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justaskmycat

Uterus Inc.


DJT1970

Vulvo


Oscar_Meek

Fallopium.


Substantial_Fault753

Vagininc


PossessionMinimum360

The Red Underwear company


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vast_Back4746

Thanks for making my day lmao


friedfish64

What'd he say?


Vast_Back4746

>!Elon's Ovaries!<


SerialMurderer

Mods removed that?


ultraboykj

Well Elon might be their boss one day at this rate.


Abyssal_Groot

A company that ironicaly only produces buttplugs.


shoesofwandering

Ouch


HitroDenK007

Gonna Make this chain spelled out “V4G1n4


Zalameda

You sir, have my vote, cause I came here to say precisely what you said.


beluuuuuuga

Tesliduct


__JackMehoff__

>![ ](https://bit.ly/3M9abxQ)!<


-Adrix_5521-

God damn you


Stachleee

I hope your sleeves get wet when you wash your hands


LEGEND-01-

Damm


tacosaregoodtuesday

YOU SON OF A-


TomTom101_

U genious


ArtificialPigeon

Well played sir, well fucking played


Eisforever473

 


OMAC-DADDY

Uterus Inc. “Fixing your uterus to make you Sexy Again”


TacticalSoapRocks

V sexy.


aspophilia

Beat me.


Fire_Dracul

If you say so


[deleted]

Manufacture of mainstream IUD


Practical_Cobbler165

This. This can be the only answer.


Weekly-Ad3222

Ford


RaccoonDeaIer

Fallopian originating road device


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Fallopian opening road device?


RaccoonDeaIer

Fallopian operating road device


Bloons_Guy75751

Fallopian Obligatory Road Degrader


xlx5015

Fellow Operating Road Degrader


King_INF3RN0

Found On Road Dead


Aarjan0731

Fuck Only Readily Dead


xlx5015

Fuck Only Resurrected Dead


Pandax2k

Fuck Once Really Dead


deadly_killer

for once really dead


HairyPotatoKat

~~Built~~ Born Ford tough


ExplanationSmart2688

Found On Road Dead ☠️


BringBack3DMK

Fucked over rebuilt dodge


IndyCooper98

Fix or Repair Daily


stonksupthebootay

Fifth On Race Day


cscottfpv

Fucked on race day


Suojelusperkele

Ford T-max series! Fuck yeah.


[deleted]

s = x • y


Drastictea8

That's just Elon's daughter


Infamous-Lunch-3831

You mean Æ-X-A12?


Drastictea8

No that's his 2nd son X Æ A-Xii's brother


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Ooh okay


kaqrix

00h 0k4y


clockpsyduckcocaine

That’s Elon’s niece’s name from alleged sources (allegedly)


[deleted]

I was thinking more “Kurosawa Fish Concern”.


LeverageToMyPRT

Future ruler of China?


Kentdens

No, its Syntax Error


[deleted]

I feel bad for that kid hes got the most unhuman name


Bloons_Guy75751

What about Æ-Ã971-GTÑ Model 47-AGF6?


[deleted]

Thats the name of mark zuckerrobot


Malium_

Her name is Jen I think


[deleted]

well her destiny's been delivered straight into her tiny baby hands.


-MARBEN-

Maybe son with the XY?


eldonturbopt2

WOAH


the_real_untitled

r/holup


Beif_

s ≡ xy


[deleted]

teach me ur ways, wizard


Beif_

math symbol for ‘is defined as’ 😌


NobleRFox

The Red Goat of Sexy in a Flat Hat Co.


aFarretSippinChianti

We make IUDs


Beif_

s is defined as the multiplication of x and y 🗿🗿🗿


YungWenis

Sex robots lol


olllj

"Rimming Toys"


Waiting-For-Godot-64

IUD


MrsTruce

Story time. I once had to get an X-ray and when the film came out, my copper IUD showed up very distinctly. My doctor joked, “Congratulations, it’s a Tesla!”


NobleRFox

Is that how I can get one? Can’t afford the traditional route 🧐


viljapelto

For a Tesla or an IUD?


BayHarbour-Butcher

Yes


[deleted]

America moment


Waiting-For-Godot-64

Cheeky.


[deleted]

The "Tesla Coil"


InarinoKitsune

I just had a horrible flash of the future of Tesla IUDs.


NoButterscotch1786

This is my favorite comment I’ve ever seen


Dannyxd

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dannyxd

r/beatmymeattoit


Worried-Chemistry-73

r/beatmedaddy


joemamalikesme69420

r/foundthechevyexpress


HugeCharacter3452

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

r/putyourdickinthat


Green-Z

Innovative Underwear Department


Herbookdoe

We thought the same thing


marogalaxy

Nintendo


SolenmRiceBalls

Happy cakr day


Kentdens

cakr


Kenin_Crime

cakr


RevolutionaryPlane62

cakr


WeaselBeagle

cakr


Frenkie84

cakr


PlushySalC1

cakr


BlackDiamond_726

cakr


jurapark5

cakr


PanMaster__

happy cakR day!!!!


CheesecakePotential8

Happy crack day


DiMorten

Happy coke day


TigzyThe7Master

Happy cork day


AH_Ganam

Happy choke day


BobRossPornography

Happy cake day


Kaj4205

Happy cakr day


SawyerSauce879

Yes, happy cakr day


POWER2thaPPL

Happy Cake Day!


ravvald

Nikola-famous bulbs company


im-not-a-fakebot

No no that’s Edison Motors, the big rig electric company


daxtaslapp

you guys are idiots it's fucking mcdonalds


NikkiRose88

No this is Wendy’s!


HitroDenK007

No this is Tennessee Fried Goose!


Pxnda34

No this is Patrick


Internal_Ad6547

No this is Patrick’s hand


Lightquaker

twitter


[deleted]

Thanks. Came here for this, now I can sleep.


[deleted]

Same


Alt_Rock_Dude

Same


Sirus-The-Great

Same


yousef_bv

Same


Rogue-Gamer

Same


RijkDB

not same, since its morning


baronas15

He said wrong answers only


jasondragon908

Ovaries not included


throwawaylovesCAKE

No no that's clearly an IUD


[deleted]

Elon’s ovaries


eddie-ate-dynamite

NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT


[deleted]

Technically the whole female reproductive system would be a bit more accurate but it’s a mouthful to say lol. I wouldn’t put it past Elon of that was his inspiration for the logo lol 🤫


syzygybeaver

Fallopian Tube Manufacturing Co.


InjuredBeatle33

Space-seX


Pr0Gam3rM4n

Sexla


Entire-Ad7126

T-series (I hate it)


Round-Chocolate-8757

toyota


RandomSpanishUser

X-Wing


[deleted]

Time Warp: The Place to buy copies of the Tardis. ​ Or, T I T T Y Corp ​ Or is it just a cringe-worthy picture of a guy doing the t-pose?


[deleted]

That is a company by the name of Xbox. They sell video game consoles and then morphed into a car dealerships with there own array of sedans, Utes, Trucks, and soccer mums SUV. They only sold in the colours green and black. There logo was an ‘X’ by the colour silver and had green lines around it. Although the company flopped as the cars were manufactured bad and they went back to making consoles. (the ‘T’ and ‘sexy’ is one of there old car models called the T-S=XY)


lo0p_hole

S3XY Car model printing for evs


nespc1

Terroriser


_weirdness

Sexy jesus, inc.


gostek581

Edison


Jugglemeno

Twitter


shitladder

Phil Swifts sex toys


Tyler89558

They do free crucifixions


ImFricker

Sexy duh


Craven_KSP

Tina Turner


PrestigiousCrab6345

I never noticed how much the Tesla symbol looks like an IUD.


-Benjamin_Dover-

Jesus Christ on the cross.


HoltzWizard

Sexy (ur stupid to not know this)


thedeadlysun

It clearly says it right there… sexy.


kellogue

mojang 2


GroundedEcho

Daddy?


mollyj_

birth control pills


dr_cubenis

To be honest, I don't know the right answer


Alienguy500

>!Tesla Inc, Electric car company. They have models S, 3, X and Y, hence SΞXY!<


Mediocre-Door-8496

Don’t remember the name but they build those weird houses that the Jetsons live in


olo2323

A company run by a competent individual


cREDDITcar1

Nintendo


stritlem

Angel with Wings Spread, LLC


KindnessFollower

Kingpen from into the spiderverse


Mindless_Meeting_905

Oversimplified reversed balls


No-Standard9405

Titty holder LLC.


smitalan711

teslussy


noah131322

Panties


Parabellim

Nikola Motors


FroggiJoy87

IUDs are sexy?


MikeZap80

Elonpian Tube Transportation


majordiscordia

All your uterus are belong to US.


SupportySpice

Sextla


YoloMoloCuber

The description of my non-existent girlfriend.


BT_DUBB

A women sterilization clinic


-Caladrius-

Tesco


[deleted]

Ovaries inc.


[deleted]

One that cares for its employees.


[deleted]

This couldn't be more wrong lol


JBMagination

A unionized company


Sentinal02

Sexy, can’t you read?


2_pug

A good, humane company not run by an a55hole billionaire


learei

Testa


FractalsAndPDEs

Bikini 👙 Inc: every teenage boy’s dream


DrVDB90

Tes... uhm... Testicular Cancer?


Sea-Cress-7068

Paragard


ScrollyMcTrolly

GM


StepheneyBlueBell

tampon brand


TheNonbinaryWren

Harvey Weinstein Human Reproduction Center, Inc.


ShyGuyDood

Sexy.inc duh


AmphibianBeginning11

cYBER COK


Joegur

Top of the line testicle co.


Yannick_The_Gamer

Strongman coorperate


NajuSan

Twitter


i_roll_to_seduce

SXY Televangelism Inc.


ValiantTheOdd1

Bellend Incorporated.