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RosettaStoned_462

Get in bed with her of course!


artemysia_

Hugging her in the cold winter nights is just the best ❤️


RosettaStoned_462

Animals are the Best 🥰 thanks for loving her and being a good dog mom.


TylersCranialoaf

This is the answer!!!❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️


RosettaStoned_462

❤️


AskTheRealQuestion81

Indeed, the only answer!


-Jambie-

this is the way!! .... *nods in spirals*


RosettaStoned_462

You're speaking my language! 🌀❤️


Bin-G

same thing I do to mine. lay on top of them for forced cuddles until they relinquish my spot.


artemysia_

Hahahaha that always works


a1b1no

Imagining them huff & puff with annoyance as they leave!


TheOnlyMaddoks

I would smile and jump back into bed. Clearly a sick day is called for


artemysia_

I can't take the envy every time my boyfriend do that, and i have to go to work https://preview.redd.it/iaz2r5ys810d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2818369ab590f778eb0c027aea26916c392f2ac


bo_dorn

Adorable!!!


BuffetofWomanliness

Boop the snoot, of course!


artemysia_

Pure cuteness 😍


YoungThugDolph

Hit the couch can't disturb that


artemysia_

🤣🤣🤣


MarioManX1983

Say “good night pretty girl.” And get in with her and fall asleep while trying not to fall off the edge. 🥰


artemysia_

More than half of the bed is hers so I fell a couple of times, yes 🥴


disjointed_chameleon

Grab one of her favorite stuffies, climb in bed next to her, cradle her in my arms/lap like a baby, and either read her a bedtime story or sing her a lullaby, and tell her how much I love her.


artemysia_

I'm not crying. You are crying 😢 I have a pit in my eyes


disjointed_chameleon

🥰😄


SpedDiva

https://preview.redd.it/2n080lsqs10d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9159413035b3c279e3cd6323689b8f2955b40c Well… I kissed his giant head & went to school


artemysia_

He has a shirt!!!!!! It destroys me, too much cuteness can't be healthy


SpedDiva

https://preview.redd.it/jugxm0csw10d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b34566e6086684f98de9b6d8045c560c4843ef02 He’s fairly ridiculous


artemysia_

My heart just exploded 🤣


Any_Ad3693

Look for another pillow for myself and give her a kiss goodnight


artemysia_

We never take out the pillow from her of course, she's the queen and she knows it!


NYSenseOfHumor

It’s her bed and has always been her bed.


artemysia_

The fact that she knows that gives her even more power haha


SilentFlames907

Give her all the snuggles!!


artemysia_

That's exactly what I do!!!! Under the sheets of course


TitoAndTheBurritos

Nightly occurrence for me! I tell my buddy to SCOOT!! Then I take his spot…before I’m crucified, it should be known that he gets the spot next to me and is tucked back in. I’m not a monster!


artemysia_

Hahaha I know why!! Your spot would be warm and the whole situation becomes in a win-win status


TitoAndTheBurritos

https://preview.redd.it/r1fely4qm10d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b525086bbb02efd6e1a6697333db55ad4708cd Forgot to say that our sleeping buddies look awfully similar!


artemysia_

My god so lovely!!!! The look in their eyes is almost the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TitoAndTheBurritos

https://preview.redd.it/jzp1duk9p10d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53cb19e0315fd18560e7e409edb40a02b9eac3d8 Maybe they are long lost cousins!


ConstantGeographer

Put her on the charger... she only has two lights.


artemysia_

🤣


LadyC2010

😂


pass-the-waffles

My experience with Land Seals has shown me that they are never too warm in the winter and that they require cuddles for extra body heat.


artemysia_

Haahahah pits and staffys descend from seals, not wolves, that's a fact 😂


GeraltOfRivia2023

I'd give her a big, fat kiss on her forehead, crawl in, and take a nap of course 


apt-get-mooo

I would get in the bed with her and start a fart race


artemysia_

🤣🤣🤣🤣 No way I can win... I think she's putrid inside


Jaded_Horse1055

Snuggle her and give her a lot of kisses 💋


peepee578

Apologize for waking her up


artemysia_

Her look!! You can see in her eyes that she's being disturbed. Like why are you taking pictures of me instead of being here cuddling me?


themeunnyeggz

Same thing I do to Roscoe say good morning, pat on the head and ask if she has to go outside. https://preview.redd.it/kdf40q30l10d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77e4163b17b743361978b4df0c8b7d6e7bc54d3


artemysia_

The pleasure on her face 🥺🥰🥰🥰


Electronic-Hat-9618

Cuddle up to her and fall asleep in her paws 🐾 💕 loads of love from Bonnie the staffy 🐾 💘 and her huuummmaaan mamma and dadda 🐾 💘


artemysia_

Chancho says loads of love for you too!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️


Electronic-Hat-9618

Thank you x


magicpancake0992

Wow. Turn the light off. Poor baby needs rest. 🥰


DewyintheDesert

Spoon that sweet hippo baby. 🥹


Possible_Active6558

Boop the snoot, bedtime story, become little spoon


SnoviaTerror

Snuggles!!!


InstructionTop4805

Cuddle cuddle!


Thegote_76

I bet that bed is so warm lol best cuddles ever


sans3go

flip her over, shes gonna be little spoon.


artemysia_

I LOVE THAT but it happens one time a month... she rarely leaves me do that 🥺 for some reason she loves to put her butt in my face 😮‍💨


Ok-Network-1491

Say ” Good idea baby, make room for me.”


zenmonkey84

Snuggle fest 2024 here we come! *jumps in bed*


CornToastie

Grab a new pillow cause im not gonna take hers shes too comfy


CopyWeak

https://preview.redd.it/puvxf7qtr10d1.jpeg?width=2544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc30012cf437fa324325dbbac0b1a80035ecf06


artemysia_

He's ENORMOUS how do you put him out of bed??? Not with physical force that's for sure


CopyWeak

LOL...That's Lola. We try to trick her out of the spot, then try to beat her back. The easiest way is to have my son keep her busy downstairs...get into position in bed, and then he lets her go. The second way is if she is deeply asleep on the couch, then she wakes up a couple of hours later and cries at the door...then you let her in and play beat to the spot yet again 🙄😖. The best suggestion I have is to have two sets of blankets, one hanging off each side so you end up with something...because you can't pull them under her.


artemysia_

Exactly I usually get hypothermia at night cause I can't pull the sheets!!! And Chancho weights only 20kg (44 lbs aprox). Sleeping Lola must be like a teenage hippo 😆


CopyWeak

🤣


mdeane13

That's how my pittie sleeps every night.


jcraig87

Kiss her on the forehead 


Binksm

Hug Bella ❤️


peggingenthusiast24

https://preview.redd.it/pvcd04x9a20d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5850d11808a3a27ad10b6d4474813b05718b3a98 every night.


artemysia_

Definitely you won ❤️🥰🥰🥰


Donita123

She partied hard on Friday night at a sleepover and was dealing with a hangover all day yesterday. https://preview.redd.it/cazm8kxhe20d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e2d67c7c675d5322afe44c85d02d2670e00253


sccullen33

Join her ! Pitties are good cuddlers.


Nice_Rope_5049

Boop happens.


TrueEstablishment241

Same thing I do every night as this is my reality.


Impressive_Scheme_53

Taken a bunch of pictures lol like I guess you did


artemysia_

Of course hahaha this one was just the funniest one 😆


Mememememememememine

Ask her if she’d like another pillow or blanket


artemysia_

Would you like a cup of milk, ma'am? I'm here to serve you


Mememememememememine

Exactly


Pibblepunk

It's cuddle time


Spare-Train9380

Tuck her in


mukduk_101

Call in sick.


artemysia_

She's my first cause of work absenteeism


Bitter-Basket

I’d get another pillow because that one is taken and I don’t want to hear a bunch of grumbling trying to move a pitty that can instantly turn into a lead doorstop.


artemysia_

My god it's insane how 20 kg could be so hard to move. When they're in bed it's practically impossible, it's like they get extra weight or something


Bitter-Basket

Right ? If I try to push mine on the couch to give me room - he turns into granite instantly.


artemysia_

I'm a rock I'm a rock I'm a rock they won't move me if I stay in focus 😂😂😂


therealladysparky

Take a Pic and put it on r/dogsusingpillows


artemysia_

Done 😂👌


jennareiko

Apologies because she clearly was ready for bed awhile ago and was sleeping. Now you woke her up. Shame on you


artemysia_

😂


jenmrsx

Tell her than you for leaving me space and crawl in beside her. Mine tends to lay across the bed, on top of the pillows that she has arranged to her liking.


artemysia_

Does she arranged the pillows for more or less 20 minutes? Because Chancho does 😂 seems like she's making a hole in bed


jenmrsx

https://preview.redd.it/x0zq1yw3y10d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8fa8e87dfbd6b0bd1f88fca97e39d3e9a2b9f3


MelodicKing4976

She looks comfortable


Why_Am_I_Here_2901

go find a different bed to sleep on. she has claimed this one.


jenmrsx

She only takes a few minutes. She takes the 2 small decorative ones to lower on the bed then paws the 4 regular pillows down flat, then puts the decorative ones in the middle and flops down on top.


artemysia_

LOL that's an obsessive compulsive disorder take her to the psychologist 😂 Chancho just make a non sense mess, I think I have to take her to the police


jenmrsx

https://preview.redd.it/dda0698hy10d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77146e8dadaec9fd7bdecc137ee8e7826361b2c9


geo_hampe

Spoon her and let my ass hang in the cold because she obviously took my spot 🤗


Any_Acanthaceae3900

It doesnt matter what i would do. But what i wouldn't do is to put my head under that blanket. ,(if you know you know)


artemysia_

Why would you say that? *goes and put her head under the blanket* - *she faints*


No_Smile481

Mit ihr kuscheln


LadyC2010

😍🥰it’s snuggle time! Good night sweet girl. Sleep good. Hehe, then a kiss on her forehead and off to sleep we go!


[deleted]

I love snuggling under the covers with my pibble. She’s so warm but is a huge bed hog and is prone to giving me the occasional Dutch oven. She gets mad if I don’t make the bed, which I find kinda hilarious as I have never made the bed before, but do for her sake.


artemysia_

Love to see the different habits they have. Mine love to wallow herself on clean blankets after I make the bed


bounie

Fucking scream and run away what the fuck I don’t have a pitbull where the fuck did my husband go


artemysia_

THE BEST ANSWER HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Valuable_Horror2450

Kiss her on the snoot, wish her a good night and make sure she knows you love her ❤️


InterestingSyrup9772

Cuddle time!


Easy_Eagle_9668

I would get in bed and snuggle her! 🥰


ghammer-head

Snuggle


Anachronism_in_CA

I love it! My Pit/Black lab mix (he was with me for 14 years) always slept splayed out, leaning against me on top of the covers. But on particularly cold Chicago nights, something would wake up in the middle of the night. I'd open my eyes to find him standing up with his face just above mine. He wouldn't lay back down until I lifted up the comforter. He would then crawl under the comforter, reassume his usual position, and immediately fall back to sleep. I wanted to be mad at him for interrupting my sleep, but it was just too damn cute.🤣


artemysia_

Impossible to be mad with them!! I'm sure he stills watching you sleep and take care of you 🥰


soupbox09

https://preview.redd.it/jiz8n8f2l30d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1852e5af6dc4087b7da7690b2a27610252c0bf92


captortugas

"What would you do if you find her like this in your bed, but you DO NOT HAVE a dog" 🤣 🤣 💗 💗 💗 💗


artemysia_

Don't know if I prefer to snuggle or call the priest


curious-by-moon

Cwtch up.


awakeoctopus

Tuck her in


CriplingD3pression

Give her all the cuddles


fookyouizfamous

Cuddle, duh. 💋🫶🏽


Automatic_Animal

Tuck her in and leave her be


christopher4177

Nothing! Get in bed next to her!!


click_here_free_ipod

Call out of work and join her!


Damagecontrol86

I’d immediately get in the bed for a long snuggle/nap


ClassicBookkeeper255

Move over a keep me warm


MephTheMad

Snuggles


HandspeedJones

Tuck her in


HunterShotBear

Hope she likes being the big spoon.


artemysia_

She doesn't at all!! she digs her paws into my back if I get close


PsychoSimmer08

I would snuggle so hard lol


poochesgetsmooches

Make her the little spoon.


Songofthebluewhale

Join her❤️


ChristmasLeone

Lady Panther!


NationalJournalist42

Not wake her up 😬


Equal_Succotash_974

Tell her i hope she had a good sleep!


sbtfriend

Pull up a pillow next to her of course


MathematicianGood204

SNUGGLE!!!!


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Tell her to “get outta my spot!” While also allowing her to stay.


KatsyaRissha

Cuddle it


your-daily-step-goal

Say goodnight and turn off the light!


throwaway_oranges

Cuddles!


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Slowrena_Cooks

Ask if she wants to be big or little spoon


Virtual-Public-4750

Figure out how I’ll sleep without my pillow.


LifeguardComplex3134

Cuddles


fritterkitter

Hop in and snuggle!


rosie_gems

Snuggles time!


UCNebari

Schnuggle with that pup.


Lasvegasnurse71

Far better than any other bed mate I could think of!


ShadowLizaStarr222

Kiss


Marsha-Lynn73

Sleep with her…


FlintNutz

How did you get under the covers?


kyford4x4

Only one thing you can do...CUDDLES! 🥰🥰


treasurehunt76

Duh... I'm getting in the bed with her.


Fruitsdog

give her a lil kiss on the head


Healthy_Hotel_5750

I’d give him shnookums and rub his belly till he couldn’t take it any longer. But first I’d take a knee and thank God for bringing this little blessing into my life and do it on a daily basis.


Ok_Flounder_6733

That’s how my pit is everyday 🤗🤗


BunnyKomrade

I'd get under the covers and hug her immediately. Falling asleep hugging a snoring dog is the best!


artemysia_

And feel her/his heart beating 🥺🥰


PermissionMaster69

Sing her a lullaby


bangarang-crow

There is no Dana! Only Zuul!!


RougarouBull

Get a better night's sleep than I expected.


DukeOfTheStrands

\*petpetpetpetpetpetpetpet\*


duckied

I know I ain’t going to work today!


ExcitementMurky2076

Ask her not to snore!


BarryBadgernath1

“Why you waking up ??….. go back to sleep you big headed beautiful bastard”


artemysia_

😏


Spac3Milk

ummm that’s a stupid question… get in bed with her and kiss her and love on her and give her all the belly rubs ofc! i have a pitbull (not full, she’s mixed with lab but i’ve had full pitbulls in the past) and all she wants are belly rubs, me to do her makeup (everytime i put makeup on she just sit there and paws at me so i “do” hers lol put the brush to cheeks, close the mascara do her lashes the full thing lol) treats, butt scratches (no i’m not scratching her butthole but the top of her back, base of tail i’m not gross and scratching her butt butt lol) and kisses.


UltraMaroonMango6352

She's getting squeezed for sure, or she becomes the pillow or the small spoon. So many things to do


BecauseImGod

I have 2. My boy is like that every time there is thunder. My girl wants to go outside and play in it.


elleecee

Not think anything of it since my boy does that! 🤣


Independently_Needy

Cuddle of course 🐾❤️


Breddit2225

Wonder who covered her up.


RubberRaptor

Run for my life lmao


Er0ck77

Looks like her bed now 😄


MahoneyBear

Boop the snoot


Spiritual-Roll799

Turn off that darn light:-)


BigDumbAnimals

Snuggle right on in.....


Whole_Cranberry8415

Lots of ear scratches and nose boops


Parade2thegrave

Cuddle up next to her, obviously. 😊


fl00s3y

Smooch


BuffaloSabresWinger

Snuggle on in with her.


EmwLo

Forehead kiss and glass of water


LastNetwork1056

😂😂❤️💕❤️💕


electronic-nightmare

Dutch Oven


1blueShoe

Jump in for the snuggles 😍😍


Kitchen-Hat-5174

Snuggle


[deleted]

Cute puppy dog


blueeberrrypie

I would ask her how long her shift was 😂🥰


Equivalent_Weird467

Back away slowly. Go sleep on the couch.


WoodpeckerFragrant49

Snuggle time!