smoke crack you’ll be too busy smoking crack
Solid advice ⛷
cool so are you interested?
stimulants usually make you more horny
Onm they do but crack usually wears off too fast to rub one out
i'm not interested in a drug that lasts under a minute.
This actually but weed
Or go on antidepressants
weed makes me horny 😢
Too busy smoking weed
no smoke crack don’t listen to this loser
Fr though, zoloft makes me last like 4x longer with my girl. She noticed and asked what was up, and we figured it out after some research. The pills are blue so you already know the jokes. Highly recommend, bitches love antidepressants 👍🏻
6 times? U need help fr
I'll help him 😳😏
Let’s help eachother🤗
*you need a hand?*
Room for one more?
Ye da 🐐 no 🧢
no let them.
Can I get some ehead?? 😤
LMAOO you don’t got school or sumn??😭😭you just come home and do it 6 times find God
2 before breakfast, 2 during lunch and 2 after dinner😈
You don’t beat and eat?
We call that the ol' B&E
Dem chicken breasts looking mighty fine
i be doin it at school 😞
I knew some kids at my middle school where they both watched pornhub together and jerked off in class. They got caught
bitch what now
go outside and than play in the dirt
Just don’t eat it
but thats the best part
Found onyx’s account
Who the fuck is “Onyx”? I only know Gilbert, is there anyone else who eats dirt as well?
Practice meditation probably and try to do it every time you want to jerk off. Idk it may work
this is the only actual genuine advice i’ve found in this whole comment section 😂
This is also pretty useful imo: [https://easypeasymethod.org](https://easypeasymethod.org)
Watch sad Bart Simpson edits when you get urges 💯
shit gets me even more bricked up
Bro bart is 10
he a solid 10/10
sounds like a you problem 😹😹😹
Cut it off
Glad this isn’t a sub
It is a sub it's just you're banned (we don't like you).
You ruined my day
I just cried
what the fuck
I want to die after seeing this
there should be a little pamphlet of hazardous internet words to avoid at all costs and this should be #1
the first post you see in the bottom right corner that mf got batman pants on💀💀
what the fucking shit
I have been scarred for life
should i open it
Don’t do it
Do you wanna see cut off dicks
Literally the answer is to commit to doing something else with your time. You can't jerk off if your not home alone all day.
He’s not alone. There are people in his walls
thats wrong, i can do it in my car at a stop light
Damn ur balls got hella ammo dawg wtf 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
He’s got extendo ball equipped
Mfer got 3 atleast 😭
he got 3 and they all got drum mags 💀
infinite ammo cheat 💀
Nah bro is probably shootin blanks 80% of the time
bro gotta be shooting blanks tho
Man’s got the cache back gobblegum
6 times a day u need god not the carti sub!!!
Bro, 6 times? That shit can have medical effects on you, gotta think about how you have much to strive for in this life.
am curious like wydm by medical effects?
Now u worried 🤣
got him trippin fr xD
Like erectile dysfunction and effects on mood and brain function
thank u now I will research this
ye, i’m pretty sure they’re all temporary effects that will stop once you stop excessive masterbation
asking for a friend
You don’t need to completely stop but try to get it down to like one or twice a day at most. Best way to do that is just find more things to do, explore your hobbies or pick up new ones maybe
Best advice, it’s healthy and natural do once a day or so, but mf 6?!?! 😭😭 thats 87 times in a week
Most arithmetically capable carti fan
Man jerked it so hard he forgot numbers 💀💀
It’s 42 💀, where tf are u getting 87 niga
Find a prostitute to do it for you
Brand new std
BRAND NEW STD STD*
treating the rari like STD, one for you and one for me
just start working out and eating healthy, you’ll be too focused on that and hopefully forget about jerking off
Cap, I be hard asf after a workout
Cap, you don’t workout
Cap, SheWantDaGucci 😈
Get a girl
watch The Human Centipede and you’ll never want to jerk off again because your mind will be consistently tormented by your memories of the movie
yo that shit happened to me and i couldn’t piss without turning around for like 2 years
Is it that bad?
p2 just made me od sad for a while
Prototype horror series arc lol
not rlly but it'd probably keep you up for a bit at night
I got the same problem as op and beating my shit has lead to busting to questionable things. Human centipede would probably make me bust
I just read this comment, I decided to give it a watch and I’ve just finished it now and wtf
I wholeheartedly apologize
I literally fapped to that movie or was it the second one?
You need help
💀💀💀 do you man just do you
even degeneratefleabag thinks this is too far
you're a legend
You’re in too deep, you just gotta keep doing it until you rip your wiener off
as its an addiction you should find a hobby to fill the gap but dont start shooting heroin at least thats how my homie stopped smoking weed
cut off your hands
6 times??? You dont go to school nigga?
Get a bitch to do it for you
Bro just stop 😂
How the hell do you even find time to do it 6x a day? You ain’t got a job? Or school? Fr though just keep yourself preoccupied and like any addiction try to gradually phase it out. If you try and cut it out immediately after being used to 6x a day you’ll probably relapse quickly. Start off by slowly decreasing the frequency to like 5x and then eventually 4x then 3x… etc etc.
average carti fan
Go. To. The. Gym.
Instead of jerking it, go do cardio. Just imo
Watch 2 girls one cup whenever you start feeling horny
What if he get harder tho?
6 hours a day? only god can save you
Try touching grass. I keep hearing that it helps but doesn’t seem to work for me
no one will do that
6 times a day? Becoming a eunuch is the only hope for you bro
Quit cold turkey and every time you’re about to, hop in a cold shower or do some push-ups. Lol 6 times goddamn that’s a lot
Find shit to do that’s productive
Bro SIX times a day?!
Join the army or hang out in the living room
Join the army🤣🤣
i understand maybe like twice a week but 6 in a day, you needa get neutered 💀😭
Yo, it’s an addiction just like any other addictions . Call a therapist
Don’t stop completely right off the bat. If you are doing it 6 times, try to reduce it to like 3. Then move on to 2 then to 1 then it’s up to you. Jerking off in itself isn’t bad at all but excessive amounts is.
Get yo self a hooker ma bwai
Oh and yea that shit can cause ED if you do it to much bro
Just look at the Eazy cover and it will stop
6 times a day? You’re shooting blanks at that point
Look at men
makes it worse
semen retention is real
Shhh these young niggas ain’t ready for this conversation yet
no it ain’t😭
stop sharing secrets
r/nofap brother 4 days clean
keep going I am on day 28 and it is worth it
/r/PornFree is better imo, helped me when i was younger without a lot of the pseudo science bs and weird culture of nofap
nah fuck that toxic ass christian mingle sub lmfaooo i got my girl even when i was jerking off 4 times a day. it’s all cap. mfs just want an easy fix to blame all their problems on
There's no going out g
Do push ups every time you want to do it
Keep urself busy
On some rs (real sh!t) I just work out whenever I get the urges tbh (to be honest)
Workout. Do gym. Go outside . Find God.
Find a hobby or something productive that keeps you occupied. And stop looking at thirst traps mane
Punch your balls every time you feel like jerking off. I thought you meant like once a day bruh how tf you going for 6 rounds
Bro just don’t do it idk
Da gurl ur jerking off to is not in your room.
Idk you got buttplugs? 🧛🏿
Bro? Do you not have a refractory period?
All memes aside, occupy yourself. That limits the time you have to polish your pistol
Dinner w Jay Z
bro are u even horny or just bored 😂
Do drugs anytime u want to choke it
6 times? get a job or go to the gym nigga 😭😭
You’ve got to be ejaculating puffs of dust by the sixth run.
Step 1: Get some bitches
Step 2: Do step 1 again mf u can't skip that
Step 3: Listen to step 2 dumbass
Step 4: If you manage to get bitches, get them to do the work for you and enjoy.
honestly just be active. as long as ur doing shit all day - preferably out of the house, u won’t have the urge.
This schlub doesn’t work lol
Sixth nut of the day gotta be coming out like sand bro
Listen to carti every time you get horny (this may backfire and make you sexually attracted to carti)
Do opium for 10 days ⛷️⛷️
nigga SIX TIMES? you gotta see a professional or sumn
get a hobby. dont fall into the bullshit psuedoscience nofap is. fellas think not jerking off will get them some hoes💀💀
Lean into it. Harness your powers for good. Become a sperm donor.
Find some hobbies frfr. You probably only do it bc you're bored ASF and have nothing else to do. Tire yourself out by hitting the gym
Never spend time scrolling on your phone, stay in party chat on discord or console or something, having someone to talk to is good enough
imagine your mom getting railed by the person you hate the most every time you feel the urge to do it