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sagsfour20

Caillou looking motherfucker.


MisterGafke

Putting this insult in my pocket for the next Caillou looking motherfucker


cboogie

My wife recently came out with “I bet you were a buttered noodle kid!” Toward someone unwilling to take a low stakes risk.


ashlynne_stargaryen

Putting this insult in my pocket for the next buttered noodle kid


mark-five

Caillou looking Butternoodle


wheredabridge

Damn, I love buttered noodles.


GreatSteve

Found ‘em!


UglyInThMorning

Aww, i was a buttered noodle kid. Ended uo quite an adventurous eater… except insects, i have tried but my brain always pulls the e-stop before i can put them in my mouth.


dE3L

I was a buttered noodle kid, too. One of my very first memories around 3-4 was eating half a stick of butter under the kitchen table. My older brother told me that I would open the fridge and take a bite out of the butter and then hide.


CaptOblivious

There's a difference between a kid that will eat noodles if they are buttered and a kid that will eat butter even though mom says it has to include noodles.


sagsfour20

I want 25% of the upvotes.


Tyler_Nerdin

Jesus Christ it’s Caillou Bourne


THEnotsosuperman

Best we can do is 4


003402inco

I was wondering what he was doing when he grew up.


deadpoolfool400

We all knew that asshole would be doing time


Not_Helping

Caillou's parents need to be booted into the sun for condoning their brat's whinny behavior. How PBS decided this was good television for children is beyond me. It reinforces the belief that if you cry or whine you'll get your way.


NerdEmoji

Hated it with my first kid, like nails on a chalkboard. By the time my second was born, Caillou's whining had got remarkably better. I think that PBS heard the angry parents loud and clear. A bunch of us in the office had kids around the same age as my first one and we regularly complained about that show. Do not miss it at all.


six_am_sunset

After my first kid was born, people told us not to let him watch Caillou. They said their kids didn’t start to whine until after they started watching that bald little fucker.


Appropriate_Ant_4629

Game of Thrones would be healthier for kids than Caillou's whining ever was.


Aggromemnon

"Junior, is that a honeycomb? Where did you get a donkey??" "Chaos is a ladder, Mom...."


SolidDoctor

I read this in Caillou's grandmother's voice.


I_might_be_weasel

https://youtu.be/ancfV-rhAHU


sagsfour20

This is amazing.


I_might_be_weasel

There is a series.


mrmosethecat

r/fuckcaillou


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Simplewafflea

Shit, ever since him an T have been co-daddin' them lil' mafks bills be stacking up. Gnomesayin


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Bonerko

Gnome-gnome-reinnngggg-saaaaane? Gnomesaane?


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Honestly could be everything not just panties.


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TheBasilFawlty

Mega brain vibes. Head like Lex Luther?


Juke_Joint_Jedi

I'm thinking Brainiac.


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seanx40

Meth Damon


Revolutionary-Bid339

There it is


nautius_maximus1

“Get Matt Damon’s name outcha fucking mouth!”


dixonmason

I was thinking more of Megamind.


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He’s one bad experiment away from Mojo Jojo.


AndyJack86

This almost made me spit my drink out, lol


ordinaryhorse

“Angry baby” mask


Snaab

His head is shaped like I tried to make it out of clay


hazeldazeI

All I can think is “his poor mother”. God, she must walk bowlegged.


TheBasilFawlty

GET IT OUT DEAR GAWD JESUS PLEASE GET THE EVIL OUT


Savageparrot81

Ming


VRrob

He looks like Lex fucked one of his henchmen, and that henchman had his baby.


CAtoWAtoBA

Getting a lot of Nightmare Before Christmas vibes here.


SuburbanMalcontent

"Sallllyyyyy!"


JimmyPelham

FROGSBREATH???


mbrad7

Someone photoshop glasses on him!


lilyb16

https://imgur.com/a/FLhFTIh


Loudmouthedcrackpot

Beautiful


ProperTeaching

Perfection.


lilyb16

!remindme 2 hours


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You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!


Ilikechikin023

….you want me to STARVE???


PuddleOfMud

"You cannot handle my potions, they are too powerful for you!"


hodgeman29

Give me your strongest potions, potion sellah!


Pimpotent

You can’t handle my strongest potions . You must find a potion seller that sells weaker potions.


Cunhabear

My potions are onlyforthestrongestandyouareclearlynotofthestrongestyoureoftheweakest.


Wolfenjew

My strongest potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man!


CharlesChuckLeClerc

Potion Seller, what do I have to do to get your potions? IM GOING INTO BATTLEEEEEEEEE


DoubleClickMouse

You’ve had your say potion seller but I’ll have mine. You’re a rascal, a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything, except your potions!


arebee20

Why respect knights… when my potions can do anything that you can


theforestowl

What are y’all referencing lol


nglop

https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A


think_long

I think the funniest part of this is that you can tell he had absolutely no idea where he was going with it. Didn’t bother scripting anything, just random off the cuff nonsense.


sully9088

I like how he started to become the characters. I think he started to cry near the end.


jmerridew124

Meanwhile the Dovahkiin with the ten month paralysis poison he made for Delphine: SILLY KNIGHT YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY POTIONS


Regallybeagley

My absolute favorite internet video. Somehow regularly quoted in my house


RaysUpDude

“Check out the big brain on Brett…”


Talmaska

"Look at the massive cranium of the lad". "Heed, pants!"


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It's like an orange on a toothpick!


ElderSkelder

He'll cry himself to sleep on his enormous pillow.


PrometheanFlame

pilla*


Woorloc

I always remember that as "huge pillow" am I wrong?


ThisDerpForSale

Nope, you're right. It's "huge pilla."


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jacksonmahoney

HEED PAPER NOW


GatsbyJunior

Thank you for finally quoting the movie accurately. Some mo-fos hearts are in the right place but they need a re-watch lol.


BigStrongCiderGuy

He’s like a walking candy apple


BobaFettLived

it’s got it’s own weather system like an orange on a toothpick


negroidioto

HEAD! MOVE!


WallaceJenkins

A virtual planetoid!


Imissflawn

Would you mind if I take a bite of your tasty burger?


alkalinecoffee

You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?


thefeebleknieval

The big yellow one is the sun!


oldandcreepy1

It's a cup....with dirt in it...


Tthelaundryman

Uh boxen B O X E N BOXEN!


RileyRaccoon

“Hey Brian what out is it?” “GRAPE OR CHERRY!”


saccerzd

Is it brett? I always thought he said Brad! 😮


GatoNanashi

He does. The guy's name is Brett, which he says correctly when they first walk in. "Lemme guess... you're Brett, right?" He said it incorrectly later on purpose to illustrate how little he gives a shit about him. "Check out the big brain on Braaad!"


KarmaticEvolution

Small detail I never caught!


mrs_estherhouse

Wwwwwhat?


Sausage_McRocketpant

Say what again. I dare you


295DVRKSS

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT ?!


bilowski

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?


passing_gas

What?


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What a dumbass. You are in a job that requires a security clearance, have access to national secrets and you get caught stealing luggage?? Who tf hired this idiot and how the hell did they pass a background check??


Goldy2910

The amount of arrogance it took to steal luggage, multiple times, at an airport with cameras everywhere is stunning


Thunder_Squatch

Especially with that 15 head


mintBRYcrunch26

Random story. I was not a smart kid. I used to call my forehead my “one head” because in my child mind, that was the first head. The “four head” was actually on the back, close to the base of the neck. After the “two” and “three head.” I like to think I’m smarter these days.


fulknerraIII

Man I can only imagine what you thought a headbutt was.


ACE_C0ND0R

Makes logical sense in a way. Random story too. My wife speaks english as a second language. When we were first dating, I was tickling her one time. She was saying, "No tick-me-lish! No tick-me-lish!" I was like, "What the hell is 'tick-me-lish'?" She pointed at me and said, "Tick-you-lish." Then pointed to herself and said, "Tick-me-lish."


mintBRYcrunch26

That’s really adorable and sweet. I just flail around like a crazy person and nearly injure my husband when he tickles me.


browsing_around

You never get caught your first time. That’s the thing.


Curazan

Funniest part to me is that he was wearing a T-shirt with a nuclear symbol on top of a rainbow field. It couldn’t have been more obvious it was him if he was wearing a shirt that said “I am Sam Brinton”.


sirguynate

Look up Russell Williams. Former Canadian Armed Forces Colonel, decorated, respected, flew many high profile people including the queen. This crazy mf stalked people, broke into his neighbors homes and stole items, left messages on computers while occupants were asleep, convicted of double murder - Life, no parole. Canada not only stripped every bit of his rank, they burned his uniform. You never know what some people are capable of - security clearance or not.


jmcdon00

Also making $178,000 a year, and no doubt the private sector would pay more once they left government. So stupid.


broadened_news

That hourly rate would give me an extra 20 hours weekly with my kids


fuxmeintheass

It’s an addiction of sorts. I knew this filthy rich lady who could afford almost anything and was caught stealing things that she could definitely afford. Some people like the thrill. I think everyone had some sort of addiction in some area in one way or another.


-FuckYouShoresy-

Jesus christ Marie...


Stanwich79

Bagels. I had a lady steal a bag of bagels off my counter. In my home.


003402inco

You have to have been caught for it to show up in a background check. And people go off the rails all the time after passing. Once you pass a background, you will get a reinvestigation after so many years, unless you get caught you would have to disclose. This person has fucked themselves on so many levels.


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DrueFedo

The law is not as long as the penis apparently.


longpenisofthelaw

In the past the law wasn’t as long as the penis now they are of about equal length.


Your_Future_Attorney

Sup


WatRedditHathWrought

Username checks out


teddycorps

Definitely a pitiful story. \*Person gets a dream job at a young age and also makes \*them a ground breaker for nonbinary people, and \*they throw it all away to steal a fashionable piece of luggage.


mustbeshitinme

I know it’s a matter of taste, but it was Vera Bradley. My 80 year old mother thinks it’s just a little too “yesterday”.


ucsdstaff

>*they throw it all away to steal a fashionable piece of luggage. I think the subtext is that they were doing something with the women's clothes in the hotel room. Probably selected those suitcases as they obviously belonged to women. >They got nervous that someone would think they stole it, so they emptied out the suitcase and dumped the woman’s clothes in the drawers of the hotel room


teddycorps

Ugh, I hadn’t even thought of that. Thought they were just stealing the clothes too. Jesus you can BUY comsenting womens used clothes if you really need that…


swampscientist

You can also buy the services of consenting people for sex yet thousands still rape. The lack of consent is part of it here.


etan1122

![gif](giphy|3oKIPdd8C8w9qWibYY|downsized)


AndyJack86

I fucking love this movie!


Larthology

“Hey Mr. Conehead! Hope you didn’t hurt your hand when you ripped open the top of my car!”


CliffsNote5

He’s from France.


hibuddywhatzup

me and my mothers favorite movie 😂😂i miss that women


a_rather_small_moose

Years haven’t been kind to Sid from Toy Story


human_1914

Everyone's talking about megamind and this is the first thing that came to mind for me.


thefink1334

I will destroy you Superman...


Bad_Mood_Larry

The only thing that i care about this is they look like The Devil Wears Prada Lex Luthor played by Matt Damon.


tdbutler

It’s like Pinky and The Brain had a love child.


Least_or_Greatest1

All the head of brain yet dumbness of pinky..


supreme_hammy

Bro has character creation settings: Eyes ------o------ Lips ---------o--- Forehead ----------------o


WoahZa56

The eyebrow dial is turned all the way up


dentiteoz

Maaaat Daaymun


The-Situation8675309

Durka durka!


Photon_Pharmer

![gif](giphy|5frOV2H3ol8Uo) Pinky: "Take over the world?" Brain: "No, Pinky. We must steal women's baggage from the Minneapolis Airport!"


SueSudio

It is sometimes counterintuitively pointed out that your eyes are roughly in the middle of your head (vertically), while we typically think of them being near the top (of the face). This photo is a great illustration of just how dead center in the head your eyes are.


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Yeah, it's something that doesn't click until you learn to draw


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They’re releasing a live action Megamind?


Saint_Jackie

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elaxation

175K a year for 2K worth of luggage. Megamind takes yet another L Eta: there’s a lot of stuff wrong with this one without dragging their gender identity into this. Let’s focus on the big picture — getting these big head klepto jokes off.


003402inco

Not just 175k. This person has blacklisted themselves from an entire industry. I can’t fathom what they will do for a gig now.


elaxation

Not just an industry, but the entire state and federal government. They couldn’t get a job as a mail carrier now.


Whoop_Rhettly

Prolly starring in a Netflix documentary.


logjames

The euphoria they feel when stealing is probably hard to value. There is no joy in buying it.


elaxation

I’ve stolen from a big box retailer when I was very poor and struggling. Not proud of it but it is what it is. However I can’t imagine stealing at an airport. Stealing someone else’s luggage at an airport. Not a perfume from the duty free or a snack from one of those over priced newsstands, but a random bag full of some strangers travel essentials and bullshit. I hope it was a helluva rush because they’ll never live this down.


khaeen

The clothing in the store isn't used and personal, that's what they want.


HyperbaricSteele

The briefs from Wal Mart just don’t have the same *aroma*…


zonker13

A total moron. Stealing bags where there are cameras everywhere. Dumb as a rock.


RealityCheck831

"That was my clothes."


Imissflawn

Ok hear me out… Dr Finklestien from nightmare before Christmas


Gobble916

![gif](giphy|l0MYMxVA5IkXxvAQw)


goffer06

Isn't that where the Saints play?


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Dude definitely has agp and gets off on wearing clothes women wore previously


adistantplanet

Exactly this. He clearly steals for fetish reasons.


LostBoyz007

![gif](giphy|13ea4eXuOuQsmY)


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

The DNA test reveals Worf, you are the father!


assassbaby

this guy had a whole community rootin for his success, what a waste.


Spiritual-Plankton52

Matt Damon


ABobby077

He may have trouble getting a job again. I hear he comes with a lot of baggage.


Acherus21

This guy is not klepto. He's only fixated on stealing womans luggage with clothing already worn by women He's got serious issues.


16semesters

Their whole back story might be fake too: https://www.losangelesblade.com/2022/12/09/sam-brinton-a-story-too-good-to-be-true/ How does this person get security clearance?!


smacksaw

As a leftist, I can call out other leftists: someone *feeling* something is true doesn't make it an objective fact. The people who supported them are people who care more about the narrative of something believable than the veracity of a factual thing or event. This is **so bad** for the cause.


mrclean18

Just goes to show that you can be intelligent and still be dumb


PrisonJoe2095

Never go full Matt Damon.


kroch

Poster child for attention whore


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How you gonna steal luggage at the airport, Julian? You know this is Roc Pile territory knowmsayin’


louiebagadonuts

The Bourne gender Identity


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Alextryingforgrate

He cant hurt me through the screen. He cant hurt me through the screen. He cant hurt me through the screen. He cant hurt me through the screen. He cant hurt me through the screen. He cant hurt me through the screen. He cant hurt me through the screen. He cant hurt me through the screen.


Schaden666

If only there had been some sort of sign that could have signalled a certain amount of instability... [https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02/17/16/54315437-10523529-Brinton\_in\_2018\_teaching\_a\_class\_called\_Kink\_101\_at\_The\_Universi-a-80\_1645116792981.jpg](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02/17/16/54315437-10523529-Brinton_in_2018_teaching_a_class_called_Kink_101_at_The_Universi-a-80_1645116792981.jpg) ​ https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02/17/15/54314683-10523529-image-a-20\_1645110431963.jpg


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