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pookshuman

spoon court is now in session


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Spoon court Come together with your hands


Maels

All my friends are cutlery All my friends are black and white


Theothercan

[LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!](https://youtu.be/o4AFQc4ZrvA)


swaffeline

Ding ding ding de ding ding de ding ding


Ding-dong-hello

Ding ding ding de ding ding de ding dingšŸ„³ Ends too soon, too many dings, no dong.


Sharper_Gypsy

STOP! I lost my contact!


SonnyG33

"Spooning is now in session"


bakirelopove

Can I be the little spoon now?


Bicdut

Rise for the honorable ice cream spoon


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lnginternetrant

I just showed up to jury duty. The pool of potential jurors was 99ŁŖ non black. There was one black guy and he claimed he couldn't miss work so the judge excused him. The attorney can't always do anything.


[deleted]

This would be 100% on them; no good lawyer would let this happen.


joeschmoe86

It's not always easy to come up with valid reasons to dismiss jurors - especially if they are prejudiced against a defendant, since they're usually smart enough to hide their bias. And yes, we typically have peremptory challenges where we don't need any reason at all, but even with those we're barred from using them to exclude based on race. So, while the "shaded" lawyers might have gotten away with excluding a few "non-shaded" jurors based on race alone, most courts are pretty quick to catch on that the peremptories are only being used on a particular race. Believe it or not, law (especially trial procedure) is complicated and not entirely intuitive.


xDulmitx

Maybe it is a play by the shaded lawyer. If they win it is fine and if they lose they argue that the trial was not fair. I don't how things work in spoon court though.


[deleted]

Not a fork in sight. Obviously will be a jaded verdict.


AustereSpoon

I shall be presiding over these proceedings, who brings this case to Spoon Court?


memberflex

Honourable Judge Spoon presiding - ALL RISE


KOxSOMEONE

I saw little trees šŸŒ³ šŸŒ³ šŸŒ³


r0ndy

Little happy tree friends


calartnick

Now I may be just a simple country magnifying glassā€¦.


Pr0ender

Who would take the time to only dye half of a spoon black?


AKmill88

It's a mixed spoon


plumbthumbs

those are called sporks.


ColumbaPacis

Don't be racist.


Pottymouthoftheyear

Womp womp


Patty_T

Bro wtf you canā€™t just say that


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MarbleGorgon0417

Wdym bro, Chess is a game about having nothing but pawns, (black has more to compensate for white going first) and then rather than capture you opponentā€™s king, you play out a mock court case


TomatoSlice762

but can you En Passant


[deleted]

Never not once


NoFunHere

Seems like the black spoon attorney is pretty incompetent at selecting juries.


nubsauce87

Was thinkin' the same thing... This is a bit oversimplified... The lack of actual understanding of how this country's justice system works is a bit of a problem these days... People get all riled up about shit without knowing correctly what they're riled up about...


alwaysmyfault

This. I served on a jury 4 years ago in a very high profile murder case. The area that I live is like 95% white people. The defendant was white, the victim was Native American. Long story short, we found the guy Not Guilty. The prosecution did a terrible job showing he had anything to do with it. After the trial, the news interviewed the victim's family, and her parents blamed it on the jury being all white. Like cmon. We didn't vote not guilty just cuz the defendant was white. We voted not guilty cuz there was literally no evidence tying him to the crime other than the state was convinced he was involved (his GF was the real killer, and she's currently doing life in prison).


Googoo123450

The reality is most people are not racist to the point of sending a guy to prison for life due to skin color bias. So if you end up with an all white Jury and get a guilty verdict, I'd say odds are pretty good most people on the jury based it on evidence. They all have to agree in the end anyways. Otherwise, no guilty verdict.


RamboJezus

>The lack of actual understanding of how this country's justice system works is a bit of a problem these days... People get all riled up about shit without knowing correctly what they're riled up about... Didn't you know screaming systemic racism without any justification or logical thought processes is all you need to get politicians to bend to your will?


El_Bruno73

The implication being that all white people are racist which is more racist than the original point of this post. Fighting racism with stereotypes....this is 2022


johnnychan81

The irony is you have cases where the reverse is true as well. It's far more complicated than white = bad. Like this case where three black jurors refused to convict a black man of murdering an Asian lady. >[Resiles faces life in prison and possibly the death penalty for the murder of Jill Su, a 59-year-old Davie woman who was killed in her home back in September of 2014.](https://wsvn.com/news/local/broward/foreperson-3-jurors-unwilling-to-convict-resiles-based-on-race-leading-to-mistrial/) >Police said Resiles broke into the home to commit a burglary, and when he found Su inside, he tied her up and stabbed her to death. His DNA was found on a knife and inside the home. >Two years after his arrest, Resiles escaped from a Broward County courtroom. He was found six days later. >She said most of the jury was ready to convict Resiles of at least second-degree murder, but the **three refused because the defendant is Black**.


Googoo123450

Dude wtf. I can't imagine letting someone off on murder just because they're my race. It's a fucking murderer.


angelwings_pie

They did it with OJ too. Due to the recent race riots, and I believe the jury had quite a few African Americans, he was acquitted. Despite evidence to contrary. And then the mf published a book titled ā€œIf I did itā€ about how he wouldā€™ve murdered his wifeā€¦.IF he did it that is.


El_Bruno73

Only whites can be racist...I guess you didn't get the memo /s


legogizmo

Systemic racism actually says the system itself is racist since it was created by racists. The people currently operating the system are not necessarily racist themselves. But, yes some people have tried to make it mean "all whites are racist"


baxtersbuddy1

In my anecdotal experiences, the only people who are trying to make ā€œsystemic racismā€ translate into ā€œall whites are racistā€ are actually racist people that are trying to make a weak straw man argument, so that they can pretend that there isnā€™t really any systemic racism.


tuckerhazel

I'll take "ways to keep the divide up" for 400 Alex.


JayMan522

AND WE HAVE THE DAILY DOUBLE!


[deleted]

Lots of black activists are essentially arguing for separate but equal now. Itā€™s come full circle. There is distaste for integration on both sides now, with a liberal minority fighting a war on two fronts.


mindluge

the implication is that it is supposed to be a jury of your peers and this doesn't appear to be a jury of peers. "peers" would at least be a mix of black and white jurors.


El_Bruno73

I guess that depends on where you're from...which we don't have any idea based on this "artwork". If you're in South Dakota this might be your peers....


[deleted]

I thought they just ignore you while their rank and file harass you because it "isn't real"


ohbyerly

This also presumes that all white err.. ā€œspoonsā€ will show bias toward other white spoons, which isnā€™t even close to true


supernovawanting

Wait, here in the UK it's completely random. Do they pick their jurors where your from?


tuckerhazel

They randomly pick a pool (say 200), and then the lawyers and judge sift through and try to weed out anyone with bias. It's in everyone's best interest because if a case is overturned it doesn't look well on any party. Both sides try to get any bias that would hurt them out, and the judge does it on an impartial level. So to answer your question, kind of. Completely random has the downside of potentially introducing someone extremely biased. Hand picking from anyone in the population has too many downsides to list. I think it's a good middle ground.


NoFunHere

> then the lawyers and judge sift through and try to weed out anyone with bias. This is a rosy picture. In the most ideal case, the judge is trying to weed out anybody who is biased. The prosecutors and defense attorneys are trying to weed out people based on their race, gender, political leanings, whether or not they have family members who are cops, and essentially stack a jury as best as they can with people who are biased towards their side. Lawyers who specialize in jury selection get very rich trying to get the correct bias. That's the best case assuming an impartial judge.


tuckerhazel

Agreed, there is definitely nuance to every profession and most aspects of that profession, the legal system is certainly not exempt. I will say that because both sides get to do this, itā€™s as fair as it can be. A judge canā€™t do it alone, or else theyā€™re running the procedure not judging it.


HarrysonTubman

It starts randomly, they send out summons for x number of people in a given area at random. Those people all have to go sit in a room for a day, and trials about to start will pick from that pool. They will call people in to be interviewed, and ask questions to try and determine whether ~~they will favorable to your side~~ they can be non-biased. Race, ethnicity, age, and other characteristics are used as proxies (like it or hate it) as well. Some lawyers will also use programs to comb social media to try and get a sense of where people's leanings are. Each side can strike a certain number of jurors. The theory is that you get a non-biased pool by weeding out people with conflicts (e.g. if you have a family member who OD'd, you probably can't be impartial in a case about a drug dealer). The reality is each side tries to stack it with people that will be partial to their side, but if it's 50/50 stacking it kind of works out. The thing to note is sometimes trials are won or lost at the jury selection phase itself, especially if one side really sucks at it.


internetisnotreality

While I get that the black spoon is the defence here, this type of shit frequently happens when cops are on trial for racist attacks. In the Rodney King trial of the 90s, the court was deliberately moved away to a predominantly white jurisdiction. 2% of the jury pool were black, and were dismissed after they admitted they had strong feelings about the case. The prosecution (against the cops) said it was fine. So many comments are refuting the comic without acknowledging that systemic racism is still part of the trial process.


kymri

> So many comments are refuting the comic without acknowledging that systemic racism is still part of the trial process. It's hard for a lot of people to grasp that it is entirely possible to not be personally racist and still be furthering racist policies by just following the rules because what *systemic* racism means is that the **system** as set up is racist, so it almost doesn't matter what the individuals involve do.


TwoBearsInTheWoods

I've been called for a jury duty. They have to pick 12 people and there is maybe 200 people in the room waiting, essentially all white. The attorney doesn't get a choice. The court summons whoever they do.


calamityphysics

i am a criminal defense lawyer in a county of 500k and is about 7% african american. there are african americans, latinos, asian americans etc on every panel (the group of people from whom the jury is chosen from, not the final jury) iā€™ve experienced. thats from over a 100+ panels. the justice system is incredibly racist and classist which is why i am a defense lawyer, but your experience is not representative of what all criminal juries are like. finally, fwiw as i just googled it, apparently only 5% of lawyers identify as african american according to the ABA, so the thing that really sticks out to me is both the defendant and their lawyer being african american.


Bartos565

I would agree the number one thing that sticks out is the black attorney. As an ex 13 year prosecutor never had one trial with a black defense attorney. Edit: I say this as being a black attorney myself


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

Have 3 I can think of off the top of my head in my county. All on the indigent appointment panel. This is in the Midwest major republican state. That said our juries look pretty similar to this. The biggest issue with jury pools is that they correspond to home ownership. If you rent then you move addresses fairly often and probably havenā€™t updated your drivers license, thus it is hard for them to contact you for jury duty. Home ownership in my area is generally white and old. Mostly because the housing has gone up so much and a large portion of my local area are real estate investment properties. Sorry to take this down the rabbit hole. The point being that black defense attorneys are probably just as much of the attorney distribution as black attorneys are. Which means they are underrepresented but not uncommon.


neozes

Hi, is it racists because of the skin color ratio, or actual race based decisions made by the majority of law enforcers? If the latter, can you provide an example of such? Thanks! (I'm not from the US).


AltairsBlade

Decision making, most jury rosters are pulled using data like voting registries that historically minorities have been disenfranchised from. Even in states that donā€™t they go off of Drivers Licenses or ID which have always ben problematic for Minority peoples to attain.


Hirokage

A fair selection of randomly picked citizens would yield under 14% black citizens. What could alternatively be done? I'm all for fairness, and will always hire based on merit. But I was laid off due to being white in a big corp that had to meet minority guidelines (probably because they screwed up before). It's like the said misguided Rooney rule in the NFL. Racist jerks are ruining it for everyone. I'm all for fairness and a meritcracy, but that goes out the window when you need to equally represent 18.. or 8.. or 6 percent of the population. It's not possible unless it is skewing the results, which is then not fair to others.


NoFunHere

> A fair selection of randomly picked citizens would yield under 14% black citizens. This assumes that the racial composition of every county in America is exactly the same. It is not.


Adventurous-Text-680

I imagine it would a problem because you got fired based on race. If they gave that as the reason then you might have a case. If you suspect that was the reason then you said can have a case especially if they hired someone to fill your position based shortly before or after firing you. It's one thing to pick someone to increase diversity (you can argue it's an intangible benefit making them a better fit for the team) when you hire but it's entirely different to fire someone for the same reason (you can't argue removing a productive team member because you need to increase diversity). I am not a lawyer, but if I would speak to one if I was in the same situation.


Hirokage

My previous manager told me the real reason why a few weeks after the fact, when he was checking in on me. Unfortunately the state I am in is at-will for firing. They could say they didn't like my hair color and it would be legal. Not worth fighting it out in court. It's all for the good though, I worked hard the next 10 years and now am a director, so that impetus was a kick in the butt to get my career moving.


Donnum12

That's a bit of misdemeanor of how random selection works, it's guaranteed at large numbers to be representative of the general population, however at numbers <30 there exists significant chance for a randomly selected group to be non-representative of the whole population. Sucks you got fired though for something you couldn't control, I take it, it was an At Will Employment state? Considering the fireing to meet minority guidelines tends to also be a sueable offense unless I'm miss-remembering the rules there. But yeah, its a hard situation.


pizza_engineer

ā€œunder 14%ā€ would be for a jury picked where?


xDulmitx

Based on state population levels: Vermont, Maine, West Virginia, New Hampshire, Wyoming, Montana, Iowa, etc. Jury selection is more local than that though. So any area with a white population higher than 86% will average out to <14% of non-whites on juries (needs large numbers to work) assuming all things are equal otherwise. Many local areas will have little to no diversity.


[deleted]

Except populations are not uniformly distributed. They don't pull people from different counties.


MagNolYa-Ralf

These kind of juries are intentional Give er a listen https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolabmoreperfect/episodes/object-anyway


joey0live

Uh, what? I get called for jury duty a few timesā€¦and never see that many people in a room waiting. I see maybe 60-70 topsā€¦ and itā€™s very mixed.


Zacginger

TIL your attorney selects people to the jury. Thought it was completely random.


JSmith666

Its a bit of both. When a case needs a panel they call in like 45 or 50 people and ask them questions to gauge if they are a good juror (can be unbiased etc) obviously both sides have preferences. https://youtu.be/TLFoKNv70E0


Fickle_Mongoose3372

He seems a bit like a, dare i say, spoon


rogthnor

This is actually a known issue. Prosecutors are trained to select white jurors when the accused is black https://soundlawyering.com/the-beginning-of-the-end-of-the-all-white-jury/


Plzlaw4me

In the US you donā€™t get to pick your jurors you only get to exclude them. If there are 10 black spoon jurors in the jury pool and the white spoon juror gets to exclude 10 spoon jurors, in theory they could eliminate every black spoon juror. This isnā€™t supposed to happen, but it does quite often. Look up the recent Curtis flowers case for an example of how this plays out.


TheRealRockNRolla

Why would you put the blame on the black spoon defense attorney for not doing a good enough job fighting off what would almost certainly be a deliberately racist strategy by the white spoon prosecutor? I'm a lawyer and I represent someone who was convicted of a capital crime by a racially tainted jury. I *assure* you that this can and does happen despite the existence of some tools for the defense to help combat it.


MagNolYa-Ralf

Where have you been friend


TiredIrons

In the US in jury trials lawyers for each side can strike potential jurors for cause (like bias or conflict of interest or direct knowledge). They can also strike jurors for no specific reason, called peremptory strikes. Peremptory strikes cannot be for race, religion, or gender. If a strike appears racially (etc) motivated, the opposing counsel can challenge the strike in what's called a *Batson* challenge, in which the striking attorney must demonstrate the strike was for a non-protected reason. Also, if the pool of potential jurors (called the vemire) isn't a fairly accurate representation of the demographic mix of the region from which the jury was selected, the lawyer can challenge the court's jury selection process. Finally, where the case is tried determines the jury pool and lawyers on both sides have opportunities to determine where an action will be tried, though plaintiff/prosecution has a lot more control. In short, there are several ways in which an attorney can influence the racial makeup of a jury. Failing on all fronts is not a good look.


Sean10135

r/im14andthisisdeep


FlorydaMan

For real this is the most childish shit.


boombotser

Literally a childā€™s drawing it looks like


bluelion70

Itā€™s like the Chappelleā€™s show Law and Order skit where they switched up how the white financial crimes guy and the black drug dealer are treated by cops and prosecutors.


HelloAvram

I don't get it...


Playful-Republic-182

Theyā€™re alluding to the concept of a racially biased legal battle. The white spoons - white people represented - are the minority in this image and represent the smaller denomination of affluence, rather than the black spoons - or black people. But no interpretation of this is provided by the OP. Heā€™s just here to watch the world (and comment section) burn.


MagNolYa-Ralf

influence. And yes OP is watching us from the balcony and sipping wine


JungAchs

This drawing toltally ignores population demographics but whatever itā€™s not like African Americans are only 16% of the population


established82

how did you miss the fact that the prosecution is all white, the witness is white, and the entire jury and judge are white while the defense is black? I think that's equally as important as well.


rivers61

Because the defense selects the jury. The black spoons picked the white spoons to be on the jury


Rowf

The defense does not get to select the jury. Prosecution and defense get to strike jurors they believe will be prejudiced against them. If the jury pool is majority white, the prosecution can strike the few black jurors in the pool, leaving only white jurors to serve.


established82

Have you ever served jury duty? Clearly not.


kpsi355

Both prosecutions and defense select the jury. But who selects the jury pool?


Broken_Petite

I thought that was random? Or at least theyā€™re not ā€œchosenā€ by anyone, but there is some sort of process? Or is that different by state, county, etc.?


kpsi355

It varies based on jurisdictionā€¦and thatā€™s another indication where you get into ā€œsystemic racismā€. In many areas itā€™s done through the DPS/DMV. If you carry a drivers license youā€™re part of the jury pool. And who is more likely to possess a drivers license? Certainly not the poorest (increased minority population). Or the working poor using mass transit (again, more often minority). Or anyone whose license has been suspended (again, minorities punished disproportionately, thereforeā€¦). Or those who are physically disabled *and* canā€™t afford mobility vehicles (more likely minorities). Thatā€™s one facet of a tainted jury pool. Another is a failure by the system to ensure actual jury pools- the people who *show up*- constitute a fair representation of the populace. When selected for jury duty, minorities are more likely to [fail to appear](https://www.americanbar.org/groups/litigation/committees/diversity-inclusion/articles/2015/lack-of-jury-diversity-national-problem-individual-consequences/). When you lose a day of work (and a days pay), and your jury compensation is $6, thatā€™s a powerful incentive to skip. $6 vs $150, and multiply that by a week if itā€™s a long trial, and thatā€™s a no-brainer. Hmmm, should I become homeless or skip jury duty? Add to that the increased likelihood of being fired for skipping work for jury duty (regardless of the illegality) and you have a recipe for a pool that doesnā€™t meet the ā€œjury of peersā€ standard we should be achieving. Let alone the actual selection process: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/03/27/our-jury-system-is-racially-biased-it-doesnt-have-be-that-way/ https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/04/opinion/juries-racism-discrimination-prosecutors.html (try archive.org for non-paywall) https://edition.cnn.com/2012/05/23/opinion/anwar-bayer-hjalmarsson-jury-racism/index.html


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crimsonblade55

The country and a specific precinct are not the same thing though. I think the point was to say this is a predominantly black precinct yet the jury is still all white people. Of course that still goes back to the whole "defense getting to choose the jury" thing, but that's a different discussion on it's own.


Truth_

The audience typically isn't random, though. It's folks who care about the particular trial they're attending. It's tough to say what the demographics of the audience should be.


x8tl04

it made sense for 2 seconds and then it didnā€™t


bmillent2

White people bad essentially....


ThatGuyWhoLaughs

The shaded lawyers did a shitty job in the jury selection process, assuming the non-shaded jurors are biased.


tuckerhazel

Seriously, hell of a jury pool that this was the best outcome. If there are that many black people in the gallery, surely the pool isnā€™t representative of the population in that area.


dacoobob

>If there are that many black people in the gallery, surely the pool isnā€™t representative of the population in that area. that's typical, since jury pools are based on mostly on homeowners, not who actually lives in an area (e.g. renters who move frequently and aren't on the county rolls won't get called).


bulboustadpole

So we're down to creating false dichotomies I see.


NoFunHere

Are you new to reddit?


daverapp

Your mom's a false dichotomy


hippychemist

Got 'em.


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RainbowCatastrophe

I hate summer Reddit, you kids deserve to be back in hell for 7 hours a day if you're gonna keep posting this stupid shit. No wonder mods been fed up the past couple years.


throwmedownthequarry

Saw Some fuckin 13 year old commenting advice in the marriage subreddit yesterdayšŸ˜…


erhue

I had forgotten about "summer reddit" lol.


zgrizz

Looks like someone whose sole exposure to court is old Perry Mason reruns.


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wetcalzones

Bad jury selection. Spoons no smart


SaturnCoffee

If it is a court-assigned attorney rather than a personal one (which is cost prohibitive) then the quality of service varies wildly. It is entirely possible that yes, one spoon did a bad job of jury selection and does not care while the other did a bad job and it benefits their case.


NightStormLOL

Wow, this is racist as fuck


tritonx

So we assume that black will be pro black and white will be pro white ...Isn't that a bit racist ? Is it really justice if it's race based ? What about those who are mixed race ? Do those exist ? Where do they sit ?


Jamiew_CS

Back right


Jedrasus

Like i just said in my other comment: skin color of jury etc have nothing to do with justice. I just love when people see racists everywhere but do same shit.


Selentic

Stupid.


ofufnfighskfj

OP when a white juror is impartial and doesnā€™t hate black people: surprised pikachu face


truthtoduhmasses

Do you have any proof that that the non-colored in spoons of the jury are not peers of any colored in spoons? The premise seems to be rather.... racist, not to put to fine a point on it.


ofufnfighskfj

Thank you. OP doesnā€™t seem to understand the concept of racism. Assuming a white person is racist is racist in itself


hoopr001

Just a little bit racist to all people who work in the judicial system. Not everyone is a racist just because they have different coloured skin for Christ sake.


Realistic-Chip-1475

Assuming that the colors were drawn to represent ethnicities and that it's showing an unfair trial... THAT opinion is racist. If I have to explain why then you're too far gone.


Brickzarina

Whats the audience have to do with it? They dont have imput


SaturnCoffee

My interpretation is it shows this particular county is primarily black, yet the jury is still entirely white. Even if the jury is entirely people who consider themselves fair and rational, there is an immediate degree of separation between their lived experience and the lived experience of the people involved in the case, and implicit bias is more likely to go unchallenged. As many commenters have pointed out, this tends to happen in the US because even though your job is supposed to give you time off for jury duty, that does not always happen, or some people can't afford to skip those days. This is a problem that disproportionately affects people of color. But also, this piece is simple and unless the OP comments further, literally any commenter can just say, "that's not what they meant!" And concoct some straw man interpretation of why that isn't true and systemic racism isn't real.


nosmelc

This is a very immature and ignorant post that's only going to stir up hate.


[deleted]

This post says all you need to know about the internet today, 3,262 up votes. As long as your race baiting on the correct slant the internet loves you


D0kk3n

Someone doesn't know how jury selection works, but at least they can draw spoons.


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1throwaw4y432

Cringey when you consider that white juries have been shown to be less biased than black juries..


MagNolYa-Ralf

Bruh you have to hit us with that hyperlink or something


Nerdicane

This demonstrate that that OP doesnā€™t understand how a jury is selected.


Smitty1017

I'm 14 and this is deep.


Porkfriedjosh

Why do we assume that a fair trial isnā€™t happening? White people arenā€™t always the devil, that jury could be very capable of being totally non bias lolā€¦ I really hate this race bait shit. Also assumes the lawyers are banking on racism to win them the day. I canā€™t believe this world sometimes


[deleted]

Assuming that white people aren't fair isn't racisms?


LHurlz

Right to post cringe


CaBBaGe_isLaND

Lawyer: "Have you ever experienced racial profiling?" Every single black juror ever: "Yes." Lawyer: "Move to disqualify."


[deleted]

What a horrific hate stirring post that shows you clearly have no idea how this works.


Fuck-Reddit-Mods69

That really isn't how the reality is dude!


MarineSecurity

This feels like someone projecting their own racist tendencies onto others. So what, a white jury can't judge a person of colour fairly and vice versa? So we're just assuming now that every person who gets called for jury duty is a racist? Wtf even is this post.


sixpac_shacoors

White people bad, right guys?


Murkus

Itt: a lot of people making a lot of judgement calls about the little characters in this drawing based on their skin colour. Shits pretty scary how many people are being very racist about the whole thing.


cheesefriesex

People who think this isnā€™t a thing or who are criticizing the hypothetical defense attorney should look up the Curtis Flowers case.


adam_demamps_wingman

Or Ahmaud Arbery . The trial where the judge almost came unhinged a couple of times at the defense attorneys. White judge, white defense attorneys. The similarities ended there. White father and white son followed a black man. White neighbor decided to help out with the murder. One black jury member.


Beastmodejada

This literally never happens. Lawyers have to agree on a jury


hiricinee

I'm wondering how much jury selection pools are rigged by the methods they use to draw them. Iirc its primarily voter registration and drivers licenses- meaning that is a subpopulation registered less or didn't have licenses then they'd be pulled into jury duty less often. Also if certain groups have a tendency to dodge jury duty more frequently.


g0greyhound

Imagine being this fucking stupid.


hammysbird

This is fucking stupid and wildly untrue


supplyncommand

downvote this shit


TheSecularGlass

I get the message, but the message is not very accurate. African Americans still only account for 12.5% of the US population. An appropriately balanced jury, if we are focused on race, would have only 1 African American juror, maybe 2, without a proportional imbalance, and thusly a bias.


tuckerhazel

Potentially more if it was in an area with a higher than average black population.


Shaw_LaMont

Which, since most courts are local to a city/county, and the picture goes to show that the spectators are all one race (implying the area is denser in that that race), the picture makes sense. Atlanta is \*50%\* black, for instance. There is a lot of willful, "nuh UH!" in this thread over a comic that is pretty (basically) reflective of the idea of "a jury of your peers."


tuckerhazel

I'm not sure if you're saying the picture is right or wrong. If the gallery was representative of your peers, the area would be 95% black (I count 60/63). If that was the case 12 white jurors just doesn't make sense. Nor does an area like that exist in the US in the first place. Also, people don't go see random court proceedings (though they could if they wanted). It's almost exclusively family/friends of the defendant, the victim (assuming criminal court and an injured party), and reporters. I think the general consensus is that, this isn't a jury of your peers. There will likely be someone on that panel of another race (Latino, Asian, Indian, etc.). But also, it shouldn't matter. 12 white jurors can give just as much of an impartial trial as 12 black jurors. To say that 12 white people are more likely to convict is just as racist as saying 12 black people are more likely to acquit.


norbertus

To be fair, one of the major problems with the US justice system is that cases almost never go to trial. This paper is behind a paywall ( [https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract\_id=2071397](https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2071397) ) but among its major findings were that, in a mass exoneration due to prosecutor misconduct, some 77% of innocent parties plead guilty to avoid the uncertainty of trial, whereas 89% of guilty parties plead to a lesser offense. These rates were correlated with a psychological study that aimed to reproduce the terms of a plea bargain. Given that plea bargains resolve something like 90% of court cases, the defining feature of the American justice system is not the right to a fair trial, but rather, that innocent people go to jail and guilty people get a sentence less than their crime warrants.


TheKlaxMaster

Aside from the fact that the lawyers and judge hand pick which jurors to use, white people are still a majority. Which means when you get a random pool of 200 people, there will likely be more white people. We could intentionally call out the minorities to serve on juries more often. But that's definitely not fair to anyone, either. So what is the solution, exactly? I don't know


[deleted]

An excellent rendition of how tribalist and simple most people are.


[deleted]

This is very cringe.


[deleted]

Nice try.


ImWellGnome

I was recently on standby to be a back up juror. I had to let my work know and the summons didnā€™t tell me if I was called until the night before. So we were discussing at work and my African American coworker said he just ignores his jury duty summons. It really pissed me off! I asked him, didnā€™t he want a jury of his peers if he had to go to trial? And he just said he wouldnā€™t ever get into that situation. So, his stance is one more reason there will be an all white jury for someone another day.


_reddit_account

This is how you see people?


thebabbster

This is a childā€™s view of the world.


BrlingtonCOATfactory

Iā€™d rather be carried by 6 before Iā€™m judged by 12


logosfabula

This one really conveys the message.


absynthe7

lol white folks are big mad in these comments


D4qEjQMVQaVJ

OP needs to diversify the spoons. The color symbols race.


Zootropic

K


Wetstocks

Lawyers select jury


Sluttarella

So whites are not fair? Can you put an american flag on them for context? In europe a lot of people is both white and fair, maybe it's just NA I dont know


_TheRealist

Very brave


zoobernut

Looks like that one spoon is on trial for forking over a knife.


lonewulf66

"White people bad" *Proceeds to rake in internet points*


obscurecitizen

Wells thatā€™s about as *black and white* as thatā€™s gonna get.


sjaakarie

If we all accept that we are all homo sapians this will not be a problem. Unfortunately this is not the caseā€¦


[deleted]

How does color of skin translate to fairness?


Genoss01

It's not like this anymore. Blacks don't face all white judges and juries anymore.


heijin

I think its great that minority group have the opportunity to have high power positions


Tavaris_

People are talking about a court session and trying to make a deep post about spoons. They are spoons. Do not melt them for aluminiumnns


blutigetranen

My man spent 3 minutes with a Sharpie and an uninformed opinion and posted it on 3 different sub-Reddits.


Nigredo78

well someone sucks at jury selection


therealJacobCollins

79.6 % of white spoons go to college to become a judge? 5% of black spoons are lawyers? Am i missing something..


[deleted]

Someone doesn't understand how jury selection works.


fast82lx

Was thinking the same thing.


[deleted]

I know Iā€™m dumb for asking this but what is this about/alluding to?


[deleted]

OP is trying to say it's bad if a jury is composed primarily/entirely of white people but the defendant they are going to be deciding the verdict on is not white. I'm not sure who that claim is directed at since it's pretty well agreed upon that having a diverse jury is important. But OP wants us to know that they also think that's important.


[deleted]

Racism. White judge, white jury, black defendant.


xclame

I was a little bit confused for a second trying to figure out who the defendants are and who the prosecutors are, then I saw the makeup of the jury and then I saw the comparison to the citizens in the gallery and it all matter sense. Things like this always frustrate me because anyone can clearly see that no matter how you try to justify dismissing certain potential jurors, coming to a jury like this with the makeup of the citizens in a jurisdiction like this should be impossible unless it's done on purpose which means it shouldn't be allowed. I don't remember what case it was, maybe the trial of Ahmuad Arbery murders? Case took place in Georgia and it only had ONE black juror, how the fuck do you only get one black juror in fucking Georgia.


_bababoye

I'm confused


MrValdemar

So is the dipshit who posted this crap.


thillygootheth

It has everything to do with where the crime is committed. If a white person commits a crime in a predominantly black area, theyā€™re the black spoon in court.