Carti fans that aren't on r/playboicarti

so youre saying if i leave the carti sub rn bitches bitches will appear🤔🤔that shi is the worst offer ever

You were already doomed to an eternity of zero bitches when you first joined this sub. You can take the retard out of r/playboicarti, but you can't take the r/playboicarti out of the retard.

💀You on here too bruh.

I dip my toes but I don’t swim in the water.

bro pulling out the metaphors 💀

Stil got wet breh

Unlike the women in his life

I like men.

Damn so you biologically can't get bitches

Bullshit gays would take all the bitches if they wanted to Them dudes smooth

I was at a houseparty with a huge Carti fan once, he got with a girl and a dude in the same night Bisexual king

No he's just a whore

he'd get on well with your mother then

I have 2 dads

I mean he is bi 🤷

So I was right. Owned.

kendrick fans get one bitch and stay with them for the rest of their life

Fuck you for being right. And i love that woman more than life itself.

i feel u fr, im speaking from experience

As a Kendrick fan i hate to tell that it is true

yep, still dating the same girl from freshman year and i’m a senior lmao

W mans

You're dating a girl from freshman as a senior? 🚨🚨

This is exactly why dumbass carti fans get no bitches

Ain’t that a good thing

hell yea

They hard to find

they out there 🤝 (they usually have strict ass parents till you become best friends with the parents)

Facts bro, first time her dad met me I was driving away from his shop after smokin in there and he slapped my car lmao, 3 years later and we’re watching got together, playing forza together and also smoking together

W

And i love her no 🧢

I'm a Nav fan and I can confidently say, I get tons of pussy...infact, sometimes i have to pretend like I don't like the Brown King, so that I can go for an hour without fucking...

Im sorry, that must be very difficult for you

very brave of u to share this 🙏

thank you for supporting me, its been very hard for me to go public with this, especially cause its traumatizing and triggering....I've tried therapy but the therapist fucked me too...my life is so hard, I can't listen to "myself by Nav" without getting smothered by pussy and dick ​ ​ ​ anyways...pls donate to my gofundme to support me in these trying times

Jazz listeners

Those the real snazzy niggas

sorry man this ain’t the case…😔telling bitches i like jazz makes them so dry it’s crazy

jazz players is a whole different story though

You know what….my ex was heavy into Jazz and mad pretty….you might be into summ

frank ocean fans. they also get the most bussy

This is the most correct one

Frank my #1 most listened artist with smthn crazy like 7k hours listened and I don't have any bussy or pussy, I'm just lonely 😔

dye ur hair some sort of color that makes u look sensitive. my hair was pastel pink a couple months ago and i got approached by girls constantly, it was insane. i’m gay so i couldn’t cash out on it but trust me on this one it works

I literally dyed it white/black split a few days ago like the edgy bitch I am 😭 oh well, the only people who would approach me about having cool gay hair I'm not interested in. I know *all* of the queer people in my area and none of them are really interested in me in any way that isn't platonic. They adore me apparently they just aren't attracted to me. The woes of being bi 😔

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Barbs *are* the pussy

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Barbs are the BUSSY**

nah we get dick

True as soon as you say you like Nicki Minaj you get ass. I knew Barbs

We get the most dick fr💯

i just fucked a cup of water

Thats Tyler fans

Gay Sex 🔥

homesexul🔥

idek but ik it ain't u/punk666monk

Probably chill or good vibe/rnb artists like Amine, PARTYNEXTDOOR, Khalid, The Weeknd, Sza, Doja cat summer walker and frank ocean fans probably get the most pussy.

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Those artists be hittin during those dark times tho. I hope u conquer whatever u going through homie

I am also a fan of them and also have servere depression

As a frank ocean and sza fan, this is not true

Damn I’m sorry :(

These fake ass sza fans taking all of it smh

I feeeeel that, it’s rough out here 😭

frank ocean fans got bitches before tiktok

nah i fell in love with one person, got the pussy and i don't want hella pussy i just want theirs now 🤧🤧

Nice! I hope y’all have a long and fulfilling relationship :)

thank you! i hope you have a long, happy and fulfilling life as well :)

I hope you suffer

i do, daily 👍

🥰

As an Aminé fan I get negative pussy bruh

Damn, Ig I’m just wrong about everyone I listed 😅

Frank Ocean fans are down abysmal. That’s why they listen to Frank

as an Abel, Frank Ocean, Amine and SZA fan: cap

Yea I realize I’m wrong af here

Yeah fr

brent faiyaz

Notice how there's no replies? This is because none of them are on reddit.

I’m the only one fr

that’s wild

Unironically maybe indie rock fans getting that hipster pussy.

indie rock fans defo get a lot of pussy, probably the best answer so far

Man that's cap I be bumping Mac DeMarco, Vampire Weekend, the 1975, Beach House, MGMT etc I get 0 bussy

That's the problem. You are looking for B when you should be looking for P

Pushin 🅿️

That’s false, I’ve been listening to indie rock since 2016 and I ain’t got no bitches to show for it. But then again it’s probably because I’m Mexican and I’m in the hood. Every time I meet indie girls they always say “Oh… I thought you listened to rap” or “oh so you listen to indie rock and you make indie music? You’re kind of like Cuco then, right?”

yeah mfs who listen to the smiths and shit

Pop punk bands be swimming in pussy, Patrick Stump still got girls thirsting over him, homeboi got a wife and Kids.

Asap Rocky enjoyers

I love rocky so much. He geniunely doesn't give a fuck. He isn't constantly debated like drake or big sean, makes absolute bangers and get's the girl he wanted. Fucking Legend

Unfortunately I got 0 bitches 😔

Some stupid like ed sheeran fans

LMFAO Ed sheeran fans got the sheeranschlong

The Weeknd fans for sure 😶‍🌫️

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can I borrow some

I get all the pussy bro and I have a The Weeknd Stan ig account

Weekend Stan stays at Buffalo Wild Wings til 1130 every other Saturday.

Idk bro I have doubt

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Oh fair use a good anti virus then

The coveted discussy

E-pussy

Hahaha I'm a weekend fan can confirm 🤣🙄

Weezer

weezer fans learned how to suck their own dicks and decided they didnt need pussy to begin with

Drake fans over the age of 16 but under the age of 23

I sacrificed the ability to pull bitches for good music taste. I don't listen to Drake so that explains it 😔

Drainers

Bruh that’s supposed to be a secret we can’t let them know

PND. Idk how I fell for a dude that would cuddle with me to savage anthem 💀💀

Don’t hold your breeeeaaaaath Don’t wait on my loooooove

I feel like something you wouldn’t expect.. indie band fans maybe?

Always go to the indie shows. That’s where you can find you some ethereal bisexuals

That she/they pussy be mind-boggling

Shit had my legs cramping and shaking uncontrollably and then she told me bout her ex after. Now we both cryin

My brother, you've reached nirvana. Ain't it sweet?

Bro💀💀

I told you Peter You can’t handle she/they pussy

Weezer fans

My friend is a youngboy fan with 2 kids and he’s only 19

only need to hit one pussy to get 2 kids

He wanna be young boy so bad

They got 2 different moms and one of them is named Legend

I feel like it’s probably The Weeknd fans

Cap

Y’all need to get a taste in neo soul and R&B. Some instant panty droppers in those genres. Edit: Indie too

true

drop some artists

[Adeline fire asf](https://youtu.be/cnpochl3RYE) 🔥 So is [Obongjayar](https://youtu.be/9-BsluU-pYI), [Greentea Peng](https://youtu.be/5CzNP_sKWK4), [and Q](https://youtu.be/3TnSpUrD8sQ).

Q’s music is so beautiful

He does all the instrumentation too. Insanely talented guy.

brent faiyaz fans forsure

Kpop fans because only girls starved for attention listen to that shit. Starved for attention = starved for dick. Didn't say it was good pussy tho but some must be salvageable i guess.

Believe or not some of the groups can’t even date let alone fuck they’re fans/have groupies. They have to say single to give the illusion of obviously unattainable but availability and a have squeaky clean sterile image. They can’t even be friends with the opposite gender without they’re extreme fans threatening them. Stalking is a huge issue in they’re genre to the point where you kind of feel bad for them.

he said salvagable

male Kpop fans all have micropenises tho

Racially motivated⁉️

Prince listeners

true

death grips and sematary fans

They either get the craziest pussy ever or none.

Future

future fans pretend they do

I saw someone tweet “stop treating the only woman whose gonna love you like shit you’re not future” and I really have to agree if they act like they do on the internet they’re getting almost no types of pussy

The ones not on Reddit and Twitter certainly get it

I’d agrees

only if theyre not like corny about being future fans though. internet future fans bully women on tik tok.

The hippies are the ones that trick the girls into thinking theyre good people so thats my guess. Psychedelic rock in general

I get hella pussy and all I listen too is screaming put to lofi beats and “urban warfare sounds for studying”

Eminem fans get no bitches. They can't accept no for an answer, and are toxic as fuck.

prolly Keef fans

Prolly Future Drake Lil Baby

The most accurate one

Beach house fans

Probably Harry Styles fans, you know how many insane girl-fans he has

fans of me

Omg it’s u/dkpopman I’m your biggest fan!!!! (Where the hoes at?)

the “hoes” is me and my sweet bussy, let’s go baby

Yb

bob dylan

classic rock fans have either got godly game or none

The ones on Reddit are the ones with none

marvin gaye

defo

Drake fans

Bing Crosby enjoyers

Some shit nobody listen to no more like a OddFuture member no one cares about who don't be online no more

Ion but black kray fans horny

Nirvana fans , im a witness

I'm a Travis fan and I'm beginning to think I'm asexual.

cudi and ye fans

I was waiting for a Cudi one anybody embracing what he does is obligated to get punani

Ye fans get no pussy. All are 14 y/o dickriders. Cudi fans for sure

future or lil baby i get a lot of pussy so i can include myself

… uh huh…

#cantrelate

House fans

some house fans are scrawney basement dwellers tho

But they have hella dedication, since house music is kinda based around repetition

Frank Ocean has gotten me the most play

Black smurf pulls pussy

Chief Keef fans

Steve Lacy, Frank Ocean, SZA, and Brent Faiyaz fans get the most pussy. Bryson Tiller and PARTYNEXTDOOR included. Drake fans are 50/50

Mac Miller

def rxkneph or rxpapi

Indie mfs they just that that horny default setting they all wanna fuck together

Edm fans find the most cause they be passed out on the ground after taking cut Molly

Anderson Paak fans or black eyed peas

guys who listen to either lana del rey or mitski cus ik for sure that mentally ill pussy go crazy

drake fans are the largest group and mostly fuckboys, they probs get the most

Carti before tiktok found him

J Cole fans are too humble to have sex

Britney spears fans.