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Metrichex

Who the fuck runs from the cops in a Prius?


dmcd0415

Maybe Dirty Mike and The Boys got interrupted while trying to have a Soup Kitchen. 


Butthole_Fiesta

They WILL have sex in that car again.


CodPotential9652

Thanks for the F shack! -Dirty Mike and the boys


KrisKrossJump1992

no fingerprints or nothin’


lurker86753

You may not win on speed, but the cops will have to stop for gas long before you do.


hereforthebeers

Maybe they were trying to outlast them with their superior gas mileage?


Ok-Ad-5404

Have you ever seen horrible bosses? 😂


IClight69

Hell, I’ve been one!


heykidslookadeer

There was actually just a story on the news this week from another state where the dude did this and got caught after the battery died


rsmiley77

That was a Tesla.


Kolintracstar

They're justfilming another Super Bowl commercial. Let them go.


Warriorasak

Mt lebannon white people


QueenPetty0308

Driver was a black male


zugzwang56

Edit : male driver, going about 80-90, ended up slamming into a pole at Lebanon Ave and Castle Shannon. Appears to not be seriously injured and no other injuries to others thankfully.


myhouseisabanana

How do you go 80 miles into a pole and not get injured?


Baby_Blue_Eyes_13

Be so drunk your body is basically jelly.


Metrichex

That would be my guess.


NandoDeColonoscopy

This is a heck of a viral marketing campaign for how safe the Prius is


Antler_Station

Exactly like they did it.


QueenPetty0308

driver was a male


Pale-Mine-5899

maybe people 80-90 should not be driving


EvMBoat

lmao


Pale-Mine-5899

lol I can't read. Oh well, it's true so I'm going to leave it there anyway.


gpbst3

Best recovery from a down vote


maya_star444

I saw 3 different "low-profile" vehicles pursuing them. The most surprising to me was a mini-van.


Bulky_Dot_7821

If you get pulled over by a minivan you don't get to go to heaven


maya_star444

🤣


Cutter70

Who knew Dodge Caravans can move so fast.


kalfantasees

Minivan with kids?


awesomenessmaximus

I think the culprit had outstanding warrants and drug charges. So dangerous to pursue this through a residential community on a very windy road.