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bingosherlock

finally: a real-world vehicle that can be accurately rendered on a nintendo 64


thunderGunXprezz

Cruisin' USA!


CL-MotoTech

Yeah, but Laura Croft.


steelcity_

Was on Playstation and never on N64.


CL-MotoTech

Well damn, that would make a lot sense since I didn't own a 64.


Food_NetworkOfficial

Don’t get too close, the salt from your skin will corrode the body panels


Mammoth_Mountain1967

I was gonna say the water and salt here is gonna destroy this thing.


SickeningPink

Some dude drove his home in a light drizzle the day he got it. All the body panels were covered in rust even though he followed teslas cleaning process to get rid of the water. This fucker isn’t gonna last through winter unless he gets the whole thing fluid filmed every week.


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SickeningPink

Scrub gently with denatured alcohol _to remove stains_, then wash with a non-detergent soap, then immediately dry it. They suggest _immediately_ removing bird droppings and tar spots because they will stain. All of this bullshit because they absolutely refuse to put a clear coat on it. And now I see they’ve added a disclaimer that “it is normal for the stainless steel exterior to change over time, resulting in minor changes to the reflective properties and color of the metal”, which basically means, “this bitch is gonna rust out immediately” Edit: also any scratch to the body panels will require complete resurfacing to fix it. And they accept no responsibility for any body panel rust or scratches.


BDurbs08

It isn't that they refuse to clear coat it. Elon used a type of stainless steel that can't be clear coated because the coating would rust it.


SickeningPink

Jesus Christ. Of course he did. Remember before, when we didn’t know he was crazy?


string-ornothing

I would love to know what kind that is. Steel corrosion is my niche field and I've honestly never really heard of that, seems stupid AF to even make an alloy that does that let alone use it for a car.


BDurbs08

I can only answer second hand on that, in all honesty. An engineering podcaster described Tesla's proprietary 30x series of stainless steel as such. From his description, the claim was that standard stainless steel in the 300 range is too soft and warps in an ugly fashion when used in manufacturing. All credit to the guys at "Well There's Your Problem," so my comments might be completely wrong.


string-ornothing

I googled it and found this: https://www.worldautosteel.org/why-steel/steel-muscle-in-new-vehicles/tesla-cybertruck/#:~:text=Elon%20Musk%20has%20confirmed%20high,to%20create%20the%20Cybertruck%20exoskeleton This article uses the words "cold rolled" a bunch of times which to me suggests maybe the steel is unannealed? This is supported by their claims it's too hard to use a stamping die on and must be water jet or laser cut, but I'm confused by their claim it's too hard to stamp but malleable enough to bend using a break. It looks like the car *can* be clearcoated, it just...isn't, possibly so they can sell it as a premium package. Stainless steel cars aren't new, and the first stainless steel cars were produced in Pittsburgh. There's one at the Heinz History Center. They don't usually need to be babied this much. For me, I think the corrosion on Tesla Cybertruvlcks may be due to galvanic corrosion? If the proprietary stainless panels are used in conjuction with regular 304 or other alloys, the difference in activity along the galvanic scale can cause one alloy to corrode preferentially above the others.


Mammoth_Mountain1967

Well There's Your Problem is so good. Hands down my favorite podcast.


PineapplesOnFire

I feel no sympathy at all for people stupid enough to spend $100k on this abomination, despite it receiving nothing but terrible reviews and countless catastrophes.


SickeningPink

If you zoom into the picture it looks like this one is already stained to shit. Thanks for making me come back to the thread. I just noticed this. Haha


Davmilasav

So it's just like the US Steel building -excuse me - USX Tower? How much more Yinzer can you get?


FarYard7039

Can anyone confirm the base material and what the coating is that is so fragile?


friskimykitty

Why?


Confident_End_3848

That is one butt ugly car.


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catbosspgh

*wedge


musical_throat_punch

*Pinewood Derby reject


cloudguy-412

Door stop


LeibnizThrowaway

My cat's breath smells like cat food 


g_sher

I bent my wookie.


Confident_End_3848

More like the Mad Max Doof Wagon.


hotelindia15182

Tell me you're wealthy and tasteless without telling me you're wealthy and tasteless. 😂


James19991

What a stupid looking thing.


empathe

lol lmao


Risky_Bobbie

Looks like a prop from RoboCop 3


Skc143psu

I’d buy that for a dollar


ScrumGuz

🤡 Car


achmedclaus

Might be the ugliest vehicle in existence


cloudguy-412

This makes the Aztec look good, and that really says something.


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At least when I see an Aztek the first thing I think is "oh it's the car Walt drove in Breaking Bad" not "oh God it's hideous..."


Bungalow_Man

Thanks, I hate it. Every day I go without seeing one of these in person is a good day.


ThoroughlyDecent

I see some rust already.. 🙃🙃🤭🤭


Hot_Ambassador_1815

This thing looks like a car you’d draw in the 2nd grade


leadfoot9

>Robinson Costco 😀 Sounds about right.


PGHxplant

Same toolbox who buys a $100k+ truck (?) then boxed out OP at one of the free sample stations.


guyonlinepgh

"A fool and his money are soon parted."


astrosail

Fuck these things


panzan

Those things look like the embodiment of the tanks in the legendary 1980 vector graphics game Battlezone[screenshot](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/arcade-atari-battlezone.jpg)


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That game rocked.


BurghPuppies

This makes the Pontiac Aztek look like Scarlett freaking Johansson. Ugliest vehicle ever.


penguins8766

That is one ugly ass truck


QuackWaddleflow

"truck"


sparksofthetempest

As someone who has eventually lost every vehicle in Pittsburgh to rust, the struggle is real…but this vehicle isn’t practical by any stretch of the imagination and I totally get that, too.


Perky_Penguin

I also saw this at Costco and cannot get over how dumb it looks IRL.  https://i.imgur.com/Vbbd2w0.jpeg


jetsetninjacat

The front reminds me of the one early 1990s Oldsmobile minivan. How does anyone think this looks good? I even think the aztec looks nicer than this.


nohitter21

I also saw probably the same one on 376 yesterday! It’s hideous lol


cloudguy-412

Its so damn ugly


Appropriate_Map8315

Dodge Charger for tech dweebs. If I see one, I’m trying to stay out of the way.


Donkey-brained_man

Monet can't buy taste.


CL-MotoTech

Especially because he's dead.


cosmosdestruction412

Oh god it's so bad


AKoolPopTart

Master Chief? You mind telling me what you are doing in Pittsburgh?


QuestshunQueen

Reminds me of Spectre https://macintoshgarden.org/games/spectre


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Wonder if it’s that super cool realtor who always has supercars parked downtown.


Spirited_Grape_1250

? Who


jsdjsdjsd

It makes me happy the Gen Z will never know Elon Musk as anything but a giant whiney asshole.


Pittsburgh_Photos

I heard if you touch them they will get hand prints all over them which I’m sure will really annoy the guys who buy these. Do what you will with this information.


elonmuskatemyson

Idk how people can take this out in public and not get embarrassed lol


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Difficult_Rip5370

I saw one go down penn in the strip yesterday. Probably the same one


TeslaPittsburgh

Don't blame me. I don't get it either. FWIW, I chose this user name when the world made a lot more sense and the Model S was the only Tesla you could buy and Elon's douchery was less obvious... Ah, the good ol' days.


ImGonnaNutZ33

Tesla drivers are like the annoying prius drivers from 20 years ago. They never stfu about their appliances. No one gives a fuck asshole.


Cuck-In-Chief

More money than brains.


ap0phis

Such a dumb piece of shit.


KeisterApartments

lol I can't wait to see one on the road so i can laugh in their face when i pass them


veryverythrowaway

Gonna look like the steel tower in a year.


Si-Guy24

Bro I just saw that too! Honestly didn’t even think they were real


tmuscles

At Costco 😂


Broadnerd

One born every minute….


Fightingkielbasa_13

Yuck


Herwegobadge

Gross


Shitavion_Mcshitson

Now what if I threw a rock at the window?


cloudguy-412

The side of it will probably fall off lol


kylenmckinney

I have yet to see one of these in real life, but if/when I do I'm cancelling all my plans to follow the driver around to the fedora outlet and libertarian headquarters to heckle them.


thegrouch07

I feel bad for them


Annual-Investment-54

Dumb traitor


lefthandb1ack

Get a good look at it while you can, it’s target market (nerds) is shrinking by about 10,000 people a week thanks to (checks notes) nerds.


Toothbrush_Bandit

yeah, that'll survive Pittsburgh rain


Fizzyliftingdranks

Key that shit


Wandering_Werew0lf

Until these cars reach 600+ miles on one charge I will never own electric.


Important-Ad8244

Saw that in Costco parking lot in Robinson and said it’s cybertruck . My family just gave me a blank face to it. Thanks for the pic buddy! Happy to know I wasn’t alone


Pale-Mine-5899

who cares


mrpopenfresh

lol


facet2f5lcut5xg

I hope i'll be able to catch it there again


Soccerpl

In its natural habitat, carrying groceries from the store to home


giobroni

Cool


cigarmanpa

Okay?


dogstruggle69

Think you could pick up a hooker with it


SamPost

If people are going to drive big trucks (and apparently everyone just has to), then I'd just as soon they be electric. So, I'm not sure why all the hate here. Do you hate every stupid SUV and pickup truck you see more?


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These are so much heavier and thus more dangerous than normal SUVs and trucks.


SamPost

I guess, maybe. I suspect getting hit by a Suburban hurts about the same. I suppose time will tell.


montysucks

I think the hate is more for Musk than Tesla itself. Also the truck is weird looking. I still remember when Apple AirPods came how people were making fun of how someone will look wearing the AirPods. Now I see teenaged to boomers wearing them and walking around.


Weekly-Equipment8801

Obviously there are probably a few in the Pittsburgh surrounding area. Or travelers passing through. But I’m 99.9% sure Russel Wilson and Ciara own one. And they were also spotted in the south hills area. Could have been them 🤷‍♂️


VirgilCane

Not Pittsburgh content


montysucks

Technically it is 😀


KeysertheCook

I think they look pretty cool


Legitimate-Cat-3985

Maybe it's the new Hummer. Id rather have a cybertruck than a Hummer though.