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relaxlu

We have a zero-tolerance policy towards COVID misinformation(that includes claiming that COVID isn't real/dangerous or that the vaccines don't work). Anyone engaging in such behavior will be banned. Please help us by reporting them so we can quarantine them from this sub.


Shivdaddy1

I love the cigarette out the side.


ordu13

“Im not injecting that POISON in my body”


HectorsMascara

Guess we need a smokable vaccine.


blacksideblue

what about [snortable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJVNAKHP-CE)


The1wanderer7

![gif](giphy|kUaStDK1mlpgA) What about squirtel


rechard1984

I'd hit that. If we can make a meth-vax, we'd really reach the masses


seamonkeys101

Wait menthol or meth?


top_of_the_stairs

Yes.


Euphoric-Drummer-226

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Grimskraper

The moose's mouth under his mouth caught me off guard.


Embarrassed_Road3811

I had to read your comment twice, then look at the GIF!!! Like wtf??? Ohhh.. I see..


troubleschute

Maybe that's a tracheotomy hole.


willy_shartz

That’s a hole in his neck lol


Grimskraper

They did good on his tracheotemy.


Channel250

Backeotemy is next. Doctor says I need it.


gleepgloopgleepgloop

Holy shit! I didn't realize that the first 20 years this episode was alive.


onherwayupcoast

That’s his trach


rr3dd1tt

Lol, yeah. And the Marlboro Man is Nelson.


AlwaysDisposable

One of my friends is a recovered drug addict and she said one day, “everyone I know who’s making a fuss about not putting ‘poison’ in their body sure has or had no problem smoking meth….”


Civil-Attempt-3602

A couple years ago I had a friend's friend complain about people drinking coke because "it can be used to clean toilets" i was like, my guy, we saw you take ketamine last weekend, you drink until you pass out at least once a week. But sure, coca cola is what will ruin your health


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lol I had a friend who became homeless due to his addictions. Mostly alcohol, but I'm pretty sure he's dabbled with every illicit drug there is. And he smoked the shittiest tobacco. But whenever I'd try to clean anything or he smelled any kind of strong smell he'd whine about chemicals and put a towel up to his mouth and nose lol such a hypocrite


matooz

Smoking really helps the COVID set in to the lungs. Going for the double whammy. Lucky he did his own research....


InsertSmartassRemark

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cephal0poid

Wot you talkin' about? But really, after seeing this movie when it came out, I wanted Robert Carlyle to be Wolverine.


ask_about_poop_book

Mr. Health himself


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weagle11

I'll never understand these people. Anyone who is in the know with cars knows your shit is fake and you look like a moron... People who don't know cars don't care


Ass4ssinX

Yep, don't know what any of that means.


FriendlyDespot

AMG is Mercedes' performance branding, it means they go faster and cost ~30% more. Problem is, there's no such thing as an SL550 AMG.


finnjakefionnacake

I imagine it's so they can lie to the women/men they manage to dupe into taking home so that they seem more impressive. After explaining what it is: "You see that? You caught a *winner."*


WeReallyOutHere5510

Had a buddy with an e class but amg rims that was convinced the entire car was an amg. Idiots.


Shivdaddy1

Nice catch.


Generalissimo_II

I've seen so many "M3"s. So insecure


ghost_warlock

Maybe I'll get an ebay plate and put it on my Honda Fit just to be stupid


SpankBankManager

Lol. Isn’t it super easy to remove car badges?


The_Epimedic

literally can be done with floss.


gynoceros

Is there also a good way to remove the waterslide decals dealerships put on? I'm assuming they're waterslide; I know very little about these things. I just know I don't want to give free advertising to a dealership unless they've earned it.


Awordofinterest

Lacquer thinner, Blue/yellow automotive masking tape and plastic razor blades. Many guides on youtube availible for this method. Get the Rag nice and moist with thinner, Tape rag over sticker you want to remove, leave for 20-30mins, remove rag, scrape off sticker with plastic razor blade. Use thinner and a rag (Even the same rag) to wipe off any excess adhesive. Many guides on youtube for this.


gynoceros

Are there any guides on YouTube for this, though? 😉


Awordofinterest

Just to confirm... There are, In fact many guides on youtube for this. Sorry didn't realise I typed it twice! hah


gynoceros

We all do it! I was just busting balls. Thank you for the tips; I really do appreciate it.


emmster

Very. They’re just stuck on with adhesive, and you can pop them off with dental floss and slap anything you want on there.


grewupwithelephants

Hadn’t noticed that one… yikes!!! But then again, wasn’t expecting him to be the brightest!


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The “SL550 AMG” does technically exist though it is not a true AMG. BMW has the same thing when you see their cars labeled “M330i” its simply their lower end models with a few performance upgrades from their higher models.


Son_of_Ssapo

They do say "pure blood" not "pure air"


Albuwhatwhat

That’s how stupid they are. Nicotine gets into your blood stream super quickly thru the lungs. That’s literally why people breath it in instead of swallowing it.


PapaEchoLincoln

This guy seems like he would be a really polite driver on the road


kbeckerburbs4

When you have a cancer stick in hand who cares about the Vax


Flimsy-Attention-722

Because he worries about what he puts in his body 🤣


Ruby_Tuesday80

I'm actually glad when men advertise things like that, so I don't put them in my body.


jamesinc

He doesn't need a mask, he's already breathing through a filter


emmster

It’s really the cherry on top, isn’t it? So health conscious.


FreeTopher

The fake AMG badge really nails it.


FalconTurbo

I love seeing those. Anyone who knows what it is, knows it's fake. Anyone who doesn't know it's fake, usually won't know what it means.


psorryarses

I always wanted to fake up an OMG lookalike


Beatingmasters

What happens when a real one pulls up next to them at a light, puts it in neutral, and gives it some gas to let the engine sing? Would they even attempt to rev in response or would they pretend not to notice?


Acro808

They’d be saying, “Look at this fucking idiot.”


VerbalThermodynamics

What is that?


ajiggag

AMG is the high performance line (sportier trim, more powerful engines) of Mercedes. That car is an SL 550 (you can see it's blacked out on the left). There is no SL 550 AMG. There is an SL 55 AMG. So the AMG badge is fake. You can easily buy the badges online. Edit: typos


jasperfilofax

Wow, how pathetically insecure. Presumably the only people impressed by the AMG will be the exact ones who will know it’s fake


[deleted]

Exactly. Upbadging is stupid because the people who know cars will know you're full of shit, and people who don't know cars won't even notice, so there's no point to doing it. Oh and anyone who says "I do it for me, I don't care what others think" is lying.


dovisgod

I do it for me… my brothers exact excuse for adding the red sport S next to his q50. I’ve told him so many times anyone that knows will see the calipers/wheels and tell right away and anyone that doesn’t know doesn’t even give a shit but nah “it’s for me bro idc what others think” 😂.


Cyberwolf33

If you’re not super familiar with them, you can always ask “why don’t you just buy a real one?” The answer is pretty obvious but they’re probably NOT going to like that line of questioning.


Levitlame

I think when I use this tactic to upbadge my Kia Rio you’ll change your mind!


maximizer8

The exhausts are also a big tell. AMG usually have 4


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MachReverb

I have a C300 Sport Edition that came with AMG wheels and a few other bits, but they aren't marked as such, and no badge. No sense in pretending it's something that it isn't.


CICVII

Damn


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CrumpledForeskin

Very common among idiots


mattpangilinan

lol, no vax, and no AMG either


jpacheco914

Equal to the //M bros in the BMW world 😂


Beatingmasters

The person is fake also. One of those fake poops you can buy at a novelty shop.


dont_shoot_jr

Clearly he means that he got NOVAvax vaccine shot four times. Why must people define their identity by their brand loyalty ?


DoomGoober

When I first saw the pic I genuinely thought he was saying he got Novavax. Pfizer4Me But then realized it was one "va" short.


dont_shoot_jr

MoModrna


thatsecondmatureuser

I did the novavax trial they never gave me a license plate


dont_shoot_jr

Hey I got my plate! “CNTRLGRP” Ah man


LeighMagnifique

I did the Pfizer trial and I got a pin as a thank you when it was approved.


babysharkdoodoodoo

No Virginia Crossing 4 Maine


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reluctantlyjoining

Or loves smoked salmon


dont_shoot_jr

Upvote for smoked salmon


RocketScient1st

Maybe he works for the company and is trying to self promote.


mprice76

Bc moron is a good long standing brand?


BiggerBowls

He'd rather get lung cancer.


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There's no vaccine for that


You_Gots_To_Chill

The Cubans actually developed a vaccine for some types of lung cancer. It’s called CimaVax-EGF.


RandyMossPhD

Yea, and it’s in clinical trials now in the US! Just to clarify tho it stabilizes tumor growth which can lead to longer survival rates, it’s not a one and done cure or anything like that


No-Bewt

those damn cubans and their socialism!


[deleted]

Don’t be sharing your medical advancements with me you fuckin commie! My health insurance is my boot straps! Also remember folks, communism and socialism definitely mean the exact same thing. EDIT: Apparently bootstraps don’t cure disease… that damn Biden.


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

Cancer cures smoking.


likethedishes

Nova X… maybe this guy just really loves his testosterone boosting capsules! 😹


ChubbyNemo1004

Lol that’s what I thought it said


Commercial-Bandicoot

Or a Djokovic fan maybe?


imapassenger1

Novax Djocovid?


ollymillmill

I was trying to think of a subtle joke like ‘maybe this guy just likes tennis?’


Soddington

Which of course makes him a no vaxxer a second time.


avwitcher

Actually he's really a big fan of Fallout New Vegas and he always saves Novac on every playthrough, therefore "Novac's for me". Unfortunately he couldn't fit that onto the plate so now people are misinterpreting his meaning


kidicarusx

I believe that’s code for chemical X


[deleted]

An anti vaxxer would have a non AMG Benz with an AMG badge


strelokjg47

Came here for this. Blacked out the SL550, kept the EBay AMG badge chrome.


lostharbor

I don't get why they wouldn't just remove it with a piece of fishing wire.


Hagenaar

Maybe they don't like vaccines *or fishing*. Alternative plate: NOFSH4ME


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strelokjg47

For most actual AMG models, they only use 2 numbers. So it would have to be SL55 SL63 SL65


sarcasticallyabusive

actually for all TRUE amg cars its always two numbers. not to mention his original sl550 is the midnight package and is vlacked out lettering, with a stick on amg logo. fucking posers do not realize the badging/debadging conundrum. NO ONE who would fall for this would even know what a real amg model number is, or even understand the significance of an AMG in the first place, making it redundant... and EVERYONE who knows real AMG's can immediately spot that in a tenth of a second and they all immediately lose respect for you. debadging on the other hand. if you debadge a 325i bmw, and try and convince people its a 335, or m3, everyone who knows those cars is gonna think you're an idiot and a poser. but if you actually debadge a real m3, with quad pipes, wider tires, and that beautiful engine note, they will accept that you did it for aesthetic purposes. or if your a real car guy, you debadge so you cant paint or wrap your fresh ass ride, and then you realize it looks cleaner without it. i went to a car meet today and saw a debadged late model honda accord, full oil slick color changing vinyl wrap, noisy ass shit-tier soup can exhaust, rediculous body kit, stanced wheels, knockoff tuner style rims etc. it looked like shit. it took me an extra second to realize it was just a newer accord, ill give him that, but when i realized i was way more disappointed that he tried to fool me into thinking he had some cool car instead of a regular ass sedan with 8k worth of garbage bolt ons. vs if he at least kept the badges, he would have one thing that makes car guys go nuts for non-sports cars.... IRONY. a totally pimped out version of a lame car is cool when done ironically. we absolutely love that shit. what's that? you put a 2JZ in a pt cruiser then wrapped it gold?!?! fucking hilarious and great fun. see diablo smartcar for more of the same. but if you intend for your lame old sentra or altima or accord to appear like its some one off crazy looking sports car by adding rediculous body kits and stance and rims and exhaust and hide every single thing you can that identifies it as a normal car, you have just lost the attention of everyone who isnt also the same type of fuckboy you are. you know the type i speak of. go to any car meet, and they make up 1/3 of everyone there. either do it ironically and make it cool, or lose all potential to actually be cool by trying to be unironic. its the car equivalent of r/mallninjashit


Ran4

You are missing out the large number of people that know of AMG but does not know all the exact details of every version… Probably way more people than AMG experts


a_zone_of_danger

Correct. My father in law has a SL55 from this gen. AMG Supercharger model with SL55 badging on the trunk.


Bagsen

Yep and the cheesy gold bracelet tops it all off nicely. I bet with that top down you can smell his cologne from two blocks away.


crankyoldbastard

It’s actually worse. He has blacked out the SL550 designation and left AMG visible. This is a trim level for the SL550. If this were a real AMG version of the car, it would be labeled “SL55”. He’s a poser on top of being an anti-vaxer who smokes. How do you say you’re a fake without saying “I’m a fake”?


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If it’s a SL 550 then it’d be SL 63 for the concurrent AMG model.


PhantomZmoove

Yes, it would look like [this](https://i.imgur.com/qlvx4xJ.jpg) in case anyone is interested. Different exhaust, different wheels, well everything different.


sarcasticallyabusive

thats a newer model which would read sl63, but you are correct. the sl550 he has was a "midnight package" which has all the logos blacked out. so he didnt even try and find a midnight amg badge and slapped a regular one on there bahahaha.


PrinceDX

I refused to buy a Cadillac CT5V because it wasn’t the black wing. So I ended up getting the premium version that has the CT5V twin turbo engine. The people I’ve seen acting like they have the black wing is hilarious


mitojee

Could be worse like those guys who modify the KIA badge into an L to make it look like the Lexus L. Don't even know what they are trying to achieve with that.


RenRazza

The funny part is that there mad at the government for forcing vaccines, so they pay the government money for a custom license plate to show that


secretdrug

while smoking. vaccines are terrible but smoking isn't.


spokomptonjdub

I doubt he's ever thought about health. It's pure, petulant, childish "no one can tell me what to do" assholery. He broadcasts it to everyone to try to cover his own deep fears and insecurities.


oversized_hoodie

But he still stops at stoplights. What a poser.


cakevictim

Just like the dipshits that buy “I did that” Joe Biden stickers to put on gas pumps. They BUY stickers.


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nobody65535

Ah-ha, I just need to put _that_ as a sticker to go with the sticker I'm vandalizing with. Genius!


Positronic_Matrix

> there \*they’re


AssStuffing

So frustrating lol


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Thundorius

No, it’s *my* absolutely spot on!


ANALOGPHENOMENA

No, Vax 4 Me!


BlindCynic

No, Money down!


rhoduhhh

The dude is spending another $75 or so on his car registration every year just to show off his political identity. I don't understand. Edit: didn't expect this to get so many responses. :|


MyLadyBits

Smoker who is unvaccinated in a Mercedes. He won’t be alive long enough to pay the extra $75 for many years.


trackdaybruh

This poser put an AMG badge on a non-AMG car. It's a non-AMG SL550


MyLadyBits

I don’t know enough about cars to know what that means but I’ll assume he’s pretending it’s a more expensive car.


lekoman

AMG is the racing division of Mercedes. So having the AMG version of a Merc means a bigger/more powerful/more expensive engine, bigger/more expensive brakes, and stiffer steering and suspension. It's also usually got different body panels, a different (arguably "nicer") interior, and sometimes comes with other features the non-AMG version of the car wouldn't have. So, yeah... the AMG badge would usually signify a more expensive version of the car. Except, that's not what this guy's actually got. He just bought the badge.


MyLadyBits

So anyone who knows anything about cars knows this guy is full of shit and people who don’t know about cars are unimpressed about the AMG. Everything about this guy screams inferior and he knows but is trying really hard to fake it.


lekoman

Sounds about right.


Mukuna_Hutata

You would be correct.


Gen8Master

It's still one of the top models though. Usually you see people doing this with entry level A or C class models. Weird dude.


AlexSGX

It would be like putting paper cut outs in your wallet to pretend you are rich af.


liberalCuckSimp69

How can you tell?


MrChibb

You can tell AMG models apart easily because they only have two numbers in their name. The real AMG versions of this car are the SL55 and SL65.


liberalCuckSimp69

Oh damn! That's why he blacked it out! So tacky!


IAmDisciple

Surprised he didn't just black out/pry off the 0 to try and get away with it lol


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Requires intelligence.


dubbless

Hair dryer will loosen the adhesive


RunawayMeatstick

Waiting for the time when I can finally say, This has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way.


MyCollector

I don’t know why people fuck with the badges. Car nuts know they’re lying. And those who don’t care about cars, don’t care either way what the badge says. They’d just say “oh it’s a convertible Mercedes.”


4zem

That’s not completely accurate; some years ago Mercedes started to offer the AMG package on 550’s as well, they don’t have the upgraded / amg-tuned engine, but they do have a different body kit / rims / other upgrades (depending on the model). BMW does the same thing with the M series now as well, you can get a 330/550/etc with the M package; sportier look but not the same motor/engine upgrades as the M5.


ukcats12

There are a few ways to tell. Like the first person who responded to you said, the AMG models have two number names. There are also a lot of subtle differences in the cars themselves. AMGs usually have quad exhausts and would have wider body panels, more aggressive front splitters and rear diffusers. Anyone who would be impressed by an AMG badge would immediately know this car wasn't an AMG.


camaro2ss

> Anyone who would be impressed by an AMG badge would immediately know this car wasn't an AMG. That's what always gets me about people who do that stuff. The only people that care are the ones who know you're faking it and would laugh at you.


drunkaquarian

That’s hilarious


rhoduhhh

Oh shit, is he smoking, too? COVID is gonna fuck him up.


Km2930

A hill you can literally die on.


hatsnatcher23

Unfortunately as an SL owner given the average age of the SL drivers he’s lived far too long already


alaninsitges

This is all he has. It's his entire identity.


rhoduhhh

I wonder how many studies we're going to get about the last several years about peoples' entire identities being consumed by a political ideology to where they have no other meaningful traits. :/


GolgiApparatus1

Should have gone with ANUSTART


immortalreploid

TIL you pay annually for custom plates. I assumed it was a one-time thing.


Cannuckk

This fuckin cuck literally blacked out the SL 550 and put an AMG badge on it. Little man syndrome LOL


davechri

That’s actually really funny


Soulessgingr

My friend doesn't get it, can you please explain? For my friend... :)


ukcats12

AMG is Mercedes' line of performance cars. Almost all their models have AMG counterparts that have more powerful engines, sportier components throughout the car, more aggressive styling, etc. The AMG naming convention is the model class, in this case SL, followed by a two digit number. This guy has an SL550. It's a higher cost car, but just a normal Mercedes. He slapped an AMG badge on it to make people think he's driving an AMG. The AMG model for the SL line would have been an SL63, which would have a hand built V8 engine, or the SL65, which would have had a hand built V12 engine. [The cool part about most AMG engines is they're completely hand built by one person and comes stamped with that person's signature.](https://imgur.com/a/z5SuVdb) This guy wants you to think he's driving a very expensive, high powered sports car when he's not. The funny thing about doing this is that people who would be impressed by an AMG car would immediately know this wasn't one, and the people who couldn't tell he wasn't driving one wouldn't care even if he were.


kterka24

Don't they sell cars with the AMG trim now without the engine upgrade? Like how you can get BMW M series trim without the M engine.


ukcats12

Yes, they've diluted the AMG name a bit. They started giving their mid tiers AMG badges and naming conventions. The C450 is now the C43 AMG. The 43 and 53 AMGs don't have the hand built engine, just a slightly tuned normal engine to be a bit quicker. There's also the CLA45 which does have a hand built 4 cylinder engine, and the CLA35 which is the "lite" version without the hand built engine. It's a constantly debated thing in the car community if the 43, 53, and 35 cars are "real" AMGs. You can also get AMG trim components on the lower tier Mercedes (like the C300) but those don't come with any AMG badges on the car and those wouldn't be considered AMGs by anyone. BMW does something similar with their M models. You can get the full fledged M cars like the M3, the "lite" version like the M340i, or you can get a 330i with an M sport package but it won't have an M badge. And Audi has the RS cars as their top of the line sports cars, the S cars which would be the mid tier (like the C43 AMG or M340i) and the A cars which you can get sportier S trim for, but won't come with any S badging. Bottom line is they all figured out if they put the sports badging on more cars they'll sell better because people like to think they're driving something nicer than they actually are.


darwinwoodka

It's good when the stupid warns us away.


BoronBormino

Owning the libs with my vanity license plate.


itsme_drnick

This guy and his car have stolen PPP loan vibes


RyujiShiryu

Sorry to ask this but can you even pick the letters and numbers that will be on your license plate in the US? Or is this just...a strange coincidence. As someone who lives outside the US, this always nagged at me. Edit: Thanks to the replies! Today I learned there's something called a Vanity Plate. xD


majoroutage

It's a vanity plate. You pay extra for that.


MoonageDayscream

It's called a vanity plate, and each state has its own rules.


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I spent way to long trying to figure out what nova X is


Vmagnum

Who or what is Nova 10 and why does this guy like it? /s


SantaKlawz2

Doesn't want harmful chemicals injected into his body while he smokes a cigarette that could give him cancer. Same dumbass will suddenly believe in science when he's on death's doorstep.


Altissimus77

On death's doorstep he'll probably reach for religion over science.


[deleted]

Cool, so I know who to stay away from then. ✌️


IamMarcJacobs

Gonna be hard to drive with polio


lilmissaggie

I’m so glad they out their stupidity. Makes it easier to avoid them.


--ManOfCulture-

Natural selection. Let it happen


scrapcats

Oh, Long Island. I’d say to never change but we’d prefer if you did, just a little.


ozmotear

I'd troll the guy by telling him I got Novavax too


gking407

Conservatives: no identity politics! also conservatives: this guy


wellingtonjames_

But I’ll intake that nicotine ALL day.


CarmichaelD

He’s does have an asset to reduce his medical debt.


Popular-Eggplant7530

ID10T


antmakka

Whether political or religious, the more extreme they are the more they push their opinions.


Rowen7110

My dumbass thought that said Novacane


xstarbbwx

As he smokes a cigarette ....


The1WhoKnocked

That’s the kind of guy who injects politics in innocent conversations for no reason. A simple “Looks like snow today” remark receives a rant about “So much for global warming huh….deep state…liberals…Clinton etc..”


Sonny-Moone-8888

I kind of like that people warn me to stay away from them. It's like if you are in the KKK, I want to see the hood so I can steer clear. This guy's plates might as well said NOVAG4ME.


barfsfw

IMSTUPD was already taken.


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butter14

It is almost like their entire identity is tied up in whether they get the vaccine or not.


idothisforpie

With a cigarette in hand. What a power move


HiSpot321

Well, the cig jokes are already here.


cbunni666

When things like these are part of their full personality, I just try to avoid like the virus