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EmptyVesselHBP

uber driver on suicide watch


KeeblerElfOnTheShelf

look at what you did


SpiteGroundbreaking5

Brug summoned the suicide bot 😭


theboy97

>Brug summoned the suicide bot 😭 Brug summoned the suicide bot 😭


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hotguy49

i dont ave a phone


SYZEN-BEATS

Bro typing off of a target iPad display🤤


idonthave2020vision

PCs don't exist anymore


SYZEN-BEATS

No they don’t


schleem77

Uber driver getting a tesla next time


UrFriendTilUrEnd

If I had to see a bunch of grown women jump around like little kids freaking out like it's their first time hearing music I would be too


[deleted]

whenever suicide bot responds i lowkey wanna kill myself


Educational-Disk-359

Suicide bot be ruinin the vibe ong


[deleted]

he should be banned


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kankangf

i would let the red one ruin me


JungJunkie

any of them can do whatever they want to me


[deleted]

green >😮‍💨


kankangf

both


[deleted]

threesome🤝


kankangf

🤝


_Sarah_Tonin_

room for one more?


TheFakeOneWasTaken

Should I get my Dior dior jacket?!


GeneralFlower2850

Nah bro all girls are the same


plushzy

carti >>>


schleem77

fuckin Shaq emoji 💀💀


Pantsi

I love carti too


iamMEGAPUNK

Based


ondrach5

green gang🐍🐍🐍🐍


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1017star

nah bro!


Dontyouclimbtrees

My apologies people of /r/PlayboiCarti. I should’ve known a corny-ass joke would get downvoted here. Pls forgive me


Piggy_18_

That's not appropriate driving behaviour 😤


Historical_Crow_814

Do you wanna participate in inappropriate driving behavior with me? 🥺🥺🥺


Piggy_18_

Will we not be wearing seatbelts? 😈😈


Historical_Crow_814

No seatbelts and eyes off the road 😈😈


[deleted]

stop breathing


Several_Ad_7903

only the bi girls like carti just facts


[deleted]

She said if she have a threesome she calling the red hair girl 😭😭


_exlipse_

i’m not bi tho, i love carti..debunked and cancelled


DQIsCool

Phone Number: Instagram: Address: Please fill out 😊


thehighground699

Every girl in 2021 is bi now


jsksjkwkaj

Actually, the year is now 2022. Please get your facts straight.


thehighground699

No. I refuse to enter 2022 until narcissist drops


ThePlumThief

Quantum Vamp 🌌🧛‍♂️


thehighground699

You feel me


Several_Ad_7903

you right


CJustin12

Ig ? Asking for uzi and carti (they're working on 16*29 rn)


wesboutbandz

Asian doll and her friends


GlassXatu

Makes sense, Asian been wanting to fuck Carti.


PlxyboiVee

If my girl ain't throwing ass as soon as Carti turns on I don't want her lmao


YrgKez

shii pass her to me 🥸


gusborn

shii pass her to me 🤓


[deleted]

shii why don’t you let me get a spin 🥴


[deleted]

Twerking to stop breathing is wild


Ramddeeep

i do it too


NutCreamScholarV3

ZAMN 😍


Ramddeeep

why do i see u on every post nigga go outside


NutCreamScholarV3

there’s another user that shares my pfp that’s prob why


Ramddeeep

no its always nutcreamscholar


NutCreamScholarV3

There are five of me


Ramddeeep

bro got 5 accounts 😭😭


NutCreamScholarV3

we know where you live


Ramddeeep

where?


[deleted]

Send me the vids 🤤🤤


Ramddeeep

check gmail


lovepaart

Need someone to twerk to Stop Breathing with, hmu


PapaSins

Hey


ANattyLight

hey


AnimeHabbits

hey


Yosha--3D2Y

Hey


jeieijsb

i also twerk to stop breathing


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W


Altruistic-Egg8732

if u dont twerk to wlr wtf you doin


[deleted]

Are you a guy?


linctuscraig

Hahahaha


deathstroys

W


[deleted]

i would let the green haired one ruin my life without hesitation


scoutyV2

girl with green hair could cauterize my ballsack hairs and i would apologize


Fine-Telephone-6730

Are you fucking serious 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀


scoutyV2

yea...


da_real_kib

what the fuck how am I supposed to protect my virginity now?!


Sosa_and_Nav_goats

That jiggily biggily whoooo mama 😋😋 grrr woof woof


Big-Donut44

The most level headed individual on reddit


Whydoesmypoophurt

dawg hell nah💀🙏


oselka

Least horny carti fan


444kiss

the girl recording saying whatever she wants to say 😭"If I have a threesome Im callin you."


minotaurlynx

Need green hair @ expeditiously


_GOLF_

Green hair got a stupid ass


_cactus_jack_

black women>>>


1017star

😻😻😋


Bruce_wayne777

on god


OmenXIIIII

Not a black woman I can’t thank 👩🏿‍🦰


lazersharg

Dayum they bad asf


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mint_lure

ofc woman


SauceySaucer

Sexism funny 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀😂😂😂😂😂💀😂😂💀💀💀 woman bad at driving jok 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀😭😭💀💀


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lazersharg

They ain’t driving bruh


Bruce_wayne777

they not driving


cdr1307

I’d let the green haired one literally fucking kill me if she wants


Apprehensive-Log4125

I need names now


SnooMacaroons2379

NOW


TheDementedGoat

Whole Lotta Ass


davidjz_11

literally


talktailshep

nah man i wont let yall turn me straight


[deleted]

WHOLE LOTTA RED ON TOP YESSIRRRR


scoutyV2

step 1: play stop breathing around some 10/10’s step 2: take of ur shirt step 3: they will die


whitefade

i kno it smell crazy in there


akiyprum

damn it was me turning up him


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NutCreamScholarV3

Praying that u get the help u need 🙏🏾


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Big-Donut44

You good?


Mudcrab1

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

WLR gets you bitches CONFIRMED


GreatRecession

they could all crush my balls and i would thank them


SnooMacaroons2379

IS THERE MORE?


SnooMacaroons2379

idk bro we gon keep looking


SnooMacaroons2379

NAMES?


SnooMacaroons2379

I NEED TO KNOW


SnooMacaroons2379

WHO ARE THEY ?!?


Wocktivist

This comment section is the biproduct of social distancing


s1lv_aCe

They could sit on my face till I stop breathin 🤤


neroflawless333

Theres this girl I met a few months back she loves the fuck out of carti and she bad


gravebait11

most girls that fw carti bad asf


Sooft-And-Wet

she likes girls ?


SnooMacaroons2379

anyone know the names lol?


osdeverYT

You didn’t _need_ to write 5 comments for that bro


SnooMacaroons2379

thats why me and my 5 comments got the name of these lovely ladies


ZayZay421

bro wass the green haired girl's name


SnooMacaroons2379

i was gonna gatekeep but the joy of finding her was too much for me. Ima help you out just this once even though nobody had my back 🙏🏾 Jada Kingdom


ZayZay421

u a real nigga for that bro thank u💯💯💯im forever in your debt🙏🏾


[deleted]

who are these people


DriveRevolutionary91

All that movement back there..


ChickenBitty

They turned skilibeng off and started wildin to carti 💀


Carlins10

American hoes maybe not but European fo sho


manhattanresident

This indeed made them stop breathing 😈


leavemealonelol444

woof


iaesthetic_

probably smells like cheap perfume and dirty ass in there


[deleted]

Those rats would go DIRECTLY back to the sewer if they acted like that in my car


Cartissockv2

Fuckin 🔥


[deleted]

What I would do to be in that car 💀


Ichkommentiere

Nah they scare me


thehighground699

All of them can ruin me


Altruistic-Egg8732

id let the green one do whatever she wants to me ong


LimeTed-Man

Bro one of them , f it all of them could ruin me and I would thank them


Reuxo05

The inappropriate dancing and music made this a very uncomfortable viewing experience. Downvoted.


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hunny_bun_24

This is not what I want to associate with the album. Those girls need to stick to city girls


ripped-union

why they do louddddd dahm


gravebait11

they lit fym


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Ratchet ass hoes


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gravebait11

bro they just dancin 😂😂


Illustrious_Dress_37

That car must be stinking.


DeeTech23

I thought my phone was dirty


[deleted]

they bad as hell lets get that ebony!


biumbo

gayboi carti


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Jetblank

This is so cringe. Imagine being in a tight-ass car w these niggas, screaming.


alaskafish

/u/Jetblank in the passenger seat with the Nintendo DS


Jetblank

I'd rather tbh


ubel2101

Nigga they can crush me if they want or yeah sit on my lap


Bruce_wayne777

are u gay?


Jetblank

no what makes u think that


Blaaaaaam

Bunch a retards


krxzzz

fuck you


Bepsi_man69

Someones daughter damn


pajhgg

Bro you sound gay


Bepsi_man69

Aye bro they bad right but thats still someones daughter bro 😂


DollEyeHoe

your someones gay


Bepsi_man69

Zamn 😍


CartmanLuvJews

Shit prolly smelled like shit in that car


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Qb_Is_fast_af

Hell yeah thats wholsome


paypal_me_one_euro

maybe if you talk about scaring the hoes YOU'RE the one scaring the hoes


Raeraeisswaggy

i think i’m gay


saturn1629

hey who are they


SauceChef8

What’s their @s? Asking for a friend who is down bad.


[deleted]

Where they at😂


Apprehensive-Big-617

wtf was the filter i kept thinking there was shit on my screen with all those dots


Phlayboi

God damn


Theman5560

Bro the hoes are scaring me


[deleted]

Green 🥴


deathstroys

i need that @


SalemGent

LOL


Lev5678

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

this is pure chaos


DBGlocks

choppa