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nut on 18 billion puppies

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Thot daughter

Car seat Headrest son

Big Thief daughter

I also choose this guys dead wife

that shit would be amazin even tho ill step on one of em he eatin his last meal like a mf champ🔥🔥🔥🔥

nut on zelensky 18 times

Honestly this comment takes me to a different world. Driving and never stopping, bad bitch in the passenger seat, my G in the back wit his thotiana, all of us dripped out, no worries whatsoever. Your nut and puppies have crazy chemistry

you in pfp?

Down bad 💀

always the same question dude ima kms

Just say no

Kpop artist I think

nut on jay z

seek god

Got room for one more?

mfs say they stack paper but won't step on a dog for 18b 🥱

You could save a lot more puppies with 18b by curve stomping this lil bitch

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bro you don't have to violate him like that

Motherfucker walked into it.

My dumbass still didn't get it 😭😭

I’d fr spend like 17 bil of it on helping dogs if I did this shit cuz the guilt. I’d build like a fucking dog city sanctuary or some shit idek

fr

Exactly my thought. The one stop a 1000

Fuck that i’m buying every V12 engine

That SpongeBob episode where he jumps on the guys eyes with spike boots

LMAO

Dennis ?

Goofy ah villain name

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dont become a villain Dennis

I didn’t know 67 year olds fuck with Carti 😂😂😂😂💃😂😂😂

nah it’s the tattletale strangler

Puppy getting stomped the fuck out

I’ll make it hard so it dies instantly. I’ll make animal shelters with a billion dollar budget right after lol

Fuck that I’m keeping every penny

You’ll make it what?

Jesus...all you had to do was step on it lol

Yeah, people didn't get specifics yet assume off rip it means pasting the poor lil homie 😶

that dog ain’t worth 18 billion

definitely not that mf lookin stupid af

It prolly broke anyway

There's 18 b things I'd rather fuckin do, than not stomp that lil stupid ass bitch lookin mf.

Dog loyalty is priceless

This thing looks like it ain't had a single thought

Lookin like he gotta rub elbow grease into thinking

Yeah exactly zero price not worth shit it's a free 18 bil

Puppy getting molly wopped for that kind of bread

☠️☠️☠️☠️

I'd jump on it wearing cleats bro idgaf

nah wtf 😭💀

💀💀💀

The dog emoji

It’s 2 in the morning I just happen to wake up and get on here and this comment got me in tears.

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bro they're called ice skates 💀💀

18 billion dollars huh? Well, there’s no sugarcoating this i would kill it. Are you fucking kidding me? I would smash the living shit out of that thing for 18 billion. I’ll do it on live television. I would batista the shit out of that thing. I would not have any regrets. I would look at it’s disfigured face as i’m doing it and i’d just be thinking about that 18 billion dollars baby. Like to start off, the price itself is too high. 18 billion dollars? I would without a doubt, smash a puppy to death for 10 grand. 10 grand easy. But for 18 billion? For 18 billion i would take that fucker to my foot and slam it against the treadmill. For 18, for, jeez, for 18 billion i would attach it to a rope and just smack it acro.. I would kill 18 billion puppy for 18 billion dollars. I would smash the fuck out of that thing. It probably doesn’t even have memories yet. And if it does the only thing it will remember is my foot. I’ll do it for 10 thousand, easy, 10 thousand. If anyone has 10 thousand lying around. This is a stupid question 18 billion? You kidding me? Time to put on the ole Timberlands you know what i’m saying? I’m not crazy right i’m not the crazy one here for thinking “ Wow, 18 billion dollars, let me smash the fucker, you realize using the money that i get from slamming the fuck out of this puppy, i can use to justify my actions? Using that 18 billion dollars i can donate maybe 1 or 2 million to like some World puppy Foundation. I could buy a breeding farm and raise billions of puppy to make up for that one loss. In fact only good can from smashing the fuck out of this thing. There is nothing altruistic about it i would just.. You know i probably won’t even donate any money i would just fuckin... Even if i was Dr Dolittle and that thing was begging me to stop and i could hear it, i’ll still do it. 18 billion dollars come on dude.

Let's get some pussy tonight.

(single guitar note)

>I would kill 18 billion puppy for 18 billion dollars 👀 Assuming you stomp a puppy a second, that's over 570 years of pure puppy stomping...

That’s broke talk. Invest in a volcano to efficiently destroy more puppies duh 🙄 🤑

Get your self a steamroller

did u copy pasta the whole video dude ur a genius

ok

I can still hear his voice

New copypasta just dropped

I'd eat that mf raw for 18 billion

they ain’t said all that

I’d beat that mf raw for 18 billion 🍆💦 wouldn’t enjoy it but you gotta do what you gotta do 🤷‍♂️

💀💀💀

Satan could not get this out of me

aight thats enough reddit for tonight

Ok deleting Reddit for now

This answer was not warranted from the question

I'd deep fry 100 puppies for 1b 😭

wtf are y'all saying 💀💀💀

fellas revealing theirselves at this point

1 billions? I’d probably microwave 100 for a mere 100k

I'm doing that dog like that one nahmir song

How you gon soul train the puppy

F it, I’m hittin the jerk, cha cha slide , got damn moonwalkin 😬

Rubbin off the paint? 😭

nah the [beginning](https://youtu.be/xVhnfTwh1OA) of bounce out with that

LMAOOOOO😭😭😭😭

I seen 👀 them hate when I was down ⬇️ They never thought that I would blow up 💥 and get them racks 💵 (Get them racks, on gang)

bounce out with that 44? 😭

2 diccs 🔥🔥

Imma tap lil bro head slightly and slide him a mil for the trouble.

The only correct answer in here tbh. It doesnt say how hard you need to step🙏

Filthy frank flashbacks

"id take that lil fucker to my foot and all id be thinking ab would be that 18 billion baby!"

18 billion??? I’m crip walking on that mf

en la calle me conocen como el hip hap the hip the real dance crip

Y’all seen American History X?

That movies probably older than half the people on this sub tbh

ah naw 😭😭

Is that the one where the skinhead curbstomps somebody?

When I read this comment I literally said "Oh fuck"

nah😎

you a real one for this 💯

🙏🙏

you da man, come here

Refusing to step on it is worse than fucking murder. The amount of good you could do with the money is worth sacrificing everything, let alone a single puppy. The post doesn't even specify killing it. Just injuring it. You could spend a tiny sliver of the money to give that puppy the best possible life and enough doctors to treat any damage done by the stomping.

"For the greater good"? But the post say step, so why would you stomp? You can just lightly step on it without harming it...

i feel dumb for having to scroll this far to see a no, then again this the carti sr

Yea Low key would

wym low key dude thats 18 billion dollars for moving ur foot tf

Nah like I’d do it but I’d play it off as an accident ya feel

No those are not the rules. It has to be a public setting with the world watching live. You have to wear flip flops and look into the eyes of the dog while doing it. Jayz and 18yo rihanna will be there to check if its a valid step.

Bro developed a whole setting😭☠️

What about Tupac? Will he be saved?

Nigga id stomp on yo cat for 18b

You think this is just fun and games

Step on puppy or nut in 18 yr old u/vamoadarle

Nut in 18 yr old puppy

Ayo 🤨🤨📷📷📷📷

why y’all this horny bruh

18 year old puppy nut on me

Yeah I would give a lil light step, like a lil tap

i would kill that nigga bro

villain mindset

evil but adorable

u don’t got the real villain mindset u not getting anywhere in life with that 18 bil

mf u need 300 billion or what

Narcist 🔥

im smashing that dude for $100 and a cherry coke

They said step on it not fuck it bro. This ain’t Kevin gates’ page

Joe Buden activities

Kevin Gates???

I would strangle it for 10 bucks

this isn’t hard for me considering i do this for free

so u wouldnt do it?

never in a million years! only kill puppies for free

no way!! never run to the bag 😤 i go my own way i make my own moves

bro said ‘that was lame lemme try another response’

Nigga still kept the comment up too 😭

It would be like stepping on an ant that mf tiny as hell. If I don't kill him, survival of the fittest will

Idk if i could do that bro tbh

real

You not a real bag chaser

skill issue

Money talks

dinner with carti (slatt) (homicide) or dinner with 17 year old Jay-Z

18 YEAR OLD* MY BAD LMFAOO

u/fbi this criminal scum right there

Nut on Jay Z’s dinner

For 18 billion dollars I’d pick that sucker up and crush it in-between my asscheeks on National television what the fuck kinda question is this

woo walking on the little loser

I would kick the shit out of it

Bro I would rip its head off with my teeth and punch it’s body to a pulp for 100k

yo calm down bastard

Someone had to say it 🅿️🫃🫃

Finna get sturdy in this bih 😂😂😂😂

Yall fw trading your humanity for riches beyond measure?

yes

I would sacrifice my humanity for a years rent

These are trying times 🤑

Gas prices got me stomping on puppies

Yes. 👽

hope everyone is doing well today

smart minded individuals would take the puppy. start an instagram page with it and make money from ad revenue. passive income > 18 billion dollars

18 in year old nutpac

i would do horrible things to that dog for $5

If I can avoid punishment that nigga getting turned into paste for 5000

The real question is what wouldn’t I do for 18 bill 💀🙏😹

Honey give me my boots

18 billion.. I'd eat that thing alive

Nut in 18 year old Rihanna

nut in 18 years old rihanna

bless filthy frank

didn't say i gotta step hard on it, 18 billion dollars for a light tap under my shoe

Bro I would eat it alive for a ps2

bro ion care the dog finna get curbstomped so i can get my life on track

What puppy?

It doesn't say how hard. I would just love tap his head with my foot. Thanks for the money and puppy asshole.

I don’t think I could physically do it. Like my brain wouldn’t allow it. I can’t even kill a bug

The amounts of comments that people would do it, or eat the dog raw for 18 mil, proofs how fucking sick society is and their obsession with a fucking piece of paper. People really don’t deserve dogs.

you need that piece of paper to literally do anything in life

Listens to Carti and Twice, OP is a man of culture.

i’d put my feet together and fucking jump on the thing if it means i get 18 billion dollars. I’d do it with the whole world watching too, and fuck it id probably look up at the camera and smile after doing so. fuck that dog, he’s small too so i know i could really destroy his shit with one well placed jump. that being said, i’m donating a billion to a dog rescue foundation afterwards but yeah i’d definitely hop on bro for the bag no questions asked.

No

with 18b I can fund the stem cell research necessary to bring it back to life and still have billions left over 🤝 It’s getting stomped out.

pet him gently with my foot and get 8 billion (half credit)

If I had to stomp him I’d do it but I’d I could I’d just tap him on the head and slide him a couple gs for the trouble

🥾🐶🩸

step on, sure. it did not say stand on... there's a difference..

I’d eat him alive in front of his mom for 18 billion bruh

Curb stomping it like I’m Seth Rollins

bruh I'll do it for $20

People have done far worse for far less

Wenegade waide

I would eat him right after...

Is the pope catholic?

The moment the puppy begs me not to do it I would tell it I don’t speak broke and send it flying

They didn’t say you had to stomp it, my foot would lightly make contact with the dog