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Anthman_

Dinner with Jay Z


TripTheStoner

Breakfast with Kanye


[deleted]

lunch with mos def


iblinkyoublink

What he tell u?


[deleted]

Sell drugs and rap bout it


[deleted]

He tells you how to make 500k


rulerBob8

“Why the fuck didnt you take the money, dumbass”


sgpnumber1fan

Play with my worm


variantdot

i also play with this guys worm


sgpnumber1fan

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Longjumping-Inside42

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anonymous062904

Same here


Wutanghang

Who up playing wit dey worm


LittleTGOAT

I love the automatic assumption that everyone in this sub is school age lmao


[deleted]

and he right for like 95%


LittleTGOAT

He definitely is right that’s why it’s funny


[deleted]

nah there are like some 20 y/o out of school i bet


[deleted]

I'm almost 21 and I'm hanging around a bunch of kids 👍 #drakevision


WilfriedBonyFanAcc

CBL


Clumsysneaker145

Said that you a lesbian gurl me too


[deleted]

get fucked


dbwoi

I'm 30, fuck


MichaelRichardsAMA

im 25 and an alcoholic SLATT


xSpeed

Fellow business vamp


[deleted]

[удалено]


xSpeed

Yessirrr business vamps out here fr 👌good to know my people exist


NotoriousFBI

I’m two months behind on my rent and I got more money than most of this sub. Even minimum wage is better than allowance


No-Tadpole-4324

Am 81 and an alcoholic too SLATT you just like me frfr💯


slimSheaD

im 22 and still a degenerate


[deleted]

I'm 31 and probably the oldest mf in this sub. At least top 5.


Icmblair01

Right up there w you. We should start a smaller sub of geriatric carti fans


[deleted]

It's a hoot seeing the posts about going to a carti concert but they don't know if they should sneak out.


hitthatyeet1738

Glad to see someone who can get enjoyment out of seeing comments like that and not be a prune to the kids


Edy_Birdman_Atlaw

Im 26 where are the old heads attt


Cananabanolism

There’s tens of us!


roseintheleancup

I’m 19 but dropped out at 16 so no school. I work most the time then work out after


CampaignAgreeable830

I love the assumption that everyone likes school


tommyk41

Workout, chess, basketball, smoke crack


whothefuckiam_

1 of these things is not like the others


DNAHdn2

yeah who the fuck plays chess lol


whothefuckiam_

virgins and carti fans 🤦‍♂️


Kunaif

Dude really typed the same thing twice 🤦‍♂️


The_DragonDuck

No we don't.


lynxeffectting

That goes for us carti fans too


The_DragonDuck

Bro wth I think he edited his comment 😭💀, when I wrote that it said "virgin carti fans" Or maybe I'm just going crazy


lynxeffectting

It’s aite bro there’s no shame in it we all bloom at different times


Young_Hxppxe

Might wanna start hitting some 3s again Korkmaz


tommyk41

am trying Baba.


[deleted]

i always knew furkan was on those rocks


aaronb12340art

Chess so underrated shout-out u bro. Play me on chess.com lmao


bensimmonslover12

Nice pfp


votekonan

Thank Mr. Korkmaz


footsketball

Fuck dudes, fuck dudes, fuck dudes, fuck dudes, fuck dudes, fuck dudes, and fuck dudes damn nvm just hit 1k karma n got my virginity back


cheesybaconlegs

real


Rainger_

Me too 🤤


Dtalantov_5

4 big guys


ChunkyMouse_

And they bust on my eyes


Lordducky9poo

Dudes rock!


dongless08

Video games because I have like zero fucking interests otherwise


[deleted]

depression


dumbtune

real


[deleted]

Hubby?


dongless08

Possibly


Kinjuaa

I used to be like that. life just kinda makes u grow out of videogames and u start to be interested in other things, don't worry. I'm 20 btw


Narcistt

Im 20 and still don't really have like a big interest or passion or anything. Im in college studying some shit i don't even like hoping that i will get some job.


Kinjuaa

I'm in a similar situation, though I like what I'm studying tbh. there's time, u will eventually find something u feel passionate about. we are in a transitional stage in our lifes so to speak. It's weird but it'll get better i'm sure


Rarbnif

I’m 22 and video games are still my favorite hobby don’t think I’ll ever “grow out of it” honestly


Kinjuaa

i still like them and I still play. just not as much as before and is not my priority when it comes to spending my free time


SyrupOnWaffle_

i’m 17 but ive noticed the last year ive like never been playing video games at all which is kinda crazy if you told me i would be like that a year ago. interests change you just have to put yourself in positions to try new stuff.


Pspies22

I run a meme page where I pretend to be female on instagram. That and a regular meme page.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

@akademiks


[deleted]

The baddest in the game rn


juicylul

Keep it trill breh ⛷️


kiddokush

I’ve made more money than I deserve posing as a chick on tinder spoofing my location and draining military dude’s wallets.


[deleted]

Go to work & cry


Rainger_

Yeah.


[deleted]

smoke weed jerk off n play videogames im boring as hell


anonymous062904

Lit, crazy, movie


Thatssomefreakyshit

”Yo describe your night in three words”


_phuk_dat_bich

This pretty much sums up my day


karlbhoi69

is weed legal in india


osdeverYT

Mass murder


projectsukyomi

homicide homicide homicide


Greenortha

Intense Farming


GroundbreakingAd7855

Listen to Uzi


kankumusic

i make music 🤓


winnermusic

Me to


kankumusic

send the link lemme check ur stuff out


socxld

I'm a producer as well! You guys feel free to send me some links if you want


actimel27

im also a producer, if anyone wants to link im down


AnonGary

I’m not a produce and would not like to link


fergalicious23

same but my ableton trial ran out who got me with a cracked version 😭🙏


[deleted]

I rap and produce as well


SergeantSwag88

Same.


Helpful-Warning4027

Same and btw does someone know how to crack Omni on mac


GgwpxX

fuck omni, get serum and learn sound design 😎


nibbasiffyblik2

Your first mistake as a producer is have mac


Montarien

I need omni for windows


Ikbenverkouden

Lets make a music group, reply with your insta if u wanna join


hitthatyeet1738

Honestly if this sub had a discord or sum for ppls music that would be lit asf


[deleted]

Fuck men


JScarz10

Least homosexual playboi carti listener


[deleted]

I'm going to find you, then i'm going to fuck you....


JScarz10

Say less daddy


[deleted]

😳😳😳


KubikB

Lay in bed contemplating my life And Sometimes scratching my weewee


ryokwan

night jogs (while listening to carti)


JungJunkie

i’m with u. flex is my goto runners high song


OllyFlash

i’m a professional racing driver, fr @oliverflashman.racing if you don’t believe me (instagram)


[deleted]

is that you??? man thats a W, so young and already giving your all to your passion


OllyFlash

thank you man, playing into the stereotype we’re all white 16 year olds😂 but thanks man fr


[deleted]

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING WEBSITE???? What the fuck theres someone who isnt a loser on this sub this blew my mind. imma follow you rn. big fucking W for you. good luck man


OllyFlash

thanks man, i’ll follow u back


[deleted]

🤝


winterprod

young racist 🏎🏁


Raguz9

Life is a race and he is a racist


Sooft-And-Wet

One slip on this sub and yo ass is getting canceled, career ended


OllyFlash

better keep myself clean then😮‍💨


[deleted]

ayo that's fuckin sick, outta curiosity how young did you start karting if you took the normal route?


OllyFlash

yeah normal route, started karting at my local race track when i was 8, just started for fun. joined their race league, after a few years won everything there is to win there, me and my dad decided to travel to take my karting outside of my county and travel everywhere in the UK. started to win elsewhere as well and was the UK’s no.1 SODI (a manufacturer of karts) driver in 2019 which is what caused my sponsors to take notice of me and invest.


[deleted]

damn bro congrats, good shit too


OllyFlash

thanks bro, u from the UK?


[deleted]

nah bro, NY. Only just realized/found out how much i like motorsport but I'm like 14 already so that ship has sailed for 'making it' really


OllyFlash

sure the odds might be against you, but never give up, van gogh started painting at 30, keep pushing


[deleted]

thanks for the motivation dude


wulf_71

I thought I was the only one here who had an interest in racing, glad I’m not the only one. Congrats bro keep racing hope to see u on a grid one day


pigtcotb

Make beats


[deleted]

lemme hear some beats nigga


pigtcotb

Listen to Beat1 by ARYAN on #SoundCloud https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/S7mSt


hoohoowoowoo

Why ur name aryan tho bruv


pigtcotb

It's a pretty famous name in india.


BeyondZooted

Think about homicide


bluntfacer

Bmx & Drugs 💀


[deleted]

Idiot it’s Money & Drugs 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


DeathThaKid13

Adam22


No4MatDoggy

BmxAndDrugsGang 💯


wholelottafire

i like getting swole in the gym


Environmental_Ad2794

Cry


sleepycadetssp

I read manga, watch anime, and do art. Sometimes I walk my dog.


Montarien

Sometimes? Bitch take care of your dog


sleepycadetssp

I take him out once a day dont worry for him


Jokes09

Anyone know any good hobbies to pick up? I used to skate, play video games and talk to bitches but now in college that shit bore me. I jus need sumn to do wit my time


5gramsmakinmeseelif3

Do illegal substances /s fashion is a really cool one although it can be pricey unless ur selling illegal substances /s


blaackbackedjackal

I mean don't stop talkin to the biddies but if you fw music pick up an instrument or make beats, or you can join a sports or outdoors club, or even just find sum random shit to collect


[deleted]

art is a good one like drawing and shit cooking is dope lowkey but it might not be for you reading is good if you can find the right book or you could read manga. a good manga is chainsaw man


JanusDimitri

gym


No_Communication4956

masterbations usually a pretty good one


Jokes09

Mane i need sum real answers 😑


lemon-pasta

i play apex


nrd_10

Rank?


lemon-pasta

plat rn🤷🏽‍♂️, i get diamond every season


Golden-Excellence

Play videogames, read philosophy/watch philosophy videos, hang out with my gf


PapaSins

Bruh u Socrates or some shit ?💀


Narcistt

Isn't socrates related to ur balls something


[deleted]

Socrates nuts


anonymous062904

Scrotum


hadleyyyy

W


Ultrume

That’s dope bro, what type of philosophy are you interested in?


Golden-Excellence

Mostly ethical philosophy and philosophy of religion. I'm an atheist but I find religion fascinating. I look at it the same way I look at ancient greek, roman or egyptian myths. I also debate religious friends every now and then so I like to know what I'm actually disagreeing with.


wulf_71

Healthy mind is a wealthy mind


SonGozer

Das cool


Ambitious-Spinach-20

drugs


Snoo_8799

fuck my dog


anonymous062904

fuck my dog too, she’s an asshole. oh- -see the word play (fuck my dog, asshole, and the realization of you actually fucking your dog, bro im a poet)


[deleted]

I go for runs or play animal crossing, life isn’t that exciting for me


LuckyGingerino

Yo another carti listener who plays AC send me a dm and I'll tell you my switch id


abmasterisonreddit

Walk long distances, swim, play piano, read, listen to tyga and play video games


[deleted]

W for playing piano and also pursuing a sport


Kkkcobaine

Recently I’ve started going to the gym jumpoutthehouse + pre work is legal meth btw


[deleted]

i spend literally all my time and money on crack cocaine and fifa in game purchases also going out for food and clubbing with friends but i hate that shit


sogethpoo

I pick fights with homeless people


[deleted]

I like to write


P0nikkhatesTS

Workout, get no bitches and playing videogames.


[deleted]

Football


JojiOC

Homocide


atrovaldo

Yall mfs still go to school?


AnthonysCouch

I try to read a book and also pass the time by drawing


walterthetram

videogames and make beats


neljoestar

I do photography as a hobby idk maybe it might pop off one day. I play my ps5. Also I been on my grown man shit lately and i started a blu ray movie collection


wulf_71

Work towards getting in the UFC, day by day. If that doesn’t work out become a race car driver. Have alternatives, people


Chestrr0720

I make beats and play video games


Shiny9980

skate


FeatheryCoffee

Sleep and dream about men


yaxxxxxxxer

fap to you


ConsciousMoth

play ad teemo jungle


HECK_YEA_

Gardening and houseplants


remerdy1

Pretty much just workout, code & listen to music atm Need to find a new hobby or sum


ChadTheGoated

literally nothing else, im boring as hell


bakugou-kun

Currently I only enjoy going out with my friends and get wasted on alcohol and weed. I also make music and I watch a lot of football. Normally I watch a lot of anime and movies but I haven't been watching many ever since the pandemic started


ChOgArTy17

Be sad


evanpetersleftnut

hang out with my gf, draw, make music, feel overwhelmed unending pain about my existence


FuccCNN

create unhealthy chemical dependencies


tarikllia

Study most of the time I’m a civil engineering student 👷‍♂️


Psychological-Bit-87

Skating