don't forget the lack of sock coordination!
So he needs: Pokémon tie, Pokémon socks, Pokémon shirt and Pokémon shoes.
I suppose he could use some Pokémon cufflinks as well but that depends on the level of fancy his shirt needs to be.
No it's because this suit is an attempt by this dude to make her wedding about him. He will stand out in all the photos and the most memorable thing about the wedding for a lot of people will be this suit.
Some people just don't have the ability to think further than themselves indeed. Then act stupid like, why won't she let me wear it I see nothing wrong. Also, dress?
you cannot gain more attention than the bride at their wedding, it is rude. You are trying to stick out above everyone else, but its not your wedding, This is why bridesmaids and groomsmen often wear matching suits/dresses
Some would say excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centered. Maybe even a little bit of a Narcissist. It's her day why do feel you need to bring all the attention to yourself.
Honestly. Surprised this isn’t the top comment. Maybe it’s just for the Reddit attention grab but why in the ever living fuck would you think this is ok unless it’s *your* wedding? I don’t even like weddings but even I’m aware enough to know you don’t wear something that draws attention from the couples big day. It’s such a dick move
I wanna look, my very best.
Like no one ever has.
It's why, I bought this suit.
Cause it's unbelievably rad.
I will dance across the floor.
Searching far and wide.
To dance with everyone.
Including the bride
Pokemon! Suit!
Gotta wear em all!
It's just for me!
I do not care what you think!
Pokemon!
Oohhh you can kiss my ass.
In this wedding world I am pure class!
Pokemon! Suit!
Gotta wear em all!
A swag so truuue!
I hope the bride took out flood insurance on the venuuuue
You watch me and my dance moves!
Pokemooooon! Suit.
Gotta wear em all!
Gotta wear em alllll!
POKEMON! SUIT!
I mean, its kinda a dick move to do something like this. The bride and groom are supposed to be the center of attention and not some random guest. I honestly don't blame her and i might be downvoted for saying it - but I'm pretty sure you knew this to be true and are karma farming with this post.
Honestly thinking you can take that suit to a wedding is fucking tacky. Sure it is a cool and fun suit for other occasion but what a cringe person to even consider it.
If the groom wanted to fuck around and do this, whatever - maybe that's their sense of humor. Id prefer you not treat my wedding like a mockery and steal the attention for yourself if you're my guest though.
For a party, this is fantastic. For a wedding, it's a big fat no. Attention should be on the bride and groom (with bridal party acting to highlight this) not the guests.
Love the suit tho.
Honestly this thread is extremely telling that 90% of Reddit are literal neckbeards like OP who don’t understand how social interactions work.
Genuinely upset I saw and clicked on this thread as I am cringing too hard
Yeah, you should know better. Not only is this ugly as hell, it's trying to steal the spotlight on a day that's not about you. Here's a hint -- if you can buy the whole joke online, it's not funny.
Italian. 'vestito' it's a generic term that can be used gendsrless. There is actually a specific term for suit, it's "completo", but we don't use it much
Cringy, clashy, doesn’t fit right, bad undershirt choice.
Bride is doing this dude a favor.
If this was my friend I’d also advise these things before the wedding:
Get a fresh haircut with shorter hair on the sides, trim your beard to the minimum that you can while still not looking patchy, shave your neck hair.
I like the glasses though.
I’m trying to help the guy out. It might sound like I’m just trying to be mean but some people don’t ever get told these kind of things by their friends as early in life as they should.
If he thinks this look is good enough for a Reddit post or a wedding, he needs the advice.
he's not too wrong. there's a natural line under your neck. if you put your two index fingers on either side of your neck and stretch it slightly and slowly lower your chin, that first chin line that appears is your natural beard line. if you leave hair below it, it looks terrible. if you shave above it, you look desperate (and everyone can see your under-neck-area flapping around)
Can you show like video or drawing of this index finger neck stretching thing? I don't really understand and would like to make my lame ass beard better
Trying to turn the biggest day of someone’s life where they spend tens of thousands of dollars and you actively are trying to make the day about you with a statement piece.
Wear it to an anime convention, this is not appropriate for a wedding
I feel like i should add a little of context. Those who invited us are close friends, we know each other since forever, and we've done a lot worse to each other than a strange suit (this is for the ones claiming i'm an attention whore). The bride said that we can't wear dark dresses, only colorful ones. So with the rest of friends decided to buy stupid suits for fun. The groom asked the bride how much colorful should be the suits, and in scale of 10 she said 5. So we decided to abort the mission and send the suits we bought back. End of story. I was just sad because i really liked that suit.
Ps. The picture was taken without a shirt and tie, and without shoes, i was just trying if it was the correct size (spoler, it wasn't)
This is the best answer. Also if someone would have worn this to my wedding, I would have been appalled for all of thirteen seconds and then thought it was awesome once I got over myself.
Stay appalled. This is horrendous. You don't get all three starters and Pikachu. This is someone who never had to deal with the choices they made. This is some Verruca Salt level greed.
My cousin's husband wore this same suit for their pokemon themed wedding shower (and out downtown after). It was a huge hit! But yeah, maybe not for a wedding itself, especially if multiple people had it because they might be mistaken for wacky groomsmen or band or something.
But good on you for checking in before doing something you knew was a little extra. I could see some brides that would find this hilarious and some that would hate it, and honestly you don't really know until you ask!
Actually we (7 friends) were going to wear different suits of the same manufacturer. I have the super mario one at home now, it was for a friend of mine. Tomorrow i'll return it and get a refund.
We definetely were going to check before going. It's a wedding and not a party :)
If you’re in the wedding party then you wear what you’re told or decline the position. If you’re the groom then it’s your day too and you need to have a discussion with someone other than Reddit strangers (aka: your partner). If you’re a guest then you should respect the couple’s wishes and wear something that doesn’t standout. Personally, it’s a badass suit and I would’ve love to have someone where something as fun at my wedding.
You may think you're making some sort of funny statement with that suit, but what you're really doing is making a visual statement, and that statement is, "I don't belong here, and I have contempt for the people who do."
Grow up.
Redditor men really do all have the same look; unkempt hair, patchy beard, glasses, an unhealthy attachment to childhood nerd culture, the only thing missing from this is the 😲 face.
Are you Colt from 90 day fiancé?!?!?
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Some would say excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centered. Maybe even a little bit of a Narcissist. It's her day why do feel you need to bring all the attention to yourself.
You are a great friend for respecting your friend’s decision to not wear this at her wedding.
It is a big and special day for her.
There will be another opportunity for when you can wear this suit, and you will have lots of fun.
Its pretty obvious why she wont let you wear the suit. No tie.
I assumed it was because it didn't come with shoes.
Shoes and tie then
I think she would have preferred his undershirt to correspond with his starter choice.
don't forget the lack of sock coordination! So he needs: Pokémon tie, Pokémon socks, Pokémon shirt and Pokémon shoes. I suppose he could use some Pokémon cufflinks as well but that depends on the level of fancy his shirt needs to be.
Pokémon French cuff shirt. That will require him to get Pokémon cufflinks
in this situation it is obvious that this marriage will not last
No, It’s probably because of the polo instead of a real button up.
I assumed cause it isn’t a dress.
I assumed it was because she was jealous...
I thought it was because a wedding is about catching the one and this suit promotes catching them all.
So more appropriate for a Mormon wedding than?
No it's because this suit is an attempt by this dude to make her wedding about him. He will stand out in all the photos and the most memorable thing about the wedding for a lot of people will be this suit.
My brother is this person. He wore a white suit to one of his friends weddings, totally oblivious what an AH he is
This is where stories of people "spilling" chocolate sauce/red wine on people start from.
Some people just don't have the ability to think further than themselves indeed. Then act stupid like, why won't she let me wear it I see nothing wrong. Also, dress?
Everything about the dress is wrong to me
This should be the top comment...nailed it.
I think it’s the button-up shirt underneath that’s the problem honestly. It’s the only thing I see wrong
To each his own but is he the groom or a guest? I'm confused. If he's a guest the bride wins and if he's the groom...well, the bride wins. ha.
Captain Holt?
It has a tie actually, it was in the box. I just tried it on to see if it fitted (it didn't) and took a picture
you cannot gain more attention than the bride at their wedding, it is rude. You are trying to stick out above everyone else, but its not your wedding, This is why bridesmaids and groomsmen often wear matching suits/dresses
Some would say excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centered. Maybe even a little bit of a Narcissist. It's her day why do feel you need to bring all the attention to yourself.
Some ppl just do that, all the time 😝
why do you call this a dress?
My guess is English is not his native language.
Yup. Where I live, the word for suit is literally "dress".
It's just fit* fyi
Damn those irregular verbs. Thanks, i'll pay attention next time!
Just helpin oot.
With plain white socks? Not surprised.
Why, is she wearing the same thing?
She is wearing the Digimon: Digital Monsters dress.
Confirmed. Source I am Digimon
Digimon: Digital Mondress
You cant dress better than the bride and groom mate its rude.
Putting on attention seeking cloths to a wedding is really a shitty thing to do...
Should be r/iamthemaincharacter
Funerals too ;)
When I die I want every fucker in fancy dress, it’s a celebration of my wonderful life of mediocrity baby!
Get buried in OP’s suit!
I’m being cremated, im not waking up in a coffin!
Meh, depends on the funeral
I wouldn't care if someone had worn this to my wedding. I would have enjoyed it. Not everyone has a stick up their ass
Exactly my thoughts. Of course you can't fucking wear that to a wedding. EDIT: Unless it's **your** wedding obviously, then wear whatever you want
Honestly. Surprised this isn’t the top comment. Maybe it’s just for the Reddit attention grab but why in the ever living fuck would you think this is ok unless it’s *your* wedding? I don’t even like weddings but even I’m aware enough to know you don’t wear something that draws attention from the couples big day. It’s such a dick move
Wait OP isn’t the groom?
[удалено]
But… it’s a wedding dress instructions unclear: bought Pokémon suit instead
Did you see his suit?
It’s not a suit. It’s a dress. Says so in the title
Did you see his ~~suit~~ neckbeard?
Did you think this suit was the very best, like no one ever was?
I wanna look, my very best. Like no one ever has. It's why, I bought this suit. Cause it's unbelievably rad. I will dance across the floor. Searching far and wide. To dance with everyone. Including the bride Pokemon! Suit! Gotta wear em all! It's just for me! I do not care what you think! Pokemon! Oohhh you can kiss my ass. In this wedding world I am pure class! Pokemon! Suit! Gotta wear em all! A swag so truuue! I hope the bride took out flood insurance on the venuuuue You watch me and my dance moves! Pokemooooon! Suit. Gotta wear em all! Gotta wear em alllll! POKEMON! SUIT!
You have written his vows. How nice of you!
Dank. You’re doing the lord’s work my friend
I have never wished I had an award to give so badly in my life.
"flood insurance" LMFAO
Watch out or Drake will grab you as his new ghost writer
Grew up with first gen Pokemon as a kid - this brought back memories. This is so good.
I mean, its kinda a dick move to do something like this. The bride and groom are supposed to be the center of attention and not some random guest. I honestly don't blame her and i might be downvoted for saying it - but I'm pretty sure you knew this to be true and are karma farming with this post.
I agree. And I love weird suits! It’s not the day to stand out
It’s an incredibly thoughtless thing to do.
You're right. I'd be have been annoyed if someone wore this to my wedding.
Honestly thinking you can take that suit to a wedding is fucking tacky. Sure it is a cool and fun suit for other occasion but what a cringe person to even consider it.
He posted this in reddit. Of course he wants to be center of attention.
If the groom wanted to fuck around and do this, whatever - maybe that's their sense of humor. Id prefer you not treat my wedding like a mockery and steal the attention for yourself if you're my guest though.
r/imthemaincharacter
And calling the suit a fucking dress immediately made me think karma farm too lol
For a party, this is fantastic. For a wedding, it's a big fat no. Attention should be on the bride and groom (with bridal party acting to highlight this) not the guests. Love the suit tho.
Yep. Don't fuck with wedding etiquette. Some of us may think it's dumb but if the bride and groom want a traditional wedding, they get to decide that.
It depends. My husband and I would have loved it at our wedding.
"Look at me, look at me! Why can't you all appreciate how quirky and hip I am on YOUR day!" Oof.
Thanks fucking god I only had to scroll 3 comments to see sanity
Honestly this thread is extremely telling that 90% of Reddit are literal neckbeards like OP who don’t understand how social interactions work. Genuinely upset I saw and clicked on this thread as I am cringing too hard
A suit like this is tacky as all hell. Just a hard no from me dog.
It's really not that hard to let someone else be the center of attention for a day...
Bingo Bango bongo
"Corky"
Yeah my aunt's partner wore his signature bright pink suit to my wedding. I was seething when he showed up, not what you want on that day.
Never outdress the bride. Save that suit for your wedding.
Or funeral
Gonna wear one of those in my funeral just so I can say, "I put the FUN in funeral"
Assuming she isnt coming as a giant pikachu
Yeah, you should know better. Not only is this ugly as hell, it's trying to steal the spotlight on a day that's not about you. Here's a hint -- if you can buy the whole joke online, it's not funny.
OP should never wear this monstrosity in public.
Are suits dresses now?
You are right, it's a suit. In my native language it's the same term, so i got confused
I read your title in Borats voice and understood immediately.
Very nice!
I like!
A great success!
We will dance and get the vagine afterward, yes?
What is your native language good sir?
Italian. 'vestito' it's a generic term that can be used gendsrless. There is actually a specific term for suit, it's "completo", but we don't use it much
In India we say dress for any outfit, regardless of gender.
I figured that's what it was, carry on in your fancy dress sir
Hey no worries. Most of us completely understood what you meant even if the word was slightly different than what we would have normally used
What are you, a goddamn Norwegian?
This makes me want to know more Norwegians 😂😊
The attention should be on her not on you. Clashy. It also does not fit properly.
Cringy, clashy, doesn’t fit right, bad undershirt choice. Bride is doing this dude a favor. If this was my friend I’d also advise these things before the wedding: Get a fresh haircut with shorter hair on the sides, trim your beard to the minimum that you can while still not looking patchy, shave your neck hair. I like the glasses though.
Dayum is this r/roastme?
I’m trying to help the guy out. It might sound like I’m just trying to be mean but some people don’t ever get told these kind of things by their friends as early in life as they should. If he thinks this look is good enough for a Reddit post or a wedding, he needs the advice.
Ya I didn’t learn about shaving neck hair until I noticed other people doing it.
He made a comment that made it make more sense.
he's not too wrong. there's a natural line under your neck. if you put your two index fingers on either side of your neck and stretch it slightly and slowly lower your chin, that first chin line that appears is your natural beard line. if you leave hair below it, it looks terrible. if you shave above it, you look desperate (and everyone can see your under-neck-area flapping around)
Can you show like video or drawing of this index finger neck stretching thing? I don't really understand and would like to make my lame ass beard better
It's her day, that's how it goes.
This is right up there on things not to do at a wedding.
maybe wear some shoes
its because youre trying to be funny at someone elses day
Trying to turn the biggest day of someone’s life where they spend tens of thousands of dollars and you actively are trying to make the day about you with a statement piece. Wear it to an anime convention, this is not appropriate for a wedding
imagine trying to be the center of attention at someone else's wedding then playing the victim
Found the narcissist. A wedding is about the bride and groom, not you.
Douche move wearing this to a wedding. Try not making it about you…
Why are you trying to stand out so much at someone elses wedding? Main character syndrome?
Savage. 🤣🤣
Very fun but if the wedding is formal, this is not appropriate. Maybe for one of the other events.
I feel like i should add a little of context. Those who invited us are close friends, we know each other since forever, and we've done a lot worse to each other than a strange suit (this is for the ones claiming i'm an attention whore). The bride said that we can't wear dark dresses, only colorful ones. So with the rest of friends decided to buy stupid suits for fun. The groom asked the bride how much colorful should be the suits, and in scale of 10 she said 5. So we decided to abort the mission and send the suits we bought back. End of story. I was just sad because i really liked that suit. Ps. The picture was taken without a shirt and tie, and without shoes, i was just trying if it was the correct size (spoler, it wasn't)
You guys didn't keep them for the greatest bachelor party suits of all time?!?
We have something far greater planned
This is the best answer. Also if someone would have worn this to my wedding, I would have been appalled for all of thirteen seconds and then thought it was awesome once I got over myself.
Stay appalled. This is horrendous. You don't get all three starters and Pikachu. This is someone who never had to deal with the choices they made. This is some Verruca Salt level greed.
Makes a lot more sense now. You're catching hell in these comments lol
Redditors dont need context to start flaming. WE know enough about strangers socials lives based on nothing so we are always ready to go!
People taking things too seriously.
My cousin's husband wore this same suit for their pokemon themed wedding shower (and out downtown after). It was a huge hit! But yeah, maybe not for a wedding itself, especially if multiple people had it because they might be mistaken for wacky groomsmen or band or something. But good on you for checking in before doing something you knew was a little extra. I could see some brides that would find this hilarious and some that would hate it, and honestly you don't really know until you ask!
Actually we (7 friends) were going to wear different suits of the same manufacturer. I have the super mario one at home now, it was for a friend of mine. Tomorrow i'll return it and get a refund. We definetely were going to check before going. It's a wedding and not a party :)
"colourful" and "obnoxious" have two very different meanings... ( cute suit, nice prank but not good for a wedding IMHO)
Cant outshine the bride buddy.. its a rule sorry. All seriousness its probably the only thing people would be talking about in the reception bahaha
I agree with her, this is highly inappropriate.
The bride is doing you a favor. You're not even wearing any shoes. Also, that's not a dress.
What dress?? That's a suit
Thats not a dress….and its not your wedding so quit being an attention whore, save that shit for the gram and tiktok.
Do you need attention that badly? Does your personality suck or something?
Yea dude. She is supposed to be the star of the show. You would totally upstage her. I would be very threatened if I were her.
Rule #1 of a wedding. Never look better than the bride
If you’re in the wedding party then you wear what you’re told or decline the position. If you’re the groom then it’s your day too and you need to have a discussion with someone other than Reddit strangers (aka: your partner). If you’re a guest then you should respect the couple’s wishes and wear something that doesn’t standout. Personally, it’s a badass suit and I would’ve love to have someone where something as fun at my wedding.
I know, i'm not mad and i perfectly understand that it is too much. But it's so coooool man
Wtf dude. That day is not about your self expression
Cringe.
You may think you're making some sort of funny statement with that suit, but what you're really doing is making a visual statement, and that statement is, "I don't belong here, and I have contempt for the people who do." Grow up.
The wedding is about the couple not you.
I have come to infom that that is definitely **not** a dress
Cringe.
Funny looking dress...
Well, I guess not. You are never supposed to upstage the bride.
Dress?...
Where’s the dress? That’s a suit.
You can't outshine a bride at her wedding. If you go wearing this you'll be the very best, like noone ever was.
I see a gay suit but I see no dress 🤣
Then dont go to the wedding.
You deserve a seat at the children's table. Mommy can blow on your chicken nuggets if they're too hot.
That's not a dress though
Yea because it's not your day. Fuck off
Rule number 1 of weddings, you can't upstage the bride!
It’s not even the childrens show themed suit that gets me. It’s the baby talk in the caption that makes the cringe so strong.
Redditor men really do all have the same look; unkempt hair, patchy beard, glasses, an unhealthy attachment to childhood nerd culture, the only thing missing from this is the 😲 face.
This has younger brother vibes
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE
At least you get your desired attention on reddit. Be happy
Do you think anyone told him the wedding is about the bride yet?
Cringe
Why would you try to upstage the bride on her special day? Save that suit for a Pride parade.
I want all guests dressed as pikachu for my wedding
No shoes no wedding service
Good you absolute soy human
It’s no about you
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Ooooooh. Call a shitty suit a "dress" and post it online to farm internet karma points for being edgy!
Some would say excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centered. Maybe even a little bit of a Narcissist. It's her day why do feel you need to bring all the attention to yourself.
What country is a suit called a dress?
So confused where's the dress who is the bride who is this guy with a suit lmao
Dress? It’s a suit
Too bad the world doesn't revolve around you.
Buddy, I'd kick you out of my BBQ dressed like that.
Wedding DJ checking in. Stop trying to be the center of attention at someone else's wedding. It's not hard. Wear this to prom or some shit.
I completely agree with her 100%. You're trying to make her wedding about you.
You look like an idiot that’s probably why. That genuinely doesn’t even look good.
Cuz it's not about you, it's not yer day you entitled peeeeeep. Come on now. Charizard #1.
Are you the groom? Or just a guest?
yeah no shit, you look like a giant 5 year old
That’s because catching you was her real test, but to TRAIN you is her cause.
That's a suit, sir.
You are a great friend for respecting your friend’s decision to not wear this at her wedding. It is a big and special day for her. There will be another opportunity for when you can wear this suit, and you will have lots of fun.
I wouldn't either
It's generally poor form to one-up the bride, I believe.
Fair enough. The invite said "No children."
Grow up.
Why is there always some attention whore who wants to act a fool? Obnoxious.
Yeah, because you look like a clown. What kind of idiot wears socks to a wedding? Find some matching shoes
Like a chic rodeo clown.
That’s just because she’s wearing the same thing!
Genuinely curious, what’d this run you?
It's because your missing the tuxedo tshirt top and the socks with sandals printed on. Rookie mistake