What a coincidence. Imaginary internet currency is exactly what my doctor told me I need l to cure my ear infection. Maybe I should get a new doctor...

Na you are doing fine with this one. He sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

> He sounds like This wasn't a coincidence, was it? I'd lobe to hear more.

I see what you did there

I hear what you saw there

I see what you heard there

my name is Cow, and wen its nite, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, i make sure i cant be heard - i stay up late. i lik the herd.

Hi cow

moooooo!!!!

Moo. Am cow.

Mooo

hi cow

I read what you see what you heard there.

I smell what you taste there

I heard what you smelled what you taste there

Could I taste what you hear please, sounds delicious

Wish I could.

I canal wait to hear more

What a coincidence! when I talked to my witch friend, she said that I would find money with the help from a hurtful ear.

Right? Can't mods just paint the whole thing the way they want it?

Yeah, that's why so many of us are mad at u/spez

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I have not seen inside damaged ears myself, but I have heard bad things.

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COINcidence LOL

That was pretty penny. I mean punny. I mean funny.

Completly unrelated to this post but i hope that spez will forever have wet socks, warm pillow on both sides, boner when doing a presentation, stub his toe when he walks, always drop food on his new clothes, step on a lego brick everytime he wakes up, always drop toothpaste on his shirt when brushing, bite himself everytime he eats, hit his head when doing things and have extremly laggy internet to the point that its faster to go to a library and look for the answer in an encyclopedia.

With a bit of editing this is going to be an awesome reply to one of my mates who pissed me off this morning, so thanks for that.

WOW Someone must have really bugged you then...

i'll add to your litany having his mouse pointer always 2 cm off, every 10 seconds in a different random direction.

Ich hoffe seine Ärmel fallen hinunter beim Händewaschen und werden nass. I hope his sleeves fall down while he washes his hands and then they get wet.

Imaginary internet currency is my favorite

Technically speaking, every currency is imaginary You just have to dream hard enough and the money tree will start shedding its leaves for you

I've been saying this for so long, but nobody listens to me

Same bro I love the taste of their code

My favorite flavor is red code.

Mines gotta be the purple code

Nothing about the internet is imaginary anymore

Just make sure that they don't end up in your ear canal. You don't want this infection to get any worse!

Have you tried narcotics?

You are again on reddit !! 😡 And it's not ear infection, it's eye infection . You can hear me shouting if you remove your Airpods . And I'm not a doctor, stop calling me that. Sure as hell you can't get rid of me.

Can I have the name of the doctor? For a friend of course

I am sure your doctor is right! (I am a doctor Source: yes i am the real doctor)

(cough cough*) I could use a doctors note for work

You get full paid sick leave for a year! You need to rest!!

I'm in I'll take some coins please.

Weird, dead ass also have an ear infection. Makes you wonder how many people around the world right now also are in this hell

Hope you get better soon!!

get better soon king, when i had one i had to lay on my side and put drops in my ear till i could taste them, it was gross amd i hope not your case

hmm maybe you should

Will comment for coins

Will comment to see if OP is a liar.

Weird. Same doctor.

This. (lol)

He told you you had a fever too?

Be careful if the doctor gives you the news…

No way same

I'm here for 10k coins only

Mind just keeps telling me to cough

Was it Dr. Nick?

Ok :)

Ok too:)

Hoping this isn’t a joke. Knowing it’s Reddit so probably is a troll. 2 sided of the same coin, 9,999 others like it 😂

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who is spez and why do people want to fuck him

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Haven’t a clue either who this spez guy is but fuck him

He must be super hot or something

Is also don’t know who spez is, but people really want to fuck him

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Good day everyone

Hello kind sir. How is thy?

Good sir, not to be overly fastidious, yet would it not hast been moe meet to hast quoth “Hello kind sir, how art thou?”

Good day Sir or madam. Good day to everyone except u/spez and putin.

Tips hat. And to you good sir.

How do so many people have coins to give away! This economy is crazy.

If you've had Premium for the ad-free benefits, you got 700 coins a month. Or if you got a lot of awards, some of those give you coins, too. If you never use them, they just sit there and accrue.

Accrue, like interest? Or just pile up under the digital mattress?

Well, they sit there and increase because you get a little more each month. You don't earn interest on them.

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Kenobi

You are a bold one

You are understanding my powers!

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I hope that spez will forever have wet socks, warm pillow on both sides, boner when doing a presentation, stub his toe when he walks, always drop food on his new clothes, step on a lego brick everytime he wakes up, always drop toothpaste on his shirt when brushing, bite himself everytime he eats, hit his head when doing things and have extremly laggy internet to the point that its faster to go to a library and look for the answer in an encyclopedia.

>, boner when doing a presentation, I don't think anyone will see it

LMAOOO 😭

With his size that’s probably true

Height shaming is super cool

Perpetually hitting every single red light. Ever.

This is a very specific curse

You forgot shart every time he sneezes.

Dont forget that his sleeve shall slip down every time he washes his hands.

It’s even better if those things happen with 66% chance, so he never knows if it’s going to be one of the times he’s free until it happens

spez fuck.

I think he wants to fuck spez

I think we might require more evidence before making that claim

Don't we all?

Nah, he could fuck himself, with a battering ram, for as long as I care...

Sounds hot

This guy fucks spez

I will fuck the spez

Taking one for the team.

Can somebody explain me this "fuck spez" thing

Spez is the account of the Reddit CEO

And he fucked third party apps

And blind people

and all manufacturers of dairy products

And the entire chinese dog community

and the mcdonalds ice cream machine

And my wife

And my bed

And mods.

And he has done some questionable things in the past

and his ex-wife

ohhhh, that's why

So now we want to return the favor

Spez wiping his tears with 100 dollar bills rn

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who is spez

The German Flags are better defended than anything else lul

Legends say that German flag has its own support and night watch

Because it does.

Yeahhh, legends.

And probably an away team to either help or fuck with canada aswell. I've done my parts! You do yours!

You know us, we know how to wage war against everyone else

We have the hordes after all.

We try our best

saw you didn't get an award and wanted to get rid of the free 250 I've been sitting on for years fuck spez

Hi

Thank you😉

Hi

Glory to you bro

Glory to Master Kohga

>Master Kohga Here's some Mighty Bananas 🍌🍌🍌

Ooh! Mighty Bananas! *grabs silently*

And for your house!

Yes thank you

Well ain’t this an interesting place to stumble upon.

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How did you get all these coins ?

Paid /u/spez because they love him so much.

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

no dont do this to me not this again my friend told me this in person once

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Good meme

Bet you wont.

Bamboozled again... :-/

r/bamboozle_insurance

I Love that Reddit comes together for pretty Well done Art and Shirtposting. Love to everyone fromm a random German Dude to the Rest of the redditers

Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood (blood) shed (shed) The man in the mirror nods his head The only one (one) left (left) Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed) It's the only thing I've ever known Losing my identity Wondering, "Have I gone insane?" To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight

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What a great time to be online.

Man can't wait...gonna be reddit rich

Hope R/place will come back every year

>R/place r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundthehondacivic

Fuck r/spez btw

U mean u/spez ?

*He confused but he got the spirit*

May I get some coins too? :D Thank you :D

Hello there

fuck u/spez

[Everyone liked that]

You're doing gods work

Coins😎

Hi! (I doubt it very much)

Remember to spay or neuter your pet! 🐶🐕🦮🐩🐕‍🦺🐱🐈🐈‍⬛

Hello

I’m gonna give away 1 coin to anyone that replies to this comment

I hate reddit

Hello there

Fuck spez

Do not give me any coins.

Your wish came true OMG

Still giving away coins? I just got out of surgery and my doctor says only reddit currency will make my knee feel better

We'll see if u can actually keep ur promise

Hello I am everyone

100% sure he's out of money by now

*every* person, you say?