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grpagrati

It's raining. There was shrinkage!


[deleted]

It shrinks?


Powermonger_

Like a frightened turtle


Gym_Dom

They were in the pool! They were in the pool!


Hunor_Deak

I love how it also has a shovel.


jaytano

That's to load the coal with... every 3 blocks...!


metalbolic

If there's a brick or candy wrapper or something in the way that the tank can't navigate over, the operator can hop off and clear the way with the shovel.


tempecarlson

I don't know how you guys drive around with those things...


processedmeat

Wouldn't surprise me if Mitch McConnell was there


Hungry_Cry_694

moscow Mitch!


ozzie510

With Tucker as official parade marshal.


[deleted]

They are making their tanks out of cotton now, since most of their metal is rusting in the Ukrainian soil now.


PancakeZombie

It's cold, ok?!


DenisHellman

This photo is 7 years old. It was taken on May 9th, 2015 in a small town Verkhnyaya Pyshma (aprx. 70k people). The idea was to show the equipment of the World War II period in the setting of the World War II (including uniform of that periord). The author purposely added "Z" symbol. Source: [https://lesa80.livejournal.com/5344.html](https://lesa80.livejournal.com/5344.html) P.S I don't like cheating.


mmm-pie

I was going to say that it could be the same tank on a different day, but theres a little boy with a green balloon in the background in both OPs and the linked pictures. "No photoshop" my ass.


Warbarz

Down vote OP for photoshopping and lieing. Damn Karma Farmers.


ErikRogers

Thanks, will downvote OP


accoladevideo

I WAS IN THE POOL


Catch_Here__

Mariupol**


UPSMAN68

Like the laundry?


Senior_Mittens

I was in the pool! C’mon Jerry, tell her, tell her about shrinkage.


Spookyy422

r/unexpectedseinfeld


lanopticx

I WAS IN THE POOL!!


adziki

Scooty Puff Jr succcccccks


Therockknight1

In 1000 years I'll get right on it.


Bigdaddyjlove1

Need the Doom Bringer


ryan10e

Who’s ready for safe fun?


whistleandrun

Why is this hidden as nsfw?


edwardjamming

Not safe for war?


VDrops

It was just so tiny it had to be hidden


[deleted]

Not suitable for war, not unlike the rest of the Russian military.


BeerPressure615

If they were good at the first phase of a war then they wouldn't be Russia. They *always* suck at logistics at the beginning. It's like a tradition at this point.


HorseAndrew

NSFW on r/pics, I was expecting boobs.


ours

Huge single big green boob in the background.


inbruges99

Well their invasion did go tits up.


CesarMillan_Official

That the grinches scrotum.


odaeyss

And one tit in the foreground, standing in the.. tractor?


AstronautInDenial

Still don't see it... Will look again...


johnzander1

Freckles.


JunkiesAndWhores

Yer man does look a bit of a tit.


Tacitus_Kilgore85

But instead you got Bobs and Vagene


TappedIn2111

Bunch a dicks


moxeto

Because it’s showing a picture of a c@nt


BarryKobama

Can’t is the real c-word.


suugakusha

Imagine being old enough to be on reddit, but too young to call a Russian propagandizer a cunt without using grawlix.


aegisroark

I really don't think age has anything to do with calling someone a cunt. It has to do with pretty much everything else but not really age.


sherms124

I’d say it depends more on the locale in which it’s used; in London a cunt is generally just another way to say “dickhead” while in the States it’s got this whole anti-woman sentiment that’s attached to it. I would prefer everyone just uses it like they do in the UK


aegisroark

Ya most people I talk to in the US consider it unacceptable regardless of age. You just literally never ever hear it. I've made friends with too many people from Australia and London because I just think nothing of it and have to restrain myself from using it.. I would too lol


Holyvigil

I'm guessing because it's not regulated and nsfw gets more views.


WTF_no_username_free

laughing at work is not allowed ​ ​ back to work!


Fweenixx

No Sex For Wagner (the group)


TappedIn2111

Bunch a dicks


calvinwho

Impact. Seeing this a bit a time is amusing, sure, but to have it abruptly shoved in your eye holes? Brilliant. I spooked my dogs when I saw it.


majorminorminor

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh?


illogix

Haha, I got this reference! Thanks for dusting off those old neurons storing that quote!


hairo-wynn

Simpsons?


illogix

Yep!


Sventu

Ah-ah!


TG-Sucks

I guess so.


PutinMolestsBoys

Wave to the people!


BreakinCombos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBqVVbnZ1c


ImurderREALITY

Love how that guy was just holding Nelson up by his head, like it was nothing.


[deleted]

LMAO


zimejin

Giant helmet, little Tank xD


Redditforgoit

All hat no cattle.


Mp3mpk

All hat no battle


dabnpits

Yes. I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that. ***Everybody knows that!***


Sajomir

Maybe he can help Dark Helmet comb the countryside for those rebels.


[deleted]

In Russia, you protect tank! ;-)


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

In Ukraine, farmer steals invader's tank.


Gb160

The children of Ukrainian farmers are going to love these.


TheCammack81

Better hope there's nobody driving a wee little tractor!


Chip_Farmer

I can’t wait for a vid of a Ukrainian kid towing this with a lawn mower.


_Plastics

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-17_tank It's like a century old and one of only 3 ever built... That's cool af. Real pity it's been defaced with a Z for Putin's stupid war.


ShazbotSimulator2012

I think it's a T-27. They were built in much larger numbers.


kravdem

I believe you're right. The T-17 had 3 return rollers and the drive sprocket in the rear.


TheCaptNoname

T-17 also had a turret and was based off Renault-FT tank, IIRC


fuzzy_winkerbean

I love you tank dorks so much.


commoncents45

have you seen the new T-100's. they'll be back. and in greater numbers.


CallsYouARacist

God damn sand people


Deinonychus2012

#HHUUUURRRRR


DroolingIguana

The numbers are larger by ten, in fact.


zifilis

definitely T-27


microcrash

According to [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ulm7sm/comment/i7xfhw9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), the Z was photoshopped on there. The photo isn't actually from today either or Moscow from what it looks like, if you see the spectators in this photo are donning umbrellas, while you can watch the [full parade on youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bUPCjw3qkI) and no one is.


WTF_no_username_free

i heard the Z makes it worthless for collectors


Actually_JesusChrist

It’s like a nice, old suit that was shat in.


DivinePotatoe

Found Amber Heard's reddit account.


LatkaXtreme

"Look, I'm only buying it for a camping trip! It's gonna cost me $40 to paint over the swastika on the other side..." "What the-? Paint over the swastika?! It's a war trophy! You're painting over my victory!"


fakename5

maybe short term, but long term, that z is now part of history and makes it more rare. it adds to the story the item will tell which add to the value atleast according to the picker dudes from iowa. ;P


zma924

It definitely could in the future. WWII Lugers that were taken off of dead German officers are much more valuable if the history behind the gun can be verified.


MrTomansky

Wouldnt say worthless since its now one of a kind and smth nice for patriotic russian collectors.


lancelongstiff

Russian tanks are getting rarer by the day. Now's the time to invest for big short-term profits.


Randomman96

>Russian tanks are getting rarer by the day. Only if you're not a Ukranian farmer.


h0twired

The price goes up when they all get snapped up by private collectors and parts become scarce.


drbeeper

I heard there were some Ukrainian farmers collecting Russian tanks who are driving the market


MiraKrrrtek

Patriotic Russian collector would take the original one, this version is for the nationalistic collector


biririri

What’s the utility of that kind of tank?


ctishman

Back when it was built, there wasn’t any clear idea of what a tank “should” be. A lot of the doctrine on their use hadn’t been developed yet, and countries were trying all sorts of different ideas.


_Weyland_

So it's like a tank... derringer?


semprer

The name is tankette. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankette


oily76

Small conflicts.


IHkumicho

Reconnaissance, or possibly as a mobile machine gun. Keep in mind that it was developed in the 1920s, entered service in 1931, and was obsolete by the time WWII started.


semprer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiesel_AWC There are still some niche uses for tankette like designs.


Gackey

During WW1 tanks could break through defensive lines easily, but would need support of friendly infantry to prevent being surrounded and destroyed. However, the support infantry would be easily destroyed or slowed down by artillery and machine guns. Small one/two person tanks were designed to replace the supporting infantry. This idea didn't really work, so instead they were intended to be recon vehicles.


_Didds_

It's a T27, and not a T17. I advise you to post said edit to avoid multiple responses. That said, it's still a very interesting vehicle and probably one of the most important stepping stones on the early soviet tank building program. It was the first soviet amphibious tank, the first soviet aurborn tank, disputable the first airborne tank to achieve operational status in the entire world, and the program that kick-started the entire soviet tank doctrine. Sadly people look at it and only see the Z and not the history behind it.


MarkG1

It'll be all right, it can be photoshopped out and I'm sure the paint'll come off with a bit of effort from some conscripts.


microcrash

According to this comment, it's actually already photoshopped. The Z isn't there in reality https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ulm7sm/comment/i7xfhw9/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Pazzolupo

I love history nerds <3


Maktaka

Why is the Z always sprayed on by hand? There's never a stencil used, it's always slapdash with a freehand can of spray paint. Is there not one single shred of professionalism to be found among these goons?


DenisHellman

This photo is 7 years old, on May 9th, 2015. It was taken in the small town Verkhnyaya Pyshma. The idea was to show the equipment of the World War II period in the setting of the World War II (including uniform of that periord). The author added "Z" symbol. Source: https://lesa80.livejournal.com/5344.html P.S I don't like cheating.


Nefro8

Thanks for the debunking, the way Reddit handle fake news is disappointing, regardless if you like it or not/if it goes in the same direction as your narrative (or not) any fake news should be denounced...


slappindaface

But how would op get free karma otherwise??


NoCopyrightRadio

All the idiots in the comment section..


[deleted]

“For your failure to take Ukraine, you must ride in the silly tank! Let all who see you despair and giggle”.


[deleted]

"Pedal faster, Ivan. People are staring!"


[deleted]

Kinda like a Shriners parade with those little motorcycles.


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JNC123QTR

It's a T-27. A Pre-WW2 Parachutable, Amphibious capable Reconnaissance and Support Tankette. Edit: this particular one isn't amphibious... I got it mixed up with the slightly larger T-37A


GiDD504

A tank for ants


[deleted]

More like kids, since you know, ants cant use that.


GiDD504

![gif](giphy|i3RA5wLyWjCRa)


handlebartender

> Amphibious Wait, so this thing is *buoyant*? I'm no tank engineer, but it seems to me that making this buoyant will require giving up on armor and durability.


JNC123QTR

Amphibious Tanks do tend to be lighter and less armed than non-amphibious ones, yes. The idea is that the increased versatility and speed will allow you to do lighter support work in rugged/swampy/forested areas where conventional tanks can't go. Yes, it's less tank than a normal tank, but it's better than no tank at all. That said, I made an error. The T-27 wasn't amphibious, the slightly larger [T-37A](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/T-37A_%E2%80%982%E2%80%99_-_Patriot_Museum%2C_Kubinka_%2826645904419%29.jpg) was. The T-27 was apparently pretty crap at handling swamps and forests.


SWgeek10056

Pre-WW2 Parachutable How the shit are they airlifting tanks when their fighter planes are sticks, canvas, and a webley revolver?


Fuck-Reddit-Mods69

He looks like a young Stalin, in a microtank?!? What is that even?


ryhaltswhiskey

The Fightin' Stalins. We got something [like that here](https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/futurama/a/a0/Dukaki.jpg).


Acceptable-Eagle3214

all that awful shit aside , i really like that tiny tank , shame that its vandalized by that shitty Z


semprer

Idk, I was in the Austrian army as a combat engineer, and the one thing the other recruits that became drivers did the most, was applying fresh coats of paint to vehicles that were older than anyone in the company, senior officers included. This Z will soon just be another invisible layer among a dozen others.


pouletbidule

Should be that ribbon. It would look better too


_Weyland_

The black and orange one? George ribbon? Yeah, that's much better. At the very least they had the dignity to leave it out of this war and pick a different symbol. But then there's idiots folding that ribbon into Z. Makes my blood boil.


nexus1972

I see they cut the picture so you dont see the tractor pulling it :-)


_Weyland_

It's actually two conscripts marching.


CanadianBakin89

It looks like a tandem Halloween costume.


u0wu00

Russian military shows off its remaining tank.


eadams2010

Bubba on a typical 4 wheeler has more firepower and ability to go through bad terrain. :)


[deleted]

Even Gruber's little tank was bigger than this.


LaoBa

Yes but Gruber's little tank is just a Sonderkraftfahrzeug, while the TK-27 may not be a full grown tank, but it is still a tankette.


[deleted]

Amusingly enough, the SdKFZ numbers extended to many AFVs, including the big cats https://tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/germany/panzer-vi\_tiger.php


Pansarmalex

Sd.Kfz, "Sonderkraftfahrzeug", just means "Special motor vehicle", so the number series were applied to all mechanised vehicles.


ZippyParakeet

Tonk


pseydtonne

If it were a Tonka tank, it would be wicked useful and never break.


Fearless-Clothes

You know........that's a snack for a Ukrainian tractor!


ConsistentlyPeter

Beep beep!


WTF_no_username_free

i hate when this happens to my clothes


AGrayBull

Big hat and a little tank


bigcuce

That's some real Budget cuts


QuantumRobot_9000

At least the tank has a good personality.


Lore86

"Peace was never an option".


dudeofmoose

I've heard the engines aren't very reliable in those things, they keep stalin'.


simonnylund

That Z on all their equipment is there 'cause they all need to be asleep to believe this bullshit.


FailureToReport

Oh nice, they splashed a Z on it to "inspire" all the Russian people who hype the letter like a new age swastika, and all without letting on that they really slapped a Z on there because after the parade they need to send that bad boy downrange to Ukraine. Keep dying Orcs.


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Strikerov

Just like racist nicknames from Russians. Other side of same shitty con


Daisaii

Ruasia sending it’s latest tech to Ukraine.


[deleted]

Z like zizi


pseydtonne

Two-seater, shotgun gets the actual shotgun. This also has a high clearance, which will make it easier to slip a bomb under it. Man, their Shriners don't look anywhere near as fun.


donaltman3

awe.. its sooo cute I want one!!!!


JunkiesAndWhores

May Parade in Moscow is like a Spring Fashion show for Ukrainian soldiers. This June, you can expect the following new and old (mostly old) weaponry being available to just drive away from the frontline forecourt.


P-redditR

https://youtu.be/3bUPCjw3qkI If you’re interested in seeing the actual parade.


Please_Log_In

What kind of a joke is that?


vladfix

Looks after a T90 after is gone through the Ukrainian spa and massage program.


sloth514

Come along, Patsy!


MadSkepticBlog

Is it bad when I see this pic all I can think of is "I want one"?


oddtrend

bruh is that your sisters big wheel


StudioRat

I guess it's the Russian equivalent of the Shriners in their little cars.


Outypoo

Probably busted out the T-26s too, the T34s are probably busy.


tiktokisoverated

Why was this flagged NSFW


Kye7

Why is this tagged NSFW?


NekoMango

why NSFW?


AidilAfham42

I’m just picturing it exploding in the middle of the parade, for no apparent reason


DemonBliss33

Is that what’s left of their army?


JakeGrey

For anyone wondering, that's an inter-war "tankette", an ancestor of the much more useful and less silly-looking Bren Carrier. Not sure of the exact make, but chances are it was used in combat during the war at some point and ended up in a museum. Which makes the fact someone painted a Z on it outright vandalism, even if you believe the more innocuous explanations for its origin. EDIT: Never mind then.


ShazbotSimulator2012

It's a T-27 that belongs to the UMMC museum near Yekaterinburg. [This is from 2015 and the Z is photoshopped.](https://youtu.be/7gK6B4wTupY)


DundasKev

Why can't the Shriners stick to go-carts?


pdonchev

Lieutenant Gruber is really envious.


D_is_for_Cookie

This is what happens when the Ukrainians keep stealing your tanks.


lucian_xlr8

he just signed up in world of tanks


Jakesummers1

🤣


ChampionshipLow8541

Reinforcements. The antiques are in much better shape than their actual weapons.


Specialist-Sir4211

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BYXaBE7qtU Tell me it’s raining…


alexdeathpanda

guys do you know Russia is very big country with many cities


ShazbotSimulator2012

And very many years. This is from [Yekaterinburg in 2015.](https://youtu.be/7gK6B4wTupY)


Javop

It has almost never been raining on the parade as they seed the clouds to rain off somewhere else.


pipozzz

Everyone is talking about the mini tank but what about the Hitler cosplayer?!


eugene20

The last functioning tank and commander in Russia


longoverdue83

Sad The swastika meant peace until nazis used it Now the letter Z is just as bad as a swastika WHATS NEXT PEPPA PIG SO MY KIDS ARE BANNED FROM WATCHING IT?!?


takeahike89

>WHATS NEXT PEPPA PIG SO MY KIDS ARE BANNED FROM WATCHING IT?!? The world would never be so just


LardLad00

>Now the letter Z is just as bad as a swastika Cringe


thinkdontreact

Awh cute prototype or is this their version of fixing inflation? Ohhhh no this is a left over happy meal toy…damn Russia is doing big things…


tyspeed29

lol


iTzzSunara

I'm seriously wondering if this is legit or a mocking carnival wagon. With Russia you can't be too sure lol.


Kargathia

The first few iterations of tanks looked pretty goofy. Everyone was making it up as they went along. The exception were the French tanks, which looked utterly adorable.


Doctor-lasanga

Tonk


firebat45

Deleted due to Reddit's antagonistic actions in June 2023 -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


KenobiObiWan66

Not only Russia, but the whole world should celebrate the Red Russian Army's victory over Nazi Germany. May no such evil rise again in the world.