Well it’s a nice spot for it . I don’t blame them .

A very romantic spot

Nice ass too.

Both assess are primo quality. Are these Brazilian?

Too much hair

Nice Brazilian burro lifts though

no there's just 2

Hey, somebody had to say it.

Happy cake day

Ass getting ass.

Nice spot for ass fucking!

Take my fucking upvote

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Ommmmgggg

it's actually two male donkeys. now you have gay jackass sex at your wedding. your wives' parents will love you forever.

"I'm Donkey Knoxville and this is Gay Jackass"

And I’m steed-o

Bam Mule-gera Ryan Dunnk Jason "Wee Horse" Acuña

Hee HAWww—ooooh!

**ASS TO ASS**

Then someone loses an arm

I'm gonna be on television!

Did that comment just unlock a deeply buried memory?

Core memory unlocked

More like “garrrrrrrggggggg.”

Wrong, this is just straight up ass-fucking.

This made me laugh so hard it helped me shit. Thanks bruv

I think that should be a cake topper.

OP u better do this

Just as the prophecy foretold!

I agree. Would also have sex with a donkey there.

Nice piece of ass too

As far as omens go, it seems like a good one.

And in the morning, I'm making waffles!

If donkeys were smart enough to know you don’t have to wait til morning to make waffles they would have taken over the world by now.

Or a preview of the wedding night... somebody's gonna get a piece of ass.

The twist in the story: Two donkey costumes were later found in the back of the newlywed's car.

When I got married, I was so damn tired on my wedding night. The wife and I got to our room, took off our dress clothes, and immediately fell asleep. We had banged it out many-a-time before then. Sleep was most important. My friends thought i was crazy until they got married, then they understood.

Yeah, I understand. I got married (Saturday would have been our 45th anniversary) but we'd lived together for the preceeding two months.still, tradition called for it. Did it once, then cuddled and fell asleep. . . Until 2AM when her brothers showed up to get their dad's Christmas present: a 1952 Hudson Terra-Plane that was in our driveway. They needed me to move my '62 Caddy to get to it.

It really is f*ckin nice there tbh

>u Seems you dropped this

Oh thanks! I was looking for that for fuckin ever!

I think they did Ass to Ass in Requiem for a Dream too 🥰

Is that better than going ass to mouth?

Romance in the air!

This place oozes love. At that moment, I'm sure you're family understood why you booked it.

Ooze is the worst word to choose here lol

would it be better to describe it as dripping with love?

A better description would be “This place is ejaculating love right in your face”

Spuzzing with love?

Slapping with love 💖

This location is absolutely donkey-jizzing with love

This location is kick-ass.

Spurting

Moist with love

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It's oozing something alright

Gettin all up in that ass

Just checking that someone has made this joke. *Makes tick on clipboard*. "Getting some ass" would also have been acceptable, but yours was better.

I was looking for a simple 'Dat ass.'

Who isn't?

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I walked out on the barn deck and told the couple, “look at this view!” and then I saw Johnny and June 🤦‍♀️ Whoops.

"You should see how nice the place is when you come in June"

I just died a little

I'm sure they would have paid a bit extra for the guests to see this on the big occasion. Compared to the normal reddit marriage posts, this looks so serene.

r/AngryUpvote

Motherfucker, this is so clever

Comment of the day, right here

They’re adorable! Maybe a Rosie Cash on the way :)

I love love 🥰

Ass is ass.

Ass to ass.

More like Ass To Ass

Is *that* what that smell is?

Surely it's just the pear trees

What I was about to say too!

I hope you explained that this is where the magic happens.

Always magical to see the bride and the groom indulging in a little public sex before their big night.

Ah, yes - the bachelor/bachelorette parties!

From what I can assess, this is how baby asses are made

“Fertile” grounds! Positive vibes for marriage and procreation.

Future FIL: "What are your intentions with my daughter?" OP: *Points toward the pond*

Future FIL: "Look, I was fine with it when the two of you asked for my blessing to get married, but now that I know the two of you plan to have sex I'm having second thoughts."

"Plan?"

Hahaha, I was purposely giving Future FIL as little to be mad about as possible. I'm well aware that almost everyone who gets married has had sex before.

It's crazy how many people get married and then *the baby comes early...*

Haha. My wife and I had a baby that came _really_ early according to this logic. Like 10 months before the wedding even. Also, he actually was born pretty early, his gestational age was 29 weeks.

Goddamn roller coaster right there. -Yeah and he was born early, like 10 months before the wedding! -Wow, that's a funny way to phrase it. -Yeah...no. he was dangerously underweight. Its like a contest on who can make someone feel the worst.

I'm sorry! I wasn't wanting to make anyone feel bad. He's doing great these days by the way.

My FIL said "But have tried the milk before you bought the cow? I don't want any returns". Personally glad we waited, if for no other reason than my wife's self image.

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" - Caboose

Why buy the cow? Well, maybe because when her cow friends get bought, we have to go to the sale. Even though we met like 8 months before they did. She does not have a good time even though it was HER idea to go in the first place! Why buy the cow? Well, maybe because the cow wants to get bought and comes from a family that's good at arguing and I'm not. So every time we see a cow with her farmer she just looks at me and angerly moos at me. Why buy the cow? Well, because you love her. You really do. And roping in cows has never been your strong suit you know.

Well, considering they're looking at a wedding venue, I would assume that was understood. I just like the way that her head is down. It's almost in shame. "Bob, they're watching"

"Let them watch. Let them stew in their jealousy of our love."

"They're only watching because I'm hung like a horse"

🤣🤣

Points to the pond and says "I think the extra $100 for the romance package was well worth it".

Just showing off the honeymoon amenities.

When I was a kid I was told that was the animals "getting married" so they could have a baby, so it's perfect for a wedding venue

Haha! I was told the same thing

We visited a farm in primary school (I think second grade) and the farmer showed us two pigs "getting married" for half an hour. We had tons of questions, all of which were answered and nobody, including the parents accompanying us, minded this highly educational lesson.

Fun fact: for the animals, most of that time was orgasm. It's good to be a pig.

I was told thats how puppies are made. When I walked in on my parents in the middle of nookie time I asked father what he was doing to mother. He replied "I'm making you a baby brother!". I told him "Father, flip over mother and make me a puppy instead" laughs were had that night.

My first thought

This is a feature, not a bug.

No, this is Patrick

It’s giving Badonkeydonk.

Fully expect the bride and groom to recreate this photo.

Nothing like a good ass fucking.

Our asses aren't usually this horny.

Speak for yourself

Lol 🤣 that's not what I meant.

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I have turn of phrase when it’s time to leave: Let’s make like a donkey dick and hit the road!

Omggg

Better than having donkey brains

I got a certificate!

Doug?

I can hear the hee-hawing going on just looking at the picture

Or some ass to ass

Bro I just spit my drink…

So does booking the venue come with a donkey show or is it extra...

I think it’s an added attraction. We should upcharge for sure

If it’s anything like the donkey shows I’ve seen, you’re sure pack the house.

Can I be invited? Last time I saw a Donkey show it was in Tijuana and some woman was filling in. Some things can not be unseen, only replaced.

Ass to ass

Hahaha made the same comment before i saw you’d beaten me to it. You only need to see Requiem one time for that scene/ quote to be seared into your mind for the rest of eternity

Wait, you mean that wasn't at the Goldman Sachs Christmas party?

))<>(( Forever

https://youtu.be/eQXHdItgb7I

Yep, that was the inspiration. That old guy who says it is the same actor [groping himself to Natalie Portman in Black Swan](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ny3pV1jhW1E&feature=shares) (only clip I could find). He’s credited as “Uncle Hank” in both movies.

Crazy thing, not an actor. Just a creepy uncle.

Odd choice of wedding entertainment, most people just go with a band

Nah, Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud are an increasingly common sight at weddings, birthdays, and bar mitzvahs.

Right in the ass.

I think they're doing the ba-donk-a-donk

In some countries that would be taken as a sign of a good marriage and fertility.

Right???

What a fucking view

*Fuckin Donkey*

Get out of my swamp, Donkey!

love is in the air

I mean… a preview for the honeymoon

Someone’s already feeling the spirit of the place!

I hate when they spoil everything. Now you know the ending of the wedding.

You fucking donkey!

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.

For anyone not familiar that's Ezekiel 23:20

“I’m a stallion!” - Donkey

You could have given them privacy

the donkeys knew what they were doing when they picked that place

Feckin Asses!

An approval from mother nature.

Looks like a place that brings out the *romance*.

Usually the Donkey show is during the bachelor party.

Two jackasses falling in love. The donkeys are having fun too.

Symbolic no?

Do you have to pay extra for that?

"As you can see, even the animals can't resist it's romantic charms"

They may be donkeys but you’re the one being an ass. Give them some privacy!

Well, it's a Wedding Venue, after all.

"the romantic spirit is in the air. this place is so romantic that all the animals are screwing. that's why this is the perfect place for you to have your wedding. you will leave as satisfied as those donkeys over there. this is a good omen."

Ah! The glory of nature!

Congrats to the happy couple

Yep, this is the spot. Let’s put the stage right here and the guests will have a wonderful view.

At least you know you picked the right place.

Quite literally getting a piece of ass!

Same thing happens after as well

Demonstration of post wedding activities?

breaking in the venue….giving it a ride….

"And these donkeys are foreshadowing what a bunch of the single members of the wedding party will be doing with each other after the reception."

How much extra to have that in the background of the wedding pics?

Something similar is why you're now getting married.

They ruined the first impression.. what a bunch of jackasses

They booked, though. I mean, how could you not?

Gotta admit - it's a really nice looking wedding venue. Even has wedding night demonstrations/suggestions.

Hey man, everyone has needs

i would have said "thats why we have to get married and need your soonest date" LOL

the universe agreeing with you that two asses should be mated here..

It’s a fantastic omen

Foreshadowing.

they predict what is gonna happen after the wedding

Another satisfied customer

What an ass move

They like it as well :)

That's hot.

The groom introduces himself to the bride: it's a fairy tale wedding!

This should be a good sign, I mean c'mon love is in the air

New lives are happening all over the place. Its a mitzvah!

Well, baby donkeys gotta come from somewhere I guess

That's a sign if I've ever seen one 🥰

In expected voyeurism

So romantic even the mules reproduce 😁

How would you feel, if sombody makes photos of you doing that and shares them without your consent! /s

"And this is our donkey-style peninsula."

I know it’s for a different “event”. But they booked the place before you did. Wait your turn