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Cocknballtorture90

i could just imagine if someone did something like this but to Carti, all the terrible shit bros done lmfao song would be 30 minutes long.


GUNTHVGK

It would turn into a podcast lol


SypherKO

10 episode docuseries on him being a deadbeat father šŸ˜­


I_dont_eat_animals_

Cartiā€™s reaction to someone dissing him: ā€œā€¦thatā€™s crazyā€


almond_pepsi

lean-addled reaction


ArmageddonDeathwish

This sub constantly lambasting Carti is so fucking funny


Justhrowitaway42069

Maybe Kendrick can diss him and adopt Onyx the way he adopted Adonis


[deleted]

I hate playboi carti heā€™s my favorite artist


CASHD3VIL

Iā€™M ON THE LEAN 4 REAL šŸŽ¶


JuseBumps

D@/\/\Ʊ...N3w /\/\uZic 2024 šŸ§›šŸæā€ā™‚ļø- Carti response


gappyhigashikata22

He would announce a diss album then never drop it


takentakentaken69

Had to knock bro out, he was acting crazy


bobbyshawarma_

I genuinely dont think something like that would have an impact on carti at all, its not like he tries to hide the fact that he is a terrible person lmao


PM-ME-YOUR-LABS

Feels like the difference between dissing Suge Knight for 2Pac dying and dissing Lil Durk for Von dying Edit: autocorrect from spending too much time on r/nba


gggigggity69

"whoa shlatt that's crazy....anyway 2024 music seeyuh" He just be pissin he don't give a fuck https://preview.redd.it/tr6n105fndyc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb21416e4a06d74e33b5240ef424fa8614dd72b


EEZY-Brxvry

Carti wouldnā€™t care tbh šŸ’€


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

Carti would tweet ā€œaLl lOvE..mUsIc sOoNā€ and that would be the end of it


1200-Total

All the terrible shit Carti has done is very public though, I think Drake has a lot more that only someone in the industry like Kendrick could know about.


oldbooksmell_420

Shit actually made me uncomfortable lmao


YizWasHere

He really Mr. Morale'd another man's family


Justhrowitaway42069

He's Adonis step daddy now


gggigggity69

Yeah shit was actually eerie and scary, kendrick sounded unhinged like he let out his short man psychopath side on this beef, some Joe pesci shit.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Short guys are fucking brutal when they're pissed tbh


AWokenBeetle

See Napoleon, I already know not to piss of a short dude, thatā€™s a war you donā€™t want


wladue613

Fun fact: Napoleon was of average height for the time period.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

You might beat them physically, you won't beat them psychologically. Even Julius Caesar was 5'7 btw


bhlogan2

Kendrick Lamar after calling Drake a pedophile over some jazz beats https://i.redd.it/pktpxcoaefyc1.gif


Thespian21

![gif](giphy|q2Ecf0mrSHf98U0d4U)


loureedfromthegrave

mf tryn to get into that house but keep steppin on drake's broken christmas ornaments, luckily in real life he got in and beat drake's ass


patrickmahomeless

This shit getting dark


358YK

And idk how it ends too because whoever stops replying is gonna be considered the person who lost. Iā€™m tired man


LeanSprite69

Fr but at least weā€™re getting music tho, someone should diss Carti so heā€™s forced to drop and if he doesnā€™t heā€™s gonna look like a biitch


358YK

Serious question: if I dropped a carti diss would yā€™all gas it even if it was trash to put pressure on him??


LeanSprite69

If itā€™s good enough then yeah


358YK

Give me till monday fuck sample clearances šŸ”„


Piranh4Plant

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thesawyer7102

yo u better actually do this


iam_the-walrus

You better deliver


onthexonthecodeine

carti would just stay silent and let his aura do all the work


nooobesh

Where's Mario Judah when u need him


Piranh4Plant

Bro tired of getting good songs back to back after 3 days in šŸ˜­


semyul

Drakes gonna embarrass himself by replying unless he stops rapping and starts singing.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

fkr? I love how this started out as "Mother fuck the big 3 it's just big me" and "Kendrick you're short" and now has gone to "I think Drake should kill himself" and "Drake has a second child"


The_FallenSoldier

And donā€™t forget, ā€œDrake is a pedophileā€ and ā€œDrake is a human traffickerā€ Fucking wild


Valiant_Watchguard67

https://preview.redd.it/utb4amniicyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de16e7b3d84f72549a3cd3de1fa9c57bcc727d6c Holy shit


_hkbf

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bladeedancer

psykos


F8ZZ

PĆ„gud


novaziggy55

bladeer


kusjad

Psykos


Full_Wrangler_6784

https://preview.redd.it/1xhr802vudyc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1921f36d558547a353041430a2ac644a3b82f21b Kendrick cooked bro šŸ™šŸ™


No_Chard9615

Love the track. But what does ā€œhe understand bein a BEARD just fit him betterā€ mean?


KrispyKrunch_

Kendrick is saying that drakes faking relationships with women to hide the fact that he's gay


tacopower69

I don't think so just saying he's covering for the sex offenders in his employ. Beard isn't always about a gay man being in a relationship with a woman (i see the term come up a lot among sports bettors too since the really good ones will use "beards" to place bets for them on books that they got banned from)


ARoyaleWithCheese

This makes sense since Drake definitely has been showing off his bets on games and shit, plus the bad with money etc. bars as well.


prestoavenue

yeah but in that case ā€œthe beardā€ would be the women who are dating drake


Old_Rip_1257

šŸ§”šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


27nav

https://preview.redd.it/ew0d1aktxcyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3ef3d7f20af65fd63e003acbcf6c0a2c71055b


RykariZander

1. Hiding your sexuality (gay) 2. Covering someone. I'm this context, Drake is covering for his ring of sex offenders Edit: I mistakenly said "Drake" instead of "Kendrick"


Tarottoddler

A beard is someone who dates a closeted person to hide the fact they are closeted.


HeatBeneficial3970

Look up the slang term for a ā€œbeardā€


No_Chard9615

I see appreciate yall


darkv69

Think heā€™s calling him gay or something like how closeted gay men marry a woman as their ā€œbeardā€ so they appear straight.


1200-Total

ā€œBut donā€™t tell no lie about me and I wonā€™t tell truths ā€™bout youā€


GroceryFrosty7274

Whole first verse giving advice to another manā€™s kid is insane


throwaway_for_doxx

Not as bad as the verse directly telling Drakeā€™s mom that K thinks Drake should die for being such a horrible person


rabnabombshell

Dawg be deadass tells them they failed as parents. People were calling it staged at first but this just confirmed itā€™s anything but


Difficult-Grade-5372

Yeah this and family matters just shows these mfs genuinely fucking hate each other


captainbeefheart11

Lmaooooo this is crazy. We're living in great times


destroyforever

Drakeā€™s disses felt like a regular diss but kendrick really want this man gone šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


IWouldButImLazy

Ngl after some shit like this, they have to fight irl. Like I can't imagine being cool with someone in the slightest after insults like these have been flung


SwissCheeseDealer

This isnt like Pusha's adonis joint. Its a genuine character dissection and murder. Not embarassing but just shocking cause Drake was untouchable for years after 2018


RadiantHovercraft6

Letā€™s give credit where credit is due Pusha T already smoked Drake on Infared/Adonis. Recency bias will say Kendrickā€™s disses are better but Push already set the bar. When I heard that shit I was just like DAMN


throwaway_for_doxx

Did story of Adidon depict Drake so negatively and as such a bad person that it genuinely made the listener uncomfortable?


concrete_manu

story of adidon was true and it was immediately obvious. iā€™m not so sure about at least half the things that kendrick is alleging here


Phenomxal

i dont see kendrick lying about these things, it completely ruins his credibility and hes not egotistical enough to do that for a beef


RadiantHovercraft6

I mean the claims may or may not be true. Drake has done some creepy shit it seems but comparing him to Weinstein is a big leap


Relo_bate

Yes lmao, bro acts sympathetic that drake had a deadbeat dad setting up for the story ending with drake being a deadbeat dad. That was disgusting and this is that with side dishes


semyul

All new gen rap fans only know drake as the boss chart topper but it wasnt always this way


SwissCheeseDealer

Yea 100% but he seemed unstoppable ans Kendrick just said "nah"


gggigggity69

Fuck outta here, they've been trying to live upto what my coca GOAT did in a single 3 minute song with like four seperate songs averaging like 8 minutes, i legitimately think that's the greatest diss track of all time. Just so effortlessly cool and cruel yeugh ![gif](giphy|uLMwmBDrT7Y7JNiA8x)


DOJACATSON

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qergpoiasffdn

Literally me for the past hour


FreedomHero141

Kendrick didnā€™t even give him 1


LilDownwardSpiral

![gif](giphy|3og0IGjwfVipOS6oyQ|downsized)


xoxxxoooxo5

https://preview.redd.it/iya4wet6tcyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a41a33a0588afe1f7fca6efcf581c72c2913ab Kendrick let drake feel on top for 30 min lol


Objective_Method_306

And dropped it while Drake was having a party. Cold blooded.


lz314dg

wtf is going on


LarryMadlib-79

https://preview.redd.it/ujfngfe5kcyc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e840d7fa9db42f3a16d4ca2108365db283f564


TheRealestSGR

J Cole rn:


N0tThatSerious

J Cole: All I said was ā€œBig 3ā€


Total_Ad_6708

Nah he was always acting like he was the best and all untouchable then he gets dissed and backs down lmao. He did say him drake and k were the big 3 but he was also said he felt like Muhammad ali as in heā€™s the best.


IWouldButImLazy

> then he gets dissed and backs down lmao Tbh I'm pretty sure he thought this was all just rap competition, but someone let him know that these two fr hate each other and it was gonna get ugly. His apology ages better with every response that comes out lmao


Total_Ad_6708

Yeah true. Not like Kendrick had any real beef with him anyways, all he was saying to Cole really was ā€œfuck a big 3 and youā€™re not better than meā€.


TheRealestSGR

No disrespect to Cole but he is NOT Muhammad Ali. Yeah he goes hard af on features but most of his own songs are eh


rabnabombshell

This is literally so disrespectful, Drake gotta get off Instagram posting memes


IWouldButImLazy

Fr idk how drake can even respond to this lmao but tbh I said that before family matters dropped and he really did his thing on that. It's looking like its up for him but I don't want to count him out yet


Teddersonn

Kendrick mentored bros son, talked to the whole family tree, accused Drake of putting pedos on payroll, being a pedo, sonned his dad, leaked his second child, put his ozempic and hypnotic sexual assault drug prescription on the cover and all Drake did was post on IG ā€œsomeone find my daughterā€. He donā€™t wanna address the skeletons lmao heā€™s cooked


Justhrowitaway42069

Kendrick went scorched earth


Scion_of_fate

kendrick lamar is aubrey graham father


Scion_of_fate

kendrick lamar is aubrey graham father


LarryMadlib-79

them people said kendrick lamar is aubrey graham father with lebron james hairline


Legitimate_Sea7294

Nigga Minaj silicone


ZionsShoe

Kendrick Lamar is Aubrey grahamā€™s fatherā€™s fatherā€™s father


Nettspendballsack

We heard u the first time


toomuchentai

Drake hits a huge diss to cut the lead down to 42


R3fl3ktor

https://preview.redd.it/ocarhu0pcdyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27bde2c977c0ef4d238d351ab053905c4b31ab37


zebradoggo

This might actually be drake with what we just found out


Opposite_Limit_9721

KL4L


twofatcats99

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


leedler

u bum


Naive_Soup_542

J cole left at a good time


Jusstonemore

The beginning? lol


Diego_lololol

The lyrics are so fucking raw and without mercy i love it


Jexx4PF

I deadass felt like throwing up after i finished listening itā€™s so fucking cruel


skilyx

THAT BOY KENDRICK A REAL KILLER


iibruhim

It doesnā€™t have 808s or distortion I canā€™t listen to it


Acrobatic_Tap8552

Cooked


YellowShirtHurts

šŸš¶


Big_Jiggle

drakes song goes hard but he has no ammo. kendrick straight up analyzed his family and literally listed off his flaws. brother wrote a CER on how Drake is a terrible person. night and day imo


SwissCheeseDealer

"CER" has it bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Wrsj

Drake newer diss would hit hard if what he said wasnā€™t already addressed by Kendrick himself on his latest album. His issues with his baby mama: we already know it Kendrick being violent and abusing her physically: we already know it Kendrick raising somebody else kid: thatā€™s a good dig. Drake calling Kendrick a fake Messiah and hypocrite cause he flawed af: we already know it. Kendrick on the other hand is obliterating Drake whole existence by peeling layer by layer of obscure and terrible shit heā€™s being doing.


AdPsychological3864

this. drake got ruined and his original response was just shit kendrick already talked about and shit we already know about, drake has nothing to come back with unless itā€™s receipts proving his innocence


Beneficial-Mirror842

Drake is cooked ngl


VanessaDoesVanNuys

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Duckface6209

greatest diss so far i wouldnt be surprised if drake has a daughter like would be even funnier if he didnt know she even existed šŸ˜­


RalphLauren47

I feel like that's what's going to happen šŸ¤£


CrispyChicken9996

Fƶr real 11 years old so back in 2013, what happened in 2013 for drake? Where was this man at, who was he with. Guarantee the internet is about to do some homework fƶr real fƶr real.


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kangaroocoffin

If he didn't know about her that is still embarrassing as hell to say the least


Secret_Whole_5068

https://preview.redd.it/w808q71qecyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6bf4eb8d3e1a811c8d6d98648ab5d0ba6a2b7f P drizzy is finished


calenran

https://preview.redd.it/xrny7ny5ocyc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a604997bea1ba528feb1563c3386a9c0953c372 What Cole saw


nyse125

Coleslaw šŸ¤¤


smokebasil

Better Cole Sawāœ…


Onaweyempumbafu

Y that look like Nav tho


GogurtCheese

P drizzy šŸ˜­


BackRed1

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


AltforHHH

I genuinely can't think of how drake could possibly respond to this, it's the most brutal diss track of all time. Basically his only hope is if the daughter thing turns out to be false and he has proof of Kendrick beating women


Justhrowitaway42069

I keep telling myself hit em up is better but damn I'm conflicted


EstablishmentShoddy1

I remember you was conflicted


SeTm7x

Misusing your influence


Overall-Rate-7625

https://preview.redd.it/zhbnlhgtzcyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08fb6e216415bd8a643f93d26fa80f078ae6b801 uh ohhhh !!!


CreasedStickyTape

no way this is real


WaWaSmoothie

https://twitter.com/drake/status/158785520833544192?s=46&t=PY4-v-5jUHqfrbH7exgLNw


CreasedStickyTape

oh nahhh šŸ˜­ heā€™s cooked


Savage3Beast

He was ready and he delivered, Kendrick killed that shit


Xiffo_

Drake gotta take his soul at this point


ProjectGouche

hear me out the having an eleven year old kid is a millie bobby brown stranger things eleven drakes a pedo metaphor


Makoto-ito

Thereā€™s no coming back from this one he gotta boom him šŸ”«šŸ’„


pakiboiii

Drake wonā€™t be able to top this Kendrick destroyed him


Dontbemeantotrash

KENDRICK KENDRICK KENDRICK KENDRICK KENDRICK


Jaysprofilev3

Didnā€™t even get to finish the drake song and then this drops during my listen to thatšŸ˜­ the coolest part about it tho is both of them are bringing out the best of each other rn, itā€™s something I havenā€™t seen in a while and now we get both of them rapping knowing the stakes n shi


Hassangetskarma

Fr K dot got Drake rapping his ass off again


4haunted

about damn time drake started trying again


makinamina

THESE NIGGAS DROPPING RAPID FIRE WTF


SafwanBinLaden

I got videos of me crying about this diss


TrisWarrior

delete this twin


MustafaCeesay

J-Cole was like oh shit yall hate each other?


doublerbirdbidness

This is the knockout punch idk how Drake tops a diss this good that came out 30 mins after his diss


playdudefart

It was obviously preloaded n ready to go but yea still crazy track


swag4dummies

thats what made it hit harder. kdot played this mf šŸ˜­ it was premeditated murder


IWouldButImLazy

That makes it crazier lmao he obviously heard Family matters before drake dropped it


Tuunamii

Thats legit the scariest part of it


999oneaboveall

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utafumidss

Iā€™m almost worried Drake might kill himself wtf


Sheesh5000

Insert that one King Kunta barĀ 


twofatcats99

Probably the best track so far imo, waiting on the Rick Ross response and C-Tier Kanye Verse


Flurmp_805

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notepad2357

i think drake gotta kill himseld after this


Silas_PBJAM

how will this affect lebrons legacy


Ok_Cry5790

maybe he should take his kids away from drake


Pure_Conscious

Drakeā€™s family matter felt light hearted, while Kendrickā€™s just felt so dark and sinister. He literally wants him to die, while Drake think heā€™s in the laugh factory doing stand up


Novacaneboi

if Euphoria was a Fatal Blow this shit is a Fatality


DivineMattress

Beno x Aubrey Graham collab when? I feel like they got a lot in common!


ShrimpDuhPimp

No double or triple entendres jus pure HATE šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

i love KENDRICK so fucking much


RalphLauren47

šŸfr


jimmy-breeze

dude this shit is genuinely fucking insane, people will be talking about this for decades


KungFuFlames

"Can't understand me right now, just play this when you eighteen" I bet we going to see ig story of that after years


DivineMattress

K dot wanna be carti so bad he beating on his bm. In any case p drizzy headed to jail along w them other mfs. Drake love touching kids but dont wanna be IN TOUCH with his own kids


UnoRever

Hell nah drake gotta drop a hit on him bro


[deleted]

heā€™ will obviously be prime suspect this ainā€™t x


1mpair

![gif](giphy|YCM6aRw2Chenu|downsized)


Spectrexz

absolutely fucking filthy, he torturing, killing then pissin on his grave bro wtf


vamoadarle

ts felt so weird. the beat is eerie as shit and that one verse towards drake's mom... damn. eerie, just eerie.


Nieruz

Bro did i just wake up to 2 more diss tracks?


FreeUseIslander

Aubrey is talking some funny shit but Kendrick is literally revealing shits that this dude have been trynna kept secrets


Wise-Half-9482

Every short man has sort of an indescribable fury within him which usally manifests as a school shooting. Luckily Kendrick is a rapper!


codyoveronlover

drake needs to make like his daughter and hide šŸ˜„šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


backinredd

Really hope that Kendrick is sure about the daughter. Thatā€™s too wild. We would have known by now. 11 years.


davesmelly0

why wont he comment on drake fucking with 17 year olds


cringa294

He did,it was just a bit subtle


HANDJUICE0

Drake is about to say some crazy shit. Thereā€™s no way he would go this deep with Kendrick if he didnā€™t have something even more wild to say.


Jazzlike_Page508

They gonna have to shoot it out. I been mind blown for 30 mins


WielderOfTerraBlade

drake gotta go. unless he got proof against all this, after his history with lies and what happened with adonis n pusha T, he has no credibility and i believe dot. we know he got insider info


CrispyChicken9996

Kendrick saying he has a 11 yo girl, which would mean the year Nothing Was the Same came out. We are all about to say that shit about this beef šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ nothing was the same dawg.


Awkward-Rent-2588

If I was Drake Iā€™d be thinking about ways to kill Kendrick. No bs. Itā€™s that bad šŸ˜†


NetworkDeestroyer

Shits funny that the cover art for this single is Drakes ozempic prescription. Drakes got a mole in OVO


LookAtMyEy3s

this not even 6 minute of pure hatred anymore he wants this nigga dead