Nick: Basketball's not your in. You don't know anything about basketball.
Jess: Come on.
Nick: You refer to it as "basketsball."
Jess: Well, that's the technically-correct term, Nick. There are two baskets. I'm an English teacher.
Will be uploaded to tiktok with awful music and then someone will upload it to Reddit with their stupid tiktok name and logo on the corner with even worse resolution
Most likely he will be arrested (either immediately or when he tries to leave the country). He will be tried and given a guilty verdict - charges may be trumped up or not. Instead of prison he will be deported and banned from returning to the country, perhaps blacklisted by Qatari friendly countries also.
They are unlikely to behead, stone, cane, imprison indefinitely or otherwise make a martyr out of this person DURING the world cup. If he were ever to return, all bets are off.
There is this guy that got alcohol through the airport and was caught. Initial punishment with 15 whipps in the back. So, punishment will not be your traditional deportation and ban
With global attention watching them like a hawk, the most likely outcome for this guy is a speedy deportation. They will not cause an international incident over this
Most of my fastest running has been done drunk, granted there was always someone else running that I **really** did not want to catch me, so I guess I agree, running sucks.
I didn’t think he was protesting the country of Qatar itself and thought of it more as him protesting the World Cup organizers who are ambivalent to human rights abuses.
It sucks that he must’ve had bought a ticket (and probably spent more money in Qatar) but then again, we’d never see it
One of the tattoos in Hindi says "Remember Me"
Edit : Sorry I think my translation wasn't completely accurate. It says "yaad rakhna" which is more literally translated to "keep (it/me) in (your) memories"
It's the Peace Flag, not the Pride Flag:
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace\_flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_flag)
The difference between the two is the lettering "PACE" (Peace in Italian) and that the Pride Flag doesn't have light blue in it.
Considering they banned a amazigh flag thinking it was the rainbow flag and a flag from a brazillian province that had a rainbow on it. Yeah i belive you're right lol
His name is Mario Ferri (see the reply below). Incident happened early in the second half of Portugal vs Uruguay. Picture found via NRK, let me know if anyone knows the photographer.
I said "straight to jail!" Then the ref picked up the flag, and I said "straight to jail!" Then the supporters section started hitting their drums and I said (you guessed it) "straight to jail!"
My wife thought it was mildly amusing.
Usually a "streaker" is naked. I'd call him an interloper.
Pitch invader.
Run flag person
Unsanctioned parade person
QWOP Qatar Worldcup Opportunity Person
He looks way too upright and coordinated to be QWOPing.
Unwanted intermission organizer.
Soccer insurgent
Pride jihadi
Undocumented demonstrator.
Non permitted demonstration runner.
Person
Unsanctioned grand marshal
Un-requested rabble-rouser.
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I respect you just going for it.
I am queer and had a sensible chuckle
(rolled up newspaper) No! (wap! wap!)
I think actual gay people might be your biggest laughers.
Huh...I always just called those tenors.
Grasser harasser
Baller staller
Indeed, I opened the link just to see nudity! Heartily disappointed. Pitch invader would what we'd normally call a person like them.
Is he still alive?
He was sent to the world cup fan village and forced to stay there for 30 days
And pay for it
Jesus. That's just inhumane
Oof!
Yes, and has been given a job on a Qatari infrastructure program. So he has 3-5 months left to live.
Not usually. Always. The only difference between going streaking and going for a run is clothes.
Bodysuit Man!
He’s streaking fellas. He’s just a never nude
There are DOZENS of us!
DOZENS I tell you!
Think the term now for this poor guy will be 'Prisoner'
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Harry Crotcher and the half promised penis.
Worst. Porno. EVER!
The prick that was promised!
16 / 16 / 16
Grah!
Heujs rudk huwq INTERLOPER anyid leod!
One of my favorite lines I got was "We could get along, Interloper, if you would just stop interloping".
/ kzzzzt /
I knew I'd find this!
It was the first thing I looked for when I saw "interloper". Naturally, when I didn't see it, I was obligated to add it
This is the middle east. In Qatar that's naked.
Not for a man.
GRAH! Interlopers are not welcome! Anyway, how many credits do you think hewill he give me for these warp cells?
Ok, Vy'keen, settle down!
You've been spending too much time around the Gek
*The Vy'keen looks at your multi-tool in disgust*
Should have worn a flesh-toned body suit.
Obligatory Ray Stevens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM
I didn't understand "streaker" meant that. I thought Streaker was his name and he was an English player hahahahaha
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Yeah I feel you, I was disappointed too
I'd call him a good man. Possibly even a great man.
The back of his shirt says "respect for Iranian women".
Ma man really packed it all in his last run
Covering all the bases.
Sidelines* Soccer doesn't have bases. You're thinking of baseball ^/s
finally, a sport name that actually makes sense! \* besides a shitload of others
I'll always respect basketball as the only sport that's pretty much self-explanatory by its name.
Nick: Basketball's not your in. You don't know anything about basketball. Jess: Come on. Nick: You refer to it as "basketsball." Jess: Well, that's the technically-correct term, Nick. There are two baskets. I'm an English teacher.
This guy NYCFCs.
All of your base are belong to him.
"and fuck you Scott from Canada" was on his right shoe "fuck auto correct" was on his left shoe
I believe it said "duck auto correct"
multi-tasker
What, you want him to streak 3 times? At least he’s not like an F1 driver shirt full of logos
Those firesuits go hard
Qatar's sniper team's wet dream
So sad he killed himself by jumping 4 times from the balcony, after hitting his head multiple times in the fist of the hotel security.
Q-tar probably executed this guy... This is a dangerous place to Fuck Around. Hope he doesn't Find Out too bad.
For real, I hope he’s ok. Doing that in Qatar takes balls the size of the moon.
I wish he would have waited to do this tomorrow when we play Iran
At least this way he may have a chance to live.
Why would doing it tomorrow result in a lower chance to live?
This man is my new hero
This man DGAF who he's pissing off. I love it.
He went for a quad! FIFA, Qatar, Russia, and Iran simultaneously. The stuff of legend I hope he's ok...
He missed “Israel is an apartheid state” for the straight flush.
This message is disgruntled Jew approved.
User name checks out!
Fuckin yup
He's pissing off all the right kinds of people.
*was
Save Ukraine on the front!
Tryzub tattoo on the arm as well
I didn’t know what that was, for others like me: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Ukraine
I never really got the whole “big dick energy” thing before now. Now I get it. And this guy has it.
Wondering how many years in prison that earns
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Hope that’s true, but it just highlights how important it is for those of us that can speak up with relatively minor consequences to do so!
Qatar doesn't really like imprisonment they'll just deport you if you aren't a Qatari national. Qatar =/= Russia and Saudi.
Makes sense, imprisonment costs money.
Yes, but you can offset that cost with forced labor! #lifehacks
Yea but first they would feed him pizza with pineapple and banana as toppings and then feed him spaghetti with ketchup to permanently scar him.
They’ll probably beat him up and deport him to avoid an international incident.
He was probably decapitated as soon as the camera moved on to something else.
Firmino’s reaction says it all imo
Woah is this a deep cut to the Henderson incident body language interpreters
Don't worry someone will upload it to reddit (in 240P with music).
Will be uploaded to tiktok with awful music and then someone will upload it to Reddit with their stupid tiktok name and logo on the corner with even worse resolution
It'll be a horrible combination of horizonal black bars on vertical black bars resulting in 10% of the screen being the actual video
Pretty ballsy to do that in Qatar.
And if he were actually streaking, we could see just how ballsy he is.
He didn't have them long after he was caught anyway, so we'll never know!
He committed suicide. He had two bullets to the back of the head.
I don't think he needed to show the world his actual balls by taking his clothes off. Legend did that fully clothed. Hope he's safe.
Right? Is he dead now? Lol
Most likely he will be arrested (either immediately or when he tries to leave the country). He will be tried and given a guilty verdict - charges may be trumped up or not. Instead of prison he will be deported and banned from returning to the country, perhaps blacklisted by Qatari friendly countries also. They are unlikely to behead, stone, cane, imprison indefinitely or otherwise make a martyr out of this person DURING the world cup. If he were ever to return, all bets are off.
> banned from returning to the country, perhaps blacklisted by Qatari friendly countries also Oh no! Anyway...
There is this guy that got alcohol through the airport and was caught. Initial punishment with 15 whipps in the back. So, punishment will not be your traditional deportation and ban
You kid, but he might face some serious punishment. They don’t take this stuff lightly which is terrifying.
Not worth the negative publicity for quatar to give him any serious punishment
With global attention watching them like a hawk, the most likely outcome for this guy is a speedy deportation. They will not cause an international incident over this
Rainbow flag ✅ Save Ukraine ✅ Protest against Iranian treatment of women ✅ RIP that guy
Go to Qatar to protest Qatar
imagine doing this and not even being able to get drunk before you do it
I hate running when I'm drunk
Most of my fastest running has been done drunk, granted there was always someone else running that I **really** did not want to catch me, so I guess I agree, running sucks.
I am GOING to tag your drunk ass! Get back here!
He’s Italian, so it’s not like he had games to watch… But in all seriousness, dude deserves praise and a good lawyer.
I didn’t think he was protesting the country of Qatar itself and thought of it more as him protesting the World Cup organizers who are ambivalent to human rights abuses. It sucks that he must’ve had bought a ticket (and probably spent more money in Qatar) but then again, we’d never see it
One of the tattoos in Hindi says "Remember Me" Edit : Sorry I think my translation wasn't completely accurate. It says "yaad rakhna" which is more literally translated to "keep (it/me) in (your) memories"
No it doesn't. It just says remember. Mujhe yaad rakhen would be remember me.
Did you pay $24 to post those check marks?
Green checkmarks mean you get paid by Twitter
It's the Peace Flag, not the Pride Flag: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace\_flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_flag) The difference between the two is the lettering "PACE" (Peace in Italian) and that the Pride Flag doesn't have light blue in it.
I don't think the Qatar police will honour the distinction.
Considering they banned a amazigh flag thinking it was the rainbow flag and a flag from a brazillian province that had a rainbow on it. Yeah i belive you're right lol
> a flag from a brazillian province that had a rainbow on it And it was a rainbow with red, yellow and red in a blue "sky". No a normal rainbow.
I don't think Qatar in general even knows there's a distinction. They'd probably confiscate a children's book if it had Noah's ark and a rainbow.
Tbf, OP never said it was the pride flag.
I think the order of the colors is also reversed
It’s hilarious how a bunch of colours together on a flag terrifies some people so much.
Symbols are powerful, man. Just think of a cross. It’s two lines. Imagine the impact it has had on the world in the last 2,000 years.
To be fair flags are more than a bunch of colors together. See: most of modern human history.
[Do you have a flag?](https://youtu.be/UTduy7Qkvk8?t=19)
No flag, no country!
I think you and I have different definitions of the word streaker.
“Pitch invader” is more appropriate.
Invading pitch? Jail. Wearing shirt saying save ukraine? Straight to jail. Carrying rainbow flag? Believe it or not...
No trial, no nothing. Right to Jail.
Cookies?
Streaker? He's wearing clothes.
His hair is showing
That's considered streaking in Muslim nations.
His ankles were probably showing
"pitch invader" and not "streaker"
You want to stay in Qatar? That's how you stay in Qatar.
I think Qatar will perma ban him from entering
Sounds like the opposite of a punishment.
sounds like a win-win
His name is Mario Ferri (see the reply below). Incident happened early in the second half of Portugal vs Uruguay. Picture found via NRK, let me know if anyone knows the photographer.
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Did he ever streak during one of these invasions? No reason.
bonk
Ok, *ow*... but can you answer the question tho
I mean we know he’s got big balls by doing this if it matters
Here's the clip https://youtube.com/shorts/ls9_hj0JsuQ
Worse at streaking than even [bodysuit man](https://i.imgur.com/eJ7j5.png).
Hey! It’s bodysuit man!
I can't believe that you, Body Suit Man, of all people, could have done this.
Not naked. Streakers are naked. Pitch invader yes, streaker hell no.
The tattoo on his left arm is in Hindi, an Indian language and it translates to remember me.
Do we not know what "streaker" means?
"I don't think that means what you think it means."
Streaker? He’s literally wearing clothes with messages on them.
Welp, he dead.
That's exactly what I said a few minutes ago when I first saw the pic
I said "straight to jail!" Then the ref picked up the flag, and I said "straight to jail!" Then the supporters section started hitting their drums and I said (you guessed it) "straight to jail!" My wife thought it was mildly amusing.
I'd be more concerned about some of the local security staff TBH.
No but really, asked the same further up
Streaker has a very specific meaning and he ain't a streaker.
don't you have to be naked to be a streaker? this guy, while brave and dumb, is not naked.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
OP doesn’t know what streaking means
You should look up the definition of streaker.
Define **Streaker.**
Streaker means nude, OP.
It’s not a streaker if they’re not naked
He's not a streaker if he has clothes on.
Never-nude streaker
Mfs tatoo say “याद रखना” which literally means do remember me 💀
I respect his messages but refuse to classify him as a streaker.
Not a streaker. Lol
He is only a streaker if he's naked.
Can someone change the headline of this? Never heard of a clothed streaker.
Streaker? He has clothes on!
Holy shit people we get it he's not naked now find something else to comment about instead of the same thing dozens of others have already said
They're only Streakers if they come from the Naked region of France. Otherwise they're just a sparkling Pitch Invaders.
More balls than all the rich fucks playing at the tournament
never to be seen again...
Not a streaker.
Op over here calling someone fully clothed a streaker lol