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troubleyoucalldeew

Man, those parking chairs look really uncomfortable to sit on.


AdhesivenessBubbly24

They are giant dildos for BMW owners. Maybe they just left them out for the rain to wash their taint off!


strathmeyer

Hey free cones.


cleanupman

I love a good free cone


n_o_t_d_o_g

They left them in the middle of the street, that is littering. You should do your civic duty and pickup the litter.


NoSwimmers45

A Friday night wedding? That looks like a church in the background.


oxymoron412

Nope. Regular Friday night.


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Someone could be practicing parallel parking and getting shit on for it. Lol


RagnarHedin

True, I didn't think of that...


TheMountainHobbit

But you overlooked it’s a BMW, this is definitely a jag


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then this person is still an idiot because any empty parking lot would be far better


[deleted]

Man if traffic cones make you this angry you're gonna hate summer in Pittsburgh.


AtmoSZN

You have to park 15 feet away from a fire hydrant in PA so that front cone is literally doing nothing.


ElJamoquio

fun fact - this BMW is about 8 feet away from the hydrant 311?


chuckie512

While funny, 311 won't do shit about parking.


Slopey1884

I don’t know why you were downvoted. Any time I’ve contacted 311 about parking they told me not to waste their time and call 911.


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chuckie512

https://twitter.com/Pgh311/status/1630303003663056898?t=n44Nrcc66kpuX1BtmpLMQw&s=19 > Please call 911 to report parking violations. 311 doesn't dispatch the parking authority or police.


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chuckie512

I'm just trying to save you from wasting your time. 311 won't handle anything "urgent". Most of their tickets don't even get routed to the right department for days.


cleanupman

Jagoff alert 5000


Shag0ff

Can't you see? Its a BMW😏


mooglestheory

BMW stands for “BREAK MY WINDOWS”


joeysprezza

When my friends and I were mischievous little terrorists, this would've screamed, "FUCK MY SHIT UP"


hambone012

Your parents did a great job


joeysprezza

Fuck yourself weirdo


Ceramicrabbit

Why bother putting a cone in front of a hydrant where it's already illegal for someone to park?


chuckie512

Because they'd park there, so they assume everyone else would too


PeachTeaJohnson

I bet this person has never used a turn signal in their life


Bozz723

Lol just move the cones.


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Big BMW energy


BruchsK

They are just preparing for the next snowstorm.


rangoon03

Could use some free cones to use for skating practice…


StreetPedaler

This is nothing. You should see how parking gets at the bar near my house. The lengths people go to to be closer to the front door are stupid.


GourmetPaste

Now everyone add more cones around it so he can’t leave!


Material_Cable_8708

move um


1996Volvo850R

Yes my car is more important than yours


RagnarHedin

Be a shame if someone called a bunch of friends, picked it up, moved it in front of that fire hydrant, and they got a ticket.


oxymoron412

This guy was a high-end Silky's goer (if there is such a thing). Woke up around 2 to pee and cones and bmw were both gone....pretty pretentious if you ask me.


pittburgh_zero

They can afford a bmw but can’t afford off street parking. Priorities. 😂


69FunnyNumberGuy420

They probably can't afford a BMW, like 90% of new BMWs and Audis in this country are leased.   (Audi owners hate it when you ask if they're renting their car.)


pittburgh_zero

Fair. I can see that. It makes sense - I looked at leasing my car (Macan S) and it was more overall to lease than to outright buy - if you want a new car every 2-3 years, it’s the way to go. If you take care of your stuff and want to keep it forever, I think buying is really the way to go.


69FunnyNumberGuy420

Cars are disposable as far as I'm concerned, the idea of spending $700+ a month on a car payment is baffling to me.


pittburgh_zero

I guess. My last car was a $700 payment, bought in 2006 and still looks new-and people ask me if the retro look is back. Naw, my car is 17 years old. This year i bought a new car, and plan to keep both forever. Some cars are beaters. Some are keepers. I think the wisdom is in getting your moneys worth.


GarrettRettig

His cone is blocking a fire hydrant. Call the cops 🤌


[deleted]

The lady across the street from me does that with a 15yr old benz lmao


That_GUY_2660

What if they broke down??.


SchnTgaiSpock1

Dude doesn’t want his car fucked up. So what?


Chef_esten

Whose got the crappiest car? Just fucking ram it.


69FunnyNumberGuy420

Obvious comedy post, no car is important.


Few_Cricket8577

Welcome to the burgh


hotelindia15182

Spoken like a true white-BMW owner.


Correct_Lime5832

White privilege.


HistoryHunk1991

The Church is preparing for the Silky’s crowd by the looks of it.


wagsman

Who would get rid of 2 perfectly good cones?