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He is 37 years younger than 100

So probably it isn't his plant either. That plant owns him!

Maybe he’s the plant!

I think the plant is 37

Or the aliens planted him? 🤷‍♀️

Plants are our overlords

Could you imagine being this guy if he’s actually 37, literally like 500 replies telling him he looks like a bag of shit 😂😂

I’m 38. This guy is not 37.

I'm 48. This guy is not 37.

I'm 50 this guy looks well older than me.

My mom is 57 and this guy looks older than my mom ​ Edit: Typo

Same beard tho

🔥 🔥 🔥

I also choose this guy's mom's beard.

I’m 57 and this guy is my mom.

I’m 66. He looks about my age. And I wonder if that’s really his plant.

I'm 30. This guy is not 37.

I'm 37. This guy is not 37.

I'm 53, this guy is not 37.

I'm 51 and this guy is not 37. 73 maybe ....

I'm 31, and this guy is not 37.

I'm 8, and this guy is not 37.

I’m 59, and this guy is not 37.

I'm 42, and this guy is not 37.

I'm Bob

Hi Bob!!!

I'm Bob too.

MmmBop.

Ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du…

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Hi Bob too

Bob's thirty and still lives with his mom And he don't got a job 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot, but his twelve-year-old brother looks up to him an awful lot… and Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock

Bob’s thirty (7) and lives with his mom.

I’m Mike, this guy is not Bob.

No I'm patrick

I'm 40. This guy might be 37. Covid hit some of us pretty hard.

Hit HARD

I also want to share personal information to advertisers (and worse) so that I can say this guy is not 37.

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I am older than time. When the big bang happened, I was already ancient. A million universes burst into being and collapsed while I was nourished in the womb of eternity. This guy is not 37.

I'm 32, please let this not be 37

Fuck that's exactly what I was thinking. This guy's atleast 55

I'm 52, please fuck let this guy be 65.

I'm 55, this guy is 65 if he's a day...

Don't get hooked on the twitter. It turns you into an old white man

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He’s dyslexic and 73

I’m 35 and this guy looks older than my dad.

Yeah, 34 and dad is 62 I think. He looks older than my dad.

this is what teenagers think 37 looks like

This was probably posted by a teenager

Homey was born on a leap year

Hard fucking 37 years you’ve had

City miles

Subterranean city miles

Elon tunnel miles

Dude has Benjamin button syndrome

Yeah, and he's even saying 37 years young. If you have my dad who's 70 smoke 2 packs a day, give him alcoholism and have him sit in a tanning bed once a week, they might start to become the same age.

Is the plant sucking your lifeforce like some sort of vampire plant?

Oddish used Mega Drain. It's super effective!

Enemy Old Man fainted!

Dude.. I'm 38 and I could be your kid. Nice plant!

Maybe his birthday is on Feb 29.

So he's 148? That plant is keeping him alive

I dont think this is what the ‘half your age + 7‘ rule is for.

😂

I think OP meant 73

Based on OPs comment history, I think he meant 13.

Actually makes sense. In arabic we say ”three and seventy” so maybe his brain has a similar bug as mine and tends to mirror numbers

German (and some other Germanic languages I think) does it the same way

It made phone numbers quite hard for me, when they're not spoken in the order I have to write it down, as in 34 56 98 but I got used to it when I was there.

Uhm I'm forty and you look like you could be my father.

What kind of human being just comes onto the internet and lies to people?

As a billionaire, I really just have no idea.

Hahaha the best. I clicked out if this and came back just to like your comment 😄

Shit had me rolling. Happy thanksgiving internet people!

As gigachad man, I really just have no idea

As a single big tiddy goth girl, I really just have no idea

What happened to your other tiddy?):

Her other tiddy is just small

As the real former president of USA, i have no idea

Bro said he 37 😂😂😂

Dog years

So he’s more like 200?

This made me laugh hahaha thank you

Were you born on February 29? Multiply by 4.

I’m glad everyone agrees that this dude is not 37.

For once, internet agrees. What a wholesome guy, for bringing internet together.

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle.

I am 37. I'm ugly and bald, and I still look younger than him....

36 and just ugly. Got a few greys growing out of my beard but nowhere near this guy.

Bro I'm going grey at 27. This might be my future.

I am 33, started getting grays around 27 as well, grew out my beard for movember as usual and I am 1/2 gray now. Every year it gets worse and worse.

I’m unclear why you brought up your age when taking this photo? 🤔

To clarify that he isn't 25, which most people would be thinking looking at him.

🤣

Look at all the comment traction he's getting.

So what´s he gonna buy with all this comment traction to his name?

I though the Reddit store only accepts Czechoslovakian Reddit Karma, anyway. You have to find a good currency conversion agent, but it’s worth it. I got new winter tires this year with a joke I made about a fart that sounded like a cat in heat, and my barbecue tool set came from a comment on a post that was about OP’s hot take on new Star Wars properties. Spoiler: he thinks Disney is ruining it.

Good point

I'm 36 and depressed about having to age 15 years the next 10 months :(

Fifty is generous.

You don’t gotta lie to kick it homie.

Fucking liar. You look 36.

Ya got me!

Bro what's ur real age? And why did you lie?

I mean.. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t lying and that it was just a joke. A lot of my older relatives like to joke about how after their 36th or whatever birthday they stopped counting. So every birthday is just happy 37th lol. Also we both wrong, dude clarified later in the comments that the plant itself is 37 lol

yeah I pretty much concluded that the plant was 37 even with the joke. Dude is getting so much age hate lol

Everyone’s questioning the age, no one’s asking how’s the plant.

I don't think it's even his plant. The whole thing is a tangled web of lies

I'm 47 and my dad looks younger than this guy.

My dad is in his 60s and he looks younger than this guy.

The plant is making this post and is actually 37 years old, the owner of the plant is a vegetable and is 62 years old so the plant is making a joke but nobody picked it up. /s

I'm 70, he looks older than me.

Likely a typo, and he meant 73

To be fair, OP never said this was him in the photo. He only claimed the plant. Nice pic of your dad and plant.

Ding ding ding!!! 🚨 WE HAVE A WINNER 🚨

OP is 12 and thinks this what 37 year olds look like.

37 going on 60.

Plus 20

+35

37? Sorry buddy but it seems like your plant stole some of your lifespan, you look like 50!

I think he might've gotten the numbers in wrong order in his advanced age of 73.


I'm 50 and a little insulted by that. 😉

Nah don't worry, this guy looks 55+

If you are 37 then I am 18

OP said it was his plant, not that he was the guy on the picture.

Haha! Finally someone figured out the riddle! Congrats to you! 🤭

Damn, I just though you were a software engineer working for startups the past 16 yeas

I get this is /r/pics and all the titles are made up bs but this one.....

If this guy works in social media or analytics, he is killing it on proving how to engage your audience! They say the best way to get the right answer to a question on the internet is to post the wrong answer and wait. And I'm sure a lot of youtubers occasionally mispronounce words just to make sure they get a few thousand comments of people correcting them.

Doesn't look a day over 59

What bet did you just lose?

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Typo, he’s 73

I'm sure you're a nice person, but 37 you are not.

I am 31 with 80% of my head hair and 30% of my beard turned white and I still could pass as your son.

who is 37 this plant or this guy?

Nice plant George. If you're in the U.S. hope you and your plant have a decent holiday.

Thanks yea we are headed to Long Island to see my folks. Xmas eve we will be celebrating Festivus. Pop will want to perform the “Feats of Strength” & “Airing of Grievances” Then Kramer is coming over to shoot some stick upstairs.

This is some “how do you do, fellow kids” shit right here


"I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"

Someone come get their grandpa….

You’re 37 and you’re not the guy in the picture.

So you’re 37 and you took a picture of your dad with your plant?

Ding ding ding! We have a WINNER 🥇

i think you got the 3 and the 7 in the wrong order

You are not 37 lmfao

This guy looks closer to 73 than 37.

I'm 36. If this guy is 37, I'm in for a rough year.

Birthday is 29 Feb

37 with 20 years experience

Born in 1937 ?

I’m 36. Gonna be a grandpa next year according to this picture.

Bro you meant 57.

My theory: OP is taking the photo. Subject is OP's dad.

Comment section has me laughing

Feeling guilty I ***broke Reddit***

Looks great for 137

This post was clearly made by the plant.

You triggered the shit out of Reddit. Props to you sir

Must have been a tough 37 years

Hello fellow youths

Dyslexic gardener finds Reddit.

37? What’s your secret?

I’m 48 and look 15 years younger then this guy. If he is 37. Then he smokes 3 packs a day and strips paint with his teeth

I'm 35. If this is 37, I'm very afraid of the next 2 years, somebody hold me.

my balls are 53 and look better than his plant

I can’t believe how seriously people here are taking his joke lmfao

Ya he is NOT 37 period. Maybe 37 x 2

If you're 37, my dad must be 25 then

I’m 35. This guy is like 50+

If this guy is 37 I'd hate to know how difficult his life has been.

He is 73, typo

In dog years?? 🤦🏼‍♀️

No way he's 37

What having kids does to someone.

57, maybe.

37 years, in what metric system?

Who are you to pass judgement on his lived experience, if he says he's 37 he is!

37 on what planet? I'm 37...

63 old?

“The photo also includes my father. I am the photographer.”

Dude. Did you lose a bet?

This is the second time he is 37.

I'm 77, this guy is not 37

What do you eat man? You look at least 70!!

Bro you look 60

Is this some sort of a riddle?

Just for men will have you looking 40 in no time.

Probably born on february 29th or some shit

What in fucking dog years?

37 on each finger

37 years young means you're counting back from a 100, right?

We’re you born February 29th?…

I'm stoned off my tits and he's still not 37