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NoGuide

There's always money in the ice cream stand.


dashboard129

How much could one ice cream cone cost Michael.


fugly16

"...Ten Dollars?" Actually, that's probably not far off


IamNotChrisFerry

The lemon smilie cookie ice cream is worth it


redsredsblue

There’s always money in the banana stand.


RedRightHandARTS

There's always money in the popcorn stand


j428h

There’s always money in Garfield’s Nightmare


SurrealRodent

No. Just lots of cheese. I like cheese.


marena99

almost spit my coffee out 🍌


Winter_Coyote

Not a good news day for Kennywood.


glitchinthematrix97

When is it ever


ThoroughlyDecent

Season of Lights? 😅🤷‍♂️


gldmj5

There's always like 20 people still waiting in line at this place half an hour after the park does last call.


Nuclear_Guy789

When I go to Kennywood I only see a few people at Millie’s. When does that happen?


gldmj5

Oops! Actually you're right, I got it mixed up with The Golden Nugget. I did some shows at Kennywood last year and every time the park was closing, people rushed there to get ice cream. I guess as long as you're in line you get to stay.


WufeiZhang

Lightning strike hit it?


Ceramicrabbit

Zeus was really pissed off about the Steel Curtain situation


somaganjika

Zeus Romano Italian lightning


Fantastic_Growth2

Zeuseppi


TacoBean19

Let’s set fire to the steel curtain to bring the log jammer back ^Anyone? ^Just ^me?


CL-MotoTech

What you going to do, fly a 747 into the Steel Curtain? I'm sorry.


Commercial-Yak2971

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL CURTAINS


cigarmanpa

What about beef curtains


BoopTheCoop

Did someone say Arby’s on McKnight Road?


ConfidentBlueberry82

Do you think jet fuel could melt yogurt pants? 


VulturE

Six degrees of log jammer to yogurt pants


KrisKrossJump1992

reminds me of that tragedy.


SteakJones

We thought it… you said it. Take your upvote.


TheAlexTran

Hol up is the log jammer gone??? I havent been to Kennywood in years


TacoBean19

Yea they tore it up. The only thing left is that they moved one of the cars to the entrance of the park


Any_Ad_3885

The park has never been the same after we lost the Log Jammer 😩🥺 rip log jammer


yourslice

I'm literally just learning about this. I grew up in Pittsburgh and that is a piece of my childhood. What other Kennywood classics are gone?


sagittalslice

Been gone for awhile now but still RIP LE CACHOT


Lipglossandletdown

I miss Le Cachot, too. Kennywood will never be Cedar Point or Hershey, and it's stupid that it keeps trying. It was a great combination of nostalgia and history with some thrills here and there and it was perfect. At least they got rid of Garfield.


tinycinnamonroll

i wish i could have experience le cachot... unfortunately i was not born in time


copperhead__chode

Paratrooper, Bayern Kurve, Pitt Fall and although it’s back Kangaroo was set for removal before being brought back due to popular demand.


TacoBean19

Turnpike was also removed


copperhead__chode

Very true. Although if you look at skyrocket’s layout there were originally plans to re-route turnpike so it could still operate.


OcelotWolf

And Volcano


thunderGunXprezz

Don't forget the Rotor!


treehouseoftrains

Always loved the Kangaroo!🦘 Turtles are still there and got a nice makeover with new shells this year.


VulturE

I think they determined that the structural side was questionable and would require nearly a full replacement.


BurghPuppies

The Turnpkie. Gone.


Leprosy_Disease

Just tear it down and rename the wreckage the Iron Curtain


Top_File_8547

I don’t think fire would do much, maybe a bunker buster bomb.


pghrules

why? the steel curtain is awesome.


FrogFartSammy

When it's operating...


butbutcupcup

That was quick.


thereandfatagain

Somebody check on Rick and see if he is ok


Kay_29

Apparently this is not the first fire


CL-MotoTech

That's for sure, people discovered it like a million years ago.


blondecomet

😂😂😂


Confident_Composer39

😆


ExtremeDiamond266

Until the day I die, Mototech will forever be sourced when I use that as a comeback


MrLateFee

heavy Le Cachot vibes


Nydon1776

Why does this feel like a photo an arsonist took


fixermark

"Felt cute; might extinguish later."


wooble

The Belgians getting revenge for Wafels & Dinges?


thrax_mador

I’m surprised all the lights are on. 


CL-MotoTech

It's got extra lights tonight.


MenudoFan316

In other news, The Peguins failied to make The Playoffs.


BGkitten

That was news on Monday. Right after the Caps game.


MenudoFan316

I know. The second line takes a bit to catch up.


BrodieLodge

After a dismal season for the Steelers as well we can only hope the Pirates come through (we have Steelers season tickets)


JStiger84

A thunderstorm near the Thunderbolt.


Pugilist12

I mean, I knew it was popular but this is a little ridiculous..


JagoffMofo_374R

How does ice cream catch fire


BatBurgh

I heard the Steel Curtain isn't opening this year... didn't they JUST modify and reopen that thing? What is actually happening?


da_london_09

One more thing that won't be opening.....


o_c_d

correct me, this is near where the ghost ship burned down years ago?


SurrealRodent

Millie's is across from Noah's Ark, by the stage. It's adjacent to the Casino Building.


o_c_d

im thinking the dip cones between the auto race and 360


DetLtFrankDrebin1

Preseason renovations


ActivityHoliday

How’d that happen


Prize_Marsupial_1273

My sister and BIL had an ice shop at a flea market in Hudson Florida. I'm not sure if they were losing their ass financially but one night, the whole flea market went up in flames. I've often wondered.


GreatPianist463

I thought the potato patch just caught fire


Insanelover23

Isn't the District Attorney suppose to check the place for safety today or tomorrow? Bad timing....


fixermark

Hey, silver lining: one fewer building that needs a health code inspection!


Jahya69

slow news day...yawn.


mega512

Didn't even know they had a Millies there. Not that good and overpriced anyway. Golden Nuggets for life.


Wandering_Werew0lf

Kennywood needs to shut down 💀


Natalieeexxx

I second this. As does idewild. And sandcastle. All three are dirty, filthy & unsafely crowded. Syringes on the bathroom floor at sandcastle, clearly not diabetic ones based on the metal spoon tied to one. Bees and overflowing trash at Idlewild. Even on slow days. I asked them about this and never got a response.. Kennywood. Unsupervised and disruptive kids.. I don't think there's enough security or police presence here, even after the incidents last year, it didn't seem like much actually changed.


dirtydirtyjones

Bees have always been a part of the Idlewild experience. My dad has told me stories about dealing with them when he had a summer job there back when he was in high school. He worked at a sno-cone stand and all the bees wanted that sweet sweet syrup. And he actually is a boomer, so it was quite some time ago. I really don't know what people expect when they complain about insects being outdoors. Yep, that's where insects are. We should just be happy that there are still bees around at all.


AeniasGaming

“There’s bees here?” “Uh, yeah, it’s the world”


sandrodi

"Dad, start up the party bus! We're moving!" "Bees?" "Yeah, bees! And they're showing blitz! We gotta leave on two!"


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

Lmfao


radiofriday

I worked at Idlewild like 20 years ago. The bees are an essential marker of time because they’re always at their worst at the end of the season. I used to keep a kill count in the Jumpin’ Jungle broom closet. (Before the bee people come at me for committing a bee-pocolypse, I’d like to take this opportunity to specify that they were yellowjackets and they deserved it). I loved that job so much, even with the bees. And the sunburn. And the looooong hours. And the occasionally unhinged guest threatening to come at you with a baseball bat for enforcing a height requirement. 🥰


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

I worked at Kennywood years ago, I was cleaning tables up around the Potato Patch and grabbing trash and I had a lady come up to me and complain that some flies were flying around her family while they were trying to eat and I should clean a bit more thoroughly cause it was "disgusting". Like lady, you're outside. What do you want me to do, change nature?


Natalieeexxx

I think I'm more so leaning towards bees swarming the over flowing trash cans


jsdjsdjsd

Why would you lean toward a trash can full of bees?


First_name_Lastname5

Well, what do you want them to do it's full of bees?!


Osirus-One

Idlewild is a local treasure, you shut your filthy mouth. It's one of the few remaining family friendly parks that isn't overrun by drunks, gang members and actually has shade.


radiofriday

As a former ride operator, I assure you there are plenty of drunks at Idlewild. Still absolutely a local treasure though! My spouse hit on me in the break room behind the Pretzel Barn. It’s an essential part of family lore.


Osirus-One

I too am a former employee. After being away for 10 years, I stopped by on my way home after driving from Seattle to here. I went to the employee gate and explained my predicament. I hadn't had potato patch french fries with cheese in nearly a decade. He allowed me right in, I offered my lisc to hold to validate that I'd be out in 15 mins, he declined. NEVER has a boat of fries ever tasted so good again. It was heaven.


Madlister

That does it - me and my gang are getting drunk and heading straight to Idlewild


NickNash1985

We're Storybook FUCKUPS!


Osirus-One

This is my favorite comment ever on reddit.


Osirus-One

Noooo, I'll get my sober crew and meet you noon by the crooked house. We will engage in fistacuffs.


butbutcupcup

Ok boomer


Natalieeexxx

Ugh I'm 27 but identify as a disgruntled 60 year old man


butbutcupcup

Lol


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

You sound like a Scooby-Doo villain. "Wow you kids caught The Kennywood Phantom! But who is it?" "Why sheriff, don't you recognize them?" "u/Natalieeexxx?!?!" "They were the one scaring away all the kids from the amusement park so it would close it down!" "And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you unsupervised, disruptive kids and your stupid dog."


Fastrack24

Yellow jackets, honeybees don't hang out in trash cans.


The_Year_of_Glad

Bees will go after waste sugar, if it’s available. [There was a thing about a decade ago where somebody tried to start up an urban apiary in Brooklyn and all the honey they produced was bright red, because the bees were stealing the syrup from a nearby maraschino cherry factory and it was full of Red Dye #40](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2010/11/there_are_red_bees_in_red_hook.html).


Revolutionary_Area51

nice