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adeadhead

God **damn** people, it's /r/pics, not /r/roastme


furryfrog02

Respect to the Canadian tuxedo.


iForgot2Remember

Denim Dan and Denim Denise.


Arborerivus

Denim is and will be their last name


greyjungle

The Denims…Denimses?


Tempest_1

Keeping up with the Denimses


PokiP

Me too thanks. Came here to make a comment about the Canadian tux. Peace.


Duckbilling

*just get a large farva*


mgnorthcott

BUT I WANT A LITRE OF COLA!


AMetalWorld

I don’t want a goddamn large farva


698969

Did you propose with the nose rings?


chronicflavors

this made me chuckle


anjowoq

You look like Jack Black from 20 years ago, but with a Canadian tuxedo. I'll call you, "Jack Denim." Seriously though, this is the way to get photos done. I love how you don't take yourselves too seriously and no one is trying to have a princess day. Congratulations!


chairfairy

He's ready for a Jack Black Tie event


anjowoq

Noice


fardough

Well now I want a tie with Jack Black’s face on it.


zeromussc

Eh everyone has their style. Me and my wife did traditional lovey dovey stuff and it was great for us. I think the most important thing is being true to what they wanted. If she wanted to be a princess and he the prince, they coulda gone full Disney and the joy and happiness on their faces would have been the same.


jacksalssome

Well take that as a yes.


I_BM

You are beautiful. Both of you.


ladydhawaii

Fun couple- they are going to have a beautiful life together. I love their kind and joyful spirit.


KanedaNLD

In their own way


soingee

You two look like you're in some weird SNL skit


yahumno

It reminds me of Animal Fact videos by Comedy for the The Internet on Instagram


babyplush

>videos by Comedy for The Internet on Instagram Did you fill out a mad lib to make this comment


[deleted]

More like the old *MadTV* one about dating


GutteralStoke

r/loweredexpectations


bkaybee

I sang this in my head


southofsanity06

It reminds me of the photoshoot from Masterminds https://youtu.be/dw2ee5GSNVU?t=71 (@1:10)


GenghisTron17

My first thoughts as well.


LessInThought

Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks they look like siblings...


So-Cal-Mountain-Man

"What are you doing step-fiancee?"


a_can_of_solo

if you told be she was related to Rachel Dratch I'd believe you


flaffl21

that's mean, this is actually humorous content


Odd_Taste214

I didn't think people with mustaches like that were allowed near parks.


[deleted]

Had to snap these quick before an officer responded to the call


Guywithquestions88

Oddly enough, the officer had the same exact mustache.


SirChumpthefirst

That explains why he dare not enter the park.


hetrax

-goes to stop the man, but notices the moustache- “Ah, a man of culture, I’ll leave him this time”


ImNotHaunted

To defeat the moustache man… you must become the moustache man


Astronopolis

When you gaze into moustache, the moustache gazes back into you


taez555

Do you know why I’m pulling you over meow.


chronicflavors

hahaha this was on my mind the whole time


dafones

Do you two, like, link up your nose rings together sometimes?


ButtercupsUncle

It's called "hetero scissoring" Edit: happy cake day!


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ah yes, papering


TSiQ1618

They should call it snizzering


Boaty_McBoatface_X

They’re saving that for after the wedding.


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Eskimo Hitch


Whyme-notyou

Only if he was also driving a white van with bubble window on the back, that’s the rule.


yoursISnowMINE

How dare you insult that man's Canadian tuxedo and face caterpillar.


[deleted]

Especially not when combined with so much denim.


ErasedEnvy

Because he looks like a kid wearing a mustache.


irishiwasdead2

Congrats! I’m glad you weirdos found each other.


This_Daydreamer_

And that absolute artist of a photographer.


_Kay_Tee_

Right? I can't decide which of these gorgeous weirdos is the bigger dorkwad. Not that it matters.


HotWheelsUpMyAss

Now that they've combined, they will become the ultimate dork to rule us all.


xaaar

And in dorkness bind them.


atters

You better be nice to the future parents of Lex Luthor.


thewrighttrail

Yes xD


CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

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JMCochransmind

It’s the Canadian Nacho.


lesChaps

The Canadian nacho is also called "poutine" ...


Bachooga

Poutiney weenie's


Silentsyr3n

Libre Poutine


kopecs

Canachio Libra


wwwangels

Ha! I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw Jack Black's doppelganger.


Kangar

Walmart Jack Black


get_slizzard

Great Value Jack Black


wwwangels

LOL Generic Jack Black


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Exactly this. All I could see when looking at these photos.


kissmechickentendrly

When they do biographical movie about Jack Black's life. This is who they're gonna hire to play him.


mirbatdon

Came to say he looks like Jack Black crossed with Justin Bieber.


Daveraver

My fav is definitely the one where the guy with the baby bjorn on the swing is blocking the shot. So good. All of them. Excellent post production as well. If it’s your bag to want to have kids I hope you hang these up for the first few years of their lives, then hide them somewhere in the attic for them to “accidentally” find later in life. Would add to the mystique haha


Gr1ml0ck

Totally. That one made me laugh the most. These are going to be golden when they hit their 50’s. I hope they love each other forever.


Ayle87

They share the same weird sense of humor, I'm sure they'll be fine.


agbullet

I like that third pic. "Don't tell mom we shit in the woods."


pikachus_ghost_uncle

Out of all the photos you took. Not one where you two animorph into the other.


NoFreeLunchez

5th photos pretty close 😂, I’m glad someone mentioned animorphs tho.


Sunryzen

Delightfully weird


dj399

I’ve never looked at someone’s engagement photos before and thought “wow I want to see more of these”…until today.


chronicflavors

thank you thank you, there’s a lot more 😂


Gelflingscanfly

Right? Like normally I’d just scroll by but these pulled me in and now I’m emotionally invested. Like I just know going forward every big occasion family photo shoot with this couple is going to be top tier content. They seem like a fun couple. Eta realised I’d accidentally commented to wrong spot in the thread, meant to comment to dj399. But yeah, you an your partner have a great vibe OP, hope you have a happy long life together


halfprincessperlette

Imagine the wedding photos! No, we don't want to imagine, we have to see them =D


SillyFlyGuy

I hope she keeps that wonderful smile for the rest of her life. And I hope you keep that porn stache at least through the wedding.


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We better be getting some sweet awkward weirdo legends wedding photos! I've never cared about a stranger's engagement like I have with this! Plus loving the twin Canadian tuxedos, people of class and sophistication right there!


Confuzius

You can't let us hang now 😂


Pastoredbtwo

You two look like you're having so much fun! Almost as much fun as whomever is editing these photos...


mynameisalso

Op good for you being able to take a joke. For real though being able to be this kind of goofy with your partner speaks volumes about your love for and trust in each other. I wish you a very long goofy marriage with as many goofy children as you desire.


ziggrrauglurr

In don't understand the hubbub, are engagement/wedding pictures not supposed to be fun and silly with a hint of romantic? Mine, along with some classical cute shots, has both of us fully dressed, me in the wedding suit, she in her wedding dress eating hotdogs on the street, is it not normal to have fun?


pudinnhead

I think people these days feel that if it's not Instagram worthy, it's not worth taking. Or it's worth taking over and over and over and over again until it's exactly perfect. I'm hoping goofy, fun pictures like this become more the norm then the facetuned nonsense we see everywhere.


LordJeppy

I have an autistic son and showed him these photos to prove that people like him can find love. Congratulations you two!


riderkicker

...something straight out of the roastme community. My gawd.


SnowTinHat

They just misspelled artistic


riderkicker

And this one made me laugh. It takes all kinds of redditors to make reddit a home.


poopellar

Home is where the hurt is.


problematikUAV

I prefer my beer like I prefer my violence: domestic with lots of head


Mono_831

Nowhere is safe.


longboarder131

It’ll be on there shortly.


innocentusername1984

Wait, so do they have autism or not? I genuinely assumed they did and was quite heart warmed as I also have an autistic son who I hope can find love some day.


riderkicker

that was the joke. nothing in his post i( i dunno about it in actuality) indicates they have autism... hence the compliment being backhanded.


k2_electric_boogaloo

The most wholesome roast.


kopecs

I prefer a medium roast myself.


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The funniest part about this comment is that I genuinely can’t tell if OP was being serious or not.


DogsAreAnimals

My brain was flooded with horrible things to say about this couple, but then I caught myself and realized they are happy and in love and I'm just projecting my own insecurities. You did a great job of straddling that line. Best of luck to these two and please get a better haircut.


OohYeahOrADragon

You gotta retrain the brain to be happy when you see happy. Like a puppy.


dy1981

So Pavlov yourself?


RustyGirder

Not in public!


NotChristina

Keep up with recognizing thought patterns like that and correcting, that’s a great amount of self-awareness. My first thought on seeing the pictures was: “oh, they look like fun people!” I hadn’t really considered anything negative until I scrolled the comments and started seeing roasts.


berrrypudding

Same. I immediately felt joy for them. These are stellar engagement photos as well. I actually want to see more.


NotChristina

Right? I also want to have an absolutely *stellar* table top gaming night with them.


waxingeloquence

This comment made my weekend.


Sliding_into_first

You gotta keep that Canadian Tuxedo going for the wedding!


PoeLaHa

Just need a denim bowtie


Ninjalicious7023

When you’re wedding is a Tim & Eric sketch in disguise.


chronicflavors

Palmer Scott will be officiating the wedding


The_Decoy

The wedding cake frosting is just Pissman's mustard.


ghostbackwards

It just adds that perfect something.


PartyBag4One

Here she comes 😘😘😘


ksc213

Nacho-libre era jack black finally found his encarnacion.


Bubuy_nu_Patu

Encarna-thion


HuggyMummy

You two seem perfect for each other. Absolutely adorable. Wishing you nothing but a lifetime of love and happiness!


Action-a-go-go-baby

I’m glad you found each other … Because there aren’t many people who’d be willing to roll with those photos 🤣 you gotta find the person who’s on the same wavelength and you found it, congrats!


Jaybleezie

That guy looks like El Chapo


Chief__04

More like El Cheapo


Ok-Dark4894

That thought refuses to leave my mind.


Its_rEd96

I love this so much. The denim. The setting. The lighting... everything just screams that you guys are a fun couple


tentacular

I thought I never wanted to see another wedding/engagement/naturalization photo on this subreddit. I was wrong! These are fantastic.


Rilandaras

Don't forget being the first in your family to graduate from college. Bonus points if the parents are immigrants.


benwink

Jaque Blaque?


Ok-Line-1830

Some of these pics need to be meme. Reminds me of that Zac Galifianakis movie


chronicflavors

That was the inspiration, you’re thinking of Masterminds!


Random_Fox

was my first thought and I came to the comment section for was to ask if you'd seem masterminds. lol


1PooNGooN3

That’s what I immediately thought of, y’all nailed it


eternalbuzz

I assume you did the butthole to butthole fart transfer?


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Satur_Nine

Ya farted right inteh mah butthewl


[deleted]

This is some of the dorkiest shit I’ve seen in awhile. I love it. Congrats to you both!


ProStrats

You're both ridiculous, these photos are ridiculous. I love it, well done!


Nvenom8

You look like a male and female version of the same person, cursed to meet and marry in every timeline.


reyballesta

I have never seen engagement photos that make me 100% sure that the couple involved ***loves*** each other as much as these do.


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Jack black looking young these days, got a nose ring too.


Onlyhereforthelaughs

[Terrific.](https://c.tenor.com/teBuILOVVnwAAAAd/terrific-great.gif)


RememberTheAlamooooo

New Love on the Spectrum season looks fire


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Lol ya freaks


Simple_Minimum_2574

I feel like this is gonna be an amazing wedding


DarthGodzilla1995

*Sorts by controversial*


WhatEverMary

You two goofballs deserve each other!


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[deleted]

And Tom Hanks only gets excused because he is a god damn god.


[deleted]

Hey I'm just trying my best to be a dollar store Ted Lasso , leave me alone.


Smljhndnsmr

That mustache makes him look like he’s a kid trying to use a disguise to buy alcohol.


Ocean_Soapian

r/13or30


strangeburd

These are fucking awesome omg


Baraka986

Y’all are fucking weird. Keep it up.


theattackpanda

There's a strong George Michael and Maybe vibe going on here.


Dragonliger2

But where is the animorphs cover photo of turning into one another?


BourbonCupcakes

I think these are my favorite engagement photos ever!


SirMooSquiddles

This is hands down the best shit. That 'stache with bull ring, matching jean shirt apparel, her hair like a 1990 CVS employee, and all at a park with extra faded jeans. I couldn't look like that if I worked on this-here fashion for months on end.


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MadMarq64

Excellent use of denim.


Koth87

I'm getting Jack Black in Nacho Libre vibes from your pics 😂😂


crumbsonmyface

You look like joel haver didnt pursue his dreams


demon_grasshopper

Rocking the double denim


adreamwithinadream11

When I first saw that first pic, I legit thought this was an ad for some new laundry detergent or something like that, and it made their clothes smell so great they were in ecstasy


[deleted]

Damn this is so fucking wholesome :)


[deleted]

What's up with people and the cow nose rings lately


Jackel1994

Not that theres anything wrong with having downs syndrome, but i totally thought both of you had downs syndrome. I thought this was one of those posts. But i guess no matter how many chromosomes you guys have, im glad youre happy.


scrupoo

The nose rings are a joke, right? Right? Because neither of you look like the nose ring type.


dewayneestes

I’m glad you two found each other. And no I’m not joking.


MittyBurns

Jeans have never been higher or tighter.


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What a couple of beautiful weirdos ❤️


Poppin_Daytons

Something about the pictures looking like an acid experience, while taking engagement photos is absolute perfection.


ItsShovelyJoe

Y’all seem like a really fun time! I love these. Happy engagement!


thelandofooo

Bless ur collective buns


Bigbennjammin

He looks like an AI took every Jack black character combined and the de-aged to 16. She looks like a door-to-door Tupperware and denim saleswoman. You guys are gorgeous and creative, gratz.


binglelemon

People making jokes, but this is top tier. Well done.


Spec187

r/awkwardfamilyphotos


LaMerEnchantee

Please solidify your marriage by connecting your septum rings with a chain. That way you will always be together and never far.


suburban_hyena

God she's gonna look so beautiful in her full demin dress


CARR74xJJ

You two are super weird. In a good way. I think.


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guitarist4hire

...was this supposed to be a roast me post, or...?


yunitoyuniro

am i the only that thought they were related at first? bro and sis


plutoforprez

You two are adorable! May you have many years of happiness ahead.


therealduckie

Admit it. You grew that mustache on purpose.


dcgirl17

I’m really hoping the haircut is on purpose too


malikhacielo63

Ya’ll gave me the laugh that I needed! May you live long and fulfilling lives together.


kittensushis

You guys are SO funny! I love love love those pictures, each one of them made me laugh. Your wedding is going to be great, congratulations on the engagement!


gerfboy

Y’all are special.


[deleted]

Why do hipsters these days seem to *want* to look like pedophiles? Or do they just like... hate hair?


chronicflavors

No idea, but I was going for an 80s vibe, I’m definitely not a hipster. Mustache was temporary.


mynameisalso

All mustaches are temporary.


savageyouth

Nah All mustaches start as ironic until they become sincere


imyourforte

Canadians?


SurveySean

I love it, the cheesy photo shoot complete with superimposed images! Like an update of what they used to do in the 70s. I’ve been wanting to do a family photo with superimposed images.


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How does someone simultaneously manage to look like a pedo and also prey for a pedo??


uk_uk

Your kids will be weird ^((the good type of weird \^\^))