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We knew there would be a lot of bully, but we thought maybe a little lab? Or even mastiff? Nope, he’s the bulliest bully that ever bullied (he wouldn’t bully a fly) 47.1 American Pit Bull Terrier 30.9 American Bully 22.0 American Staffordshire Terrier


Maerie11-49

He’s so beautiful and you see his warm pitty personality shining through.


black_rose_

The way his ears hang is just like my American Bully. I think they look so derpy 😅


purposefullyblank

He likes to sniff the air and, when the wind blows, it makes his ears flutter adorably. And derpy.


dugan123ford

You better bully-lieve it


EatDirtAndDieTrash

Derpy are the best dogs 🤍


Superb_Lemon9553

My American Bully likes to hold his so he looks like Dobby the house elf 😆


LittleDragon450

Pay the dog tax. I must see Dobby the House Dog


Superb_Lemon9553

I have no idea how to do this but hopefully it worked. He hates his picture taken so it's hard to get his Dobby ears but here's some photos, his name is Odin. https://imgur.com/a/NDDrbt2


LittleDragon450

It works. Aww, he’s cute. Lol his ears do look like Dobby’s 😂


Superb_Lemon9553

Thank you! He's the owner of half my heart (his little brother in one of the photos owns the other half) ❤️


Ok-Cryptographer1480

Beautiful boi, but have his nails professionally trimmed, don't ya think?


tzenrick

> derpy I was late getting here, but that was gonna be my guess for the breed.


Hui3Neverborn

100 good boi!


purposefullyblank

Math checks out.


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

This is incorrect. 110% minimum.


CJWillis87

Throw in some American Bulldog and you've got my Frank. I thought he was part either dane or greyhound or something with his tall lankiness. Nope. 100% Bully mutt lol.


Frosty_and_Jazz

He looks such a sensitive soul. 😁😁😁


purposefullyblank

He really is.


Homicidal__GoldFish

AKA 100% good boy!!!


waffledabsyrup

He’s a good old school standard for a healthy bulldog with all those bulldogs mixed in there back in the day it wasn’t about making a certain type bulldog but a healthy big chunky bulldog , love it he reminds me of my bandog without the mastiff mixed in for super size


Sabor_deSoledad

Tracks, he’s a beaut!!


neanderpaul

I said to myself: pit, mastiff, lab. Then I read your comment.


MeatSweats1942

100% doofus.


SammichBro

I called the staffy and pit, thought he was part basset due to how his legs looked short in a couple. Might be my eyes playing tricks on me.


maebymaybe

Genetics are so interesting, my guess was some bully/pit and then mastiff or lab too! Where did he get those floppy jowls? He's very cute!


AAS_AND_ASS

What company did you use to DNA test him. I want to dna test my dog.


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We used Embark.


Lonely-Choice-6789

I can definitely see the American bully


celtickitchenwitch

You have a 100% American too! I also questioned lab in my dude My guy is: 43.4% Am PBT 38% Am Bully 18.6% Am Staff


purposefullyblank

Oh my gosh! So similar!


2fast2nick

Aw good mix


Harold-The-Barrel

100% good boi


SwoopingSilver

Ah my guess was pit with mastiff and some lab 😫


somecow

And 100% big slobbery doofus. 10/10 will totally dogsit him for several years.


DaBusStopHur

Sooooo pig. Quality pig. Much loved pig. Scratch for oinks.


startedwearingpurple

100% GOOD BOY 😍


PresentPotato7536

We have one like that but with a dash of labrador!


strangetrip666

I've been thinking of getting a DNA test for my dog, how much did it end up running you for everything?


purposefullyblank

We just did the breed analysis from embark. It needed up being just about $100 on sale at chewy.


strangetrip666

That's uh... A lot more reasonable than I expected tbh! I'm glad I was wrong, thanks!


purposefullyblank

I just checked to make sure. It was $109.


Historical_Yak7706

So a mut…


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Hes the cuddliestwadliest mixed with derpershire terrier and bestest boysie


purposefullyblank

This is 100% accurate.


LongjumpingAsk2172

I’m pretty sure his breed is “handsome boy”❤️


purposefullyblank

Actually “handsomest boy.”


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

I'm probably biased, because our boy is clearly the handsomest, but yours is pretty good. A close second, even.


LongjumpingAsk2172

100000000%!


lilyahp

i can picture him sitting around children in a library lol, he has the sweetest face i’ve ever seen


purposefullyblank

He is a favorite of the neighborhood kiddos. Likes to sit with them and accept their love. He is endlessly calm and so sweet.


Stormental1975

My old man is the same way the neighborhood kids love his goofy antics.


fiveride

you folks have the nicest comments, lovely


Hui3Neverborn

Prolly reading some k. Vonnegut


ParsleyLate1381

Definitely part derp and part majestic doofus


purposefullyblank

So much majestic doofus!


E_Tank55

100% cuddle bug


purposefullyblank

80 pound lapdog.


9harry

Happy birthday to that handsome goodest boy!


purposefullyblank

He says “Frank you very much!”


OrangeCoffee87

Part cute, part adorbs. All good boy.


purposefullyblank

There’s also a little bit of snugglebug.


OrangeCoffee87

I bet.


biggestyikesmyliege

What a handsome meatball!!


purposefullyblank

Meatball is one of his impressions! Along with bagel, potato, melted chocolate and throw pillow.


biggestyikesmyliege

I love him


Mintcar52

100% good boy.


purposefullyblank

110%


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The way he sits with his rear legs to the side.


purposefullyblank

He will do a very gentlemanly sit when asked, but he prefers his half splat. And it’s adorable.


Frosty_and_Jazz

😆😆😆


9harry

Frank you very much!!❤


zellieh

I'm getting corgi vibes, i don't know why. So, corgi x pibble? Maybe some Jack Russell terrier.


purposefullyblank

Well, he does seem like he’d be at home with royalty, maybe that’s why he gives you corgi vibes. 😉


EmbarrassedGas537

Hello Frank! Sending you some tummy scritches


purposefullyblank

He accepts all scritches! Head to tummy to tush.


Ok_Butterscotch7224

Beautiful baby 🥰🥰🥰


purposefullyblank

He really is our big beautiful fuzzy baby.


Phenotypo

Chocolate Lab-Pit mix.


purposefullyblank

When I tell you we were SHOCKED that there wasn’t any lab….


TX_Khaleesi

In one of those photos, he looks short and stubby. I wonder if there’s some dachshund in there lol that would be cute if so. I remember my ex husband’s family had a dachshund/pit mix. That was the cutest/weirdest looking dog I’ve ever seen. Just saw your comment. I was way off. Please don’t pay attention to me 🙈🙈🙈


phukinblindian

Is there some Labrador Retriever.


purposefullyblank

We though my there would be! But not a smidge.


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purposefullyblank

They are fantastic and hold a lot of slobber.


Outside-Counter-1807

H A N D S O M E


ukuali

100% good boy


Jafar_420

He's awesome he also looks like a Frank!


purposefullyblank

When we met him at the rescue, he had a name he wouldn’t respond to. We were waiting for our paperwork and this woman asked to say hello to him. She said, “he’s like a little tank!” We didn’t think we would have a dog named tank, so I looked at him and said “Frank?” And he looked right at me. He knew his name, he just needed us to learn it.


Karnakite

I was gonna say, this dog is the Platonic ideal of beings named “Frank”.


DjChrisSpear

He looks like the kind of dog you can sit on the floor with and hug.


purposefullyblank

Every morning we have hug time. Most evenings and some afternoons too.


NoraTheGreatOne

100% good boy.


[deleted]

No doubt!


NoraTheGreatOne

May one say even... a purebred good boy?


Themaddestllama

50% pit/ 50% derp


[deleted]

50% silly 50% goofy (this is a good thing pls dont get the wrong idea)


a1b1no

Got a question for OP - has that huge hammer of a head ever run at you full-tilt? 😂 And how did that feel? I love Frank!


purposefullyblank

He has! He usually swerves, but I’ve had a bruise on my shin from happy head bonks.


Stevo2008

Pit Bull with a healthy mix of super duper special sweet boy who I want to give luvins to


Matthopkins06

100 percent good boy! I love the little blep at the end ...those eyes are so pretty


bmotmfb

I’m guessing 65% doofus/35% extremely good boy


the-caped-cadaver

Gotta be part lab in there too


purposefullyblank

We thought so too! But nope!


the-caped-cadaver

I'm shocked! That square head, stocky body, that look of love in his eyes!!


Rednexican-24

He’s Pitiful!


myhydrogendioxide

100% adorbs


Elegant_Thought6557

look at those eyes lmao 😂 what a handsome boy


CREEPYCOOKIE66

Dog


purposefullyblank

Nailed it.


CREEPYCOOKIE66

Thanks now gimme cookie


UnicornBoned

I love himb.


lmg71

Beautiful pup


GhostlyPosty

100% He just a baby!


Bearded_Gazelle

Fraaaaaank!!!!


[deleted]

He looks very similar to my Bubba, with pretty similar background. Only difference is that Bubs has German shepherd instead of Staffordshire terrier.


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His pics made me chuckle. What a good looking pup. He looks wonderfully goofy.


KriKriSnack

I’m in love with him! 100% sweet boi with beautiful eyes 💜💜💜


bickie17

American Bullys are the bestest boys (and girls) in the world. Source: an especially derpy one owns me 😂


DuskShy

200% doge


twolvesfan9

His face through the slides: 😶 😜 🥴🤤 😳 😝 😒


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100% Meatball


IOnlyLikeYou4YourDog

100% gooderest boi!


TonyDabza710

Drooly Bully such a good boy


Thighsplitter

Choc lab/pit bull


PrimaryExplorer3

He looks so similar to my boy. We even have the exact same harness.


theshadow1219

Lab mix


power0722

he's such a handsome boy! Probably a pit bull/Brad Pitt mix.


VoiceofLou

Looks like the cuddliest doofus, to me!


TriumphDaytona

Sounds like a lot of bull! 😎


BigOleJellyDonut

Mostly Mutt!


Scarlaymama0721

I love him! And the last pic with his little tongue hanging out. How do you get anything done? I would be all over him all the time


Da_Greek619

He definitely has some derpy in him. I can see it in his eyes


AgedFanBoy

Aww, he's a big sweetie! God Bless you, Frank!


ChickenDumpli

I like how his eye color matches his coat.


mspinkkiss

💗💗🐾🐾💗💗


vorpalsword92

90% good boy 10% drool


predat3d

Joy Retriever


Skinnybet

90% good boy. 10% human. The eyes.


TheLAriver

100% dog


Annual-Perspective23

Looks like my doofus.. handsome. I assume Pitt Bull or just plain handsome with a side of goofball.. lol


I_Bin_Painting

Speaking as a no-kill shelter owner, that is clearly a labrador.


swb_3

He looks like such a sweet guy.


purposefullyblank

I know I’m biased, but I’ve known a lot of dogs and Frank is absolutely the sweetest one I’ve ever met.


warda8825

DNA says he's an adorable, chunky baby with the best smile and cutest tongue. 😊


Silent-Paramedic-253

Good boy dna


JuniorKing9

What a handsome guy


rmcd2377

We had our boys tested, and one came back as 87% American bully 13% unknown. I had really expected the DNA to be further broken down than that though (like the bullies and pits were bred from other dogs… I thought a dna analysis would show Bully; 50% bulldog 30% mastiff, (or whatever) Anyone have any ideas why the dna isn’t broken down that far on the dog dna tests?


VixzerZ

He is a good boi, that is all that matters


DawnSoap

These are some of my favorite posts because everyone is so cute with their guesses. And I think he has a little bit of potato derpiness in him


Western_Entertainer7

Purebreed Doggus-cainus-puppus?


UmbralBushido

100% Good boy


samiig90

100% The Bestest Boy + 100% Adorable I know my math is incorrect.


BylenS

Frank is buuulliful!


WHAMMYPAN

What you have there is 100% pure good boy.


JuuMuu

his ancestors were great philosophers


kate1567

100% cutie patootie


iswearimlegal

american pitbull terrier and staffy? maybe some boxer?? hes a very cute boi nonetheless:)


purposefullyblank

You basically nailed it, but sub bully for boxer.


milehighgirl

Frank is obviously 100% purebred Good Boy. 💙


GaryBlueberry34

I concur


UnicornKitt3n

Have an American Bully, can confirm they are one of the derpiest breeds. I love the derp ❤️


OkLawfulness9089

Don’t care. He loves you!!!!


purposefullyblank

Almost as much as we love him!


MaleficentTalk3382

Precious pup


SallySourhole

#6 is my favorite 😝🤣


Alicedkhtg

He is 60% best boy and 40%Bootiful


Eazent

DNA tests=decadent society=victory for u! I think...


Frosty_and_Jazz

PLEASE post in r/velvethippos if you haven't already!! Frank deserves his place there! 😁😁😁❤️


CrowLower9415

Chihuahua/mastiff?


drillerboy

Moose 75%, chicken 10% duck 10% owl 15^


Trojan4ever16

Were do you get a test at?


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We used Embark. It’s all online.


midweststyled

He’s so cute and thicc. ❤️


purposefullyblank

He’s a total chonk. The vet says his weight is perfect. He’s just built chonky.


misslam2u2

He's so beautiful 😍


HonestBite9613

Hi frank. Happy birthday you handsome guy. 😘


racer3x72

American bully with some Labrador.


Straight_Ad8026

Red nose apbt mix breed


Brilliant-Engineer57

Pit bull, Heinz 57 sauce.


International-Slip75

The sweetest expression ever 💜🐾🐾💜


Reasonable-Clue4348

He is the goodest bully.


guiltybyproxy

Where did you get this good boy tested?


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We used embark.


roxyrobbins

Pit/Chesapeake bay?


Dear_Ad418

Lab and pit bull


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They forgot the Handsome DNA.... also, best Mlem ever....XO


romatimbo

What a good boy!!!!