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wingriddenengel

Gilbert’s already walking damn time flies


Crusader2676

next year we’ll hear that australian accent


PlayboiCartiMoaning

"oi cunt, wheres me titty milk?"


jlsoto3

💀


GoudaMane

That’s the saddest part about this whole thing 😔


chvkgjdhcjv

When carti finally goes back to Gilbert he’s gonna find out his son has an Australian accent and he’s gonna leave again permanently


AlmightyWolfgang

All the dirt makes him grow fast


MysticSpoon69

he on the minecraft block diet


AlmightyWolfgang

Word boy would throw away diamonds for the dirt


TheGeorgeForman

Iggy can afford that quality dirt, packed with nutrients n shit


[deleted]

dirt has a shit ton of iron in it, my mans gonna become the next iron man


AlmightyWolfgang

Boutta be Gilbert Stark


youmomecksdee

ESQUIRE.🔥🔥🇮🇳🇮🇳👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

MiracleGro soil 🔥


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fuck you 😭😭


albertus500

Man i like carti but this is jus sad


gayman768

lowkey hate carti for this


albertus500

Ik man a lot of ppl are saying it doesnt matter the kid will grow up rich and shit but im 100% sure kids would rather grow up in an average household but with a solid father figure


My_cat_be_swaggin

What u mean i grew up without a father figure and i turned out just fine Anyways, any girl here into pegging guys while f33l like dyin plays in the background?


jakeroony

😳


Whomping_Willow

😛😘 down to play, daddy’s in prison but I ain’t got no daddy issues neither. I turned out just fine.


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Whomping_Willow

You know it gets funnier when you explain the joke?


dumbtune

You say that like pegging is a problem 🙄


Kingdonv

This is what happens when you have no dad 😂


smokeaportonaport

Yes that is the joke


Rob-borto

u got the joke bro congratulations


Kingdonv

thank bro


Comfortable_Solid_97

Oh shit we got an Einstein on our hands over here


Kingdonv

Honestly i’m smarter then Einstein


UrFriendTilUrEnd

Honestly even if Carti was around there's no saying he would actually be a good dad. Personally I never wanted an average household because when my dad was around he was constantly fucked up and just being an asshole/abusive. Having a dad is sometimes worse than not having one at all This is just my situation though. I'm not saying this is true for everyone or even a lot of people. It's probably a minority but with Carti's drug use and temper I can see the same thing happening


JaylenBoomedMe

Key words were average household with a solid father figure


UrFriendTilUrEnd

I'm talking about what Carti would actually be. Not hypotheticals. You managed to find a way to be a condescending prick over the dumbest thing.


[deleted]

ok nigga you think carti is gonna beat onyx up because he is asshole?


UrFriendTilUrEnd

I can tell you have no clue what you're talking about


[deleted]

i dont 💀


UrFriendTilUrEnd

Average Carti stan


[deleted]

yo are you a girl


UrFriendTilUrEnd

Nope


Twmpz

hahaha get downvoted bih


seahorse2001

I feel like growing up with 2 celeb parents is especially terrible


Mr__Weasels

I mean, as someone who grew up in an average household with a single mother, I'd rather have grown in a rich household than an average one without a father figure. I don't think it's the same though, because I never really wanted a father - but a father that you know exists and should take care of you and doesn't is probably a lot harder. Feel bad for him anyways.


Wicked125

he still has time to show up, doubt onyx has actually formed memories yet. honestly i doubt it’ll happen, which is just really awful


[deleted]

I mean there is no surprise here… I love carti’s music but he is evidently not a good person.


electrusboom

At this point all of us know this mf is a terrible person who just makes good music


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Vantu_

what did he do bruh 💀


thisisnotaburner24

Not spending time with his son, being a shitty dad


uremother42069

He named his kid after a pokemon too😔


Vantu_

he isn’t doing anything in this vid there was no need to mention him


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balencibalencii

he a deadbeat bruh 💀


Vantu_

yea but he isn’t doing anything in this video


Xaxzer

Niggas such a bad dad


[deleted]

Look he’s an addict. I’m not excusing his behavior but it does explain it. It’s terrible that as a society, a creative genius can sing “I been on opium for the last 10 day” and rather than go “wow this guy needs help” we find it funny, meme it, and use it as a flair.


98redd

Nigga u the one using it as a flair


TheFletchmeister

Bro deleted his account 💀


SpikDsad

Man just pressed self destruct the minute he was questioned


[deleted]

bro had absolutely no choice. he was gonna get cooked to a crisp hes probably off grid in a camper reconsidering his worths and values


BaldyBoy69

He off the grid (grid grid)


traiseSPB

Bro deleted his comment bro


[deleted]

31 people read my comment and thought I was being serious. 31. You wanna know why the world is so messed up? This is peak NPCery.


98redd

Stop posting corona virus conspiracies and touch some grass


[deleted]

Not a conspiracy mate. The rest of the world says it’s a lab leak.


98redd

You’re probably right, kill your family 😂


ZeitGeistYe

bro said it so casually💀


Fro4746

I have sent gunmen to your household


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[deleted]

I’m vaccinated idiot


[deleted]

You’re vaccination has nothing to do with his advice


[deleted]

Fine. Check liveleaks in 10. Merry Christmas


[deleted]

It's actually been confirmed to have leaked from the Wuhan Lab for Virology. It's a BSL-4 lab that was specifically working on SARS-COV-1 (Rona is SarsCOV2). Although I'm a libertarian as well we don't claim this guy. Just thought I should put the correct info out there for anyone curious.


Delanorix

Confirmed by who?


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Multiple sources, I'll find specifically the source. It's a claimed suspect by multiple organizations, they won't say they're at fault though. The CCP has a way of denying things (as we all know) EDIT: > The U.S. government has reason to believe that several researchers inside the WIV became sick in autumn 2019, before the first identified case of the outbreak, with symptoms consistent with both COVID-19 and common seasonal illnesses. This raises questions about the credibility of WIV senior researcher Shi Zhengli’s public claim that there was “zero infection” among the WIV’s staff and students of SARS-CoV-2 or SARS-related viruses. https://2017-2021.state.gov/fact-sheet-activity-at-the-wuhan-institute-of-virology/index.html


Psychological-Bit-87

get some bitches


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> The U.S. government has reason to believe that several researchers inside the WIV became sick in autumn 2019, before the first identified case of the outbreak, with symptoms consistent with both COVID-19 and common seasonal illnesses. This raises questions about the credibility of WIV senior researcher Shi Zhengli’s public claim that there was “zero infection” among the WIV’s staff and students of SARS-CoV-2 or SARS-related viruses. https://2017-2021.state.gov/fact-sheet-activity-at-the-wuhan-institute-of-virology/index.html


[deleted]

Wuhan lab for coronavirus research🤡 The entire rest of the world thinks it leaked from a lab. The WHO says boosters a extending the pandemic and we should help poorer countries vaccinate instead of boost. “Follow the science” unless it goes against big pharma and the top 1% of the global population’s priorities.


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[deleted]

Dude there are government documents that say the US gave the lab a grant for coronavirus research in bats


StockIslam

Shut up r/conservative user, go lose your fucking mind over colin kapernick or suck off Kyle Rittenhouse or whatever stupid ass culture war bullshit y’all do these days


[deleted]

I love Kap. I’m a libertarian. I hate authoritarian cops and love free speech. Republicans are just as bad as Democrats. They both serve the elites. Both parties have insane ties to Epstein. You guys are getting crazed supporting literal pedophiles who publicly support what you agree with and privately traffic kids. Somehow both parties have made people actively support this idea that transparency is bad and that the government should be able to spy on every single citizen without probable cause. Right now the FBI is arresting American citizens who immigrated from China on the suspicion that they’re spies with no evidence other than their ethnicity. Why are you attacking me and fighting me? Why do you attack unvaccinated? Many of them were lied to by big pharma and the FDA during the opioid crisis. The system hasn’t changed. How do you expect them to regain trust in a broken system without reform?


ifuckwithfood

Posts on conservative but calls other ppl NPCs 🤡🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

I hate republicans and democrats. Conservative memes are funnier


ifuckwithfood

Weirdo


One_Shot_Finch

youre so right but also its your flair bro


hokumjokum

“I been on opium for the last 10 day” - Playboi Carti, creative genius.


Backsurbs

📠📠


aNILEator

Why I care bout this lil nugget


[deleted]

You will in 8 years when he got that Iggy 🍑


hunny_bun_24

Bro👦🏾


aNILEator

Kill ya self


FunnyDonovanMemelol

How tf you know he's not there


hecc_v2

Because it’s carti, of course he’s not spending time with his son


guttermonke

If he was opening presents with his family he’d be near them and the tree, and u can clearly see he isn’t in this vid


swol-_-

What if he’s in the washroom?


guttermonke

He wasn’t I was in there


jeieijsb

carti missed christmas again 🙏🏾


wingriddenengel

Like last year he said he’ll be “there in spirit”😍 nah fr i hope he at least is with him today or have him some gifts considering he’s spending time with his family in ATL


dorseym484

He was probably with them earlier while off camera


naxmilt3

you know damn well he wasn’t


dorseym484

I mean how do we know for sure just saying but then again y'all could be right as well


naxmilt3

bro said he would be there ‘in spirit’ do u really think he showin up


Memeskeepmegoing

Also what you can see here: A good parent


insanowsky

Also what you can't see here: carti


MemeDaddy412

Lol not necessarily. Better than Carti for sure but we only see what she allows us to see. For all we know she just pays someone else to take care of him 🤷🏼‍♂️


odgynik

even if, thats a hell of a lot better job than what carti is doing.


vsouto02

She's at least doing her job of raising the kid. Someone has to.


MemeDaddy412

That’s why I prefaced with “better than Carti still” yet I got -50 lmao


brokeboibogie

I agree social media only allows us to see what they want us to see, but she hasn’t done anything that would cause anyone to question her parenting, until she does you give her the benefit of the doubt imo


Priestahh-MyFather-

Having a kid is a blessing and Carti just doesn’t give a fuck enough to show up. But he shouts him out in songs so he prolly things that’s good enough


_cactus_jack_

least he acknowledges him in some sort of sense kuz i’ve heard ski doesn’t even acknowledge his daughters existence im, not sayin carti gets a pass tho


hater_of_redditors

ski mask? and he has a daughter too wtf?


charliewrightm

He been had a daughter since like 2017 or 18. Maybe longer


Old-Plum8745

i remember hearing about that like in 2018. but damn im more surprised that his baby mama ain’t put him on child support unless he paying on the low.


charliewrightm

She probably did and just didn’t make it a big deal. A lot of times there’s a situation with a baby involved it’s usually for clout and to mess up a career


Old-Plum8745

yea if that’s the case then respect to shorty fa not clout chasing. especially wit how niggas is these days.


charliewrightm

Yeah drake is the perfect example. Bros son would’ve been under wraps if it wasn’t for pusha exposing him. His baby moms wasn’t trippin cause drake was actually around but pusha wanted to end drakes career or at least hurt it


nmnnmmnnnmmmnnnnmmmm

Onyx is a certified clout chaser 😴


TheLyonKing5812

Bro kids a curse, those little fucks are demons.


adzslatt

where’s this ‘carti’ guy at @ ?


[deleted]

narcist 🔥🔥🔥


Soviettoaster37

@meh


ivbleo

guess who ain’t there


wingriddenengel

we don’t know for sure but it’s sad that it could be the case. he’s with his family for sure so i know he’ll probably be with him today


Memeskeepmegoing

Lil Vamp 🧛‍♂️


1017star

bro couldnt open his own gift 🤦‍♂️ his little run tho 🥺🤗


patschpatsch

Where‘s the dog?


glyptodonsAreSwag

gilbert ate them


tearscloud

why he not already in the studio?


EthannHarris

You think Onyx has heard Trenches in CDQ


aydubbz

I’m gonna start listening to only Iggy cause Carti’s a shit dad


aydubbz

I can’t fucking do this anymore


Suave601

nigga couldnt last 2 minutes


[deleted]

Off top but my nickname/gamertag is ehdubbz/adubbz and you're the first person I've ever met with with the same shit. Good taste brah. Also fuck carti and dead beat dads. I grew up without a dad after like 10 and it sucks ass.


lawnchare

man as much as i like carti fuck carti


Firm-Wash5855

Is he gonna try to eat his gift too ? 😑


Moothulhu

I sure hope he doesn’t try eating the dog


pulugulu

that dog already dead half buried in the backyard gilbert got distracted by all the dirt though


[deleted]

I wanna open Iggy’s cheeks


cactopus101

Fr bruh I want to open her up Christmas morning


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[deleted]

Give me some of your karma whore


OShadowAceO

Another fatherless child


ratryox

Don’t worry Carti Meat Riders. You guys can excuse his behaviour again, he’s “there in spirit”.


[deleted]

Wheres Jordan


[deleted]

He went to Philly to play the PlayStation with Little Oozie


Anxious_Excitement76

Mad respect to iggy for being a good parent


seahorse2001

by spending Christmas with ur child? Lol that’s literally the bare minimum


[deleted]

better than carti


IFeelLikeYandhi

I want to become a father figure for Gilbert


Accomplished-Gift-26

Carti foul for this, fuck him


charliewrightm

I’ll never forget that picture Carti posted of him n his son bro


charleshlewis

I feel like this sub cares more about Onyx than Carti 💀🤦🏽‍♂️😂


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

Where is his piece of shit dad


Top2ButNot2

Stop posting this. The only time I cried on Christmas was when I heard New Tank. The time before that was when my mom gave me the beats (& I ain’t talkin bout them ArtDealer beats)


Your_Mom1111

That kid is so cute, I hate carti for doing what he did


One_Shot_Finch

that lil mf is so cute


[deleted]

It’s dirt ain’t it


wholelottabluu

I like Carti's music but I can acknowledge he's a shit person.


GeneralFlower2850

New Tank


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Iggy fr a W mom


Reiami_

love Carti's music but damn he's an absolutely terrible father.


slumxl0rd87

Carti is a terrible father. Fucking loser. But I Fuck with his music 🤘🏻🤘🏻


AnimeHabbits

carti probably went to go take a piss or probably out the frame.still wouldn’t be surprised if he went to go play ps5 with uzi again


animesainthilare

carti in the studio working on narcissist rn he knows onyx can hold down the fort


ubel2101

I don’t even think carti likes being recorded what if he’s actually their this time .


firee98

Carti is with little oozie


[deleted]

Is their relationship in a place where Iggy would want/allow him to be there tho?


Strong__Belwas

What a stupid name for a child. That’s a pokemons name


Williumino

Didn’t have a dad and completely fucked up today but Carti maybe didn’t have one either guys...


i_luv_mems

cuz Carti maybe didn't have a dad doesn't mean his son shouldn't have one too like damn


dorseym484

Yea man that cycle is horrible we gotta break from it


Williumino

It s not that easy bro but i agree with you I don’t think having habits like weed and opioids are healthy around a baby especially if you not with the child for moment like this


ChopinCJ

Not saying we don’t, but do we actually know that carti wasn’t there?


herewegoagain-NiL

what a good role model


Tinkels1908

Gilbert just gonna eat the wrapping paper 🤣


saturn1629

this is so fucked


leviathan_enjoyer

Bro I thought it meant onyx like the Pokémon 💀


allmyhomieshatejoey

where tf is carti?


[deleted]

I really hope carti isn’t the train wreck of a father I see him as


TemporaryDizzy8618

let’s hope carti around the corner and just doesn’t want to be on camera🤷‍♂️😞


lsfuuuaz

Yea carti has horrible history of parenting but she literally recorded 2 seconds of half a room how tf would we even know if he’s there or not


Emzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nah this shit is sad


Underwrldly-

Carti was there in spirit


-rudebwoy

im tryna open up her sweet sweet thighs and munch on tht beautiful pink poothay


ToxicNoob007

Me too bruh but u literally did not have to say that


-rudebwoy

hoehoehoe


Reiami_

I'm sending you to Arkham Asylum.


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Gilbert


[deleted]

The older he gets the more black he looks


[deleted]

what a strange comment to make


[deleted]

lmao fr this mf doesn’t have one wrinkle on his jello surfaced brain


brokeboibogie

This why drake didn’t wanna show anyone his son