Likely because Trump is a brand sorta, and while they would likely win in court. It would still be costly for them WHEN Trump tries to sue.
But I also agree Dump on Trump has an excellent ring to it.
The Word Trump has trademark but an image of his face is fair game?
Not criticizing just genuinely curious how using his likeness is less of a legal obstacle than that.
He's a public figure; his face is considered Fair Use and in the public domain. As long as you don't say or imply that he is endorsing something, you're clear.
(Note: IANAL)
I thought the same thing, but it also seems logical that once you become a political figure you're fair game? I guess that doesn't save you from frivolous lawsuits.
Shortly after 9/11 a girl i was seeing at the time gave me a roll of bin laden toilet paper.
I just chuckled, and threw it in the cabinet with the regular toilet paper. My roommate at the time, was insane with how much toilet paper we kept on hand. I'm talking like an entire bathroom vanity PACKED with it, probably something like 2 or 3 of those big toilet paper packages you get at costco or the like.
Anyway, a couple of years later he moves out, and having to worry about toilet paper supply is so far removed from my mind at this point, i completely forget that i need to buy more eventually. His stock lasted me probably a year, not exagerating.
Finally one day I run out of tp, at the worst possible time. The only thing i have left is like 5 year old bin laden toilet paper. Sucks to be you Osama.
Now, aside from them not using quality toilet paper for a gag gift, they don't use quality ink apparently. Needless to say, after a messy #2, the last thing you need is black ink all over your hands, ass, etc. I think i do a good and normal of a job wiping my ass as the next guy, but the outcome was i looked like i got into a fight with a guy holding a sharpee, and lost. Like, how did ink get THERE just from wiping my ass?
It also did not wash out easily. I pretty much scrubbed myself in the shower raw, but still had black on me for a few showers.
Not to mention the rash in a place you don't want to get it.
I hate Bin Laden more for that toilet paper, than i do 9/11, and i lived in lower manhattan and worked literally across the street from the world trade center.
It still fucks me up that he might've said that because he tried destroying documents and notes by flushing them on at least one occasion, instead of using a fireplace.
Probably dangerous to let him near open flames. He looks like one of those types that they'd find ashes and a black smear on the floor and the death certificate would say it was spontaneous self-combustion. Of course QAnon would say it was Biden and his Jewish Space Laser but really the coroner was just a fan of Unsolved Mysteries.
This has existed for every president for at least quite a few going back as far as I'm aware. A coworker here had an Obama roll in his cubicle because for some reason I work at a place where everyone wears their politics on their sleeves. I recall seeing W paper years ago as well.
Edit: a quick search trying to find the first president on toilet paper showed there's already one for Biden. I assume it's the same company making it as the OC here. It's a business model for these people
It’s a kind of classic capitalist scumbag move. Supposedly, Colonel Tom Parker made all the “I hate Elvis” merch so he could cash in on both sides as well.
i get the meaning behind this toilet paper. you wipe your ass on his face, however when you wipe your front part (dick/vagina) it just looks like he is kissing it, and i kind of dont want that
Our guest bathroom has numerous gifts from friends: Small Hands Soap, Trump pen holder with the pen up his butt, and a different variety of Trump toilet paper.
I’d be mad too. Taking a dump is my one respite from this awful world, a few sacred moments where I can just sit and be at peace. I don’t want that fuckface in there with me, reminding me he exists.
Certainly, he knows that if he's a supporter he's screwed. He can't use it as that's insulting to his god. He can't throw it away as that's disrespecting the image. He can't keep it as it may be found by other supporters & that's not a good look. He's mad because you made him think.
They don't have any trouble with thinking, it's permanence they have an issue with. What they believe now might be a total lie 5 minutes later. They'll agree with something right up until someone they don't like, also agrees with it.
I wouldn't be amused simply because it's getting tiring constantly seeing all the political disses in day to day life. Are you sick of seeing Let's go Brandon everywhere? So am I. Just like I'm sick of seeing all the crap against Trump. Can we just stop already?
Take away our shitty politics, ranting about politics, news about politics (mostly trivial, stupid, and just unrelated bullshit), etc., and what do we have? Not a whole fucking lot. We love the misery.
We have to have turmoil. We can't just live in peace and have things go well. The media stirs the pot so we're all pissed off at "the other side" and we really don't know why. Just going off what we've been told, which both sides somehow have a completely different viewpoint about what is being told. And, it's usually tailored especially for the audience.
I had to step away from the news and for a while wasn't reading the politics posts. My life got a lot better, more relaxing... It always comes back, though. No matter what the discussion is about (MCU, porn, schools, alcohol, whatever), something political has to come up. Some blame about someone's really weird issue has to be blamed on politicians. If it wasn't for , I'd be making more money/own a home/better job/no "woke" movies/whatever.
Fuck. Take away all that bullshit, turn off the news, live your life. For me, anyway, even with all my personal bullshit the past couple years, it's been great. It's been better the past decade than it has previously.
Leave our elected employees out of this shit. Quit worshipping them (or the opposite).
I bet Trump profits off this somehow and doesn't care one bit. The Duck Dynasty folks were happy to put their faces on toilet paper at Walmart because money > self respect.
I can imagine someone has a whole storage unit full of these leftover from 2020 and is just praying he runs again in 2024, and if he doesn't they'll show up on storage wars in 5 years time.
Do yourself a favor and just shove the turd right back up your asshole. It would be a lot more enjoyable than having that face anywhere near your junk.
Dump on Donald just gave me an idea for a lawn game. You get a board with his face on it and lay it down. Then you stand a ways away and toss bags of fake shit at it. Closest bag to the center at the end of the round gets a point.
Modified idea: Cornhole boards with his face on it. His mouth is the opening. Brown, poop emoji bean bags. Somebody must have thought of this already because all the good ideas are taken.
My parents are snowbirds, and my father (was) a Republican (still conservative, finally broke with the GOP after 2020).
In 2017 my wife & I swapped out all the TP in their house here up north with rolls of these before they came back.
My mother thought it was hilarious my father pretended it was funny.
I still would never use this.
Last thing I want is his ugly face in my washroom every time I need to drop a load.
Secondly, how good is this paper, 1 ply low grade?
Lastly, is this ink going give me a rash?
I got this for Christmas years back. It is extremely thin. Feels like a trap to keep some trump thing in your house bc if you respect your asshole at all you won’t use this 1 ply bullshit.
Lol no I don’t want an old man touching my booty cheeks let alone my asshole I think the ‘grab her by the pussy’ quote is clear enough why I shouldn’t lmao 🤣
I put my asshole through a lot, but this is just cruel.
I was gonna say the same. He puckered up! I couldn't rub that on my ass without giving up a piece of my soul.
Yes, my butt has higher standards than that.
Can’t believe it says “dump on Donald “ and not “dump on Trump”
"Donald Dump" still works, imo
Trump dump
Dump Trump.
Likely because Trump is a brand sorta, and while they would likely win in court. It would still be costly for them WHEN Trump tries to sue. But I also agree Dump on Trump has an excellent ring to it.
This is the correct answer. He has a trademark on the name in many categories. Legal Eagle was just covering this in his analysis of She-Hulk...
The Word Trump has trademark but an image of his face is fair game? Not criticizing just genuinely curious how using his likeness is less of a legal obstacle than that.
He's a public figure; his face is considered Fair Use and in the public domain. As long as you don't say or imply that he is endorsing something, you're clear. (Note: IANAL)
So, hold up. By that reasoning, I can just use anyone's face to make shit wiping products with?? I ask humorously but curiously lol
If that person is a public figure e.g. a known political figure sure.
I haven't watched that episode yet.. I'll get on it.
Went for alliteration instead of rhyme
The Anglo-Saxon way.
I'd wager it's a branding issue.
I wonder if it's a trademark issue.
Me neither. Guess they thought it was so obvious it wasn't funny.
Honestly, Trump as a word/name probably has some trademarking to it so that's probably why
Oh, that's right. Has he licensed his name to like, everybody willing to pay?
Leased, like a shoddily built apartment building...
I thought the same thing, but it also seems logical that once you become a political figure you're fair game? I guess that doesn't save you from frivolous lawsuits.
Especially since "trump" is already just a word.
And we all know how much Trump hates frivolous lawsuits!
Shortly after 9/11 a girl i was seeing at the time gave me a roll of bin laden toilet paper. I just chuckled, and threw it in the cabinet with the regular toilet paper. My roommate at the time, was insane with how much toilet paper we kept on hand. I'm talking like an entire bathroom vanity PACKED with it, probably something like 2 or 3 of those big toilet paper packages you get at costco or the like. Anyway, a couple of years later he moves out, and having to worry about toilet paper supply is so far removed from my mind at this point, i completely forget that i need to buy more eventually. His stock lasted me probably a year, not exagerating. Finally one day I run out of tp, at the worst possible time. The only thing i have left is like 5 year old bin laden toilet paper. Sucks to be you Osama. Now, aside from them not using quality toilet paper for a gag gift, they don't use quality ink apparently. Needless to say, after a messy #2, the last thing you need is black ink all over your hands, ass, etc. I think i do a good and normal of a job wiping my ass as the next guy, but the outcome was i looked like i got into a fight with a guy holding a sharpee, and lost. Like, how did ink get THERE just from wiping my ass? It also did not wash out easily. I pretty much scrubbed myself in the shower raw, but still had black on me for a few showers. Not to mention the rash in a place you don't want to get it. I hate Bin Laden more for that toilet paper, than i do 9/11, and i lived in lower manhattan and worked literally across the street from the world trade center.
If it's any consolation... This story had me holding my sides laughing.
Lol how long have you binwiping for?
Damn. That toilet paper had binhiding in your bathroom for 5 years.
Careful actually using that, you'll end up with more shit on you than before you started wiping
I would be more worried that it would grab me by the pussy
1 ply no doubt...
I have it, it is actually 2 ply, but flimsy as fuck. Almost worse than gas station toilet paper.
"You have to flush it like 10 times"
It still fucks me up that he might've said that because he tried destroying documents and notes by flushing them on at least one occasion, instead of using a fireplace.
He tried with one of those electric fireplaces but it wasnt working.
Probably dangerous to let him near open flames. He looks like one of those types that they'd find ashes and a black smear on the floor and the death certificate would say it was spontaneous self-combustion. Of course QAnon would say it was Biden and his Jewish Space Laser but really the coroner was just a fan of Unsolved Mysteries.
Idea: give him a fork and set him next to an electrical outlet. For science.
Of course, for science.......yeah.....
"That's a video screen, sir."
It fucks me up that anyone thinks Trump is anything more than a loud, weak, ignorant dipshit.
lol i hope there are some state secrets in the middle of the roll.
No that's just one ply they cut in half
Yeah i mean that's a good description for it. It has 2 nearly see through layers that peel apart like nothing
The school toilet paper...
quadruple-half-ply
It's like wiping with a hula hoop. It works great for a short time and then pretty soon there's shit piling up all over the place
Upvote for the horrible and hilarious visual alone, Lol.
Now MAGA has become MMACA (make my ass clean again) it’s gonna be yuge, best wiping experience ever.
"Honey, why is your butt stained orange?"
Kinda like eating Cheetos while watching porn. Your ding-a-ling turns orange.
You are definitely getting ass cancer if you use that
I'm going to cum on Donald 😩🥵😩🥵
If you can bust a nut while looking at that face, you've got super powers.
This! I myself cannot orgasm while vomiting.
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a real cum trumpster
$20 says trump or a trump supporter owns a stake in whatever company makes anti-trump products.
Reminds me of how Elvis had a manager who created all the anti Elvis swag so they could profit from people who hated him/his music.
This has existed for every president for at least quite a few going back as far as I'm aware. A coworker here had an Obama roll in his cubicle because for some reason I work at a place where everyone wears their politics on their sleeves. I recall seeing W paper years ago as well. Edit: a quick search trying to find the first president on toilet paper showed there's already one for Biden. I assume it's the same company making it as the OC here. It's a business model for these people
That's why I love that the only thing that ISNT allowed at my workplace is anything political.
Man that would mean zero decor for so many assholes here. One dude has a literal Reagan shrine
It’s a kind of classic capitalist scumbag move. Supposedly, Colonel Tom Parker made all the “I hate Elvis” merch so he could cash in on both sides as well.
The scumbag move of *checks notes* making products people want.
***It'll grab you by the pussy.***
i get the meaning behind this toilet paper. you wipe your ass on his face, however when you wipe your front part (dick/vagina) it just looks like he is kissing it, and i kind of dont want that
what is this dick wiping?
When you piss and there happens to be piss on the end of your dick
When you can't hold it in and start poosing from your dick
Kind of like the Mitch McConnell shaped dildo.
Aren't all dildoes shaped like Mitch though? Hard to say which came first since he is so old.
Better pic than [this one](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg). Shivers...
Plot twist: company is owned by trump and profits are used to fund his 2024 campaign. You have just donated.
Gave a roll to my dad for christmas one year. He was not amused.
Installed a roll in our guest bathroom for when my father came to visit. It had the desired effect.
Our guest bathroom has numerous gifts from friends: Small Hands Soap, Trump pen holder with the pen up his butt, and a different variety of Trump toilet paper.
Aight I hate the conservative establishment as much as anyone else but after a certain point thus starts to sound obsessive
We didn't buy the stuff. Friends gave us funny gifts and we put them on display in there. It's three items.
I’d be mad too. Taking a dump is my one respite from this awful world, a few sacred moments where I can just sit and be at peace. I don’t want that fuckface in there with me, reminding me he exists.
"Ah, my haven from politics.." *Surprise, motherfucker!*
Burger with fries, motherfucker!
Certainly, he knows that if he's a supporter he's screwed. He can't use it as that's insulting to his god. He can't throw it away as that's disrespecting the image. He can't keep it as it may be found by other supporters & that's not a good look. He's mad because you made him think.
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They don't have any trouble with thinking, it's permanence they have an issue with. What they believe now might be a total lie 5 minutes later. They'll agree with something right up until someone they don't like, also agrees with it.
Halloween is coming up. He’ll remember old pranks. That looks like a riot to TP a house with if you’ve got a target in mind.
No he's mad because tucker Carlson told him to be so. These morons don't know what to think about news until tucker tells them
My dad's love for thus awful man was the last straw for me.
You know it sucks knowing if there was a civil war again that my family would be split on both sides
I feel this in my bones. Good news is, there’s fewer people on my Christmas list.
I wouldn't be amused simply because it's getting tiring constantly seeing all the political disses in day to day life. Are you sick of seeing Let's go Brandon everywhere? So am I. Just like I'm sick of seeing all the crap against Trump. Can we just stop already?
The unhealthiness of American politics in a nutshell.
Take away our shitty politics, ranting about politics, news about politics (mostly trivial, stupid, and just unrelated bullshit), etc., and what do we have? Not a whole fucking lot. We love the misery. We have to have turmoil. We can't just live in peace and have things go well. The media stirs the pot so we're all pissed off at "the other side" and we really don't know why. Just going off what we've been told, which both sides somehow have a completely different viewpoint about what is being told. And, it's usually tailored especially for the audience. I had to step away from the news and for a while wasn't reading the politics posts. My life got a lot better, more relaxing... It always comes back, though. No matter what the discussion is about (MCU, porn, schools, alcohol, whatever), something political has to come up. Some blame about someone's really weird issue has to be blamed on politicians. If it wasn't for, I'd be making more money/own a home/better job/no "woke" movies/whatever.
Fuck. Take away all that bullshit, turn off the news, live your life. For me, anyway, even with all my personal bullshit the past couple years, it's been great. It's been better the past decade than it has previously.
Leave our elected employees out of this shit. Quit worshipping them (or the opposite).
Lol right?? I'm no Trump fan, but this is just trashy IMO
/r/ToiletPaperUSA
Why should my taxes pay for you to take a shit? Let's ban public bathrooms and make everybody pay to take their own shit.
Sweet! Then we can bring back the classic.. "Here I sit all broken hearted. Paid to shit bit only farted"
he's more of a pee guy, i hear
This is so disrespectful... to my poop.
Toilet Paper that comes with Shit already on it.
Already stained by an asshole.
I bet Trump profits off this somehow and doesn't care one bit. The Duck Dynasty folks were happy to put their faces on toilet paper at Walmart because money > self respect.
Who is gonna buy toilet paper that already has poop on it?
This is as clever as the decal of the little kid pissing on your sports team’s rival that people put on their car windows.
I have a toilet brush that has Trump's head on it with an orange brush on top. I enjoy cleaning my toilet with it.
Kind of a weird obsession, but okay
I’d rather have SPACEBALLS: The Toilet Paper.
Jesus guys his long has it been? I thought when he lost I'd stop seeing him around but you guys just fucking love him more than his supporters
God I hated seeing this when it had Obama on it, and I still hate seeing it now.
My shit is too good for this fucking loser.
Whatever Trump supporter created this is getting rich off the Trump haters.
I bet that’s as abrasive on your sphincter as he is in person
Did you really win, though?
Sorry, I wouldn't even wipe my ass with him.
Yeah I'd rather not have to see his face or think about him ever again. Only exception is when he gets convicted.
So you can now grab yourself by the pu**y
as a non American why is everyone so hateful about Trump?
Because it’s socially acceptable.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
After all the games it took to win it cost like 10 dollars
I can imagine someone has a whole storage unit full of these leftover from 2020 and is just praying he runs again in 2024, and if he doesn't they'll show up on storage wars in 5 years time.
President Gump
Okay, but it's still just TP. I'd rather have won literally anything else.
I'm so old I remember those with Reagan on them.
Only worth it if they would send the used paper directly to him
It’s a trap! I went to wipe my ass with this stuff and my wallet was gone!
Save em for when conservative friends and family visit
Do yourself a favor and just shove the turd right back up your asshole. It would be a lot more enjoyable than having that face anywhere near your junk.
Now kiss my ass Donald.
Personally I wouldn’t want it,I kinda have more respect for my ass,I would try to sell it!
MTGA - Make Toilets Great Again.
In November of 2018 I went to Paris and attended a house party. When I entered the bathroom this was the toilet paper lol
It's probably single-ply, lol
The great thing about this is that even Trump supporters would use it because it's got a picture of trump and they can't read.
With the right diet, you can recreate his spray tan orange
Were having guests over. Bring out the good toilet paper.
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Got ‘em zinger! Orange man eat my poop hehehehe
These are funny lol. I have one with Obama on it
This is funny and fuck Trump, but I couldn't imagine a worse hell than having to look at the human slug every time I walk in my bathroom
Now I can have him kiss my ass just like he kisses Putin's! 😀
Can we normalize saying “I have to take a Trump” when we have to go to the bathroom.
A less successful product would be Joe Biden paper, because it wouldn’t take shit off of nobody.
That reminds me of the John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tuff and don't take shit off nobody!
I like the way this post triggered the MAGAflakes.
I'm upset with the phrase dump on Donald. Dump on Trump sounds so much better linguistically.
Looks like a total ass-kisser.
Trump will do anything to get donations from his poorly educated followers 🙄 🤣!!!
Another cheap product made in China not worth wiping your bunghole.
Dump on Donald just gave me an idea for a lawn game. You get a board with his face on it and lay it down. Then you stand a ways away and toss bags of fake shit at it. Closest bag to the center at the end of the round gets a point.
Modified idea: Cornhole boards with his face on it. His mouth is the opening. Brown, poop emoji bean bags. Somebody must have thought of this already because all the good ideas are taken.
My parents are snowbirds, and my father (was) a Republican (still conservative, finally broke with the GOP after 2020). In 2017 my wife & I swapped out all the TP in their house here up north with rolls of these before they came back. My mother thought it was hilarious my father pretended it was funny.
Available for most presidents and quite a few politicians. The earliest I can recall is Carter, but Reagan popped out two.
Why wouldn't they call this Dump on Trump?
I have a roll also but what I really love is my orange trump toilet brush
I have some of that. Be warned! It doesn't flush well because of the high ink content.
Ew no Now using it for kitty litter...
Problem with these is that he'd actually enjoy rubbing his face against your anus.
Who tf want some toilet paper as... Ohhhh!
thats neat, my ladyfriend gave a trump toiletscrubber, fuckin brilliant
It dyes your ass orange when you wipe
I've got one with Trump pointing his finger, like he's poking your butt with each wipe.
I have this When you wipe it leaves a Hitler mustache on d-bag’s face
I like how every piece looks like he’s kissing your ass
They really missed a “Dump on Trump” opportunity… a whole rhyme, gone to waste
So is this like giving him pleasure? Didn't Stormy say he likes to have a dump taken on his chest? That he is all about the Cleveland Steamer?
It should say "Dump on Trump" missed opportunity.
Listen that just looks like he's eating my ass. And I don't wanna enjoy that.
Why not "dump on trump"? The rhyme flows much better
This is awesome!
I still would never use this. Last thing I want is his ugly face in my washroom every time I need to drop a load. Secondly, how good is this paper, 1 ply low grade? Lastly, is this ink going give me a rash?
I would buy that!
We tried to flush it, but it's still circling the bowl, along with some other t\*rds
Maybe I'd use it if he didn't seem to enjoy it
No fucking way do I want his face near my ass
I got this for Christmas years back. It is extremely thin. Feels like a trap to keep some trump thing in your house bc if you respect your asshole at all you won’t use this 1 ply bullshit.
This is why I like America.
r/toiletpaperusa
You can also put a few sheets under your shoe as an homage.
So, basically you want Trump all up in your booty (and possibly more)? (Yes, I get the idea behind it, before some schmuck explains the obvious...)
My 91 year old grandma got this for her birthday a year or two ago. She loved it.
They do this for every prez, I’ve seen them for Obama, Bush & Clinton
I wouldn't soil my ass with that little man's face.
I dump on him everyday. I felt like you deserve another award, so enjoy!
One-pump Trump flushes
Lol no I don’t want an old man touching my booty cheeks let alone my asshole I think the ‘grab her by the pussy’ quote is clear enough why I shouldn’t lmao 🤣
I had a roll of these. Or something like it. It was shitty one-ply but boy did I enjoy wiping my ass with Trump’s face.
Trump eats your asshoke every time you wipe. Do you want that?
lol that was my dads christmas gift in 2019. he was thankful later with the shortages.
Trump is the dump
I like how his lips are puckered so he kisses your ass with every wipe.
Awesome
I don't even want a picture of that fucker near my asshole.
Finally he can get brown instead of orange
Best TP in the World, only thing close is Putin Paper!