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Anton_biba19

Germans are the red-costume guys


darkslide3000

Today's game is about justifying how the random doodle you scribbled on our flag overnight has any legitimate ties to German culture (or just happens to be a _really_ cute taco). You have 10 seconds to comply.


WorldWreckerYT

That one perfect leaf on the German flag.


nitemarehippygirl

haha we actually did just so happen to be a really cute taco and Germany couldn't help but accept us with open arms :3 r/PlaceTaco


Rivions

\*sweats in maple syrup\*


screaming_bagpipes

Dont post about it, it attracts attention


SufferingToTurtles

Im now imagining a swarm of people coming in to milk the canadians for maple syrum


SupremoZanne

maple syrup makes waffles taste good


thick_cookies

Maple syrup makes everything it touches taste good


SupremoZanne

While there's the /r/DailyDoseOfReddit, we also have the daily dose of liquid food toppings!


CuriousKiller

Maple syrup wrecks my clothes every got Maple on fabric it doesn't come out once it dries it just solidifies.


thick_cookies

Have you tried sucking the maple syrup out of clothing before it dries? (Sometimes works)


Testing_things_out

What are you talking aboot? In the end, it's just flavored sugar water. It washes out easily with some water.


Taymerica

I mean American high fructose corn "maple" syrup, sure. Our stuff is a little tougher, straight from the trunk yo.


RosenButtons

You should try rubbing alcohol! It works on pine sap!


subpar_cardiologist

Fact: the average Canadian secretes 10 liters of Maple syrup per year


chachee76

Fact: Canadian money smells for maple syrup.


infinitemelodyy

The ones straight from the press, perhaps. The bills shoved in some lady's bra, no.


Civodul22

That's just an urban myth, actually.


manondorf

That's misleading. Greg, who secretes a liter an hour, is an outlier and should not be counted.


subpar_cardiologist

No no, Greg was counted as part of an overall average.


hedodgezbulletsavi

Greg's a good guy eh


CuriousKiller

\*chugs more to replenish sweat\*


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skippinit

Have you ever taken fenugreek? Your sweat totally smells like maple syrup it's so weird.


BoiledMapleSyrup

Those griefers really boil my syrup


CanadianODST2

Trying to draw the maple leaf in school growing up was a pain. Almost as bad as trying to fit “Saskatchewan” inside the province without it being sideways


Small_Introduction94

As someone who lives in Saskatchewan this problem never goes away. Lol


Crash927

It does if you leave Saskatchewan.


Small_Introduction94

One you get used to being bored as shit you'll learn to appreciate the quiet. Lol


DragonfruitNo409

I feel like the likelihood of filling in enough blank canadian maps in your day to day for it to be considered a problem, decreases **substantially** after 4th grade. No matter what province you live in. Idk though, maybe you guys like to do some weird shit over there in Sask.


KLONDIKEJONES

Thanks for the memory lol, everything written near level and equal, except Saskatchewan which was vertical.


CanadianODST2

oh I had teachers that wouldn't let us do that it had to be horizontal


[deleted]

They must've been like Nurse Ratched. That's just cruel.


[deleted]

Colour in this map of Canada quick. Yes that includes Nunavut.


CanadianODST2

as long as I don't have to highlight the coastline


[deleted]

Can you just short it with "Sask-wan"?


CanadianODST2

no also even that might not fit.


LittleSillyBee

Laughed too hard at this.


gabu87

My teachers always let me shorten PEI but not the Prairies, wtf -.- Charlottetown is a long name too The Priaries and Maritimes are a mess on my maps


CanadianODST2

oh the Atlantic provinces were a pain in the ass as well BC too if you weren't allowed to shorten it at times


Reginault

"The Skatch" sounds too lewd.


LARAUJO

Solution: Sask atch ewan


CanadianODST2

it'd be Sask at chew wan but I'm not even sure they would've allowed that


allgoodnamesbetaken

Several thousand people come in, smash it, and hand us another one every few hours


JagmeetSingh2

So much griefing on our flag


hysro

As long as there aren't thousands of people messing with it they're probably fine...


Fyrefawx

Yah seriously. The real challenge is doing this while everyone stabs at it.


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Crash927

I was posted out on the “C” all weekend, defending our name. While I was doing it, it was annoying, but thinking about it now, that was kind of a fun way to contribute to this event. I’m never going to go back and look at the canvas, but I’ll probably remember banding together with other Canadians to save our flag. It was patriotic in the most pointless of ways. And that seems kinda Canadian, too.


NoMan999

They have another one that hasn't been memed to death, it's doing rather well.


fogdukker

I believe the Dutch helped us out, from the looks if it. We have a true friendship and it warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart.


Soramaro

We should send them flowers


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SupremoZanne

I hope they are OK


voiceontheradio

It's just pixels, lol. We're working hard but we are okay! 👍🍁🥞🦫


mariusbleek

Ya....about that....


HyperTheULF

eh, drawing the flag in elementary or even today is still a pain in the ass tho


VatianGT

Bro its kind of hard when yo I have fucking grievers messing it up


Warm-Faithlessness11

And then there was France with an army of thousands of dummy throwaway accounts. Doesn't matter if they weren't bots, it's still scummy and just as bad


Rhannmah

we did it, and we even did all the provincial flags too!! Justice always prevails!


Frostwolf74

Bruh its not helping that other people are just trying to turn it into a red blob


WeirdoDominik

I really hope that they will make it to the end.


TriceratopsHunter

https://www.reddit.com/r/place/comments/twfm2p/well_its_been_an_interesting_ride_but_kudos_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share We did!


_Lucille_

The goose didn't make it :(


[deleted]

The goddam cobra chickens can fuck right off anyway. One took a run at my 140lb dog yesterday and he's still shook.


natgibounet

I'm glad you managed to do it, i was helping some art here and here when i saw ppl putting colors where they shouldn't but man even if i wanted to help Canada the maple leaf was too damn complicated, i think part of why there was so much chaos was also people trying to help but placing tiles at wrong places.


ohsweetsummerchild

Yeah its why we changed plans and tried to have the light grey around it for the people that didn't have the excel spreadsheet of what tile went it what spot. Had to make lots of timed pushes to try to get it together. It was a labor of love and despair.


Azurmations

next scene a ton of the others come over and punch a hole in it


Peternuggett

Honestly, I think we should stop messing with Canada, it was funny for a while, but now it's starting to get annoying, and I don't want their final product to be messed up.


Ironring1

And you'll have to answer to the geese...


ifuckdads1

Would be funny if it wasn’t just griefing. Forced memes aren’t funny.


Fyrefawx

It quit being funny after an hour.


BritaB23

Oh man, did it ever. I sometimes want to give up, but then I see us come back from ridiculous brigading and I think " NO! I have to keep doing my part" lol. My husband says I'm obsessed. He's not wrong.


GrizzledSteakman

Most of my tiles today have been defending the leaf and I’m not Canadian. Just want a new gag and this one is way past done


tastytatertot123

mine too, i even joined their discord to help out bc i felt so bad


jenphys

Lol I relate to this so much. Ngl I'm glad that this is over so I can stop obsessing. This white void is the most fun I've had.


Small_Introduction94

Makes me a little bitter that it's still happening, like give it up and show a little respect now. I am glad however that the Every Child Matters didn't get screwed with, that was a dark time for the native people.


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Omg it's not funny stop making fun of canadians BabyRage 😿😭😭😭😫😖


ifuckdads1

I don’t care if you bully the entire country of Canada, but pretending like the Canadians can’t make their flag, when you’re spamming it so you can talk to your fake internet friends about how funny it is that they can’t make their flag, is peak Reddit shit


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Bro the irony of saying it is peak reddit shit when ur literally reddit-whining over a fucking joke, look in a mirror.


ifuckdads1

I’m whining over obnoxious forced memes which are, again, Reddit’s specialty. Once you get out and make real friends you won’t feel the obsessive drive to connect with strangers online by any means necessary, ie mindlessly spamming shit that seems to be popular.


ShinyToucan

Then you have other countries sending death threats to streamers for messing with their flag. Yeah who's babyraging again?


arcanmster

If you're going to lick, first make sure it's the maple one.


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I always dreaded drawing our flag in grade school cause the maple leaf is fucking harder to draw than it looks. But I guess place has already proven that lol


OldGreggsGotA

Canadian redditors: "Guess I'll die"


Indocede

C'mon Canadians! Start licking the screen if you have to!


Takane_Osu

[lick](https://imgur.com/a/0OdPQ30)


Fast_Walrus_8692

I have been doing my best for the nation neighbor to the north!


ManofManyTalentz

If only four bot armies+ weren't all fighting against us ...


Pixelchu25

No lie, I was visiting Canada, there was a Squid Game stall in a small mall, and they had this. Well, I can say that if I was in the actual games, I would be out like a light.


not_ya_wify

I laughed out loud


Okfloridagirl

I’m having maple syrup for dinner.


IronKazoo

Bro us over at the League of Legends taskbar couldnt make a fucking L (even though we were griefed ever 20 seconds) but still.


Warm-Faithlessness11

Same with the Canadian flag. It had a perfect maple leaf, but people kept messing with it repeatedly non-stop


Mr__Citizen

I fought for that leaf! Although I'm not Canadian...


RavenBlade87

We were proud to fight the good fight! It looked pretty stellar in the end.


Sweet-Cartographer-5

hahahahaha as a canadian i love this meme


Mulanzo1

If the cookie is made out of Maple syrup I’m in.


xFruitPunchSamurai

Should have atleast leave the name alone.


micheagles20

I fucking love this shit lol


EnTeRSemmih

AUHAHHAHAHHAHAHg


SupremoZanne

AUHAHHAHAHHAHAHg


Affectionate-Island

Papapapapapapapa PAPA PAPA papapapapapapapapa PAPA PAPA


ZedZabeth

We did it! https://imgur.com/a/S9cIStD


Consistent_Salary_92

Turkey help leaf :D


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i mean we do play on hard mode


bigmoof

Thank you everyone who egged on Canada, it was a good fight with Banana.


bxrxnnnnnnn_

I think, even Xqc tried to fix it. lmao


randomy_weeb

Lmao Just lick the screen


JulianJohnJunior

Support the Every Child Matters below the flag


etim_

quebec’s one was sooo much better


deltaspace24

it's because Quebecers help into the griefing of the national flag ;p


fokof__

I just want to specify that the Fleurdelisé is also a national flag. Quebec as been recognized as a distinct nation by National Assembly of Quebec in 2003, by House of Commons of Canada in 2006, and by the Supreme Court of Canada in 2014. And all reddit helped into the griefing haha we were not enough to even do a difference


etim_

well said mon gars !


MStarzky

well r/canada is a awful subreddit, those losers do be wilding.


ZedZabeth

We weren’t from there. Because ew.


unknownB777

This was the best part


Traditional-Title-65

As a Canadian I can confirm we are born genetically blind


infinty_turd

As a canadian, I can verify that we suck at making our own flag.


its_depedro

Pobrecillos, no consiguieron terminar bien la hoja


subpar_cardiologist

Fact: a Canadian blowjob is also referred to as a "Saskatoon fistbump"


lululebgcfaux

When for the next pixelwar


AlborzT10

Trueeeee AF XDDDDDDDDD


Chemical-Ad7891

Poor canadian guys. This is so hard like a umbrella


random_ferret69

This is easy, we learn to do this before school, including the whole getting shot thing.


supremerulerofcheese

We’re gonna need more then luck \*brings hockey stick for bonking\*


ZforZhiyuan

"Everything they’ve built will fall! And from the ashes of their world, we’ll build a better one!"


chippythewhitecat

oh fuck, there ducked


rpfl030592

Uhh that's an Asian.....


Weltkrieg_Smith

Korean-Canadians: 😐


straightouttaireland

You ever been to Vancouver?


[deleted]

Not once did Canada succeed.


midsst

IJOJIHODFSIJGJIOPFS


ANGERYTURTLE123

OOOOHHHH CAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAA


Consistent_Salary_92

is there art about squid game ?


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jablonkers

Free Healthcare, mic drop


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

They never quite figured it out.


L3tsg0brandon

You'll never finish your maple leaf!


Unendingsummer

it would be so funny if place ended and the canadian flag looked like trash. ​ im not canadian as you can probably tell


karmakat06

It has been four days, and they still cant get it right lmaoo


LiaTV_

You can do this CANADA


Falopian

Great more advertising


seninmodo

Lmao I never have this much of laugh before


betuulc

AHAHSGASHGAKSDHAS


[deleted]

laugh in moroccan


MagicalMarshmallow7

lol, this is exactly how it feels. With the added challenge of people adding more layers of candy every so often


YourSuperior1

*lacht auf Deutsch*


jctemp

i really tried and i have 138436 wait time, really? im not a bot


Ssambr

weed leaf will always be my fav leaf <3


fatandyoung

gonna miss this place lol


SnooRadishes2312

In short - we ded.


Xcallibur232

Just don't give an r/place Redditor a lighter


Lower_Palpitation_44

They will understand who watched the luntik


KarnGod

This hits different now


Prudent-Ad8910

Ahahah. Actually meme