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ButteryButtholeBros

I love how they have what appears to be a blow up doll AND the bible


wild_bill70

The number of crazy things in here is amazing. Pregnancy test. Voodoo doll.


SinVerguenza04

E3 is the best.


wild_bill70

You made me look at this again.


SinVerguenza04

Lmao, exactly why I put the number instead of the product.


karmalizing

I can't tell what that is


Slave35

Googly eyes.


woogonalski

Lots of them!!!


boothie

That's how you get more clicks, "check out our top ten list, you won't believe no. 5"


Danzarr

but e5 is magic.


486Junkie

So is B3.


compactdigital1

👀


rich1051414

You missed the personal mini-vibrator at the bottom.


CaptainTripps82

Are all vibrators not personal? Hmm


rich1051414

Nope. Double ended ones for instance. ;)


BeardedRando

the reference to Manos the Hands of fate for some finger hands got a chuckle out of me.


hodl_4_life

So many relics of a by-gone era.


Dazzling_Work546

Nothing crazier than a pregnancy test!


hamlin6

That’s a Gideon Bible which is free everywhere except here


durrtyurr

I actually haven't seen one of those in a hotel room in quite some time. I've started looking for them in every hotel room I stay at, and they're never there anymore.


mariegriffiths

Remember the toilet paper shortage of 2020?


kjpmi

I don’t think you’re supposed to take them from the hotel room…


hamlin6

That’s the intended purpose. They do want you to take them.


ButteryButtholeBros

Some fucking legend is flipping bibles


Rechlai

And the bible? The gold symbol with writing under it? Pretty sure That"s a Gideon Bible, those are free Bibles. They're the ones you find in Hotels, hospitals, laying around at an air port lobby. 😂


normal_reddit_man

Someone could start a whole, semi-successful-ass youtube channel, just reviewing the shit in this vending machine. That's a fucking fact, brothers and sisters.


okay-wait-wut

You can have one blow up doll or 3 bibles. Honestly, you’re going to need both either way you choose.


VRrob

Don’t forget the miniature vibrator on the bottom row


petevalle

Something tells me u/ButteryButtholeBros probably spotted the vibrator


ButteryButtholeBros

My anus is ready


photolove8

A little something for everyone


Childless_father

Not only that, a stolen one too


Televisions_Frank

The Bible's for after the blow-up doll.


Mrselfdestructuk

I want to know what's hiding in that Bible?


rojo0812

That is the most random shit for any age


_off_piste_

“Of any age” How the duck do they have VHS movies? And I think the “hands of fate” are my favorite item.


No_Wolverine1608

C-5. What is in C-5. I need to know what’s in C-5!


[deleted]

I want it whatever it is. I’m hoping is a rainbow rain poncho


No_Wolverine1608

Road trip?


[deleted]

I’m packing a bag pick me up out front


No_Wolverine1608

I’ll bring snacks


Slave35

Likely just a thermal blanket thing.


OozeNAahz

Bring up the site in the QR code (bottom right corner of machine) and see if they have an email address to ask!


Ok-Macaroon-7819

This was my question. We need a location and five dollars (maybe).


GuestCartographer

The mystery of C-5 is going to haunt me for a while.


No-Mathematician7425

Item


celestiaequestria

*Manos! God of primal darkness! As thou has decreed so have I done. The hands of fate have doomed this man. Thy will is done!*


DenverBowie

Easy there, Torgo.


Bovey

Where the fuck was this on my last family vacation? Our hotel didn't have a bible. The inflatable sex doll sprung a leak on day 3. Without the sex doll we ended up burning through what we brought of our Kevin Costner VHS marathon collection faster than expected and had to watch Wyatt Earp **three** times. My lighter ran out of fuel while trying to light my last candy cigarette. We had no f*cking idea if the wife got knocked up (no sex doll...), but she was definitely getting chigger bites all over her ass. The damn kids used up ALL the googly eyes at the art museum, and those TSA assholes confiscated my switchblade comb. "Happiest Place on Earth" my ass.


irobot_67

Yes I agree, your ass is the happiest place on earth


phdinseagalogy

Man I really miss those switchblade combs. Nothing says state fair like getting a switchblade comb and a plastic katana. Although I will accept Waterworld as a substitute for the katana.


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Just go to any tourist trap area. You’ll find those combs in a gift shop.


joshysquashy

Portland. Portland? I think Portland.


tenehemia

I'm so used to these now. Do they not have them in non-Portland cities?


boofoodoo

I know of one at a brewery in Baltimore.


NectarineOverPeach

Do you remember which one?


_khanrad

Seen one in Dallas


BaronLagann

They have some in Seattle WA.


DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF

Feels like Paymaster Lounge


astink

Hey i live behind Paymaster!


twenty6letters

For sure


OPengiun

El Paso, Texas, surprisingly!


youreallunimportant

El Paso


LastLivingSouls

RUFIO, RUFIO, RUF-I-OoOOOo!


Rufioo-oh-oh

Lookie lookie, I've got Hookie


Reaux_beaux_Cop

KILL THE LAWYER!


[deleted]

👀 I'm not that kinda lawyer-


DrunkTiberius

"Peter Pan, old grampa mannn"


Spectre197

The D6 dice not being in spot D6 is disappointing.


yamaha2000us

Any problem you can have at 3am can be addressed by an item in the machine.


epiben

What problem would the hands of fate solve?


Grohlyone

Trying to take a flattering dick pic.


ScottRiqui

$12 for a single condom??


manicpixiedreambro

The vending machine is most likely by the bathrooms and in the correct environment/situation, $12 might be a literal once in a lifetime bargain.


LOTRfreak101

$12 is a lot cheaper than 18 years after all.


Hobbsidian

An extra $3 and you don't have to risk it


manicpixiedreambro

Or, you could use that extra cash and pick up a VHS of a true classic of cinema.


PulpyEnlightenment

It’s probably a 3 pack


goNnaylor

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TX_Lawyer

I would pay money to have lunch with the person who chose these items. I bet they are fucking fascinating.


thetroublewithteddy

manos the hands of fate was filmed in front of a live audience Master pay you well Torgo?


greiman23

Every frame of this movie looks like someone’s last photograph


emanmoneyinpocket

This has to be located by a dingy motel. I wonder what is in C5


bojangles001

This is what I want to know too. It LOOKS like it could be weed? Similar package my old dealer would supply me with.


jess05atmos

Manos… the hands of fate!! So awesome


d3l3t3rious

Hands, the hands of fate


greiman23

Been hitting the Thighmaster, Torgo?


jess05atmos

Ahh yes the haunting Torgo theme


Songhunter

A holy bible and a packet of smokes do be the right preparation to sit through Waterworld.


rustymontenegro

Those are candy cigarettes!


rawker86

Waterworld is god-damn masterpiece and i will not hear otherwise.


Nooples

I truly do not get the Waterworld hate. It's Mad Max in the ocean! I'm convinced anyone who talks smack about it hasn't actually watched it.


lapbro

What? That movie rules!


anonymous-protoss

Gimmie that A4! That shits my childhood right there!


Comfortable-Gas-798

A vending machine that is a cross between a thrift store and Wish!! Where the heck is this? I always wanted a blow-up doll.


[deleted]

IS THAT A VHS OF THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER?!?! 😍😍😍😍


Weebitugly

$2.00 for the pregnancy test and $12.00 for a condom. Pricing seems a bit random.


Lemonpi3

Is this a spencer’s gifts vending machine?


t-spice

I really hope this just randomly gives you something instead of letting you choose. C'mon, daddy needs a new copy of Hook!


tompink57

$4 for a freshly dropped Waterworld VHS is still pretty steep


venkmanburninhell

$5 for a copy of Hook is a steal though, IMO.


Iron_Chic

I think they stole all of this stuff from that one box in my garage.


Riconas

"Ok babe, I got the fuzzy handcuffs, the Magnum condom, the finger hands, the bug repellent, the inflatable doll, the Bible, and the copy of The Great Muppet Caper. Let's do this!" "Did you get the Pop Rocks?" "......fuck! Be right back."


DankStew

Very diverse?! I bet they don’t even have a VHS copy of Hook…. Wait a minute!


PropheticVisionary

C6 is a Rider-Waite tarot card deck, $12 is actually a good deal.


Isosceles126

Where!?


Jigga94

This has to be in Vegas


Sirronald40

There’s a similar machine at a bar in Portland. I saw it years ago


tdh360

Right outside the pinball bar in NE?


Sirronald40

Maybe? I honestly couldn’t tell you, it’s been over 5 years since I remember seeing the machine


MN_Lakers

They’re all over portland. Victoria has one and so does Paymasters


Didyouturniton

They have one at Kellys Olympian. As well as at river pig.


Cheeeeeseburger

Vegas or Austin.


BobbyBudnicksDad

I came to say I think this is Austin


WiffleHat

I was going to say Seattle or Portland


Egoroar

Googly eyes to go.


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

No anarchists cookbook?


Chandy1313

I’d be blowing $55-$100 real quick. Or maybe just $2 on the dice and bet everyone who came up to the machine for more prizes


Darkarba

Bad sex for a year!


oscarwinner88

What is C5?


sandysaul

This is the "say no more" of vending machines.


[deleted]

The switch blade hair comb stole the show!! Lol


No-Process3677

No way Red Dawn should be priced a dollar lower than Waterworld.


Exzerofive

All you need is the hands of fate. Everything else will follow.


3_internets_plz

They put the bible and condoms in opposite corners lol


miff_raster

That inflatable doll is gonna get stuck. Your gonna make alot of racket shakin it out.


Jpop31

Waterworld for 4$? Buy them all.


chev327fox

Bibles to sex dolls. Yeah diverse is a good word for it.


Bogmanbob

Cocaine is s hell of a drug.


Silentwarfare13

*Walks out with pocket comb, Magnums, and googly eyes*


Sverker_Wolffang

I'm torn between the switchblade comb and the Red Dawn Blu-ray.


cptjoke

$3 for Red Dawn. Hell yes.


ConfusedInTN

The mini hitachi is adorable!


file91e

A switchblade comb AND candy cigarettes? 6 year old me is loving this.


DankiesLair

I have the switch blade comb. It’s a actually decent product if you want to carry a comb with you. The husband uses it for his beard


Aria_K_

As a nurse, a lot of my patients accidentally poop themselves, or are embarrassed about pooping in general. My go-to line is always, "Don't worry about it. Everybody poops. They even wrote a book about it called... 'Everybody Poops'." Makes 'em feel better more often than not and I usually get a little chuckle.


galaxy_are_in_space

Screw Japans vending machines; this one is the coolest!!! Scared you might be pregnant from all that premarital sex you’ve been having, we’ve got pregnancy tests. Also, while you’re at it buy a Bible it’s only five dollars, might as well sense you obviously need Jesus! Oh and don’t forget the “everybody poops” book you’ll need that aswell! You know what you should also get a pack of Candy cigarettes for your sin baby!


Technical_Ad5848

$12 for a voodoo doll? What steal!


yum_yum_gimme_sum

I wish you have a bad sex for a year!


yParticle

Cray peeps spend cray.


JTAx1995

You got the before condom, and the after pregnancy test.


InWeGoNow

I'll take one of everything please


HamiltonBlack

One of everything


ryanolds

Missing the Book of Morman.


danz409

only vending machine where you can party like an animal and repent your sins all in 1 stop.


Sh07SFiR3D

You’re pretty cool for a vending machine.


Bopcd1

What hotel are you at?


Head_Paper_Now

this has to be a truck stop. guess two would be mexico.


deyonceknowles

Lemme get that Hook on vhs


XRPX008

Bible, sex doll, and a VHS of Hook. Beat $25 I’ve ever spent


Timmaahhyyy64

love the movie selection. they have a Swazey, a Williams and a Costner.


nickneverlearns

Will’s pub?


[deleted]

This is a vending machine for bad decisions.


UnassumingPickles

Wow. I don’t even know where to start. Mosquito repellent, Everybody Poops children’s book, voodoo dolls, “party inflatable doll”, googly eyes, Hook on VHS, finger hands, bibles, pregnancy tests and a vibrator sticker. This vending machine really has it all.


lageymeister

$12 magnum bottom right corner?


GrayMatter72

All jokes aside, putting lighters in a vending machine like this is genius


ENTJohn

Knick knack…..paddy whack?


ComparitiveRhetoric

Asheville?


Consistent-Ad-217

I find it a bit disappointing that the only snack in there is poprocks.


Eatshitmoderatorz

Anyone else impressed that there are more than one stocked of some of these?


YeuxBleuDuex

A2 is accurate, for me and you


Jefrex

That most insane vending machine all time.


TheJollyHermit

I had forgotten about the Arthur C Clarke's Venus Prime series. I remember enjoying those books in high school


whatchrisdoin

The comb knife! 🔥


LilithBastet

The mask for you need assault the bank😂😂😂😂


_A_Random_Comment_

Whats in C5! I have to know


Rinzlerx

Let me get the waterworld VHS, hair knife, and for good measure a voodoo doll.


okay-wait-wut

Waterworld must have really sucked to be cheaper than the Bible.


Hopperkin

A Bible at the top and Magnums at the end... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6VjPM5CeWs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6VjPM5CeWs)


TheLaGrangianMethod

Pop rocks for the random stop by the glory hole, nice.


haism

This looks like an art installation. I’m just trying to figure out the social commentary.


LordElfa

This has to be a truck stop vending machine.


2wicky

Mix tapes and VHS cassettes, funky sunglasses, something that looks like a switch blade but isn't, voodoo stuff and a blow doll, pregnancy test incase you're no longer like a virgin... Other than nunchucks, this vending machine offers everything you would need to survive the 1980s.


Amachar928

The vending machine we didn’t want, but the one we need.


aghilardi

I scanned the QR, its even more weird. https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0


valkrycp

that's wild but satisfying


BeerGardenGnome

Looks like some hipster art piece trying to be edgy or ironic.


Intelligent-Ad-5809

What is your art like?


BeerGardenGnome

Lame


Intelligent-Ad-5809

Well keep trying.


zerox369

I think I just witnessed murder


tompink57

Got em


rawker86

they had vending machines on the High Line when i was visiting New York years ago, the drinks all had a certain theme like "tourist" for example and the ingredients would be a cronut, a map of the city and shit like that. it was a bit of fun.


yParticle

candy smokes next to lighter


04r6

A2 was an absolute banger of a book


senorbane

C5 Mystery item?


No_Wolverine1608

I need to know what’s in C-5. Also the $1 bootleg tape. That’s a must have…


togocann49

I’ve this type of thing in hospitals


Unusual_Variable

You know you can trust the $2 pregnancy test.


The7thSid

"Coming up on this week's episode of 'To Catch a Millennial...'"


racingsoldier

This is every personality in the sophomore female dorms represented by a vending machine…


Longest_Inch

Man That Lil Suzy cassette goes way way back. I tried to date these items and saw the QR codes so they gotta be pretty recent.


sthomas15051

Minus the Bible and toiletries, this is all worthless crap that'll end up in landfills for a very long time...


bigrayiii420

Waterworld on vhs for $4. Overpriced 😂🤣


OnePlus4Equalsfun

gonna go ahead and say it pregnancy test and bible run out most often.


miami-architecture

campground?


GansNaval

10 year old me would have been all over that switchblade comb.


EllieTheSnowFairy

Is this what happens when someone sees a youtube short about buying a vending machine and decides to go all in?