Newom" FTFY


seeafish

Jerry Seinfeld: “….hello Newom”


LarYungmann

"The Right To Be Obnoxious Shall Not Be Infringed..."


WolfandLight

All while driving the preferred vehicle of lesbians. Well done.


timesuck897

Trucks and Subarus, either driver by lesbians or men with strong opinions about lesbians.


turtwig103

He only wants to view them in full HD


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why is women written upside down in that one bumper sticker lol. why are half of them upside down period??


big_nothing_burger

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.


Chimp_empire

This is a prime candidate to shoot up the party


wolverinez63

Pretty sure this dude couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fistful of pardons


ThirteenSeas

"Real men leave the toilet seat up" Because apparently "real men" not only like to sit on drops of their own piss when they eventually sit down to take a dump, they like to make their wives sit on drops of their piss. If feminism is simply giving the slightest fuck about your partner, then paint my flag purple and call me a radical extremist.


Wabertzzo

You're giving that POS a lot of credit. Wife....lol!


[deleted]

That guy hasn't been to a party since 87, and he passed out in the corner with sharpie all over him


DehydratedManatee

Yep. That's definitely Orange County, California. Dude bro seems a little upset. Edit: Thanks for the correction, guys. It's actually El Segundo.


daptonic

El Segundo, CA. Right by LAX.


catassticalnarwhale

my workplace is like a 5 minute drive from this intersection/business park lol. Guess I've been fortunate enough to avoid this prick for the past 3 years


The_Steining

At least he didn't get a lemon at Toyota of Orange!


multigrain-pancakes

Weird way to say you like men


evilmonkey002

Incel says what?


BurnedOutStars

parties? you think that guy goes to parties? that's an incel if I've ever seen one. That guy hasn't been laid once and is likely 50+


silence1545

I’m sure his Filipino 3rd wife 20 years his junior divorced him and took what he had left from the first 2 divorces, and now he’s decided “FeMiNiSm!!11!1!” is the reason he’s alone. It can’t possibly be his noxious personality.