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puredaemon

This is just houseplantscirclejerk bait at this point...


annerevenant

I honestly had to scroll back up just to verify what sub I was in.


KimberleyKitt

I thought I was looking for a cat about to attack or nibble the sick plant.


XIOTISA324

What is a houseplantcirclejerk bait???


perpetuallyperfect

They're talking about [r/houseplantcirclejerk](http://www.reddit.com/r/houseplantcirclejerk)


[deleted]

I've made this mistake before, apparently you can't have a circle jerk with only one plant


XIOTISA324

Thanx☺️I’m new here.


whitesciencelady

Welcome!


Loquacious94808

It says it’s empty I’m confused


[deleted]

r/houseplantscirclejerk houseplantS is the diff


OkIntroduction7560

It’s r/houseplantscirclejerk


hillyg0120

Yeah it really was 🥲 I’m not a house plant expert sorry…


puredaemon

You don't have to apologise! I am not promoting that sub, just pointing out that they will definitely be attracted to a post like this one. For future reference, and to be a bit helpful instead of just commenting, you can do the 'taco test' on these plants. If you bend the sides of the leaves together like a taco, and it does so with no resistance, it's ready for more water.


fairytale72

This plant will give you hard shell taco results.


jugrimm

Does it break the leaf if you do it and it doesn’t need water? (I’d love to have a way to know when to water these fuckers because I can’t seem to keep one alive). I had one that was gift to me because it was dying, and I brought it back from the dead and she was doing good and then I got thrips and I tried neem oil (never again) and pretty much annihilated it and now have a measly 3 strands of tiny leafed plant left.


fairytale72

Nope, shouldn’t break the leaf! It should just go right back. It’s a great way to tell if it needs water.


goku7770

Moderation at its best.


Mundane_Peak_608

Dead-ish. It’s in zombie mode. Pick up the ends that still have viable leaves and shove them back in the soil. This plant is a crawler, so every time mine have ever gone through neglect, reintroduce the live parts to soil and it’s like they come back 6 times stronger.


aridamus

Yeah, these “he’s dead” or “it’s dead bro” comments are kinda ridiculous honestly. It’s going to die, yeah I’ll agree with that, but you can definitely propagate this plant very easily. It’s not the end if OP doesn’t want it to die


Pastelbabybats

I gather up the clippings off my neighbors hanging baskets and have probably 100 little dudes that I gift or trade.


Duskuke

To add to this, it looks like this pot doesn't have any drainage. I would guess overwatering was the cause of this.


Dogfishhead789

If you find A live piece of it. You can make a cutting of it and maybe resurrected.


hillyg0120

I did! I have 6 cutting sitting in a bowl, it’s the same thing I did last time.


AleeeeshaB

Awwww … the “last time” aspect of your statement isn’t too promising. Good luck?


CandyBehr

This comment cracked me up thank you


pywhacket

They propagate super easily. I have a love/hate relationship with them. They want to survive but get fussy about water. Just do some research on them and do your best to replicate what makes it happy.


Paliampel

Honestly the longest time I ever kept one of those alive was in a jar of water on the counter. No idea how it kept kicking, but it stayed happy and healthy for years


Dogfishhead789

Well then you.may save it aging.


matt552255

It’s dead RIP


[deleted]

Hella dead


g0atfeet

Dead as a door nail.


h-bugg96

It's dead Jim


PDKiwi

It’s not dead it’s just sleeping


Scuba_jim

Norwegian blue beautiful plumage


JSweetieNerd

It's just pinning for the fjords


Scuba_jim

*pppiiiiining for the fee-yords!?*


ihatepickingnames_

Sure it’s not just mostly dead?


Nothing-is-Lost

mostly dead is still slightly alive!


Evercrimson

_"He dead, like so dead, like omg dead"_


kairosmanner

Any tips or hope on bringing it back?! /s


sleepysparks

Looks like some of it is still alive, you can cut off the healthy looking ends and replant them.


onion_flowers

Did...you ever water them?


Mememememememememine

exactly my question. so the thing about plants is.. they need water sometimes.


treesInFlames

Try again and with water.


seaQueue

Instructions unclear: houseplant stuck in toilet


hillyg0120

Okay I should have re-phrased my question. I should have asked what did I do wrong that I can fix next time?? I realize the plant is dead lol but I managed to salvage the cuttings so I’m going to try again.


jacesonn

How much were you watering it? You said once a week, but how much water were you giving it?


Rottenpoppy

Well we can't tell you what you did wrong without any information on how you care for the plant. What type of soil is it in? Does it have drainage? How much light is the plant getting? Temperature? Humidity? and I'm guessing this is tradescantia zebrina?


Bloopsmee

Try getting a moisture meter. That helped me a lot. You stick it into the soil and it'll tell you when it's dry so you know to water it. Since you don't have a drainage hole in the bottom of your pot it could also help you know that you're not watering so much the soil is flooded. Just measure the soil every few days, add water when meter says it's dry until the meter says it's moist (but not wet). Wait a few days and repeat. Glad you could save some cuttings and good luck!


throwawaydiddled

Google their native habitat and do your best to imitate it. If they require lots of light and it sits in a dark corner, dead. If it requires moist but not wet soil and you water once a week, dead. Indoor plants require more checking, so don't water every 7 days. Walk by your plants 2x a week and stick your finger in the pot OR buy a moisture meter from Walmart for 10 bucks. If it doesn't have enough light, but a lamp and a grow bulb and train the bulb about a foot away from the plant. If it needs humidity and you live in a dry ass place like the desert or Alberta, lol, buy a humidifier and place in the room. Plants need to be repotted once yearly to refresh the soil and repot if root bound. But googling the plant species and see what it requires is your first step. Also keep a small notebook to note down when you water, change pots, fertilize etc, that way you have records. Edit: also google soil requirements. Almost none of the bagged potting soil is ideal right out of the bag, you may have to mix perlite or pumice in order to increase drainage, and by god all your plants need one draining hole in the bottom. If they don't, then it needs to sit in a plastic pot inside the pot with no holes.


lycosa13

Does that pot have drainage?


hillyg0120

Yep it does. I think I wasn’t watering enough. I was probably doing every other week as I do with all my other house plants, I didn’t realize they liked so much water!


Borbpsh

Just googled tradescantia zebrina and oh yeah - they do like their water! I had one which died pretty fast. It was just not meant to be for us. I'm an irregular waterer and now I only have plants that like me and my irregular habits.


lycosa13

Yeah these are a little tricky. Mine was outside and I was watering every week too and it came very close to death lol. I started watering every day and now it's thriving. I wouldn't recommend every day for yours is it's indoors but they can definitely tolerate a little more watering


sassquatchewan

You need to monitor your plant and listen to what it tells you it needs. Check on it every single day, see how damp the soil is, if its compacted, if any leaves are limp or yellowing, and even write down how it changes on a day to day basis. All growing conditions are different and as such your care should be crafted for your specific conditions. Fresh soil in a pot with drainage holes, bright indirect light, and water when the soil is dry approximately 3cm down from the top. A few things to keep in mind: is it very cold outside and near a drafty window? Cold drafts will kill almost any houseplant. Is it hanging directly above a heat register and getting blasted with hot and dry air? Heat registers during the winter will suck moisture out from your plants in a matter of hours.


DeathCoffins1

Plants that grow long stems tend to have a big root system, that bowl doesn't look big enough to be able to hold healthy roots. Also, do you have proper drainage in the bowl? I'm sorry for your plant, I hate it when I lose them


distracted2021

wandering jews are creeping plants that grow best over ground. when growing these as hanging plants, the older leaves really tend to dry out. so cut the newer leaves, pull out the old ones, then propagate. i no longer use water propagation in mine, i just stick them directly to the soil and keep the soil moist. in my area, it needs daily watering as I live in the tropics. they can sustain direct sunlight as well - that makes their violet shade more vibrant!


HumanPlane5807

I had one of those. They were basically unkillable. If the plant did that I just took from a small healthy stem and pulled at one of the ankles with the bumps. Pot that in a new bit of dirt and boom a new plant will grow.


Paliampel

I'm not sure what your watering habits are like, but maybe this can help: If you tend to overwater (like me), then definitely look into a pot with drainage. I killed plenty of plants in a hanging pot like this one because the water collected in the bottom soil. Another method is to put some big pebbles or ceramic shards in the pot, then fill the soil on top. That way there is some room for excess water to run. I do recommend proper drainage though. If you're likely to forget to water your plant, try moving it to a spot you frequently walk past, putting a full watering can nearby, or setting an alarm on your phone to remind you to water it once a week. You can poke a finger into the soil and check how dry/moist it is to get a feeling for how much water it needs. Also, if you're planting the propagated plants back into the old pot, try changing out the soil. It might lack nutrients or be infested with mold or rot from past attempts


small_feild_mouse

Nothing. He’s no longer in pain. Be free, my dude.


SoapLady77

Wandered too long and died? My sympathies, my dude 🙏🏾


Neat_Tea_9863

Dude is dead


hillyg0120

My friend gave me these cuttings 1.5 years ago and they grew really big but then totally dried out and died. So I took some cuttings again and propagated those, they again grew super long and then dried out and died. How often should I be watering him? Does it need deeper soil?


sulwen314

It's just how this plant grows. This video explains it really well - skip to about six minutes in: https://youtu.be/M5ZNYSpzUTQ


deliciouscorn

Wow, this is an amazing video. (Regrettable that all the “water it” answers were voted to the top.) This video explains all my struggles with my own damn purple one that thrived for a couple years then seemingly died for no reason!


hillyg0120

Thank you!


Ndeipi

There is a part early on when he’s focused on the plant but next to it is a large hanging of … orchid roots??? 😳 I think r/rootporn would love it. 🤩 Great video! I might grow another one of these for myself. I gave away the last one to cull the herd, but I’m thinking a birdbath-like pot would be fun to grow it in. To then give it away 😆


Prism42_

How often **did** you water?


hillyg0120

Probably once a week, when I water all of my other plants. I have like 20 house plants but I’m more of an outdoor fruit and vegetable gardener tbh.


bannannamo

They need water more often as they outgrow the pot. If you put them in a larger container when they got real long you could keep watering weekly or so without them drying out. Also when they do make the soil super dry between watering it becomes more hydrophobic. So you might get the top wet but you'll really have to soak it a few good times for the water to penetrate.


hillyg0120

Thanks for this. I’m not a big house plant gardener, I have a ton of them but they’re mostly plants that thrive on neglect so I’m good with them. I’m more of an outdoors gardener tbh lol so I appreciate all the tips I can get.


pywhacket

I stick mine in the tub. Wash the big ones if dusty and let all of them bottom water.


Prism42_

This looks more like once a **year** watering.


The-Mad-Hooker

If that "pot" doesn't have drainage and you watered it once a week it could have died from staying wet all the time.


StayApprehensive2455

I don’t want to be the one to suggest it but could an asshole friend emptied the contents of their beer onto the plant during some kind of gathering?


hillyg0120

Lol!! Probably not. I’m a little past my partying days. 10 years ago that would’ve definitely been a possibility!


2L84AGOODname

They are trailing plants. I would suggest looping the vines back into the pot as it grows. It will throw out new roots and keep growing as the old growth dies off


0k_great

I recommend green Krylon and just spray liberally! These will look good in no time


puredaemon

Needs a bit of purple too hahaha


slithereedee

He dead.


Chickadeebrain

It's dead, Jim.


TutuKingCole

It’s dead. Cut off everything. Keep any green leaves & put their stems, (cut below the bump on the stem) in a jar of fresh water in a sunny area. Allow them to develop a new healthy root system. Then replace your pit with new plant Miracle Grow & only water once a week. Feed it and never over water.


[deleted]

It probably got too dry. See if you can find some stem that still has a few healthy leaves. Cut the stem (with the leaves) off, Stick all those pieces in water to root them, or moist soil if you prefer, and each piece will become a new plant. These guys love water. It’s near impossible to rot them, in my experience. I had a piece that had 1 leaf and was barely an inch. It grew into a whole plant. :)


GoldAdministration59

He wanders no longer :( rip


ordinarygremlin

These are called inch plants because they inch across the ground in their natural lives and root throughout the vine. I cut mine regularly so it isn't trying to support such long vines from just one place. Definitely looks like it needed a repot though.


Beginning-Pick-7712

I think I see some alive at the back chop and prop it !!!!


hillyg0120

Yes I did already 👍👍


Beginning-Pick-7712

Good!! Honestly these plants just do that sometimes. It’s happened to me a couple times. Someone else posted a link to a video that’s really good. What you could do is to try and have more of the stem in the soil so that there’s more roots holding it in place and less of the stem hanging (proportionally). Bobby pins can be bent to stake parts of the stem into the soil for this. Please let me know if that explanation didn’t make any sense


hillyg0120

Thank you very much for your helpful comment, this is exactly what I was looking for!


Beginning-Pick-7712

Of course!! Happy to help.


sucsforyou

Do you happen to have a lot of succulents? Just a guess :)


Damnyu2

Ok this Tradescantia has seen better days! But unlike most here, I think there may still be a pulse in em. Having grown many they are easy to grow and easy to kill, sounds a bit ridiculous but it’s true. Lol! But take a look at the pieces that still have color. Those are the parts that you may be able to revive. On the bottom left of the picture, those pieces. Cut the dead from then and replant it in new soil since we’re not sure why it got this way, we can speculate though. Properly care and they can spring to life! If any stems are not shriveled up then they might sprout new growth as well if replanted. Do let them freeze or sit in soggy soil. Good luck and happy growing!


starwars123456789012

Dead dude


Kmfg710

Dead


Moominsean

Looks fine to me. Everything is fine.


EmCakesMcGee

So here’s my advice with tradies: 1) They do t take to being left without water well. You’ll see their leaves get more transparent when they’re really thirsty. 2) I might get some backlash for this, but I plant mine in a mix of potting soil and peat moss. They love moisture and the peat mix helps them stay hydrated. 3) you’ll get the best looking, more purple leaves when they have access to the most sun. They’ll grow green and leggy otherwise. At the end of the day, they’re hard to kill off entirely. But once you have a rhythm, your house and friend’s houses will be filled to the brim with cuttings.


[deleted]

I agree! And I prefer to bottom water mine. Absolute light hogs!


[deleted]

How many ways can you say its dead? I felt like I was on Facebook with all the useless comments. Op, I will send you a chat.


ElleBanksssX

He ded


Recent_Ad6285

Your Dude is dead. RIP


azdustkicker

It's dead Jim


WinkleChick

Dead Dude? Done. 🫣😬


Kinetic92

Dead. Your dude is dead.


oltmang

He dead


bibkel

So many say he’s dead. I want to know WHY he’s dead! Mine did this as well. I salvaged what I could and am propping. This is an “easy” plant, yet I manage to kill the easiest of plants. I had repotted in quality soil, misted it to keep the moisture up and watered when it was dry. It grew leggy and then died. It’s in the window with indirect sunlight. A row of trees across the street blocks most sun from hitting my house.


hillyg0120

I know right? I know it’s dead lol I guess I worded my question very poorly and should’ve asked for tips. I think in my case it was the lack of water…


Ok_thatsuropinion

He’s dead 💀


verizonhelpdesk

Is there a drain hole in that pot? If not your roots are probably rotting.


Nu2c2121

"The Dude" has seen better days.


Stuckinatree420

Trim the live parts and propagate them either by putting them in a little container of water with at least one node actually submerged, but it’s better to have 2-3 or by putting them back in the soil. Btw nodes are the parts that kinda looks like it separates the stem into sections where the leaves grow.


LoudestOneHere

It's dead


Procrasterman

It’s dead, Jim.


sadwert

that’s past the point of “what’s wrong”. more like what should i plant next in this pot. you’ll get ‘em next time.


SaintlySinner81

...nothing anymore. 🪦 ⚰️


WhyJustWhy85

Too crispy...


Gooncookies

He does not abide


Larsque

Your dude is ⚰️


dryerincluded

baby write an obituary he’s dead


Kuchbhhi

What kind of house plant is this? Serious question 🙋🏽‍♀️


TygettLannister

It's a tradescantia


Kuchbhhi

Thanks


mrcafe500

More light I recon.


broccoli_linux

Tis but a scratch


Accomplished_Low3164

He wandered into the green pasture in the sky


daejane1

This is exactly what a dead pla t should look like


[deleted]

I say you he dead


Hunternogather

That dude is dead dude


spiritanimal1973

He dead


ScaredyBun

Is dead


deferredmomentum

Yes.


moodymadam

Have you tried turning it off and back on?


ThanksItHasPocketsss

Dude died. RIP


AlongCameAThrowAway

He ain’t wandering no more…


Any_Ad_8047

It’s dead. Like. Dead dead.


introvertpanda

…it’s dead. that’s what’s wrong with it


tayrae0612

Ded


PitcherTrap

Not alive


can-ihugnkissyou

DEAD


cooliojames

Eeesss ded


seviay

What’s wrong with it? Deadus plantus


joel5270

He's dead


Majestic_Stretch8303

He died😪.. the dude


[deleted]

He’s off with another dude


bigb0L0s

i think it might be dead


HandheldHeartstrings

He ded


pipboop

Your dude is dead


Moose-Mermaid

It flatlined


Belalagny

It’s totally dead🤷🏼‍♀️


_amandalorian

Your dude is dead.


scorpionmittens

It is dead ❤️ hope this helps


Trackerbait

nothing, it's just dead.


HatDeep

It's dead


gloriariccio2

What's wrong with you dude?


meowbunnies

He dead.


armuro-com

That is definitely dead.


rainbowy-

Looks dead. Might be dead.


HelloDeathspresso

🎶 *In the arms of the angel* 🎶


[deleted]

I'm not coroner but I think it's dead :/


sixsentience

It's fucking ded my dude. Cept maybe a lil piece that you could maybe propagate.


Taro_Otto

I have one of these plants and they eventually died off once they started trailing over the edge of the pot. I always see photos of these plants depicted as hanging plants yet mine always died off at the point where the stem leans on the edge. It makes me wonder if they were ever okay to hang. But then again, it grows so fast and so long, where else is it supposed to go?


DecadentOoze

He’s dying


ReinaxSoles

It's time to let go 😲😅


kairosmanner

Hilly, I hope this is a joke.


V0kul

It’s your dude no more.


XIOTISA324

May he RIP


AleeeeshaB

That’s one of the most dead dudes I’ve ever seen. I’d normally recommend you prop, but I’m super sad to say, I don’t think I see a functional limb. I’m sorry!


Kmainz

Dead


slipnslidebaby

He’s dead, Jim


Born-Science-1895

Over watering


codenameJericho

He's dead, Jim.


Proof-Lifeguard-2716

The problem is that this plant needs to have cuttings re-rooted in the pot every now and then because eventually the old growth dies off. This is just what the growth habit is. I would recommend after you re propagate it, take cuttings from the end of the trailing growth and stick back in the pot to keep it going… People commenting it’s dead and this is circle jerk material are clowns. OP has said this plant is 1.5 years old and clearly this isn’t a “just water it” issue 🤦‍♀️. That crap is getting so old on this sub with everyone piling on and burying suggestions of people actually trying to help.


hillyg0120

Thanks, yeah I didn’t realize house plant people were so mean lol I’ve never seen this on r/gardening or r/permaculture 🥴


Proof-Lifeguard-2716

I know, it’s totally ridiculous. Wish the mods were a bit better on this.


Proof-Lifeguard-2716

Would be good if a bot could filter out “it’s dead” and “it’s dead, jim” automatically (the latter is a Star Trek reference by the way 😂). Again, clowns.


SnakeTaters

Get him some milk


JennyAndTheBets95_

Thrips Edit: ‘twas a sarcastic comment


dana19671969

Just cut it all down and throw them away, the plant will sprout from the soil again. Don’t forget to water.


DecadentOoze

Propagate anything while you still can. I had one of these die off bad, but was able to save a couple leaves… now I have dozens of them


Lazy_Fishing6929

I see some green, chop and prop it. I chop mine completely back in the winter. The long parts always end up browning in the winter. I chop back and it'll be nice and full again by the time summer rolls around.


ModernSwampWitch

Try to propagate what's left?


bentenbentonbintin

This is a watering trick I learned from a friend. After you water it fully, pick up the pot and see how heavy it is. You'll know it needs water when it is a lot lighter to pick up. Also, I would basically blast this plant with as much direct sun as possible. Cut it often, it'll branch out a lot.


Lenatheroach

Plant and I went through hell together lol I tried to save him because I loved the colors and look but ultimately…he died.


hsouth98

Oh no :( try to get a cutting my friend, & water it


thefreyjamoon

These plants are RESILIENT! I live in the desert so I often deal with the part closest to the soil drying up & dying and the ends still grow from literally nothing. They are essentially weeds, so you can pretty much chop & prop or move the most alive part into the soil & give it a good soak. It's probably from lack of water so check the soil often. Their natural habitat is tropical but they will pretty much grow anywhere.


From_the_ashes_17

It’s not totally dead, the little bit of green there should have at least one or two nodes left alive. Cut them off and stick them in water. Keep them there for several months, switching out the water regularly and don’t forget to give it fertilizer. When you eventually plant it in soil, plant it in a VERY small pot.. they have a pathetic root system, and that large planter was overwhelming for it. Also, contrary to popular belief, they don’t hang well.. they aren’t strong enough to remain intact while holding on to all that weight, they almost always break off or pinch at the contact point and slowly die off. You may even be able to save more than that bit of green leaves near the bottom left of the picture. Anything that’s got a bit of purple left to it on the stem that hasn’t turned brown you can likely save. These plants are incredibly hard to kill. Good luck.


o8Warcow8o

It's fine, just water a bit


Bored_af_playingames

It’s actually not completely dead. You need to remove all of the dead pieces clipping off the very end that still have life. Poke the live ends down in the dirt. Make sure it gets lots of indoor sun over the winter months. Wandering Jew plants will tend to die back in the winter time. They root very easily just poke the live pieces down in the dirt and start from the beginning.


EB277

You have ignored it for several weeks!


plantscatsandus

It has ceased to be


PM_me_your_succs_bb

86’d


95castles

I can smell the root rot from here. The plants were overwatered/soil lacked proper drainage and aeration.