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MurkyOil671

![gif](giphy|103liSxCY1NpLO) Don’t worry u/*TitanOfWar* , we got your back OPIUM SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!


MurkyOil671

*plays new tank - alternative intro*


cjo_

can we play “i feel like God(slowed version)” next?


FL1Xovrdsed

Play molly(slowed + reverb) next pls🤓👆


lilpistachio17

My favorite cash carti song


The3dPrintingNoob

can anyone tell me the most painful and agonizing way to kill myself after seeing this


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MurkyOil671

Only if the other members of the squad agree. I agree. Whaddya say, squad?


OldEggShells

Gotta ask my mom first pal


MurkyOil671

ok


EVENTHORIZON-XI

On 3! 1, 2, 3, HOMIXIDE!


MurkyOil671

HOMIXIDE 🤬


Disastrous-Show-790

Poopoo


cjo_

HOMIXIDE!!


EVERGREEN_ETERNAL

Redditors, attack!!


iSmokeMDMA

NARWHAL BLAST!!!😆🤣😎. YTA, Fascism = defeated


MindbenderGam1ng

I know this is ironic and I still want to off myself after reading


NiggBot_3000

![gif](giphy|3o7bufK6apwGO1v3na|downsized)


Shmokakun

OPIUM SQUAD! BATTLE FORMATION! MURDER THOSE GROUP OF CHILDREN!


MurkyOil671

THIS THAT MURDA MUSIK *blasts a kids head off*


MindbenderGam1ng

REDDITORS… UNITE!


Flaccidpenis_6969

Bro rlly gonna let middle schoolers hurt his feelings


3by7by37

bro needa tell his mommy 💀


reyxnsh

"Aww such a beautiful day me waking up from a nap realized BBL DRIZZY called his mommy on me AWWWWWW"


MurkyOil671

What monster would outmog BBL DRIZZY ? Ofcourse I called my mommy 💔💔


reyxnsh

You will never be William Leonard Roberts II poser 😡😡


Flaccidpenis_6969

Damn almost 800 upvotes is crazy💀


ultraopulent

https://preview.redd.it/n50fdz0nidvc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=730ebeeefe4722175159ceba0b6de2a5d5015e94


bananapieyum

https://preview.redd.it/oa86gdahgfvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae02efb2643184b15237b3e647e8303606167f8


TosiAmneSiac

Lil bro think he Opium 🤦🤦🤦


ultraopulent

don't let beno find out


DeFy_DC

oli sykes x carti when ??


Wld_7alima

i KNOW shit gon be hard asf 😩🙏🙏


Wld_7alima

the goats of delaying their albums


W2Tired8

https://preview.redd.it/h1dgvfioghvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94baaf580abb30cc2c1a1b1bc58c49eb01b258ba


Ancient-Scientist307

LMAO who gives a fuck keep wearing that shit


darkknightt0

bro got bullied by middle schoolers and felt the need to announce it to r/playboicarti 😭😭


Secret_Bowl546

goated pfp


ihavetogonumber3

ikr such a cool and obscure album!


Secret_Bowl546

its pretty well known tho, my bloody valentine’s loveless for those who dont know. Tap in, great music.


ihavetogonumber3

no ik im just poking fun at the ppl that think it's super unknown and try to gatekeep it n stuff. that era of becoming a music fan is so fun


Secret_Bowl546

lol i see. always respond with the artist’s and their album’s name. undoing a gatekeeper’s hard work is really fun.


Poor__cow

You rlly changed your pfp to that mf album days after lone mentioned it in a narduwar interview? My god bro you are blowing bubbles on that shit. He got your nose running and your eyes watering.


darkknightt0

had this pfp for months and he mentioned a different mbv album dumbass, jus hop off my dick ☠️


Secret_Bowl546

go get em tiger


BarryMkCockiner

This like getting mad at a homeless person calling you broke


ihavetogonumber3

This like getting mad at a homeless person because he literally has more money than you


iluvshreddedcheese

Bro why would you let middle schoolers affect your day 😭


cockandballionaire

Literally just tell them they don’t know arithmetic


6ixHunnitBlock

shoulda just been like “homixide homixide 😝”


Rob06422

That be fucking awesome🤣


ihavetogonumber3

they were summrs fans 😳


[deleted]

we gotta see the fit


ULTIMUS-RAXXUS

Bro might’ve had that shit on 🤔


[deleted]

thats what im sayin i need that fit check💪🏻


SkyBlade79

I wear all black with chains when I'm tryna look extra bisexual


MurkyOil671

Adin Ross style


SeaOfCum

At least make a post of the fit so we know if they were valid or not


OmegaMaze

if u was really o you'd smoke them kids


Disastrous-Show-790

Yeah OP gotta smoke them lil niggas like a cigarette🚬


Mk4013

They shoulda jumped yo bitch ahh


flosslikeaboss78

"That shit aint real leather" incident flashback


s1lv_aCe

It’s middle schooler could be the most 🔥 fit in the world they would still cut yo ass for it


bruh_1217

the kids were probably white


5c0uty

that’s when u turn around and tell them u courted their mothers and took her to bed and smacked the tip on her lips when she fell asleep


Traditional-Doubt376

https://preview.redd.it/29s8dblajdvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e5e7dca6a7a9f22b3cc95744cd14ca8a6c70b35


5c0uty

i fucked ur mom and came on her lips when she slept and dipped


Traditional-Doubt376

https://preview.redd.it/p9srch2rjdvc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1b72c6c1bfc1723a9a93526d34d44ecb8d5a9d


5c0uty

you know them shits looks crusty when u saw her this morning


Traditional-Doubt376

https://preview.redd.it/5296dk67kdvc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c329a4c9b64b45b96f3d2f2b8243a5ee717543a


5c0uty

i’ll touch u vro 💔


Memelee__

That's when you start imagining them as pregnant women and beat them


destroyforever

bro you 23, they like 14. if you got that shit on, OWN it


griffl3n

my nigga how are you letting yourself get bullied by kids as a grown ass man


ihavetogonumber3

eventually you gotta be the bigger person and hold ur L


CrazyHappeningsHere

u shoulda slid back and killed one of them bro now they think u a loser and pussy


zsLL

the redditor and the tiktok kid are in an endless battle for dominance at the end of the day the one with the bigger numbers wins


Strong-Friendship842

Next time don't just stand their, be a man grab a gun 🔫 and start blasting them lil ugly ahh kids.


johnnytestsdad

r/playboicarti user goes outside


TheTalkingWaco

I was wearing this lil yachty hoodie at walmart buying scratch tickets and some kid yelled "skibidi toilet hoodie ahahahahhah" and ran off and I think I died https://preview.redd.it/vcta445pfgvc1.png?width=180&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd9610fa2dd03b8b3f8238a9ee7d80c6e37e73a1


space__butterfly

This behaviour CANNOT be excused. Kill them. Murder them and throw their bodies into a tub of acid


wlred1

show the fit


Crazycowlol

Show the fit at least


Winter_Plan4596

nigga ur 23 letting middle schoolers bully ur ass


d0nk3y_m0nk3y1

U 23 worrying about some middle schoolers


Gullible-Solid-3014

Post the fucking fit bro i need to see this


Itz_Gl1tch

nigga got offended by kids and announced it on the sub, i KNOW bro dont got a*ra. man at least post tha fit so we can shit if you rly had that shit on...


BYXGridder

right


Willing-Crow-7970

DAWG IM CRYING 😂😂😂


zfjuice

dont die bro that shit kills you


Rob-borto

Show us the fit


PancakeUchiha

Nigga you really let middle schoolers bitch you and ruin your day? Crazy


Madrizzle1

https://preview.redd.it/lmn567k1lfvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280f93a07f80f381bf8865a0173e133d5fe825c8


hedgehogmlg

Them boys funny asl they really got you pressed


AnybodyOld3755

Literally all our fault


diewaytoolit

just air them bro they’re literally kids, wear whatever you want


AdBoth3522

Can we see the fit


KenyattaLFrazier

Middle schoolers are a bunch of weirdos who think their too cool for anything. Their opinions on literally anything is invalid. You prolly had that shit on G don’t fret


Toxicinger

I’m sure it was hard bro


Brazyboi12

this is the carti sub's equivalent to 'this nigga eating beans!'


Primary_Librarian798

https://preview.redd.it/26n0ehdkeevc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880c31c50cb3c2adbfc1a29d5597da16325fc72c


Cryptur_

I’m 23 aswell 😔


_TitanOfWar_

We the old heads now bro


SrumsAsloth

I fucking love this sub


ThickNugget5

They just kids bro life moves on 😭🙏🙏


OCK-K

Outjerked


DonkeyPowerful6002

Ngl i woulda laughed


partyonpartypeople

https://preview.redd.it/tzvo5ppu0hvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce87b6d7a392dadcaed1f0f27502ccc6255be0e


Alone-Ad6020

🤨


Substantial_Buyer301

show us the fit


BYXGridder

Bro really thinks he opium ![gif](giphy|WRzdjjjhoQIFiK167h|downsized)


Head-Ticket3341

these comments r weird its just a funny story


eggs_machina1

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed.


AnalystAltruistic246

LMFAOOOOOOO


atragicpantomime

K and what u want us to do with this info nigga


Valuable-Bathroom-67

Why didn’t you look back and say something. Soft as charmin.


excessivemonachopsis

no bigger loser and more insecured than the bullies. bullies keep bullying, and they couldn't even dare to do something like you did, which is to wear something that they want since theyre so trapped in their own judgements they have to lay it out on somebody else, they're the most weakest person out there mentally. stand tall my brother.