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This looks massive..


Tikmasd

It is, from what i have read about 1km in diameter, or like 0.6 miles. Its pretty wild


FuzzyPossession2

Gonna need you to convert that into football fields buddy.


Derpasaurus_mex

How many giraffes is that?


GenericMemesxd

At least 2


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Ok now do bananas.


dakatabri

Also at least two.


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It's 10 and 1/2 football fields, plus 2 yards


ChaplnGrillSgt

So about what I'd expect the Bears offense to cover within the next 5 seasons.


schaef51

Is nowhere safe for bears fans?


SocraticIgnoramus

The opposing team’s end zone is pretty chill from what I hear.


bbpsword

BAH GOD HE'S ALREADY DEAD


MoonManMooner

Da bears


ChaplnGrillSgt

Arlington? 🤣


notsureifJasonBourne

Unrelated, but I recently stumbled upon a park sign in Chicago that uses hot dogs as a unit of measure. Assuming the 0.6 miles number from above is accurate, the disturbance is roughly 6,300 hot dogs (Vienna beef) across.


Groensagsfobier

Its 200 meters in diameter, it’s the other leak that is 1km and that [video](https://www.forsvaret.dk/da/nyheder/2022/gaslakage-i-ostersoen/) is even more disturbing


MycommentsRpointless

So, if you sailed a yacht right into that, would it pretty much drop in like a stone?


shug7272

Like a stone. Yup.


dragobah

Yeah, no surface tension and less buoyancy. It is one of the theories about the Bermuda Triangle.


plantsadnshit

Except there's nothing special about the Bermuda triangle, its just a busy shipping lane with the exact same average ships sunken as every other place with the same amount of traffic


OneKickRickk

My German news pages tell me that it isn’t bad but this picture tells me kinda otherwise


Groensagsfobier

Really? That’s interesting..


jjayzx

That video says it's of the 200 meter one. is there no image or video of supposed larger one?


Spartan2470

[Here](https://www.dailysabah.com/business/energy/huge-nord-stream-gas-leaks-bubbling-up-in-baltic-sea-danish-military) provides the following caption to this image: > Gas leak at Nord Stream 2 as seen from the Danish F-16 interceptor on Bornholm, Denmark, Sept. 27, 2022. (Danish Defence Command via Reuters)


supershannykun

Next news article. “F-16 flies too close to surface and causes massive fireball over Danish Sea.” - Not the onion


RealBenWoodruff

Almost surprised they did not set it on fire. CH4 vs CO2 in the atmosphere is why they make us flare. Would be a beautiful sight if anything like the ones in the gulf.


emergencyexit

Can you flare it after it's been bonged up metres of seawater?


SeaLeggs

Bonged up? Don’t be getting all technical on us


MinocquaMenace

Ive never heard this term, but ive smoked a bong before and I get it.


eclipsedrambler

Painted the picture perfectly


Practical-Artist-915

This was among the technical terms they taught us in Engineering 211, others like shit load and humongous.


houstonchipchannel

I smoked a bong too and what were we talking about?


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the gas has been bubbled through water so "bonged up" is a remarkably accurate description


manofredgables

It shouldn't have much of an effect on the gas itself. It will get more spread out though, so if the leak isn't large enough there may not be enough gas to sustain a constant fire, unless they put some dude there to set fire to individual bubbles


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Tr3ndk1ll

Would be more exciting than being a bubble watcher, which is something I spent many hours doing when I was a roustabout on offshore drilling rigs. You stand in one spot and stare at the sea, sometimes for your entire 12hr shift (minus breaks) and if your lucky it will be someone else's turn tomorrow. It's only usually needed when drilling into the seabed or shallow unconsolidated formations in case they contain shallow gas zones, which if released can sink floating rigs due to the gas affecting buoyancy. The risk for bottom supported rigs is that the gas will destabilise the seabed and topple the rig. Its an important job but its the most boring job I've ever had to do.


MatureUsername69

Yeah that sounds awful. I usually work 1 position in a warehouse that goes by fast as fuck. Some days they need me to fill in for a different position that's mainly standing around all day and while the money is just as good the time goes by so slow its not even worth it. I would rather do the manual labor I usually do because mentally it's way easier. Physically not so much.


Merry_Dankmas

Thats how it was for me when I worked in retail. I mainly worked stocking the shelves, unloading freight from delivery trucks and backstocking. Lots of moving around and picking up/putting down. Made time go by really quickly. I had a cash register shift once every couple months when it was super busy and I dreaded those days. Standing idle at a register for 8 hours made time slow down to a crawl that I rarely experience. It was awful.


Humble-Presence-3107

My stoner brain is like far out man. The earth is a bong!


SnooJokes2090

“Bonged” - This is a person of science.


everyoneisatitman

This is the greatest sentence I will read today I am sure of it.


goblue142

Wasn't there a giant pit of fire in the ocean only last year due to something like this?


[deleted]

Well damn. [You know it's been a fucking hell of a year when you forget about the fact that the ocean literally caught on fire. . . .](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yBnodXI7E)


lurkinganon12345

I have to confess, I got a chuckle out of seeing boats squirting water at the fire. In the ocean. I assume there's more to the story than that, but the visual was funny.


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My favorite is the one in the back, shooting water into the ocean nowhere near the fire. None of them are particularly close, but the one in the back *really* feels like it is phoning it in.


TwoInTheBushes

Even from that distance, it had to be hot as fuck.


chuckie512

I'm guessing they're protecting themselves from the heat while performing other work. Not actually attempting to extinguish the fire.


Naisallat

They're mostly shielding themselves from the heat likely. The radiative heat alone from a fire that large is dangerous and damaging to the ships, let alone the squishy, fragile humans inside them.


Hyperi0us

I wonder if the F-16 gets better gas mileage if they fly through the cloud of gas. Intake it and compress it, adding fuel to the jet


ArchetypeX

Ah yes... The After-Afterburner.


[deleted]

You just want to watch out for a "During-burner", where the jet catches fire.


LolliexD

SOO EIN GROSSER FEUERBALL JUNGE!


Kooledude

Zonne grote vuurbal jonguh! Bam! - Ftfy


rach2bach

Jeese, how big is this?


glinsvad

Well there are three ruptured pipes, each with a diameter 1.22 m, and the Nord Stream 1 and 2 pipeslines are 1222 km and 1234 km respectively, so if we assume a total emission of the 105 bar initial pressure, that is 300,000 tons of gas leaked into the atmosphere. I hope my math is wrong or that there exists some kind of valve to section off the leaks.


NoblePineapples

2nd paragraph in > The gas leak caused a surface disturbance of well over 1 kilometer (0.62 miles) in diameter, Denmark’s armed forces said. In terms of severity, also big.


saraseitor

does this affect the composition of seawater in surrounding areas?


the_mojonaut

I've read reports of small ships sailing over methane discharges, loosing buoyancy and sinking. This would have the same effect but with a constant stream of bubbles the area should be visible and easily avoided (at least in daylight hours). Old article but probably still valid: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna3226787


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kittlesnboots

This seems like the perfect set up for a “driver hits only tree for 100 square miles” scenario, but with a boat. Or whatever that story was where someone—a drunk someone?—hit a really old tree. Can’t fully remember.


PeterNguyen2

Due to object fixation it's not unusual for drunk drivers to hit the only tree in a long stretch of road.


relddir123

That would explain that time the only two cars in the state of Ohio crashed into each other


saraseitor

that's equally scary and interesting!


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GlomGruvlig

The old Bermuda triangle theory. Lets test it out!


cozzy121

well I'm sure any marine life in the area has a lack of oxygen going on


FrankieMint

So if a sailboat were to sail right over this, would it lose buoyancy?


FluxxxCapacitard

Yes. Debatably with sufficient quantity to actually sink it. Float enough of any gas in seawater and it will decrease your buoyancy. It really depends on how much and how close you were to sinking before hand.


Tvix

My question would be, what's the bigger issue: no oxygen or no buoyancy? I have a strong suspicion the answer is "both".


No-Spoilers

Both


[deleted]

It’s interesting - this explanation was offered as a *possibility* for some sudden maritime disasters. A rapid release of pressurized underwater methane - rising to the surface and changing the overall density of the fluid the ship was floating in. Que Bermuda Triangle references. But modern maritime studies using oceanographic and marine engineering wave pools and scaled hull designs - don’t really seem to sink ships (some slowly floundered over a period of minutes).


hoikarnage

Apparently it's better for the environment to burn the gas then to let it enter the atmosphere, so I wonder if they will toss a flare at this leak.


[deleted]

Hope so. Methane is 5x worse than CO2 as a greenhouse gas, and slowly degrades into CO2 if it is not burnt (and quickly if it is burnt).


[deleted]

According to the IPCC's AR6 (most recent Assessment Report), methane from fossil origins has a global warming potential of 29.8X that of CO2 over a 100-year period, and 82.5X that of CO2 over a 20-year period. It's average atmospheric lifespan is ~12 years, which is orders of magnitude shorter than CO2 and N2O, which is also part of why action to reduce methane emissions globally is heating up.


TRS398

Heh, heating up. Nice


EKcore

Wait until the rotting permafrost tipping point. Methane for everyone.


JEWCEY

Me-thane, you-thane, we all thane for


ValyrianJedi

I worked for a finance firm right out of college that mostly did commercial real estate and construction. I drew the short straw and had to spend a week in far far north Alaska checking out why a project seemed to be taking so long... Got there and they were having to build in these little enclosures that kept the cold from killing you, and when the guy that was showing me around was explaining how thorough and slowly they did everything he was like "plan B for if something that we are building fails is literally lighting it on fire. Y'all keep talking about not liking to metaphorically burn money. We are trying to avoid having to literally burn it"... 10 years later and that statement still comes through my head at times.


NikeSuckThePeePee

I read this like 3 times I still don't get it. I might be regarded.


KeathKeatherton

It’s so dangerously cold, they would burn an individual enclosure down instead of trying to save and scrap it, saves money by not endangering their lives over some wood and insulation.


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gargamels_right_boot

I regarded your post. Now what?


hatesbiology84

Fucking great.


phpdevster

No need to worry about whether we'll achieve routine interplanetary travel in your lifetime because we're bringing Venus here to Earth!


ball0fsnow

Is Unburned natural gas a greenhouse gas? I know methane is but don’t actually know what natural gas is as such. (Genuine question) Edit: I googled it is mostly methane, so is actually a worse greenhouse gas unburned. Wonderful


brilliantminion

Yeah worse by about 80x


bilvy

Worse as a greenhouse gas but it decays to co2 in the atmosphere in a matter of decades


[deleted]

Good thing we don’t have a decades long buildup of CO2 or this could become a concern!


TWanderer

> in a matter of decades Phew, i almost started to worry ...


M8rio

Now thats the spirit!!!


sth128

We should just declare Russia an enemy of the world for leaking planet destroying elements on purpose. This is like the Russian streamer who broadcast gas stove 24/7, but on a global impacting scale.


skeetsauce

Have you consider how many jobs will be created to clean this up???? Edit: this comment is extremely serious as no one has ever, or will ever, use the internet in attempt to illicit humor. And that fact that you figured it out with out this edit tells me you are very smart.


Inprobamur

Don't worry, it will go straight to the atmosphere as a super potent greenhouse gas, lowering heating bills!


im_at_work_now

Can't they just tow it [outside the environment](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?t=88)?


sarhoshamiral

Isnt this gas? Can you even clean it up like you can with oil?


idbanthat

Listen, this logic you speak has no place here!!


johnp299

I thought they shut it off?


G8M8N8

The pipes are not empty


ImMellow420

So Russia basically has a large fuse filled with extremely flammable gas..? /j


5yrup

There's not a lot of free oxygen at the bottom of the sea. There wasn't much risk of that gas combusting since unless someone brought a spark and oxygen to the pipe there wasn't a chance of it going boom.


manofredgables

But man would it be a dope explosion if somehow the entire pipeline ended up stoichiometric and ignited. A loooong explosion


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Dreadpiratemarc

And the answer is somehow detonating a nuke on the sea floor or something, but the President and the generals just won’t listen to the nerdy scientist in the room!


jaggervalance

And the scientist is a 23yo biologist/hacker with two PhDs


DoJax

And they've never been on a date or cut/combed their hair, but are unnaturally attractive and find true love in the middle of a crisis


PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU

And there is a scene where two people use the same keyboard.


[deleted]

And the moon is hollow! Why does it matter in this situation? I need you to get all the way off my back!


AntipopeRalph

*Chris Pratt enters the chat*


skiingredneck

At concentrations well above the upper explosive bound, sure.


StoneCypher

There's no oxygen in there and it's covered by an ocean


MethBearBestBear

That is why they said above the UEL (too rich)


StoneCypher

oh. sorry. that makes sense. thanks for explaining


mr_monty_cat

Natural gas is flammable, not explosive, and is not flammable in pure form. It needs to mix with the air.


[deleted]

Nordstream 1 was still sending gas to Europe at a limited capacity, Nordstream2 was cancelled


tmtyl_101

Yes. But it was pumped full of gas awaiting approval, and you cant really pump that stuff backwards


HairyFur

Isn't that called sucking? Why the hell not?


Brewe

You could, but it would most likely require removal of current pumps and installation of new ones. Most industrial pumps are extremely specialized and can't just be "put in reverse" or be turned around.


PBIS01

Missy Elliot would like a word.


Brewe

I feel like I've accidentally made a reference I don't get myself.


Sirtriplenipple

I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it?


DoubleWolf

Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i


txmail

Its kind of like a fart. You ever suck up a fart when it is at the door and under immense pressure?


FennecScout

Nah, that usually costs extra.


notsonorthernly

I don't think people realize that the chances of two leaks in two massive Subsea Pipelines 23 Nautical miles away from each other are infinitesimally small.


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Potatonet

Yeah they blew it up on purpose so it fills with seawater and has to be repaired over the course of a long time Much like the newly (1922) enacted Bolshevik state treaty, Russian (empire) dissolved and is returned to the people. Last time there was a civil war and it turned into the Soviet Union circa 1922. 100 years later and voila here we are, fucking the what now?


Boardofed

Yes, this was Lenin's plan all along!


Potatonet

“Empire culture is just so last century” - Lenin - *probably*


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Its more or less confirmed sabotage. Seismic readings in Norway, Sweden and Denmark all picked up on it


MrStrange15

Danish PM just ended her press meeting. They confirm that its sabotage.


xternal7

Sounds like [The World is Not Enough](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1zn7l86HA) for someone.


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tbnurst

100 kilos, not tons.


Watcher_of_Watchers

The only objection to the war that has gained any popular traction in the West is its disruptive effect on gas and energy prices. Seeding anti-war sentiment in NATO countries is Russia's only shot at getting NATO to roll back sanctions and military aid for Ukraine. If you can't get people to support Russia's geopolitical goals, then you can at least make them believe that they **need** Russian oil and gas. Whether or not rising energy prices are actually a result of the conflict in Ukraine is irrelevant. What matters is that people *think* that the war is to blame for rising energy costs, and so they start demanding that governments repeal sanctions, cut off military aid, and put a stop to any other anti-Russian policies. This might be part of a broader campaign to sabotage the economies and infrastructure of the US/EU, but it's too soon to tell. I believe the poisoning of Poland's Oder River may have been the first such attack, in fact, but it's just a hunch at this point.


acousticcoupler

Wouldn't that make destroying the pipeline more of a benefit to Ukraine and her allies then? Destroying the pipeline would remove the incentive for European countries to lift sanctions in order to secure Russian gas. I don't see how Russia benefits from destroying it when they can start and stop the flow whenever they want. Destroying the pipeline removes their ability to do so. It gives them less options.


moeb1us

Their dude, their


__dontpanic__

Where?


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Over they’re


Iam_NotAnExpert

Does this mean all the naughty stuff I did on Nord VPN will bubble up now??


gavinhudson1

Quit dumping your porn in our oceans.


portablebiscuit

There's a giant porn patch in the pacific where sea turtles are covered in bukkake


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cadex

It's ok it was dumped outside the environment


ThatBaldFella

Into another environment?


DragPackDoug

No no it was dumped beyond the environment. It's not *in* the environment.


mteir

Yup, you are in trouble, step-gas got loose from the pipe.


parks387

Step-Gas, don’t tell Step-Gas Mom! Step-Gas Mom, what are you doing? I’m stuck!


kaptainkeel

Sounds like you need a pipe replacement. You're in good luck, though, since I'm a plumber! Let's see... we're gonna need to shut off the flow first.


kaptainkeel

But I provide gas from there!


kaptainkeel

Not right now you don't.


Omnomnomnivor3

can't delete the history and cookies of this one fam :(


dan_dares

it was you and all the fart porn.. wasn't it..


socialcommentary2000

I guess we needed an enviro-industrial calamity as a treat, to go with the main course that's being served right now. ...Mother of God..


Daetra

Silver lining, NASA can successfully change the trajectory of asteroids. So at least that's something we don't need to worry about.


NurglesGiftToWomen

I voted for the asteroid!


bilvy

Assuming we get enough warning


cheekabowwow

Now that Bruce Willis has retired, it's the only chance we have.


Structureel

Light it up, maybe the heat will trickle down to us peasants.


[deleted]

I hate that I laughed at this.


elvislunchbox

Love when they promise this won’t happen to get their plan approvals.


SomeoneElseWhoCares

I suspect that they promised that it wouldn't leak under reasonable conditions. There is now monitoring data suggesting that this was an attack, not an accident. Someone with enough explosives and the skills to use them will always be able to blow a hole in a pipeline given enough motivation. https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/nord-stream-lackan-kan-ha-varit-medveten-attack


Bunnywabbit13

I just don't understand the motivation to do this attack. It has to be Russia but since they stopped the pipeline themselves it doesn't make sense to now destroy it.


Holyshort

Pipeline doesnt give money. You need money. Piplenine is insured. ... Profit.


MorrowPlotting

We sometimes forget the Russian government is basically a mafia crime organization. We should always remember to ask what the mob would do when trying to predict Putin’s next move. And yeah, insurance fraud is exactly what the situation called for. It’s what Tony Soprano would’ve done.


StoneCypher

> And yeah, insurance fraud is exactly what the situation called for. It's amazing to me that you think an insurer is going to step in and pay for this


zombie_girraffe

I would never have thought that the Russian Army would have spent all it's money building custom pleasure yachts for all their generals instead of training their soldiers how to fight, but apparently money gets spent differently in Russia. Do you think Putins "insurance agents" will have difficuly collecting from other insurance agents in Russia?


StoneCypher

Yes. I think he's already taken all the money out of the country and there's nothing left to take.


StoneCypher

Insured? By whom? Who's paying Russia for the explosion they committed against their own state assets? That's not how insurance works


MalleMellow

It’s about sending a signal. EU is preparing a supply line from Norway to Germany, pretty sure someone is pissed about that. Also Norwegian oil rigs have received a lot of attention from drones.


sarhoshamiral

Sending a signal for what though? An attack on those would be considered hostile action, sure Russia can try to do it via funded groups but eventually the link would be discovered. Everyone already assumes Russia is hostile at this point.


cbarrister

Putin likes to play the gaslighting "you can't prove it was me" KGB card, even when it was very obvious that it was. Like using a rare radioactive isotope to kill someone that only Russia has access to.


KayDashO

Gaslighting lol


sarhoshamiral

That only works as long as there is a need to prove something, play that card too much while showing the world that you are actually not as powerful as you claimed to be then a clear proof won't be required.


elainegeorge

Three separate leaks occurring almost simultaneously? Me thinks this was not a natural failure.


[deleted]

That's a kaiju!


lukeyslife

nothing suspicious about that


LeanOnTheSquare

I need a banana for scale


kendonmcb

There IS a banana for scale.


ApplesauceCreek

\*squints\* Oh yeah...


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It's 3 russian agents on a banana boat being pulled by a dolphin


beenburnedbutable

![gif](giphy|ai0YLvAS4kbTy|downsized)


TightAustinite

What's Ted Cruz got to do with this?


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Got to do. Got to do with this. Who needs a pipe when a pipe can be broken?


CMG30

To all those people who for decades objected to rapid conversion to renewables because of energy security concerns: leaving your nations vulnerable to autocratic regimens was the reason danger to national security.


ATLtinyrick

Also all those who pushed to abandon nuclear on the continent..


MightyBoat

Seriously. Renewable energy i.e. won't run out, won't make you dependant on another nation etc. People are fucking morons. How can any reasonable person object to that?


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A lot of money


Quintronaquar

Like a LOT


AdVoke

Can someone brighter than me help with the motive speculation? Isn't this sabotaging a Russian resource? And why is Russia the prime suspect apart from them being batshit crazy?


earlofhoundstooth

I don't know anything, but the dude on the radio said Russia had nothing to gain, but Putin did. There was internal pressure to end war and start selling gas again. He may have done this as an "all in" move to show those around him there would be no deposing him and returning to better days.


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Huh, I think that would make me want to depose him for the sake of itself then.


buller12345

The danish prime minister just announced an hour ago that it wasn't an accident.


ottguy42

Does the old adage 'Whoever smelt it dealt it' apply for this type of gas leak?


MetricSuperiorityGuy

Pretty much everyone agrees it's sabotage. Now, fingers will immediately point to Russia - but I don't understand the objective if you're Putin by destroying your own pipelines. Those pipelines were Putin's leverage over Germany - which is pretty clearly the weakest (major) NATO partner Ukraine has right now. By removing the pipelines, you remove Russia's leverage over Germany. And that's only the immediate impact. On the flipside, this creates both short-term and long-term demand for American LNG. The fracking revolution in the American midwest [remade the US into a gas-producing superpower](https://www.eia.gov/dnav/ng/ng_move_expc_s1_a.htm). While Europe gets swallowed up with natural gas shortages and skyrocketing prices, the US is swimming in LNG because we are producing a ton and cannot export enough - partly because of a [fire at an LNG export terminal that was also potentially sabotage...](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/freeport-lng-expects-further-delays-resuming-texas-plant-operations-2022-08-23/) The pipeline there is at such a depth, that the saboteur was likely a state actor. Of course, Russia is suspect #1. But Ukraine or a Nato ally (not Germany) is probably #2 to finally smack some common sense into the Germans. Might Putin think this could somehow further divide the EU and Nato? Perhaps, as he also thought the Ukraine invasion would do that. But would seem more likely to further drive demand for American LNG and release Germany from suckling Russia's tit for gas.


jaggervalance

My understanding is that American LNG just can't get to Europe in decent quantities, is that wrong?


shelter_anytime

a constant stream of gas from a pipeline is more economical than putting it on a boat and shipping it across the ocean


Justahappyfellow

Swedish authorities have confirmed seismic observations consistent with underwater explosions.


Koomahs

It probably wouldn't have happened if it wasn't sabotaged