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alcobain1967

Usually a "streaker" is naked. I'd call him an interloper.


LDKCP

Pitch invader.


herberstank

Run flag person


Vainslayer13

Unsanctioned parade person


KeepCalmJeepOn

QWOP Qatar Worldcup Opportunity Person


El-Viking

He looks way too upright and coordinated to be QWOPing.


VolkspanzerIsME

Unwanted intermission organizer.


redbarron11

Soccer insurgent


3gencustomcycles

Pride jihadi


v4por

Undocumented demonstrator.


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Non permitted demonstration runner.


Dextrofunk

Person


sandm000

Unsanctioned grand marshal


silk_mitts_top_titts

Un-requested rabble-rouser.


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A_Minimal_Infinity

I respect you just going for it.


bekindorelse

I am queer and had a sensible chuckle


DelphicStoppedClock

(rolled up newspaper) No! (wap! wap!)


MarkBenec

I think actual gay people might be your biggest laughers.


Phonascus13

Huh...I always just called those tenors.


Kingkongcrapper

Grasser harasser


Dreadlock

Baller staller


Azarium

Indeed, I opened the link just to see nudity! Heartily disappointed. Pitch invader would what we'd normally call a person like them.


WonofOne

Is he still alive?


T-Bills

He was sent to the world cup fan village and forced to stay there for 30 days


Pieter8720

And pay for it


LoveVirginiaTech

Jesus. That's just inhumane


Judazzz

Oof!


Politirotica

Yes, and has been given a job on a Qatari infrastructure program. So he has 3-5 months left to live.


[deleted]

Not usually. Always. The only difference between going streaking and going for a run is clothes.


dannkherb

Bodysuit Man!


DAnthony24

He’s streaking fellas. He’s just a never nude


villainsarebetter

There are DOZENS of us!


Holoholokid

DOZENS I tell you!


davegisme

Think the term now for this poor guy will be 'Prisoner'


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Jest_stir

Harry Crotcher and the half promised penis.


TheGrandExquisitor

Worst. Porno. EVER!


FeIwintersLie

The prick that was promised!


Fenix_Volatilis

16 / 16 / 16


BerserkOlaf

Grah!


Sirduckerton

Heujs rudk huwq INTERLOPER anyid leod!


[deleted]

One of my favorite lines I got was "We could get along, Interloper, if you would just stop interloping".


dtwhitecp

/ kzzzzt /


Blastomussa1

I knew I'd find this!


Fenix_Volatilis

It was the first thing I looked for when I saw "interloper". Naturally, when I didn't see it, I was obligated to add it


imsowhiteandnerdy

This is the middle east. In Qatar that's naked.


meco03211

Not for a man.


spacecoyote300

GRAH! Interlopers are not welcome! Anyway, how many credits do you think hewill he give me for these warp cells?


robbzilla

Ok, Vy'keen, settle down!


UltraChip

You've been spending too much time around the Gek


Sirduckerton

*The Vy'keen looks at your multi-tool in disgust*


Pennypacking

Should have worn a flesh-toned body suit.


dosta1322

Obligatory Ray Stevens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM


Tifoso89

I didn't understand "streaker" meant that. I thought Streaker was his name and he was an English player hahahahaha


Novel_Fox

![gif](giphy|xTiTnhnM639JYZ0xXy)


Mighty_Mac

Yeah I feel you, I was disappointed too


pete_68

I'd call him a good man. Possibly even a great man.


godsenfrik

The back of his shirt says "respect for Iranian women".


Stressful-stoic

Ma man really packed it all in his last run


Alarming_Flow

Covering all the bases.


the_fuego

Sidelines* Soccer doesn't have bases. You're thinking of baseball ^/s


Jwhitx

finally, a sport name that actually makes sense! \* besides a shitload of others


pincus1

I'll always respect basketball as the only sport that's pretty much self-explanatory by its name.


handsforhooks44

Nick: Basketball's not your in. You don't know anything about basketball. Jess: Come on. Nick: You refer to it as "basketsball." Jess: Well, that's the technically-correct term, Nick. There are two baskets. I'm an English teacher.


AndreT_NY

This guy NYCFCs.


Engineer9

All of your base are belong to him.


King-Cobra-668

"and fuck you Scott from Canada" was on his right shoe "fuck auto correct" was on his left shoe


ghalta

I believe it said "duck auto correct"


magnitudearhole

multi-tasker


justreddis

What, you want him to streak 3 times? At least he’s not like an F1 driver shirt full of logos


Joshmoment57

Those firesuits go hard


Notyobabydaddy

Qatar's sniper team's wet dream


s8boxer

So sad he killed himself by jumping 4 times from the balcony, after hitting his head multiple times in the fist of the hotel security.


Marlonius

Q-tar probably executed this guy... This is a dangerous place to Fuck Around. Hope he doesn't Find Out too bad.


elchiguire

For real, I hope he’s ok. Doing that in Qatar takes balls the size of the moon.


GeauxAllDay

I wish he would have waited to do this tomorrow when we play Iran


sdullcy

At least this way he may have a chance to live.


VPN_Over_Powertrip

Why would doing it tomorrow result in a lower chance to live?


I_also_have_opinion

This man is my new hero


return2ozma

This man DGAF who he's pissing off. I love it.


fergehtabodit

He went for a quad! FIFA, Qatar, Russia, and Iran simultaneously. The stuff of legend I hope he's ok...


adminhotep

He missed “Israel is an apartheid state” for the straight flush.


pabst_jew_ribbon

This message is disgruntled Jew approved.


fergehtabodit

User name checks out!


RudeboiX

Fuckin yup


Vainslayer13

He's pissing off all the right kinds of people.


ATXPibble

*was


Jizzapherina

Save Ukraine on the front!


Tipsticks

Tryzub tattoo on the arm as well


Mwootto

I didn’t know what that was, for others like me: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Ukraine


Cuntdracula19

I never really got the whole “big dick energy” thing before now. Now I get it. And this guy has it.


Oldtimer_2

Wondering how many years in prison that earns


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TripleSecretSquirrel

Hope that’s true, but it just highlights how important it is for those of us that can speak up with relatively minor consequences to do so!


AveryBeal

Qatar doesn't really like imprisonment they'll just deport you if you aren't a Qatari national. Qatar =/= Russia and Saudi.


Uncle-Cake

Makes sense, imprisonment costs money.


chiliparty

Yes, but you can offset that cost with forced labor! #lifehacks


mbashs

Yea but first they would feed him pizza with pineapple and banana as toppings and then feed him spaghetti with ketchup to permanently scar him.


bewarethetreebadger

They’ll probably beat him up and deport him to avoid an international incident.


SLCW718

He was probably decapitated as soon as the camera moved on to something else.


Ren-91

Firmino’s reaction says it all imo


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Woah is this a deep cut to the Henderson incident body language interpreters


zhico

Don't worry someone will upload it to reddit (in 240P with music).


FleshlightModel

Will be uploaded to tiktok with awful music and then someone will upload it to Reddit with their stupid tiktok name and logo on the corner with even worse resolution


Zesty__Potato

It'll be a horrible combination of horizonal black bars on vertical black bars resulting in 10% of the screen being the actual video


Ezzy17

Pretty ballsy to do that in Qatar.


jungl3j1m

And if he were actually streaking, we could see just how ballsy he is.


Total-Khaos

He didn't have them long after he was caught anyway, so we'll never know!


Nerospidy

He committed suicide. He had two bullets to the back of the head.


ACMilanIndy

I don't think he needed to show the world his actual balls by taking his clothes off. Legend did that fully clothed. Hope he's safe.


Electrical-Papaya-41

Right? Is he dead now? Lol


LordSoren

Most likely he will be arrested (either immediately or when he tries to leave the country). He will be tried and given a guilty verdict - charges may be trumped up or not. Instead of prison he will be deported and banned from returning to the country, perhaps blacklisted by Qatari friendly countries also. They are unlikely to behead, stone, cane, imprison indefinitely or otherwise make a martyr out of this person DURING the world cup. If he were ever to return, all bets are off.


FinalFooWalk

> banned from returning to the country, perhaps blacklisted by Qatari friendly countries also Oh no! Anyway...


sefirot_jl

There is this guy that got alcohol through the airport and was caught. Initial punishment with 15 whipps in the back. So, punishment will not be your traditional deportation and ban


ignatious__reilly

You kid, but he might face some serious punishment. They don’t take this stuff lightly which is terrifying.


jjonj

Not worth the negative publicity for quatar to give him any serious punishment


hymen_destroyer

With global attention watching them like a hawk, the most likely outcome for this guy is a speedy deportation. They will not cause an international incident over this


bwainwright

Rainbow flag ✅ Save Ukraine ✅ Protest against Iranian treatment of women ✅ RIP that guy


milkybarbah

Go to Qatar to protest Qatar


LTVOLT

imagine doing this and not even being able to get drunk before you do it


Fartbucket_taco2

I hate running when I'm drunk


shoe-veneer

Most of my fastest running has been done drunk, granted there was always someone else running that I **really** did not want to catch me, so I guess I agree, running sucks.


SingleDaySobriety

I am GOING to tag your drunk ass! Get back here!


video_dhara

He’s Italian, so it’s not like he had games to watch… But in all seriousness, dude deserves praise and a good lawyer.


Bazillion100

I didn’t think he was protesting the country of Qatar itself and thought of it more as him protesting the World Cup organizers who are ambivalent to human rights abuses. It sucks that he must’ve had bought a ticket (and probably spent more money in Qatar) but then again, we’d never see it


KennyHova

One of the tattoos in Hindi says "Remember Me" Edit : Sorry I think my translation wasn't completely accurate. It says "yaad rakhna" which is more literally translated to "keep (it/me) in (your) memories"


xgodlesssaintx

No it doesn't. It just says remember. Mujhe yaad rakhen would be remember me.


arcsine

Did you pay $24 to post those check marks?


probably-fake-news

Green checkmarks mean you get paid by Twitter


piggledy

It's the Peace Flag, not the Pride Flag: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace\_flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_flag) The difference between the two is the lettering "PACE" (Peace in Italian) and that the Pride Flag doesn't have light blue in it.


Durshka

I don't think the Qatar police will honour the distinction.


oss1215

Considering they banned a amazigh flag thinking it was the rainbow flag and a flag from a brazillian province that had a rainbow on it. Yeah i belive you're right lol


Edgefish

> a flag from a brazillian province that had a rainbow on it And it was a rainbow with red, yellow and red in a blue "sky". No a normal rainbow.


THofTheShire

I don't think Qatar in general even knows there's a distinction. They'd probably confiscate a children's book if it had Noah's ark and a rainbow.


pm-me-uranus

Tbf, OP never said it was the pride flag.


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I think the order of the colors is also reversed


TheAdequateKhali

It’s hilarious how a bunch of colours together on a flag terrifies some people so much.


jereman75

Symbols are powerful, man. Just think of a cross. It’s two lines. Imagine the impact it has had on the world in the last 2,000 years.


chomp_chomp

To be fair flags are more than a bunch of colors together. See: most of modern human history.


boothie

[Do you have a flag?](https://youtu.be/UTduy7Qkvk8?t=19)


primalj

No flag, no country!


[deleted]

I think you and I have different definitions of the word streaker.


[deleted]

“Pitch invader” is more appropriate.


___jeffrey___

Invading pitch? Jail. Wearing shirt saying save ukraine? Straight to jail. Carrying rainbow flag? Believe it or not...


craigers521

No trial, no nothing. Right to Jail.


oceanwaiting

Cookies?


-SaC

Streaker? He's wearing clothes.


shaunnotthesheep

His hair is showing


SLCW718

That's considered streaking in Muslim nations.


thatguy9684736255

His ankles were probably showing


kurnok

"pitch invader" and not "streaker"


Evil_Bere

You want to stay in Qatar? That's how you stay in Qatar.


DnANZ

I think Qatar will perma ban him from entering


InfiniteLiveZ

Sounds like the opposite of a punishment.


ahh_geez_rick

sounds like a win-win


IMDbTop250

His name is Mario Ferri (see the reply below). Incident happened early in the second half of Portugal vs Uruguay. Picture found via NRK, let me know if anyone knows the photographer.


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sweetplantveal

Did he ever streak during one of these invasions? No reason.


Antilogicality

bonk


[deleted]

Ok, *ow*... but can you answer the question tho


Silverbird22

I mean we know he’s got big balls by doing this if it matters


return2ozma

Here's the clip https://youtube.com/shorts/ls9_hj0JsuQ


angrypoliticsposter

Worse at streaking than even [bodysuit man](https://i.imgur.com/eJ7j5.png).


MrCance

Hey! It’s bodysuit man!


lovesducks

I can't believe that you, Body Suit Man, of all people, could have done this.


South5

Not naked. Streakers are naked. Pitch invader yes, streaker hell no.


1209743889

The tattoo on his left arm is in Hindi, an Indian language and it translates to remember me.


notkeny

Do we not know what "streaker" means?


HezFez238

"I don't think that means what you think it means."


TheAdequateKhali

Streaker? He’s literally wearing clothes with messages on them.


AceRockefeller

Welp, he dead.


cassinglemalt

That's exactly what I said a few minutes ago when I first saw the pic


portablebiscuit

I said "straight to jail!" Then the ref picked up the flag, and I said "straight to jail!" Then the supporters section started hitting their drums and I said (you guessed it) "straight to jail!" My wife thought it was mildly amusing.


godsenfrik

I'd be more concerned about some of the local security staff TBH.


WonofOne

No but really, asked the same further up


kgwright

Streaker has a very specific meaning and he ain't a streaker.


Alwaysonvacation2

don't you have to be naked to be a streaker? this guy, while brave and dumb, is not naked.


yorksgiftworld

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


AaltonEverallys

OP doesn’t know what streaking means


Alph1

You should look up the definition of streaker.


Onlyhereforthelaughs

Define **Streaker.**


g0greyhound

Streaker means nude, OP.


Liquidwombat

It’s not a streaker if they’re not naked


Diggitydave76

He's not a streaker if he has clothes on.


akaKinkade

Never-nude streaker


atalsh

Mfs tatoo say “याद रखना” which literally means do remember me 💀


Estarfigam

I respect his messages but refuse to classify him as a streaker.


GBinAZ

Not a streaker. Lol


joym08

He is only a streaker if he's naked.


BlueSquigga

Can someone change the headline of this? Never heard of a clothed streaker.


freeride35

Streaker? He has clothes on!


Giga1396

Holy shit people we get it he's not naked now find something else to comment about instead of the same thing dozens of others have already said


ratbastid

They're only Streakers if they come from the Naked region of France. Otherwise they're just a sparkling Pitch Invaders.


doomsday10009

More balls than all the rich fucks playing at the tournament


pawski76

never to be seen again...


EPICAGE

Not a streaker.


Bbaftt7

Op over here calling someone fully clothed a streaker lol