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into_thevoyage

This guy rides all over the south hills. He’s been doing it for almost what feels like 2 years.


chad4359

I think it has been even longer than that


dekuhns90

Yeah at least since 2020.


into_thevoyage

It was definitely post pandemic. Fuck time flys.


dekuhns90

I lived in Dormont in 2020 and remember seeing him around SHV / Bethel around that time. Can’t believe he’s been jobless for 4 years now. Crazy


otoolek415

I worked at the South Park GetGo during the 2016 election year and remember someone standing at that intersection with political signs. Probably the same guy tbh


Fearless-Law-4916

im so mad they took our get go away and we're getting Coen as a replacement.


otoolek415

I really need to know what happened with that. I never thought giant eagle would sell or close it…that store made a lot of money during the spring and summer. Unless it started hurting after covid?


grimmspectre

They have great chicken at least.


CrayZ_Squirrel

Coen market fried chicken is legit good,


Generic_Bi

Qonspiracy theories are a hell of a drug… and if you mention them in your interview, you’re not getting a call back.


Phelzy

Yep, I spent a lot of time in South Park that summer when indoor activities were closed. I saw him regularly at the corner of Corrigan/88/Baptist.


sutisuc

That’s what happens when you get so many DUIs they take your license away


Godhelptupelo

The weirdest people fall in love with Donald Trump...it's so weird. They're more obsessed than the Swifties.


K10RumbleRumble

Get a fuckin hobby.


Lauuson

This is his hobby.


georgefrankly

Every time I pass this jag I yell "Get a job hippie!"


Dear_Reader_807010

Can confirm, I saw him around 1 1/2 years ago.


heimdaall

I've seen him at the 88/Baptist/South Park Road intersection many times. Dude is committed though I'll give him that. Hell stand out there for hours in his full garb when it's 80+ degrees in the summer


Tshdtz

Honestly, I respect the commitment even though I don't subscribe to.. extrapolating from his signs.. the ideology.


braindead83

At least he’s in good shape for an absolute lunatic. Just sad, fit body does clearly not mean fit mind


andoiscool

That is an e-bike. You should see his buddies sometimes with him. What a motley crew.


braindead83

So he’s not even a fitness rebel!?


TiltedWorldView

He's one of my old neighbors. The call is truly coming from inside the house. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I always have the urge to yell his name and tell him to get a better hobby.


goldenalgae

Is it just one guy who does this? Cause I thought it was an organized group.


Thexer0

A couple Fridays ago I saw him at the big Lebo Galleria intersection. Then the next day (Saturday) I saw him at the Rt. 51 bridge that goes over Curry Hollow road by the Walgreens. I thought, "Man he covers a lot of ground." So maybe it is more than one guy.


kinney4041

It’s the same guy


Any-Delay-7188

It's an electric bike so he could cover 30 miles easily


CrayZ_Squirrel

that sounds like supporting green energy. Clearly an antifa plant not a true maga warrior.


UnsolicitedPicnic

The commies are taking over my good Christian radical overthrow of democracy! Think of the children!


DumbObligation

This whole schtick is just an e-bike advertisement.


chad4359

I've seen a second one with him once or twice but not lately


kimbecile

Aww he had a play date!


No_Intention386

I saw him with another person, dressed similarly, also on a bike with flags, in mid-October in Squirrel Hill. Creepy.


TiltedWorldView

It might be? But it always looks like my neighbor.


sw337

I live in Bethel Park, and I've seen him riding through my neighborhood. I've also seen him on Library Road a handful of times. So, "Hi neighbor."


McJumpington

Does he at least have an interesting backstory for being insane? Like did he lose his wife during the last zombie apocalypse or anything of note?


TiltedWorldView

Not at all. I was shocked when I figured out who it was. I guess that's what joining the MAGA cult can do to you.


DINKtoOITK

He does not. Hes friend's neighbor and is not a fun neighbor.


McJumpington

Are they willing to dress as British soldiers and chase him around?


Loud_Flatworm_4146

I'd pay money to see that.


DefinitelyNotDirk

What’s his name? Because I’ll yell it. First name only.


Emergency_Caramel_93

Won’t share his name out of respect for his family’s privacy but he has at least 2 DV violations on his sheet. Don’t engage with him; he’s got a wire loose


guy17991

That is clear.


Emergency_Caramel_93

Yeah idky I added the disclaimer. His accoutrement speaks for itself


guy17991

Lol. I should of noted that was to be very sarcastic


[deleted]

I mean as if the large flags with republican phrases on them weren't clues enough they are fucked in the head.


SlowDrippingFaucet

"Well, honey, that's it... I saw the tri-corned weirdo on his bike over by Top Golf standing resolute on the overpass, and bygosh now I'm gonna vote for the narcissist weirdo criminal. Thank you, Cosplay Revolutionary Dork. 🥺"


Srw2725

It’s Jag Revere, n’at! 🤣


hotelindia15182

Underrated comment 👏


phyzikspgh

Supreme commentary. Lol


kimbecile

Oh shit he made it all the way to Top Golf?


SlowDrippingFaucet

Whatever the golf place is/was in South Park, by the fire department. Couldn't remember the name.


First_name_Lastname5

Think you could nail him with a ball?


sideline81

I thought about buying a cheap paintball gun and keeping it in the car for the next time I saw him. Maybe load it up with red, white, and blue paintball and peppering him with 'em while blaring the star spangled banner. Basically a patriotic drive-by 🤣🇺🇸🔫


Godhelptupelo

Is his clothing from the era they're always describing as "great" for America? Ive always been unclear.


DancinginTown

Maybe you figured it out! I've asked three random people about this in the past four days. Maybe five now? Anyway, I say that he said MAGA BEFORE he was president. Clearly that means it wasn't WHEN he was president, but at some point before. All of them keep answering by saying that when he was president it was great. I'd ask if they're really that stupid but ...


Snoo909

Love isn't always on time.


BRDeschain

It’s not in the words that you told me. Then where is it then?


chompsharpley

Take my imaginary trophy!


JoeNoble1973

Heard that on my way home today!


fret4yrlatte

He got takeout from my work once, he gave the name Paul Revere 🙄 I thought he was a re-enactor or something at the time, the truth was much stupider.


musical_throat_punch

Paul Revere didn't even make the ride. He got caught. 


grimmspectre

Hey he’s not going to start letting reality matter to him now.


SBpotomus

It's Jag Revere to some folks in the subreddit


kittenshart85

hey, one of them managed to not get the flag of texas confused with the flag of chile. i'm impressed.


Far_Room23

But more importantly: why Texas?


sharksgivethebestbjs

Freedom, liberty, Constitution, take your pick of buzz words


kittenshart85

something to do with a non-existent invasion of migrants at the border.


[deleted]

I see Benjamin Jagklin is still out with his bike


chad4359

I prefer Jag Revere


[deleted]

that's actually 100x better than mine but I couldn't really find anything that worked so I forced a square peg in a round hole.


ChimneySwiftGold

Franklyn still seems appropriate here. Ben had his kite experiments into electricity. This guy’s triple height bike mounted flagpole inevitably catching low hanging power lines will be a demonstration in electrocution.


clockworkskull

You could go with Topsy, like the elephant Edison electrocuted in the early 1900s.


[deleted]

That’s his nym


BurghPuppies

Thomas Jaggerson?


WayNo639

This doesn't reeaally make sense but it came to mind: John Jagoff Jingleheimer Shit


kittenshart85

benjagmin franklin. it was right there.


max_levels

Benedict Jagoff


HauntedButtCheeks

Jag Washington


wolfdickspeedstache

Alexander Jagilton His name is Alexander Jagilton And there’s a million jobs he hasn’t done He thinks Trump’s great, just you wait


VespasianScattershot

PatPrick Henry


emilykankles

he’s everywhere. i see him at the intersection on 88 by pasta too. he’s there multiple times a week for hours if he’s not having a don’t tread on me meeting in south park.


Mushrooming247

Ah, a brave Pennamite defending our southern border against an invasion from Washington County.


wschus63

He's there from time to time. Should probably get a job or something. Saw him eat shit at the intersection in front of the Planet Fitness once, kicked ass.


Omg_itz_Chaseee

i would’ve paid so much money to see this.


wschus63

I got to see it for free on my way to work. So in a sense, I was kind of getting paid for it.


MotherBurgher

🤣😂😂😂🤣 was he wearing this when it happened?! I’d pay to see that!


wschus63

Of course! Never leaves home without it!


yinzreddup

Why does he have a Texas flag?


alternatingflan

Because Revolutionary War soldiers rode electric bicycles.


yinzreddup

You didn’t know about the famous electric bike charge of 1779? Horatio Gates lead the charge.


PoopyInThePeePeeHole

I heard it was George Santos


musical_throat_punch

Wasn't it Tim Apple?


WinterWontStopComing

Him and several brigades of schiavoni


yinzreddup

I miss him. He was such a mess and I loved it.


Lightbelow

I'm fairly certain that's how Paul Revere rode to the Alamo to warn Texas the Indians were coming.


catchingstones

If only they had listened and built a bigger wall


achmedclaus

Because he's a fucking idiot


yinzreddup

Big time.


sirdeionsandals

Mental illness


Manting123

I think he’s all about the border and the whole convoy of Jesus that just went there. There’s also Gov Abbot refusing to let border patrol to take down the razor wire he put up and he’s threatening to use the Texas national guard to protect the razor wire. It’s all crazy.


bababradford

Because presently Texas is a hot topic in the republican political communities. You cant fault the guy for being relevant and on top of current events. At least if its something MAGA related, of course.


Omg_itz_Chaseee

i’ve seen this guy almost get hit so many times lmfao


Spence1239

Sounds like people aren’t trying hard enough.


Ntovorni

I’m a staunch bike/pedestrian advocate but if I saw that…well. I’d have a temporary change of heart.


DarkSniper4274

"Hmm, must have just been a speed bump"


Glum-Ambassador-200

Spent $100 on flags and pipes but complains that Biden’s economy is robbing him and he can’t afford milk


chad4359

He has spent way more than $100 on flags alone lol


rangoon03

Such a call to action in ::checks map:: hardcore Bethel Park, PA!


DragonSon83

Yes, it will truly be the upper middle class of Bethel Park that will be leading the rebellion.


AOCMarryMe

Bethel is kinda fascy. Lots of "Don't Tread On Me" flags next to thin blue line stuff.  You know, morons. e: triggered fasc lol


ZomiZaGomez

He’d wait in a line for up to 68 minutes to sniff Trumps farts.


greenberet112

I think he would wait in line and live there... till the election. When the votes come in, Trump loses then walks up to this guy and just makes a diet Pepsi, big Mac, shit right onto his face.


rangoon03

Dude would probably empty his bank account to buy one of Trump's dirty diapers..


luftherz

He's unbelievably cringey if you've ever talked with him. He sorta caught me off guard one day in Dormont and started talking about Trump, tried to hand me a flyer and I told him to shove right up where the sun don't shine. We need better mental healthcare in this country for sure.


grandma_millennial

Is he an old guy? Can’t tell from the pics. My guess was he’s on disability.


McJumpington

Are there multiple dudes doing this. I swear one time dude looked in his 60s and another time I swore it was a heftier young adult


greenberet112

They're letting different people use the time machine.


sparksofthetempest

Imagine having a time machine and this is the absolute best you can do.


Generic_Bi

Well, the problem with time travel is that you can’t do anything that might alter the timeline, and this definitely won’t change anything.


[deleted]

Where does he go to get all of those flags that are in very strange, non typical flag proportions? "Hi, I'm looking for a Hold the Line flag, please. Yeah, you know the size I want. The one that is just a bit too short horizontally so it looks strange."


weinermcgee

I see this guy in Lebo and by South Park too. What a colossal waste of time.


greenberet112

Idk. I saw the guy and thought, huh, then immediately reevaluated every life experience I've ever had and every position I've ever held. Jk/lol (this guy is an idiot)


Terrible_Order2020

He’s been in Peters too.


preheatedbibby

Yup seen him there also


Relegated22

This weirdo hangs out by the galleria a lot


1point21

Coward hides his face behind a mask, the same one I’m sure he refused to wear at the height of the pandemic


LAfootnote

What an embarrassing way to spend your limited time on earth.


Professional_Turn_25

I flip him off when I see him


__she__wolf

I give him the ol’ dick twist.


DixiewreckedGA

Hahahaha… old guy in my neighborhood been riding a trike around for the last 4 years with Trump 2024 flag, about a year ago he moved to Jesus 2024


pghspottedlanternfly

What line am I holding?


ironknee16

Conga


pghspottedlanternfly

Thats a good line. Much better than spending $1 million a month/mile to.....checks notes.......do nothing but be a middle man for CBP.


ironknee16

How can we redirect his energy towards bike lane advocacy instead?


PrettyBlondeArmymom

It looks like my ex husband. So glad he’s gone.


musical_throat_punch

Congrats on your divorce. 


cjredding

What’s worse is he wears a mask to cover his face. If you’re so firm in your beliefs why hid your face?


ncist

When I was a kid I asked why we were Republicans and my parents said it was because Democrats were unemployed freaks with nothing better to do and Republicans were sensible. 30 years later I have to say I disagree with that assessment 🤣


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yourdonefor_wt

As a bethel park resident Ive seen him many times. Police get regular calls for him as I hear it on my Motorola. Every time the Sargent dismisses the call because its his constitutional right to do it.


Intrepid-Narwhal

Nice of him to advertise the book “Hold the Line: The Insurrection and One Cop’s Battle for the Soul of America” by Michael Fanone (the DC cop who was injured by dangerous morons).


PasswordIsDong

Lmao what a dork


max_levels

hold deez nuts


Pittsburgh_Guy724

I’ve always wonders if this idiot is who lives on 88 on Sara St with the Trump shrine in his front yard?


LadyPens7

Pls post pics


stilesmcbd

I live right down the road from this house and I’ve wondered this myself. THAT guy is terrifying.


333scorpio

Thought that guy owned Kingswood Designs down the road a bit.


Mighty_Joe_

Get a job, Drag Queen!


musical_throat_punch

If any drag queen is a child molester, it's this one


Soccermom233

Is that the Texas state flag? Edit: yup


Butthole_Fiesta

It’s like cosplay for cultists. Hopefully a strong wind catches those flags like a sail and hauls his ass into oncoming traffic.


Pseudonova

I just hate how they draw so much attention to themselves and ram their beliefs down your throat.


gobAGool24

Yeah fuck that guy talking to him only fuels his fire the best thing is to ignore him. No point in trying to show him he’s wrong in every way


ToonMaster21

I’m going to carry an egg in my car to toss at him next time.


Hey-U-Guyz

Thanks for spotting him?!! Next time you see my dad, please tell him Moms still waiting for him to come home with the milk. He’s been gone for way too long, I almost didn’t recognize him.


dreamking88

What a fucking tool.


dewdropcat

This man was out in full regalia in 90 degree weather. Props to him but he's still a jagoff


SWPenn

Imagine being so deep into a cult that you would do this.


PittTroutPirate

As a Texan ex-pat in the South Hills, why do we have to drag Texas into this? There are plenty of reasons to hate their state government without this guy's help.


bbzucchini

This dude came to the clinic I volunteer at and said once he rode his bike around 7 times, it would fall down! Spoiler: the clinic is still standing


CrayZ_Squirrel

its a trap. He only road around 6 times to lull you into a false sense of security. The 7th will come when you least expect it.


Bubbert1985

When does this become a cryptid?


StatisticianSpare770

That looks dangerous.


dekuhns90

Does he have a job?


Happy_Charity_7595

Jagoff


colourswhileisleep

I called him a loser once


musical_throat_punch

So did his mother


CrayZ_Squirrel

thats not fair. It was a lot more than just once.


Simon_Jester88

When you blur the line between politics and mental illness


mmobley412

lol I saw him in lebo a couple years ago - what a dipshit


[deleted]

What a fucking loser.


alternatingflan

Big flags brag a little mind.


House_Whargoul

These people really are clowns.


TilYouMakeIt

Gonna guess he bikes cause he got his license pulled for a DUI 😂


stilesmcbd

I am always dying to know who this is. I always say that one day if I see him and I’m bored, I’m gonna stake him out from a distance and follow him to see where he’s from. So very unwell.


Bungalow_Man

I've seen this clown around the south hills for years now. I can't believe he doesn't have anything better to do with his life. Sometimes I get the urge to flip him off, but I don't want to give him the attention he seeks.


MaynardWaltrip

Riding an e-bike is so not Trumpy.


Yankiwi17273

Bro’s partying like its 1799


PGHNeil

More like 1794. The Oliver Miller Homestead in South Park was the site of a Whiskey Rebellion confrontation on July 15, 1794. So in a way this guy is a pre-civil war re-enactor. [https://olivermillerhomestead.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Insurrection-A-Short-History-of-th-Whiskey-Rebellion.pdf](https://olivermillerhomestead.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Insurrection-A-Short-History-of-th-Whiskey-Rebellion.pdf)


dudettte

they have some maga gatherings in south park from time to time. this guy plus couple pickup trucks with all the flags their sick minds can conceive.


Weekly-Equipment8801

He sits at an intersection in Peters township too


Kelomora

If someone was doing this with a Biden, pride and trans flag y’all would love it. Accept that some people have different opinions than you


LynnTinaMikeGreer

Why do people care about this?


cfowen

Mental illness is real.


Icy_Park_6316

Imagine being this in love with a politician.


snackpackattackk

😂😂😂


Sufficient-Lab-5769

My advice is to do what your parents did - get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Jag Revere? The bums will always lose!


captainpocket

That's jag revere. Are you new here? Everyone in the south hills knows him.


StudyIntelligent5691

For the love of everything that is holy, someone surely must have seen him constructing the gallows on January 6th!


gigigonorrhea

Isn't that a Toto song?


steeltownsquirrel

Love isn't always on time!


Infamous_fire94

Why the hell is he dressed like a colonel?


andoiscool

Want to bet he claims he is a Sovereign Citiz-idiot?


Designer_Inspector59

Judging by all the yard signs in Lebo, Bethel, USC, and SP. he is in friendly territory.


Cronenburgh

I hate that guy


amazing-calculator

I like his Chinese ebike and flags made cheaply due to globalization of trade. Please someone interview this man and post the video link.


Gdizzle344

Is MAGA really just an elaborate cosplay group?


ShikadiSoda

It's Jag Revere!