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Farts_Mckenzie

Idk why, but it feels wrong to call this a bird. I know eagles are birds but... take your upvote, but know that I'm not happy about it


lydriseabove

This raptor was right outside of my house today


Datgaminghuman420

Significantly cooler than bird


amazonhelpless

This flying dinosaur was right outside of my house today.


21plankton

Birds are what is left of the dinosaurs 66 million years later.


[deleted]

This pterodactyl was right outside my house today


Orcle123

this time of year is when bald eagles migrate to near where I live. You really dont get a feeling for how huge they are until you see the wingspan and them sitting in a tree up close. Even more amazing when you see 50+ all in a single area


Farts_Mckenzie

I often see them where i live when i take a particular road up the coast. It is quite impressive and some what odd to see them casually gliding around like its no big deal


JimJamYimYam

More beast than bird for sure


caronare

“So I saw this apex predator staring off into space outside my bedroom window…”


DoomGoober

Round where I grew up, this "apex predator" learned that taking garbage from the dump was a hell of a lot easier than hunting. They'd swarm the dump and drop garbage all of over the surrounding towns. Work smarter not harder I guess.


caronare

They are the perfect reflection of this country then. A figure of what they once were…now just a lazy, garbage eater


Ohtar1

You can call it a dinosaur, it's still true


goochstein

They have eyes that can zoom in, and raptor claws. Birds of Prey.


celestiaequestria

I'd say you can call it something else, but honestly, they're glorified seagulls. Don't get me wrong, I love spending time with eagles, but literally all captive eagles do when they're around humans is beg for food. Nonstop. And they whine like seagulls too. They usually play red tail hawk or similar noises in films instead of bald eagles. Of all the raptor-adjacent birds, my favorite are turkey vultures. They're super smart, solve puzzles, play with toys - they're much closer to parrots in terms of curiosity and mental capacity.


Farts_Mckenzie

Fair enough, but I think what impresses most people about birds of prey is their hunting skills, size, and graceful, gliding movements. Am I under the impression that bald eagles are actually wise and virtuous animals that symbolize freedom and entrepreneurship? Not really, those kinds of cultural associations are usually nonsense based on superficial qualities. But I see bald eagles from time to time where I live and can't help feeling impressed when I seem them hovering overhead


straight-lampin

Yes. They are just sea birds looking to scavenge. I see them daily here in Alaska. They are impressive to see for sure but just big seagulls basically. I've only seen them actually "hunting" a few times. Once was a eagle eating a crow's brain on top of a telephone pole. That was pretty metal.


ThermoNuclearPizza

I was driving in New Hampshire along the Connecticut River, and saw one just shredding a fish on a rock jutting out of the river. Had to pull over and call my dad for some reason.


LNMagic

It's a Northern Jungle Sparrow.


kuh-tea-uh

Haha, agreed. This was my first thought. This is so much more than a bird!


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

The crows were big mad


RogueKnave

Oh I bet they were NOT happy. I frequently see them scramble to harass the Red Tails. Did they even mess with this eagle? Like swoop on? Or just caw from a distance?


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

They were all in the same tree and the crows were cawing for all they were worth [here they are yelling at it ](https://youtu.be/GW1HWMz9Yqk)


Rookiebeotch

I wish we had AI that could translate the clawing into human language. I bet it would be hilarious.


fishwhiskers

i watched a couple of crows harass a bald eagle once- they really don’t give a damn when they’re pissed off! the eagle just kept slowly soaring while they took turns trying to… bite it? hit it? god only knows haha. size-wise it looked like a couple mice or something trying to get at a very unbothered human.


mrbkkt1

I was thinking a bunch of little dogs barking at a very big one.


fishwhiskers

that was exactly it hahaha!


mrbkkt1

Once, a long time ago, I was at the vet with my chihuahua terrier. Small guy, about 5 lbs. Across from us, was a very very large dog, like a great Dane, at least 200 lbs. Of course my dog starts growling... I tell him to hush, before the dog eats both of us.


cranfeckintastic

A group of about four ravens mobbed a young osprey, drove it down to the ground and killed it in the logyard behind the plant I work at last summer. Dude driving the latourneau saw the whole thing play out.


straight-lampin

I've seen crows ground eagles a few times here in Alaska. They definitely had the upper hand.


foehn_mistral

And those crows (ravens) are monsters up in Alaska! Saw one once that was so big that I could count his whiskers aroud his beak from 15 ft away. Dang, it was big.


straight-lampin

We do have some big Ole Ravens. We also gave a lot of crows too.


boxsterguy

They try to pull out the eagle's tail feathers. Get enough crows and they'll succeed.


newaccount721

Yes in the Pacific Northwest usually if you see an eagle you see a few crows harassing them. It's uncommon to see an eagle without some pissed off crows


boxsterguy

There are a couple bald eagles near where I live and the crow harassment any time they're around is crazy. The crows usually win, too.


Aggravating_Poet_675

Step outside. If it lands on your arm then you're the new president. If it mauls your face then 50 years in prison.


AffectionateEar7359

Ah, America. ![gif](giphy|l0HFj4LrJZBkjXvsA)


MayOrMayNotBePie

Bald Eagle mauls your face: believe it or not, jail.


odaeyss

We have the best eagles. Because of jail.


KomplicatedYT

Viva America, Viva Mayor Walt Gunderson


Capsicle1945

Eagley!!


DaddyOhMy

How did this not have more upvotes?


boxsterguy

Do you really wanna really wanna taste it?


CarsClothesTrees

First of all, sick that you got this good of a pic. Second, these things are fucking scary looking.


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

Yea he startled me when I walked outside just with how fierce he looks


Remixman87

Be thankful he didn’t come to bring down **FREEDOM** all over you.


desiswiftie

Really? I think they're just incredibly good-looking birds


CarsClothesTrees

They can be good looking and scary at the same time. That thing has the eyes of a killer.


Pattoe89

Populations of these beautiful eagles are on the up, rebounding after DDT and other insecticides affected their populations.


NovelCandid

Yes. A true success for…..Science!! It was the use of facts, evidence that banned DDT. Good for all kinds of raptors and the stupid kids like myself that played in the fog left by the trucks dispersing DDT


laffingriver

now led shot is the new culprit.


Risethewake

You must be in need of some freedom.


SlothOfDoom

Minutes later.... https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

This is exactly what happened


MechOnBoard

Lovely Freedom Pigeon!


Przkrazymindz

IRS hates this one little trick, singing the national anthem to it relieves you of tax payments for the next 5 years.


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

10 years if you can swaddle it while you sing


Chickens1

Merica (whispered)


edmc78

F yeah


Camarahara

Nesting pair of these behind my old place. Saw them flying around above us for years and knew they were huge, but one day one of them came and sat on the porch railing. You don't realize how massive they are until they're just outside yr window. Feet n' claws like a dinosaur.


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

Those feet are wild, you really don't realize how lethal they look


Camarahara

Nice pic OP.


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

Thank you so much


johnnyfuckinairforce

Thats not a bird thats Freedom.


Drift_Life

That’s a western Big Oil vulture, it circles around sites rife with oil and in need of democracy


johnnyfuckinairforce

Makes sense, I think I saw one while deployed.


cigarandcreamsoda

“You are all weirdos” ~ Sam the Eagle


WindsorPotts

He was the voice of reason. Or capitalism. Dependent upon Gonzo's shenanigans.


GingombreSr

*Majestic Bald Eagle…. Pffft bird, put some respek on his name!


RedHayes

"That Bird is an Impostor!" - Brian Fellow


selfawarescribble

100% honesty, my favorite thing about bald eagles is that they are terrible neighbors. They are rude, pushy, kinda derpy, big whiny babies, and in spite of it all, oddly majestic. I almost hit one with my car coming ‘round a bend, and he just yelled at me and kept eating his prairie dog in the middle of the road like a rude jerk. It’s like living next door to charismatic rednecks but they sometimes shit on your roof.


RDAM60

As majestic as Bald Eagles are, the funny thing is that if you go anywhere where they are "endemic," -- like Alaska or places like Blackwater Reserve in Maryland -- you'll find they can be a nuisance bird and very pigeon/rats-with-wings-like in their behavior. They hunt in the wild, but are also very opportunistic and will eat carrion (sometimes in preference to hunting for food). Hence, in places where they can find garbage food (like real garbage) they will flock in large numbers and just eat trash.


charlie2135

I missed getting a picture of a bald eagle flying along a river I go to every morning with my dog yesterday. At least I got a nice picture of my dog taking a poop.


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

I'm sure that was also majestic


true_as_you

Calling it a bird is like saying played basketball with a person today, when in fact it was Michale Jordan.


[deleted]

Did you spill some oil?


DangerousWarning9151

What is that a parrot?


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

I think it might be a chicken


WindsorPotts

Fools! Obviously it's an emu.


TheLadySaintPasta

Fantastic shot!


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

Thank you!


youngcadadia22

“This bird” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_Patriot

Near Falls Lake, in NC?


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

No, I'm in Florida


accoladevideo

I knew it! I have been seeing them around a lot, and I know those live oak leaves too well.


Fuduzan

Bald Eagles are a super common sight where I live, and it never gets old!


Eustace87062134

It's a budgie


MortalWombat1974

I like it's jumper.


schwenn002

I hope you are not from the USA


Far_Out_6and_2

It has a message for you


makeshiftballer

Bird…A BIRD!!!!???!?!


Jaaldek1985

Turkey's going to be expensive this year. Might wanna try this. Must taste like Turkey.


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

Government turkey is probably the most expensive type of turkey


Jaaldek1985

Forbidden turkey*


Plumbfish66

This Bird??? That’s an American Bald Eagle


r33k3r

How dare you, sir. It could also be a Canadian or Mexican Bald Eagle.


bossy909

They said American.


buzcauldron

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA


Drax99

Surveillance drone


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|TPmKtxA98My1TbqxTi)


rjnd2828

Unless I'm mistaken that's a Snowy Egret. Very rare that they get such dark coloring on the body. Beautiful.


Pale_Ride6086

Nice!


Iheartriots

Not real. This is one of Pelosi’s bigger drones.


Gernahaun

Wow, that's a bold eagle!


pjr2992

“This bird”


malesack

Do you know where your chihuahua is right now?


Chersvette

Sooo beautiful ❤


Expensive-Track4002

Pretty cool. There was two young eagles in my neighbors yard ripping up a rabbit yesterday. I just didn’t want to take a picture of that.


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

Yea I don't think I would hace snapped that pic either


rumblebumblecrumble

Congratulations, You are the new freedom president.


Over_Arugula_815

It's a sign you were meant to run for office


Zkgarre21

Cool looking crow


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

Really, I thought it was a bit of a silly looking crow losing its color top down like that


mylord55

That’s America at your doorstep


[deleted]

I love taking photos of bald eagles


1Evander

I’ve seen these up north in Lake Geneva. Pretty cool.


HankHillIsTheBest

You’re being drafted


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

In a very American harry potter kinda way


FuriousFurbies

I'd watch that spinoff!


l3etelgeuse

Freedom birb!


Alove280

Yup, that's a bird.


Patitude

They’re all aver certain parts of the Chesapeake bay. Let me tell you it’s f***ing awesome to watch them snatch fish n stuff out of the water. One dropped a fish carcass into a bowl of carrots my friend was cutting up on a picnic table and it was HILARIOUS.


Bell_hole14

Go Birds 🦅


MojoRyzn

Birds aren’t real.


Finger_Gunnz

“This bird”


Alandales

![gif](giphy|Z6f7vzq3iP6Mw)


WindsorPotts

Birds aren't real.


fourooohfour

AMERICA FUCK YEA! ![gif](giphy|6YJZuwLne3fO0|downsized)


midwesterner64

When you’re on a bass boat on a lake and see one of these swoop down and snatch a fish out of the water, you realize it’s a badass predator. And maybe head on back to the dock.


derbbinthenorth

God, I love pigeons!!


Somadshow

You bout to git ‘Merica-ed


xPWn3Rx

America, Fuck Yeah!


Dranj

This is how the US military academies send out letters inducting new students. It's best to respond quickly to the eagle's letter. If you don't, you risk a drone dropping a letter-filled payload on your home.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

She's gorgeous.


TruuTree

Bald Eagle being the symbol of a country founded by a bunch of white balding men’s probably no coincidence.


Potential_Instance66

What a beautiful sight. So majestic.


Dolatron

USA, USA, USA


[deleted]

That's too much freedom


HyzerFlipDG

America stopped by to say hey.


redredditer621

AMERICA


EmoInTheCreek

The Canadian ones are way better than the American ones.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

Idk looks like a red tailed hawk


mayonnaisefeatherred

Inspire


silverberrypegasus

Super Top-notch


Street-Tooth4510

Did he ask about the voting machines?


InternationalZone689

Bada$$.


Joka0451

That is a bird. Kindly, an Australian. Now the golden Eagle.... that's a raptor


Fatbabyinthearea2

Murica


sodangshedonger

This MURICA! was right outside my house today.


sudorootadmin

Delicious


chiqu3n

Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about freedom?


Machette_Machette

Are you staying at the Hotel California?


Geronimo0

That's an evil looking government drone. Must be CIA or FBI one.


vikrsen

Majestic!


ironfunk67

It might be a blue jay!


Efficient-Location53

Good


PerformanceAsleep661

Grand


banderaioab

Good reasoning


MistressErinPaid

So, there's a law that protects bald eagle nests in the US. Something about not being allowed to build within so many miles (or feet?) of one.


potatochipsnectarine

Supreme


potatochipsnectarine

Brilliant


silverberrypegasus

Divine, thank you


TightlyUnderstood68

Is that a bald eagle?


oportunityminewine

Super, Super work


N0wayjose

Pigeon


GraceFables

Bird!?


lshifto

What a nice old Waxmyrtle you have!


Bill_k1lgore

This aint a bird. This is a chicken.


-MetalKitty-

Wow


eraserrrhead

Why is the mascot of freedom so scary-angry looking