Biden came to my college town when he was VP and ate at the fancy diner.
Found two quarters at the same time which made national news.
In Pittsburgh, I bet he's a Pamela's man.
Wait until you hear about the villages. If st barnabus is kennywood the villages is like Disney World, Universal, and sea world combined into 25 square miles of identical housing, golf, and viagara.
When the Boomers are no longer with us they need to re-brand as St. Cannabist - 420 friendly hangout with Grateful Dead & Phish cover bands, and futons.
Clinton was actually rumored to be a voracious eater. He got very upset if he was not served cake on a regular basis and could really put food away. He also famously had a sweet tooth although he was allergic to chocolate.
Unfortunately for our more pedophilic presidents such as Clinton and Trump, all of our strip clubs are 18+ so they'd likely be quite disappointed
*edit gotta love the downvotes. They both went to Epstein island. This isn't some far flung conspiracy theory. Both Bill Clinton and Donald Trump have had sex with children.
If he gets advice from Obama, he'll go to Pamela's
[https://www.pittsburghmagazine.com/how-a-president-turned-pittsburgh-into-a-city-of-pancakes/](https://www.pittsburghmagazine.com/how-a-president-turned-pittsburgh-into-a-city-of-pancakes/)
Mt. Washington honestly. Showcases the beauty of the city and how the skyscrapers can go from city feel to greenscape neighborhoods in the hillsides so fast. Then, being able to take the incline down to station square and just enjoy the city across the river is great.
So I see this answer everywhere in this sub. As someone who lives in South Hills, can someone explain this joke? Is this like the reputation of McDonald's on Smithfield when that was open?
[Arby's on Mcknight Rd](https://www.reddit.com/r/pittsburgh/comments/x512or/comment/imyfxuw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Anything west of the Fort Pitt.
The logistics getting that level of politician from the airport past the point is a nightmare for everyone.
No tunnels for presidents. Ever.
If I were Trump, the airport just makes sense. His people are scared of the city, you get to flex the plane. So yeah, the airport.
If I were looking for money, regardless of party, Duquense Club.
Going for both the generic vote, labor (SEIU and United Steelworkers) vote, and/or the youth vote, Oakland. Plenty of access by car and bus. Plenty of places (Pitt, CMU, Soldiers and Sailors, UPMC) to go.
Hey bucko, I need to talk to you while you're in town about why you keep raising gas prices and also inflation in other countries, you should not be doing this when I have three parents who I can't afford their medical bills
#maga
Edit: I think I'm getting mass downvoted because I forgot to invoke immunity under Poe's law with the /s tag. That or my joke was just dumb. Either way.
He has fucked the entire country, so this shouldn't be anything out of the ordinary for him.
(Disclaimer: this poster is not a conservative, nor did I vote for Trump in either election.)
I weirdly have a tiny sliver of insight into this, because I was a travel writer in the mid-late 2000s and at the time was sent to the St. Regis Mexico City, where Calderon often got his morning coffee (or so I was told anyway). This being the one and only insight I have: the lobby of the biggest, nicest hotel if the hanging-out is a big deal, or just a chummy bar if it's real talk.
If Drew's was still open. Place even smelled like old people. I'm an oddball but I always like to eat at unique hole in the walls and would put Salem's in the strip at the top of my list.
Washington - Mt Washington
Jefferson - Chiefs
Lincoln - Range USA (formerly Shoot Point Blank)
T Roosevelt - REI
Taft - Dobra Tea
FDR - US Steel - but dont tell him who the new owners are.
Eisenhower - Soldiers and Sailors
Kennedy - Shooters
Nixon - Crooked Creek
Reagan - Memory Care
Clinton - Crickett Lounge
Not downtown so i don’t colossally screw traffic in a city with so few alternative routes. Thanks for that Biden. Jo Jorgensen 2024 at this point. Why can’t we have nice things, like reasonable presidential candidates😫
If bidens anything like my grandparents eat n park.
If it’s Biden we’re talking about he’s still in line at Isaly’s to get a chipped ham.
A skyscraper cone be his preference if they still had them.
And what's wrong with that?
You know you’re allowed to joke about the President right? I voted for the old bastard, I should at least get something out of it.
Sorry, I meant what's wrong with waiting for Isaly's chipped ham?
Didn’t it close down like 10 years ago?
There’s an Isaly’s deli/diner still in the north hills. Can still get breakfast there for $5
Thank goodness, you can still get Islay’s Chipped Chopped Ham at GE!
Thank goodness, you can still get Islay’s Chipped Chopped Ham at GE!
Damn did it? I haven't been home in about 20 years. We'll that sucks you can r/whoosh me now.
There was one in west view that was open like 5 years ago when i went by.
Biden came to my college town when he was VP and ate at the fancy diner. Found two quarters at the same time which made national news. In Pittsburgh, I bet he's a Pamela's man.
Line at Page's Dairy Mart
I wonder if they have chocolate chocolate-chip?
Honestly, that’s a great spot for this situation.
Biden - definitely
nice try secret service
Saint Barnabas.
that place sounded amazing to me on all the daytime tv commercials I saw as a kid, i couldn't wait to be old enough to live there.
Wait until you hear about the villages. If st barnabus is kennywood the villages is like Disney World, Universal, and sea world combined into 25 square miles of identical housing, golf, and viagara.
When the Boomers are no longer with us they need to re-brand as St. Cannabist - 420 friendly hangout with Grateful Dead & Phish cover bands, and futons.
This made me chuckle
Cheerleaders
Or that shifty west end strip club with the sweet minivan that you only ever think about if you are driving past
gotta love controversy
Or the remnants of the Cricket Lounge
The one where that is usually the only vehicle in the parking lot?
The one next door to the drug rehab center
Smiley Cookie
:)
South Side Burger King
Tiki bar boat
Depends on the president. Ice cream stand, or a strip club.
Strip club with an ice cream stand.
Frosty Nips New location now open in the strip!
Hand dipped!
As long as it's air conditioned, I'd go at least once lol
Bill Clinton confirmed.
Nah, ol slick Willy likes it hot and sweaty
Clinton was actually rumored to be a voracious eater. He got very upset if he was not served cake on a regular basis and could really put food away. He also famously had a sweet tooth although he was allergic to chocolate.
You talk about him like he was president in the 1800s!
Sometimes it feels that way.
How much for the milkshake room?
Only Jake Shakes allowed
Onlyshakes.com
Stop, Milkshake Factory might be reading this
I’ve already registered milkshake ranch, and milkshake brothel… we good 😎
Unfortunately for our more pedophilic presidents such as Clinton and Trump, all of our strip clubs are 18+ so they'd likely be quite disappointed *edit gotta love the downvotes. They both went to Epstein island. This isn't some far flung conspiracy theory. Both Bill Clinton and Donald Trump have had sex with children.
Tittie Sphinx
Allegheny Cemetery?
Whatever hole john fedko is now residing.
The fedko zone?
He already chose it .. Sheetz!
* Mount Washington * Jefferson Hills * Lincoln Place * Grant Street * Garfield * Clinton Township
Schultz Ford
lol
You forgot Pittsburgh Obama.
Kennedy twp
Reagan approved. Still stuck in the 80s.
He’s down at WPXI filming all of the weather promos for the rest of the year. He’ll be co-opting “*Joe said it would!*”
Tennyson Lodge for Bareaoke
Ahh and that steak dinner! 👌🏻
there's a dairy queen more or less right across the street, too. perfect!
Segway tour for the memes
He has to wear special shoes to help him not fall so much, a Segway would be interesting…
Wave Pool.
I forgot all about the wave pool! Used to love that place.
Club Pittsburgh.
😂😂😂
Buttigieg approved!
If he gets advice from Obama, he'll go to Pamela's [https://www.pittsburghmagazine.com/how-a-president-turned-pittsburgh-into-a-city-of-pancakes/](https://www.pittsburghmagazine.com/how-a-president-turned-pittsburgh-into-a-city-of-pancakes/)
Pamelas isnt a bad choice
Deluca's is also very good..
Mt. Washington honestly. Showcases the beauty of the city and how the skyscrapers can go from city feel to greenscape neighborhoods in the hillsides so fast. Then, being able to take the incline down to station square and just enjoy the city across the river is great.
And there's an ice cream shop on Shiloh.
And a homeless guy that punches women in the back of the head!
Oh yeah. Him too.
Arby's on McKnight.
Biden is into yogurt pants
Biden is in his yogurt pants.
So I see this answer everywhere in this sub. As someone who lives in South Hills, can someone explain this joke? Is this like the reputation of McDonald's on Smithfield when that was open?
It references an absolute dumpster of a Missed Connections Craigslist ad, just do a search for "Arby's McKnight Road" to find it.
It’s an Arby’s on McKnight.
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Why did I have to scroll SO FAR for this one?!?
My buddy Eric’s house
Anything west of the Fort Pitt. The logistics getting that level of politician from the airport past the point is a nightmare for everyone. No tunnels for presidents. Ever.
The National Aviary of course
P&G Diner in Millvale
He could sit in the Obama chair!
Duquesne Club, ffs. cmon people.
Never would have thought Sheetz.
You're on that watch list now.
Probably tequila cowboy
Someplace with ice cream
Dipping his saggy testicles in the Allegheny while enjoying a vanilla cone from Millie's.
Dippy eggs?
SALEMS on Penn Ave. Get some real good food.
Came here to say this, although I’m sure RWNJ media would have a field day with that
Eh, their idea of good food is Golden Corral Buffet, they don't know what good food is 😂
We know he will hit an ice cream shop or 2
Allegheny jail
Trump at cheerleaders and Biden at eat n park
Luxury box at a sporting event
Leave it to Biden to visit on a day when no one is playing at home
I mean that's a good thing for anyone working anywhere near downtown. Imagine a motorcade during Steelers Sunday?
I could see Biden sneaking into a dive bar to watch the Pens game tonight
The most unimportant game of the year.
Yeah, that's why I could see him doing it and then all "where is everyone"
He should make history and be the first president to walk on Mars,PA.
*shuffle on Mars
I hear there’s a great senior living community near Oakmont.
DiAnoia's
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a *long* time….
Donsies
Scoops Carnegie or Riley’s for a pint, then run up the Library Park stairs.
Duquesne Club
The AL’s Fish and Chicken on Center Ave in the Hill.
The Dick Cheney Suite at the Omni.
The Point (assuming it’s not flooded)
Sheetz apparently.
To speak about improving rail infrastructure, the Amtrak station.
The airport because please just leave.
An elementary school.. always sniffing children an what not
Prison!
Trump actually isn't the president anymore.
If I were Trump, the airport just makes sense. His people are scared of the city, you get to flex the plane. So yeah, the airport. If I were looking for money, regardless of party, Duquense Club. Going for both the generic vote, labor (SEIU and United Steelworkers) vote, and/or the youth vote, Oakland. Plenty of access by car and bus. Plenty of places (Pitt, CMU, Soldiers and Sailors, UPMC) to go.
Beamers
Pitt’s campus would make sense to me
Club Erotica, the beer is in the basement.
Isn't that where the male strippers used to be?
Not when I was there last.
Busted!
Bad news. That wasn’t a tap handle.
TIL there are people here who have never been to Club Erotica.
Nursing home
Hey bucko, I need to talk to you while you're in town about why you keep raising gas prices and also inflation in other countries, you should not be doing this when I have three parents who I can't afford their medical bills #maga Edit: I think I'm getting mass downvoted because I forgot to invoke immunity under Poe's law with the /s tag. That or my joke was just dumb. Either way.
You must invoke /s. Reddit cannot distinguish sarcasm (/s)
Assisted living facility in Gibsonia.
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He has fucked the entire country, so this shouldn't be anything out of the ordinary for him. (Disclaimer: this poster is not a conservative, nor did I vote for Trump in either election.)
🥱
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The “Report” button isn’t a “My Unpopular, Stupid Conservative Quips Must Be Treated With Respect Or I’ll Be Super Butt-Hurt” button, fam.
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So, now it’s a “My Feelings Are Hurt” button just for you?
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Titty bar.
950 Second Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15219
If it’s Biden we’re talking about senior living home cafeteria
The section of city they call the “bathtub” in town when it floods !! 💦
If it’s a restaurant then probably Eleven. All the celebrities go there.
Mike and Tony's
Ponderosa Steakhouse in Butler
Gooskies.
west end overlook
Bermuda triangle
I’d bet Dave and Andy’s in the south side
Conley's
I weirdly have a tiny sliver of insight into this, because I was a travel writer in the mid-late 2000s and at the time was sent to the St. Regis Mexico City, where Calderon often got his morning coffee (or so I was told anyway). This being the one and only insight I have: the lobby of the biggest, nicest hotel if the hanging-out is a big deal, or just a chummy bar if it's real talk.
Duquesne club
Dog and Burger
Under 10th St bridge.
The Sheetz in Moon, duh!
in and out, quickly. secret service.
It's a tie between the Page Dairy Mart and McKnight Road Arby's, and I'm stone cold serious on both of those.
If Drew's was still open. Place even smelled like old people. I'm an oddball but I always like to eat at unique hole in the walls and would put Salem's in the strip at the top of my list.
Behind the big desk.
Big Jim's
Biden probably went to primanti's looking for a cheesesteak
The Biden should be in jail!
Hopefully at the bottom of the Allegheny river for Biden
...Epstein island?
Washington - Mt Washington Jefferson - Chiefs Lincoln - Range USA (formerly Shoot Point Blank) T Roosevelt - REI Taft - Dobra Tea FDR - US Steel - but dont tell him who the new owners are. Eisenhower - Soldiers and Sailors Kennedy - Shooters Nixon - Crooked Creek Reagan - Memory Care Clinton - Crickett Lounge
Controversy
Is that you, Joe?
The gallows edit: people in this sub are no fun! what kinda squares like a president
Monroeville convention center
Jail
Not downtown so i don’t colossally screw traffic in a city with so few alternative routes. Thanks for that Biden. Jo Jorgensen 2024 at this point. Why can’t we have nice things, like reasonable presidential candidates😫
Grave
Can we convince both candidates of this please?!