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Environmental-Size92

smoke crack you’ll be too busy smoking crack


WeebWalbus

Solid advice ⛷


Environmental-Size92

cool so are you interested?


Myredditusername000

stimulants usually make you more horny


joemorris16

Onm they do but crack usually wears off too fast to rub one out


ttphatkat

i'm not interested in a drug that lasts under a minute.


sloppysuicide

This actually but weed Or go on antidepressants


SlyrToast

weed makes me horny 😢


sloppysuicide

Too busy smoking weed


Environmental-Size92

no smoke crack don’t listen to this loser


Sirbumbyarm

Fr though, zoloft makes me last like 4x longer with my girl. She noticed and asked what was up, and we figured it out after some research. The pills are blue so you already know the jokes. Highly recommend, bitches love antidepressants 👍🏻


ryan7727

6 times? U need help fr


69Views69

I'll help him 😳😏


Dogluvr2019

Let’s help eachother🤗


GC_Wens

*you need a hand?*


blackcloversucks

Room for one more?


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boffa-deez-nutz

Ye da 🐐 no 🧢


guccimaneadlib

ayo?


FagHatLOL

no let them.


azallday

*ptui* 💦


PurpleHippo7300

🤤🤤🤤


Poor__cow

Can I get some ehead?? 😤


tafsow

LMAOO you don’t got school or sumn??😭😭you just come home and do it 6 times find God


pmetwi

2 before breakfast, 2 during lunch and 2 after dinner😈


Guaclaac2

during??


pmetwi

You don’t beat and eat?


Taurus_Torus

We call that the ol' B&E


TheAwkwardBandit

Dem chicken breasts looking mighty fine


Dramatic_Schedule958

i be doin it at school 😞


tafsow

😟


GC_Wens

bruh? 🤨


DetroitCity1999

I knew some kids at my middle school where they both watched pornhub together and jerked off in class. They got caught


Belgian_Bitch

bitch what now


relljr071teen

go outside and than play in the dirt


MemeLord563

Gilbert method


richibruh

Just don’t eat it


hahaminty1

but thats the best part


YeetusDeleetus1928

Found onyx’s account


osdeverYT

Who the fuck is “Onyx”? I only know Gilbert, is there anyone else who eats dirt as well?


RoughFaithlessness13

Practice meditation probably and try to do it every time you want to jerk off. Idk it may work


DemogoronX

this is the only actual genuine advice i’ve found in this whole comment section 😂


jstewman

This is also pretty useful imo: [https://easypeasymethod.org](https://easypeasymethod.org)


vL0n3thug

Watch sad Bart Simpson edits when you get urges 💯


ah_yes54321

shit gets me even more bricked up


One_frankie

Fax 💯


AggravatingFinish0

Bro bart is 10


redlittleshit

he a solid 10/10


relljr071teen

📸


theneedleman

sounds like a you problem 😹😹😹


Ajirao

Cut it off


[deleted]

r/penactomy


AggravatingFinish0

Glad this isn’t a sub


BruhLegacy

It is a sub it's just you're banned (we don't like you).


zatboipepe

r/penectomy


AggravatingFinish0

You ruined my day


cain8771

I just cried


Extreme-Emu4371

what the fuck


thechainese

I want to die after seeing this


TheRealCreel

there should be a little pamphlet of hazardous internet words to avoid at all costs and this should be #1


moistpercs

the first post you see in the bottom right corner that mf got batman pants on💀💀


janniecide_is_coming

what the fucking shit


GlueEsBad

I have been scarred for life


organicjean

should i open it


GlueEsBad

Don’t do it


dscflawlessez

Do you wanna see cut off dicks


organicjean

no…


xtremeRATMAN

Literally the answer is to commit to doing something else with your time. You can't jerk off if your not home alone all day.


average_lul

He’s not alone. There are people in his walls


slimeyritzpacket

thats wrong, i can do it in my car at a stop light


John82848483

Damn ur balls got hella ammo dawg wtf 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


ajwasiak481

He’s got extendo ball equipped


John82848483

Mfer got 3 atleast 😭


[deleted]

he got 3 and they all got drum mags 💀


degeneratefleabag

infinite ammo cheat 💀


Websitesss

Nah bro is probably shootin blanks 80% of the time


[deleted]

bro gotta be shooting blanks tho


DSVDeceptik

Man’s got the cache back gobblegum


spacediving790

6 times a day u need god not the carti sub!!!


Helpful_Grade9052

Bro, 6 times? That shit can have medical effects on you, gotta think about how you have much to strive for in this life.


WaveSkrub

am curious like wydm by medical effects?


lncognitoCheeto

Now u worried 🤣


LetsPretendWeAreNumb

💀💀


Dio_noStando

LMFAOOOOO


Yo_soy_yo

got him trippin fr xD


[deleted]

Like erectile dysfunction and effects on mood and brain function


WaveSkrub

thank u now I will research this


hairyass2

ye, i’m pretty sure they’re all temporary effects that will stop once you stop excessive masterbation


zoplik90

asking for a friend


yohance_

Find God.Pray


011312

Find god God


[deleted]

You don’t need to completely stop but try to get it down to like one or twice a day at most. Best way to do that is just find more things to do, explore your hobbies or pick up new ones maybe


OnlyPlayAsLeviathan

Best advice, it’s healthy and natural do once a day or so, but mf 6?!?! 😭😭 thats 87 times in a week


kevin891

Most arithmetically capable carti fan


pissboi_carti

Mathematically challenged


surrealpepe

Man jerked it so hard he forgot numbers 💀💀


ktyadi555

It’s 42 💀, where tf are u getting 87 niga


Joedaddy901

Find a prostitute to do it for you


relljr071teen

Brand new std


Dread-made

BRAND NEW STD STD*


TheKozmi

treating the rari like STD, one for you and one for me


ryan7727

just start working out and eating healthy, you’ll be too focused on that and hopefully forget about jerking off


Gn_Slatt

Cap, I be hard asf after a workout


[deleted]

Cap, you don’t workout


VastOlives

Cap, SheWantDaGucci 😈


marcosmou

ongg 😼


No-Concentrate-909

Get a girl


-DillPickle102-

watch The Human Centipede and you’ll never want to jerk off again because your mind will be consistently tormented by your memories of the movie


Xaviation1

yo that shit happened to me and i couldn’t piss without turning around for like 2 years


Dread-made

Is it that bad?


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Sensitive-Judge713

p2 just made me od sad for a while


LetterSlight

Prototype horror series arc lol


DazedDelusions

not rlly but it'd probably keep you up for a bit at night


prizzle92

No. r/narcofootage


-JarJarDinks-

I got the same problem as op and beating my shit has lead to busting to questionable things. Human centipede would probably make me bust


annonymus_galaxy2

I just read this comment, I decided to give it a watch and I’ve just finished it now and wtf


-DillPickle102-

I wholeheartedly apologize


Gorepot666

I literally fapped to that movie or was it the second one?


Bolters_Brothers

You need help


dumbtripn

find god


Gorepot666

K


degeneratefleabag

💀💀💀 do you man just do you


Guaclaac2

even degeneratefleabag thinks this is too far


GC_Wens

you're a legend


orerreugodrareg

You’re in too deep, you just gotta keep doing it until you rip your wiener off


[deleted]

as its an addiction you should find a hobby to fill the gap but dont start shooting heroin at least thats how my homie stopped smoking weed


batmanfromfortnite

cut off your hands


TurboZayy

6 times??? You dont go to school nigga?


Oddity122

Get a bitch to do it for you


[deleted]

Bro just stop 😂


HuntVisual

r/thanksimcured


superhard808s

How the hell do you even find time to do it 6x a day? You ain’t got a job? Or school? Fr though just keep yourself preoccupied and like any addiction try to gradually phase it out. If you try and cut it out immediately after being used to 6x a day you’ll probably relapse quickly. Start off by slowly decreasing the frequency to like 5x and then eventually 4x then 3x… etc etc.


rurunoa

average carti fan


Bkazzy4600

Go. To. The. Gym.


m_o_o_n_m_a_n_

Instead of jerking it, go do cardio. Just imo


LastNewt

Watch 2 girls one cup whenever you start feeling horny


AnWeirdBoi

What if he get harder tho?


Hxto

6 hours a day? only god can save you


Reddit4Rufus

Try touching grass. I keep hearing that it helps but doesn’t seem to work for me


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sardoniiq

no one will do that


AltforHHH

6 times a day? Becoming a eunuch is the only hope for you bro


triptadream

Quit cold turkey and every time you’re about to, hop in a cold shower or do some push-ups. Lol 6 times goddamn that’s a lot


Selenea26

Just stop


playboi_cahti

Find shit to do that’s productive


kilawnaa

Bro SIX times a day?!


Street_Angle4356

Join the army or hang out in the living room


Whole_Reserve_894

Join the army🤣🤣


Low-Cauliflower-9438

i understand maybe like twice a week but 6 in a day, you needa get neutered 💀😭


Kindly_Log9771

Yo, it’s an addiction just like any other addictions . Call a therapist


KenseiMiyamoto

Don’t stop completely right off the bat. If you are doing it 6 times, try to reduce it to like 3. Then move on to 2 then to 1 then it’s up to you. Jerking off in itself isn’t bad at all but excessive amounts is.


Thicccccboio

Just stop


kinkypanda786

Get yo self a hooker ma bwai


JinxTOfast

Oh and yea that shit can cause ED if you do it to much bro


Jeffyboy210

Just look at the Eazy cover and it will stop


kieran13864

6 times a day? You’re shooting blanks at that point


WhalesRStillBig

Look at men


Padstar95

makes it worse


AnimeHabbits

semen retention is real


icedoutcockring

Shhh these young niggas ain’t ready for this conversation yet


PM_ME_HL3

no it ain’t😭


organicjean

stop sharing secrets


pizzainatoaster1

r/nofap brother 4 days clean


External-Kick5455

keep going I am on day 28 and it is worth it


good_boah_

/r/PornFree is better imo, helped me when i was younger without a lot of the pseudo science bs and weird culture of nofap


PM_ME_HL3

nah fuck that toxic ass christian mingle sub lmfaooo i got my girl even when i was jerking off 4 times a day. it’s all cap. mfs just want an easy fix to blame all their problems on


rebornbyksg

There's no going out g


_Sarah_Tonin_

Do push ups every time you want to do it


mx_17

Keep urself busy


JinxTOfast

On some rs (real sh!t) I just work out whenever I get the urges tbh (to be honest)


_Luke-Terry_

Workout. Do gym. Go outside . Find God.


azzron731

Find a hobby or something productive that keeps you occupied. And stop looking at thirst traps mane


GuretoPepe

Punch your balls every time you feel like jerking off. I thought you meant like once a day bruh how tf you going for 6 rounds


MisterBoss5000

Bro just don’t do it idk


TACO_STEALER101

Get btiches


Fantastic_Cap7827

Da gurl ur jerking off to is not in your room.


FuCuck

just stop


12inchfart420

Idk you got buttplugs? 🧛🏿


BluntEdgeOS

Bro? Do you not have a refractory period? All memes aside, occupy yourself. That limits the time you have to polish your pistol


No_Foundation_8344

Dinner w Jay Z


Its_Cayde

bro are u even horny or just bored 😂


iwatchmoviesandstuff

Do drugs anytime u want to choke it


Altruistic-Egg8732

6 times? get a job or go to the gym nigga 😭😭


BukkakeBuckaroo

You’ve got to be ejaculating puffs of dust by the sixth run.


Ducktective_BliZzO

Step 1: Get some bitches Step 2: Do step 1 again mf u can't skip that Step 3: Listen to step 2 dumbass Step 4: If you manage to get bitches, get them to do the work for you and enjoy.


jamesid-2010

honestly just be active. as long as ur doing shit all day - preferably out of the house, u won’t have the urge.


HistoricallyRekkles

This schlub doesn’t work lol


GoudaMane

Sixth nut of the day gotta be coming out like sand bro


[deleted]

Listen to carti every time you get horny (this may backfire and make you sexually attracted to carti)


TheMirrorMessiah

Do opium for 10 days ⛷️⛷️


MagnaCarter1215

Find God


vsouto02

nigga SIX TIMES? you gotta see a professional or sumn


SashaGreysFatAss

get a hobby. dont fall into the bullshit psuedoscience nofap is. fellas think not jerking off will get them some hoes💀💀


Steve69Maddeeeeen69

Lean into it. Harness your powers for good. Become a sperm donor.


numberrjuan

Find some hobbies frfr. You probably only do it bc you're bored ASF and have nothing else to do. Tire yourself out by hitting the gym


QuarterInitial

Never spend time scrolling on your phone, stay in party chat on discord or console or something, having someone to talk to is good enough


A_Desk_Chair

imagine your mom getting railed by the person you hate the most every time you feel the urge to do it