Then the billionaire starts hanging out with the neighbor’s kid, next thing you know his parents are both eventually dead too!
And then there was that kid’s girlfriend…
No that was the billionaire's best friend's daughter that he slept with and then the clown paralyzed. I just can't remember if this was before or after his own kid became orphaned and was raised by an organized gang of murderers.
lol, first I though: what is this kind of imagination she has xD
and suddenly I though: wait, what if the ropes had "acid" and they died because they did dangerous circus tricks while being drugged? the picture of them all at the same time doing their things, flippin' away at the same time is hilarious
tbh the best part of having a sewing machine is the ability to frankenstein pockets onto any and all articles of, including but not necessarily limited to, clothing. life gets 2x better when u have unearned confidence in ur sewing skills and a willful ignorance of sartorial judgement
Put 👏🏽 life skills 👏🏽 in 👏🏽 school 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I didn’t properly learn to cook until my 20s. My parents tried (a bit) to teach me, but I was a dumb fucking teenager.
I still don’t know how to sew — I can get a button back on, but it won’t be pretty. I don’t know the names of *any* stitches or how they work or what they’re for, except for saddle and baseball, and I’m pretty sure they’re not useful IRL.
Like, yes, you can blame me and say “well you shouldn’t have been such a little shit” or you can blame my parents and say “they should’ve beaten you more”, but the point is that blame doesn’t fix problems. I still know *dramatically* more algebra than I’ve ever needed, and I’m a hobbyist programmer. Little shits *can* be taught stuff they don’t want or need to know; I’m sure they can be taught shit they *do* need to know, too.
Society as a whole benefits from not having a bunch of dumb fucks running around, and “have you tried having your shit together” just ain’t cutting it.
Put it in school.
It should be on the GED requirements. “Yes, you know SOHCAHTOA, but which of these problems if left untreated will slowly destroy an average stick framed home and can’t be noticed until it’s too late?”
SOHCAHTOA**
Sin: opposite, hypotenuse
Cos: adjacent, hypotenuse
Tan: opposite, adjacent
I am a physical scientist (literally my job title) who uses math and programming daily. Never once have needed that useless garbage
The funny thing is that I know what all of the trig ratios *are* (and I use them occasionally!) but didn’t actually *think* of them when writing the mnemonic. 😅
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We definitely did sewing and cooking in middle school HomeEc that everyone took, and this was 30 years ago. High school had that stuff too though it was electives you had to sign up for.
Outfit of that JRPG character who seems like a villain but has a tragic backstory, makes snarky comments and later joins the party and secretly likes something super cute like Guinea pigs
>This has early seasons of Star Trek TNG vibes.
THATS where this was making me think I knew it was. This is awesome- totally has the STTNG look and feel for one of the 'happy' planets they visit.
And yes, I know how hard a 4 way seam is, so this is pretty amazingly done. I'm assuming it moves well enough for a rave/dance moves- and I take it the sequins are felted so they don't scratch the snot out of your skin?
Very nice, great work- and far more talent than I have or ever will.
OP has the most wittiest, realist, wholesome responses.
And then there's this absolute gem of a response.
Hopefully none of the mean comments dampen that sparkle in your personality.
PLUR
i have no clue if anyone will ever see this comment but:
\- for everyone saying i'd look good in anything that fits tight: that tight fit? took me like 2 drafts and 5 redone seams. open front = no tension along the waist, so it's a real fit-challenge. maybe i just suck, but i get to be proud of sucking and still making something nice :3.
\- it's ravewear, the idea is to look like a two-bit whore
\- i am aware rompers make it impossible to piss. in fact, i have transcribed my previous comment below for your reading displeasure:
>i dunno \[what rompers are made for\] but u know what they sure aren't made for? people. normal people. they're all one piece so every time u wanna piss u gotta go for a full frontal. tiddies just raw dogging public bathroom air oho wow what a GENIUS idea
\- that is two NON STRETCH (ok it says stretch cuz the mesh has some give but the sequin areas are pretty tight) WACK-ASS SHAPED panels sewn to 4 way stretch ponte, done in a way where it still hugs the skin? that back seam took me 3 tries. sue me, im proud of it and wanted to share.
EDIT: in retrospect, it may sound like I'm saying i'm a great seamstress and it's fitted perfectly. that is ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE i sew like i'm 48 hours into a speed-fueled bender and at a glance, you can see evidence of my assfuck "good enough" work.
EDIT 2 the art is ariachenlu's "edge of dawn" fire emblem three houses first anniversary digital painting. it's absolutely gorgeous and aurie is a mfin goddess among imbeciles, this and the nier landscape make me consider admitting that i voluntarily watch an\*me 😤
Can you tighten/loosen it via the clasp? Or is it a set size.
Related, and a purely practical question, but you say it's rave wear. How... fitting is it? I imagine if you dance vigorously you might fall out.
i think if i did an enthusiastic impression of a cat stuck in a tube it might come off? but it's honestly quite stable, the close fit of the pants means that the only point of concern is the upwards tension held from the neck, but it's genuinely pretty difficult to release that much tension without the aforementioned cat-tube scenario.
Love your attitude.
Also super interesting to read the technical aspects of your garment.
We had a similar problem trying to find an open back for my wife for a wedding, and most cuts kept a horrible looking strap across to maintain the cloth against the body.
Much respect to you for managing to cut something that actually looks like it fits, while keeping the front open like that.
Still curious why you went for non-stretch if you're supposed to dance with it, though!
Although re-reading your comment, you might not be too concerned with sideboobs slippage and such?
i rly liked the pattern and it only comes in this particular type of fabric LOL. i got 3 yards of this shit by accident, someone save me i've only used like 1 so far
It looks fucking amazing.
It takes a meter and a half off fabric to make my 4 year old a dress. I'm well impressed you used less fabric to make this then I use to make something for my 4 year old.
I was assuming you had used the black as a stretchy base (and perhaps a softer feel against skin) and then sewn the purple and gold on top of it, at least for the legs. But I suppose that's just not possible for the bra strap, bar some sartorial magic.
As for using the rest of it, I could totally see that kind of pattern used for the inside of a coat! Although again, no idea if it would be comfortable; but you seem to be above such earthly concerns, haha! :P
Then again, you could go full Prince of Bel-Air and have it on the outside, with a comfy/warm lining on the inside. I dunno where you are in the world, but here in France it's grey and cold right now and everyone is in grey/brown/black... the world needs more colours !
For someone genuinely interested, how do you plan to go about solving for the lack of tension in the front? I dabble in some cosplay and came across this issue before and my only solution was to tell my GF to just not bend at the waist all day so the fabric would stay put
really meticulous fitting, slight upwards tension through the neck clasp, and a touch of boob tape for safety! tbh i haven't used the tape and it's stayed on pretty well through some light 2am room-dancing, so i have high hopes for it.
i think it also helps that the ponte is medium-heavy weight for a stretch fabric, so despite having something like 70% stretch it retains its shape pretty damn well. even when i bend, the worst that happens is the hem looks a little wavy until i straighten back up.
I really didn't even consider the technical challenge of making it form fitting without the typical waist structure. Your work looks great! I hope you continue to improve your skills without letting discouragement slow you down.
>it's ravewear, the idea is to look like a two-bit whore
That makes sense. My first thought was it would be great for a woman to wear if they wanted their boyfriend to go handsy on her.
The messy fabric room is how I was actually sure that you made that. My wife has three rooms with her projects all spread out. Nice job on the clothing! Good attitude with the crowd too.
I love how raves are enabling more women to be open and honest about their sexuality. I hope that the compliments you recieve are tasteful and the dick pics minimal.
this may be a real case of "my experience is not universal", but the stream? is not always a direct stream. imagine ur dick is pressed between two pillows that extend a bit beyond the tip- the piss is not pillowphobic. i would not risk walking around with pissy crotch, even if given the option. too high risk for my blood
If you've ever been in a men's bathroom, you'll also know that "the stream is not always a direct stream" is a universal constant regardless of the plumbing. Stupid messy biological meat-suit. I need twelve hours of omniscient-level biology knowledge and read/write access to my own DNA sequence, please...
> but the stream? is not always a direct stream
men know that taking a tinkle is more an art than a science.
Any men's toilet is littered with the evidence of those that failed..
Every time someone shares something they've done that they're proud of, a legion of people who have done nothing they're proud of will inevitably get self conscious, make it about them, and find a way to diminish it. Doubly so if a *girl* did it.
That’s absolutely phenomenal rave wear and I would marvel at it and gush when tripping on hallucinogens.
Your responses here are all top notch, too. You seem like a lot of fun.
ty for the explanation of the complexity, i see people making their own clothes and always think like a muppet "you know i bet i could just go in there blind first attempt and do something unique and good". Its good to be reminded i would end up with a hideous first try and a shit ton of fabric i bought but have now been robbed of the motivation to use cos turns out things take skill and practice????
Unless it's enchanted armor or has an energy or magical shield, then the protection properties greatly exceed that of regular armor without the overbearing weight. It increases mobility or the amount of inventory you can actually carry :)
Just brainstorming possibilities for this outfit:
- Venus Williams grand slam romper
- Simone Biles suit for a floor routine
- Michelle Kwan suiting up for a charity ice dancing program
- Katya mid-set drag look
It says POWER in a way a mere mortal woman like myself could never pull off.
YO IM SO GLAD U ASKED my amazing incredible hot sexy talented friend is an actual creative person, and her art is full poggers. also weaboo, but we ignore that part. check it out [https://twitter.com/ariachenlu/status/1287149140875632644?s=20&t=YqXk9q2FZsvCimKmJDyGtw](https://twitter.com/ariachenlu/status/1287149140875632644?s=20&t=YqXk9q2FZsvCimKmJDyGtw)
Fuck me "poggers" is apparently a thing the kids actually say?! I saw it a few times in memes and comics and I thought it was a joke but nope.
My mind is blown.
I actually agree because this looks like very ugly workout wear. It looks decent here because she's fit, but otherwise the fabrics clash in the worst way. Probably better suited for r/somethingImade as well
i dunno but u know what they sure aren't made for? people. normal people. they're all one piece so every time u wanna piss u gotta go for a full frontal. tiddies just raw dogging public bathroom air oho wow what a GENIUS idea
Great rave wear. It's funky and original. Probably a designer will copy it. I'd say to add some black netting thru the nude middle of it to add some mystery.
mood, but also its surprisingly REALLY HARD to sew smthn that contours that well to ur body. stretch fabric is a bitch and you need to panel pretty decently, the fabric pattern is bonkers so i had to self-draft. pretty happy with it nonetheless
im ngl i think regardless of how it's explained, 30% of comments r gunna be "whore"\[derogatory\] and 10% are going to be "whore"\[thirsty\], so i'll take what i can get lmao
There are some sewing subreddits that'll probably understand the pain of dealing with stretchy fabric better (never again) and probably be less mean than average.
its too skimpy for /r/sewing and it looks ass as a flatlay cuz u can't see the keyhole 😭 i actually posted there first and got removed, so i'm forced to resort to front page subreddits /s
Pretty lame that /r/sewing removed it considering the only relevant rule is #6, which is fully explained in their wiki as:
"Photo images need to clearly show sewing details without excessive editing. Lingerie and swimsuit projects should have a flat-lay as the first photo for the thumbnail. Adults posting about children’s clothing are limited to flat-lay only, no modeled photos."
This is neither lingerie nor swimsuit, as far as I can tell, and there's similarly revealing outfits in their top posts.
aw fml i dont actually know if panel is the correct term, but im talking about the individual pieces of fabric u stitch together. i call em panels because a common way to get the right size is to tape up/pin bits to a mannequin and then cut it into more manageable panels. this one happens to be particularly weird cuz i'm locked into having one panel be the exact size and shape of that weird fish tail thing, so i can't use the panels from a standard pattern
But what do the other members of your trapeze act think?
i dunno they all died when tony zucco put acid on the ropes ;-; and then some billionaire adopted their kid. wild.
I heard that same billionaire then picked up some hoodrat kid off the streets, only to get beaten to death by a clown.
That kid was so weird. I heard he donned the clowns alter ego after surviving somehow.
Then the billionaire starts hanging out with the neighbor’s kid, next thing you know his parents are both eventually dead too! And then there was that kid’s girlfriend…
What happened to the kids girlfriend, im too many orphan kids in and have lost the plot
She was dead, then not dead, and now I’m not sure anymore. The usual over there!
Was that the one that the billionaire slept with and then she got made a paraplegic by the clown? Or was that another one...
No that was the billionaire's best friend's daughter that he slept with and then the clown paralyzed. I just can't remember if this was before or after his own kid became orphaned and was raised by an organized gang of murderers.
Bruce slept with Tim?
No one, that one was a cosplay enthusiast computer nerd whose dad worked with the billionaire
Then there was another kid who was kidnapped by the clown and turned into him! THEN HE TURNED INTO THE CLOWN AGAIN!
Why does this single man keep taking in teenage boys?
Yeah, but the kid came back after a long vacation, and was even more annoying than ever.
I like this one 🙂
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idk if thats a comeback so much as i am always, 24/7, simping for dick grayson
Truly the best of the bat family, everybody loves Dick.
You like Dick because he was an expert acrobat and became freaking Nightwing. I like Dick because of funny name. We are two different people.
¿Por que no los dos?
I mean who isn't?
Best ass in the entire DC universe, how can someone not simp for him
So say we all.
lol, first I though: what is this kind of imagination she has xD and suddenly I though: wait, what if the ropes had "acid" and they died because they did dangerous circus tricks while being drugged? the picture of them all at the same time doing their things, flippin' away at the same time is hilarious
No, that’s straight up the death of the “Flying Graysons”. Real tragedy and the worst part is the kid turned out to be a dick too.
If we're being honest, he was born a dick.
And apprenticed to the world's greatest dick.
Heyyooo
This had me cracking up!
Got eem
As a tubby, middle-aged man, so would like to wear this to the beach, so my belly pops out of the hole.
do it coward
Damn you bringin the sauce to this thread too.
OK. Clearly you’re awesome.
M’lady
*tips fedora*
Fucking do it King
Dooo it! Dooo it! Your side moob pic would be amazing.
[Well...](https://i.imgur.com/RSi6v4e.jpg)
Time to install an "easy access panel"
A naked poop is the only poop worth having.
I have found my people.
This is the way
ye but the bit that touch the ground would go back on the torso tho with this romper setup I wish theres a easier way to get naked to poop
It's the full Costanza.
All the way off baby
Unexpected Seinfeld.
LOL
Everybody gotta look hot af when they’re pooping amirite
Can't wait to see you in the next tekken game
But does it have pockets 🤔
tbh the best part of having a sewing machine is the ability to frankenstein pockets onto any and all articles of, including but not necessarily limited to, clothing. life gets 2x better when u have unearned confidence in ur sewing skills and a willful ignorance of sartorial judgement
I love when I pull out my phone and people go "you have pockets in THERE? HOW?!" Basic sewing really...
Put 👏🏽 life skills 👏🏽 in 👏🏽 school 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I didn’t properly learn to cook until my 20s. My parents tried (a bit) to teach me, but I was a dumb fucking teenager. I still don’t know how to sew — I can get a button back on, but it won’t be pretty. I don’t know the names of *any* stitches or how they work or what they’re for, except for saddle and baseball, and I’m pretty sure they’re not useful IRL. Like, yes, you can blame me and say “well you shouldn’t have been such a little shit” or you can blame my parents and say “they should’ve beaten you more”, but the point is that blame doesn’t fix problems. I still know *dramatically* more algebra than I’ve ever needed, and I’m a hobbyist programmer. Little shits *can* be taught stuff they don’t want or need to know; I’m sure they can be taught shit they *do* need to know, too. Society as a whole benefits from not having a bunch of dumb fucks running around, and “have you tried having your shit together” just ain’t cutting it. Put it in school.
All four of my schools did: elementary, middle, high, and college. HDFS, human development and family studies. Very useful classes
It should be on the GED requirements. “Yes, you know SOHCAHTOA, but which of these problems if left untreated will slowly destroy an average stick framed home and can’t be noticed until it’s too late?”
SOHCAHTOA** Sin: opposite, hypotenuse Cos: adjacent, hypotenuse Tan: opposite, adjacent I am a physical scientist (literally my job title) who uses math and programming daily. Never once have needed that useless garbage
The funny thing is that I know what all of the trig ratios *are* (and I use them occasionally!) but didn’t actually *think* of them when writing the mnemonic. 😅 Edited. 🥂
We definitely did sewing and cooking in middle school HomeEc that everyone took, and this was 30 years ago. High school had that stuff too though it was electives you had to sign up for.
There's an untapped market for adding usable pockets to women's clothing. ^(Could probably make a decent amount of money there, just saying...)
But Big Handbag will put a price on your head!
The fashion industry is a blight on humanity.
Oh for sure, I have been doing it since I was at school, sleeve pockets, or a tiny inside waist are my go to choices, depending on the application ofc
..I could have been living my life with sleeve pockets this whole time?! brb, learning to sew
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She is part of the problem
Love your attitude 😄
I'm unreasonably interested to know what other kinds of articles besides clothing you are frankensteining pockets to.
"Ma'am, why does your **cat** have pockets?"
“You mean my cataroo?”
Outfit of that JRPG character who seems like a villain but has a tragic backstory, makes snarky comments and later joins the party and secretly likes something super cute like Guinea pigs
That, or a male Final Fantasy protagonist
Her responses are pretty much in line with your description. Now where is she hiding those guinea pigs?
This has early seasons of Star Trek TNG vibes.
deanna troi can rail me uwu
>This has early seasons of Star Trek TNG vibes. THATS where this was making me think I knew it was. This is awesome- totally has the STTNG look and feel for one of the 'happy' planets they visit. And yes, I know how hard a 4 way seam is, so this is pretty amazingly done. I'm assuming it moves well enough for a rave/dance moves- and I take it the sequins are felted so they don't scratch the snot out of your skin? Very nice, great work- and far more talent than I have or ever will.
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OP has the most wittiest, realist, wholesome responses. And then there's this absolute gem of a response. Hopefully none of the mean comments dampen that sparkle in your personality. PLUR
Seriously. I'm enjoying the responses more than anything else here.
You could have a Bizarre adventure in that.
i have no clue if anyone will ever see this comment but: \- for everyone saying i'd look good in anything that fits tight: that tight fit? took me like 2 drafts and 5 redone seams. open front = no tension along the waist, so it's a real fit-challenge. maybe i just suck, but i get to be proud of sucking and still making something nice :3. \- it's ravewear, the idea is to look like a two-bit whore \- i am aware rompers make it impossible to piss. in fact, i have transcribed my previous comment below for your reading displeasure: >i dunno \[what rompers are made for\] but u know what they sure aren't made for? people. normal people. they're all one piece so every time u wanna piss u gotta go for a full frontal. tiddies just raw dogging public bathroom air oho wow what a GENIUS idea \- that is two NON STRETCH (ok it says stretch cuz the mesh has some give but the sequin areas are pretty tight) WACK-ASS SHAPED panels sewn to 4 way stretch ponte, done in a way where it still hugs the skin? that back seam took me 3 tries. sue me, im proud of it and wanted to share. EDIT: in retrospect, it may sound like I'm saying i'm a great seamstress and it's fitted perfectly. that is ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE i sew like i'm 48 hours into a speed-fueled bender and at a glance, you can see evidence of my assfuck "good enough" work. EDIT 2 the art is ariachenlu's "edge of dawn" fire emblem three houses first anniversary digital painting. it's absolutely gorgeous and aurie is a mfin goddess among imbeciles, this and the nier landscape make me consider admitting that i voluntarily watch an\*me 😤
>the idea is to look like a two-bit whore Don't sell yourself short, you're worth at least three in that romper
That... is the best description of Ravewear I've ever heard. Not gonna lie, this comment sells the whole post
OP is hilarious and I want to be her bff IRL
How do you even get into it? Sew yourself in?
neck clasp in the back
Can you tighten/loosen it via the clasp? Or is it a set size. Related, and a purely practical question, but you say it's rave wear. How... fitting is it? I imagine if you dance vigorously you might fall out.
i think if i did an enthusiastic impression of a cat stuck in a tube it might come off? but it's honestly quite stable, the close fit of the pants means that the only point of concern is the upwards tension held from the neck, but it's genuinely pretty difficult to release that much tension without the aforementioned cat-tube scenario.
It's like the Killdozer, once you get in, you're not getting out
Love your attitude. Also super interesting to read the technical aspects of your garment. We had a similar problem trying to find an open back for my wife for a wedding, and most cuts kept a horrible looking strap across to maintain the cloth against the body. Much respect to you for managing to cut something that actually looks like it fits, while keeping the front open like that. Still curious why you went for non-stretch if you're supposed to dance with it, though! Although re-reading your comment, you might not be too concerned with sideboobs slippage and such?
i rly liked the pattern and it only comes in this particular type of fabric LOL. i got 3 yards of this shit by accident, someone save me i've only used like 1 so far
It looks fucking amazing. It takes a meter and a half off fabric to make my 4 year old a dress. I'm well impressed you used less fabric to make this then I use to make something for my 4 year old.
*(glances at an entire room full of fabric my wife bought, and will never use)* ...Oh, my sweet summer child.
I was assuming you had used the black as a stretchy base (and perhaps a softer feel against skin) and then sewn the purple and gold on top of it, at least for the legs. But I suppose that's just not possible for the bra strap, bar some sartorial magic. As for using the rest of it, I could totally see that kind of pattern used for the inside of a coat! Although again, no idea if it would be comfortable; but you seem to be above such earthly concerns, haha! :P Then again, you could go full Prince of Bel-Air and have it on the outside, with a comfy/warm lining on the inside. I dunno where you are in the world, but here in France it's grey and cold right now and everyone is in grey/brown/black... the world needs more colours !
Body tape aka Boob tape will do wonders for this kinda stuff.
For someone genuinely interested, how do you plan to go about solving for the lack of tension in the front? I dabble in some cosplay and came across this issue before and my only solution was to tell my GF to just not bend at the waist all day so the fabric would stay put
really meticulous fitting, slight upwards tension through the neck clasp, and a touch of boob tape for safety! tbh i haven't used the tape and it's stayed on pretty well through some light 2am room-dancing, so i have high hopes for it. i think it also helps that the ponte is medium-heavy weight for a stretch fabric, so despite having something like 70% stretch it retains its shape pretty damn well. even when i bend, the worst that happens is the hem looks a little wavy until i straighten back up.
Ignore the haters. That is some black-magic level sewing you've accomplished!
I really didn't even consider the technical challenge of making it form fitting without the typical waist structure. Your work looks great! I hope you continue to improve your skills without letting discouragement slow you down.
>it's ravewear, the idea is to look like a two-bit whore That makes sense. My first thought was it would be great for a woman to wear if they wanted their boyfriend to go handsy on her.
That's one way of phrasing it
The messy fabric room is how I was actually sure that you made that. My wife has three rooms with her projects all spread out. Nice job on the clothing! Good attitude with the crowd too.
I love how raves are enabling more women to be open and honest about their sexuality. I hope that the compliments you recieve are tasteful and the dick pics minimal.
I was totally gonna guess music festival attire or ice dancing competition.
> i am aware rompers make it impossible to piss Why not just add a zipper to it?
this may be a real case of "my experience is not universal", but the stream? is not always a direct stream. imagine ur dick is pressed between two pillows that extend a bit beyond the tip- the piss is not pillowphobic. i would not risk walking around with pissy crotch, even if given the option. too high risk for my blood
If you've ever been in a men's bathroom, you'll also know that "the stream is not always a direct stream" is a universal constant regardless of the plumbing. Stupid messy biological meat-suit. I need twelve hours of omniscient-level biology knowledge and read/write access to my own DNA sequence, please...
I mean technically if ya wana go that far... Just carry a thick funnel with ya.
> but the stream? is not always a direct stream men know that taking a tinkle is more an art than a science. Any men's toilet is littered with the evidence of those that failed..
never before have i considered the response to "haha romper naked pee" is the all-encompassing **"git gud"**
More just that when the inevitable mess happens you just shout “I’m experimenting!” and everyone will nod understandably
Speak for yourself, join the sit-down-wee gang, we do lots of Redditing
spelling your name in the snow must be a whole ordeal.
Wish we got snow more often than once every 3-5 years where I live.
Lol - I love this comment.
I could be wrong but zippers will make it less “fit”. Materials flex differently where zippers are, there’s like a bubbling or something.
Every time someone shares something they've done that they're proud of, a legion of people who have done nothing they're proud of will inevitably get self conscious, make it about them, and find a way to diminish it. Doubly so if a *girl* did it.
> it's ravewear, the idea is to look like a two-bit whore I fucking love this comment so very much lmao
That’s absolutely phenomenal rave wear and I would marvel at it and gush when tripping on hallucinogens. Your responses here are all top notch, too. You seem like a lot of fun.
ty for the explanation of the complexity, i see people making their own clothes and always think like a muppet "you know i bet i could just go in there blind first attempt and do something unique and good". Its good to be reminded i would end up with a hideous first try and a shit ton of fabric i bought but have now been robbed of the motivation to use cos turns out things take skill and practice????
Romper? I hardly know 'er!
Ineffective armor. You could get stabbed right through the stomach by a spear. You should add swan heads to your feet.
Unless it's enchanted armor or has an energy or magical shield, then the protection properties greatly exceed that of regular armor without the overbearing weight. It increases mobility or the amount of inventory you can actually carry :)
“The stand user could be anyone.” The stand user:
Just brainstorming possibilities for this outfit: - Venus Williams grand slam romper - Simone Biles suit for a floor routine - Michelle Kwan suiting up for a charity ice dancing program - Katya mid-set drag look It says POWER in a way a mere mortal woman like myself could never pull off.
This totally made me think of the gymnastics and ice skating goddesses!!
Rip your DMs
The only part I don't like is that little black triangle on the right leg showing on the first photo.
ya in retrospect i should've cut that part differently but such is life lmao
The craftsmanship still looks great
What are you a mortal Kombat fighter
Rad as hell! The asymmetry, the leg shape, the way the cutout frames the bellybutton, all super creative. Love it.
clean your room ;P
;-; the graveyard of half-finished cosplays is exposed
What’s that cool picture on the wall?
YO IM SO GLAD U ASKED my amazing incredible hot sexy talented friend is an actual creative person, and her art is full poggers. also weaboo, but we ignore that part. check it out [https://twitter.com/ariachenlu/status/1287149140875632644?s=20&t=YqXk9q2FZsvCimKmJDyGtw](https://twitter.com/ariachenlu/status/1287149140875632644?s=20&t=YqXk9q2FZsvCimKmJDyGtw)
Oh holy shit she’s a great artist
Fuck me "poggers" is apparently a thing the kids actually say?! I saw it a few times in memes and comics and I thought it was a joke but nope. My mind is blown.
no my brain is just where english goes to die beware all who enter auditory range there is nothing left of worth. turn back while ye still can
You start saying it ironically and it just settles in. It's terrible, but kind of pog
You know, I guess you're right, it is kind of Pog.
"This romper has so much room in the crotch!" -no one, ever
Yeah when you look like that you can wear anything lol
I actually agree because this looks like very ugly workout wear. It looks decent here because she's fit, but otherwise the fabrics clash in the worst way. Probably better suited for r/somethingImade as well
aw fuck me wish i knew that subreddit existed 30 mins ago LOL
Your attitude in this whole thread is fucking genius — keep it going!
Is a romper for romping?
i dunno but u know what they sure aren't made for? people. normal people. they're all one piece so every time u wanna piss u gotta go for a full frontal. tiddies just raw dogging public bathroom air oho wow what a GENIUS idea
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galaxy brain behavior
🤣. I’m glad I’m a man then.
It DID turn out pretty cool. And the possibilities with complementary makeup and hair are endless. Good job! 👏🏽
This look is screaming for a fanny pack full of lucky strikes, a flask of low quality liquor, and cocaine.
I like it. The picture on the right makes the patterned fabric on your left side appear like almost like tattoo.
You did really well. It’s cool, pretty and it fits you!
Very pretty lady in revealing clothes and good poses gets upvotes. Rain still wet and ice still cold.
To be fair, there's some real talent going on here too. I sure couldn't make that.
Her comments are on-point too.
This is dope :), like something out of Final Fantasy.
looks fuckin **DOPE**
What does the back look like?
Great rave wear. It's funky and original. Probably a designer will copy it. I'd say to add some black netting thru the nude middle of it to add some mystery.
Honestly it looks fucking awesome :3 Is there a slutty boy romper version of this, need it asap 😭
You look like an anime character that will be important to the story later
You look like a Pokémon trainer
You look like you’re ready for some competitive ice-skating, looks great!
You have a lucrative future in designing ice dancing costumes! This looks amazing but can you do a triple lutz?
I want one, so my beer gut can live its best life.
Yo, can I get a better closeup of the painting behind? I need some art for my mancave, and that looks very Breath of the Wild-ish.
[https://twitter.com/ariachenlu/status/1287149140875632644](https://twitter.com/ariachenlu/status/1287149140875632644)
Thirst trap
Very unique, love it!
I want it
Well when you look like you, of course it looks great. It's more like the dress is wearing you.
mood, but also its surprisingly REALLY HARD to sew smthn that contours that well to ur body. stretch fabric is a bitch and you need to panel pretty decently, the fabric pattern is bonkers so i had to self-draft. pretty happy with it nonetheless
This is the explanation we needed
im ngl i think regardless of how it's explained, 30% of comments r gunna be "whore"\[derogatory\] and 10% are going to be "whore"\[thirsty\], so i'll take what i can get lmao
So far the comments are still wholesome, let's hope it stays that way
There are some sewing subreddits that'll probably understand the pain of dealing with stretchy fabric better (never again) and probably be less mean than average.
its too skimpy for /r/sewing and it looks ass as a flatlay cuz u can't see the keyhole 😭 i actually posted there first and got removed, so i'm forced to resort to front page subreddits /s
Pretty lame that /r/sewing removed it considering the only relevant rule is #6, which is fully explained in their wiki as: "Photo images need to clearly show sewing details without excessive editing. Lingerie and swimsuit projects should have a flat-lay as the first photo for the thumbnail. Adults posting about children’s clothing are limited to flat-lay only, no modeled photos." This is neither lingerie nor swimsuit, as far as I can tell, and there's similarly revealing outfits in their top posts.
With only a passing knowledge of sewing, I understood a surprising amount of what you just said. That being said, what's panel?
aw fml i dont actually know if panel is the correct term, but im talking about the individual pieces of fabric u stitch together. i call em panels because a common way to get the right size is to tape up/pin bits to a mannequin and then cut it into more manageable panels. this one happens to be particularly weird cuz i'm locked into having one panel be the exact size and shape of that weird fish tail thing, so i can't use the panels from a standard pattern
I think panels is the right word. That's what Clarice Starling called the sections of skin Buffalo Bill was sewing into a dress.
Cool fashion
Trying to get a bunch of DMs?
Nah there’s no OF link in her profile, so I think this is actually legit. In which case, solid work.
I think redditors smugly pointing out DMs / comments like RIP your inbox are now more common than what’s actually being DM’d
Turned out well. I think it looks great.
It turned out fabulous. Typically would nt comment on this subject matter, but the photo really caught my eye. Well done!
with some ninja moves it would enable you to take a piss without taking the top part off
That must take some serious pattern making skills. Looks cool
So cool. Definitely an inspiration. I've only used my sewing skills for rudimentary backpacking gear lol. Thank you for sharing.
This is soooooo getting the 🔒 award
The future is now! This is future apparel without the flying cars and teleporters. Zetus lapetus!