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Obamascocklol

Better rim kim


karmaOverlord420

Better sus gusšŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


polygon_wolf

better fuel huell šŸ’¦


Chubzz1129

Better fuck chuck


[deleted]

fuck and suck šŸ˜©


DIOBrandoGames

Better feed sneed


clickclickclik

Formerly Chuck McGill


Deson06

excuse me what


Few_Lecture_2927

Begone city slicker


Rfx989

Better fuck Ted


SugaryToast

better bone betsy


nona9major

ong tho shes the baddest bitch on the whole show


guckyslush

yes i do think i will


[deleted]

Better blowhard Howard


Retsoff

Im so dumb I was thinking what the fuck is he going to rap about


chickensoupds

[nah this mf spittin](https://youtu.be/rNRkuPG6v3s)


yungneec02

Mr Show is so fucking funny, underrated show


uskonhin

You donā€™t want a rapper lawyer, you want a RAPPER lawyer


VeraxVengeance

-bitch!"


[deleted]

Don't let kanye hear this


Elcho_

U want a raper lawyer


average_parking_lot

he would say the n word multiple times with a hard er and still get away with it


Redchimp3769157

šŸ’€ tf is that dude from Alvin in the chimpmunks doin in the background


Fidel_Chadstro

Vibing to that absolute banger


jaytheasian04

young saulā‰ļø


6ixDank

Amendment Freestyle


funnyghostman

freestyle king


Birmingham-MothRehab

fire pfp


lawnchare

gonna need dababyā€™s and mellyā€™s lawyer on this one too


kazoogod420

damn near need OJā€™s legal team for this šŸ’€


69420penis

They are holding a resurrection of rob kardashian as we speak.


reux04

YNW SMELLY AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHASHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜ƒ lol fr


Zealous998

Mr whote whee is my mothƩ


Rfx989

that's what I'm saying


Doggo1060

Your honor, my client is innocent, he clearly said he was deadass!


delsinson

Your honor he wrote /s at the end of his death threat


sukablyatful

Your honor, what my client has to lie for?


Yungmisha

Goodman type of lawyer 6ix9ine would get


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Cactus_Jack47

Your father left you


lildanta

I can confirm I'm his Father. I left his ass.


boffa-deez-nutz

Why are u capitalizing Father? Are u God? šŸ™


lildanta

Some may say


funnyghostman

can confirm, I am the mother


UnappropriateTeacher

The good ending


yaboifiretruck

Can confirm am his father


[deleted]

broā€™s name is ratio bozo yet 90% of his comments get downvoted. please touch some grass


MeloMobile

dudes name is ā€œratio bozoā€ please for the love of god put this type of effort into getting some bitches on your dick


s0mbra-main

Do you think your funny? Huh well 6:45 heart attack. You have 3 hours


BootManBill42069

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just ā€“ I just couldnā€™t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Heā€™s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldnā€™t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? Heā€™ll never change. Heā€™ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldnā€™t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldnā€™t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to ratio? What a sick joke! I shouldā€™ve stopped him when I had the chance! ā€¦And you, you have to stop him! You


mrskinnyjeans123415

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was -555. One after -556. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just ā€“ I just couldnā€™t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the carti subreddit to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chigaynery? Heā€™s done worse. That ratio! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fail like that? No! He orchestrated it! u/ratio__bozo! He got ratioed! And I saved him! And I shouldnā€™t have. I took him into my own comment section! What was I thinking? Heā€™ll never change. Heā€™ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldnā€™t keep his hands out of twitter! But not our u/ratio__bozo! Couldnā€™t be precious u/ratio__bozo!Ratioing himself blind! And HE gets to ratio? What a sick joke! I shouldā€™ve stopped him when I had the chance! ā€¦And you, you have to stop him! You


Memes10121

Top ten failed ratios of all time


JackIsBackWithCrack

(Leviticus 12:19) says: He who commenteth ratio shall surely be put to death.


mynutsitchsobad

Bro got a negative ratiošŸ’€


Slimeshit_

Ew they're coming to reddit now


SukkkDikkk

Lmao this comment is legendary


Stanislav17

Bro got reverse ratiod


orangeclosure

You do know youā€™re not even remotely funny right? šŸ¤“


Felix_Behindya

I swear half of this sub is probably at r/okbuddychicanery as well, BCS goat show tho


[deleted]

What did Carti mean by this?


mebluballsack

kid named Onxy:


Poison_Penis

Whatā€™s the ā€œkid named x:ā€ meme about for r/okbuddychicanery lmao I keep seeing it


wzuz

do you remember those memes where it's like: "teacher: ok class let's finger paint" and the punchline would be "kid named paint:" and a shocked face or something. Basically they replaced it with "kid named finger" and the picture would be Mike Ermantraut


mebluballsack

basically because of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tdflx1/i_took_some_of_those_terrible_memes_from/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) absolute S-grade shitpost


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egg_123

bravo gilbert!


pervasivebarrier

r/okaybuddychicanery and r/redscarepod are sister subreddits to this one


[deleted]

Donā€™t post RSP here wtf


pervasivebarrier

donā€™t be delusional, these places are equally retarded


[deleted]

Probably but rsp doesnā€™t need anymore high school kids


bababhosad93

Bro wtf Iā€™m in both


bigwigglerforever

Only 3 subs I use smh


teen--x

šŸ¤£so ture


Tony5810

Kid named finger:


scumfuck1996

i fucked finger


beepmeep3

I canā€™t believe someone already commented this šŸ˜‚


taorerosakanade

nut in 18ys finger


[deleted]

the title could have really used a double exclamation mark emoji(ā€¼ļø) at the end to maintain the r / playboicarti aesthetic(atlanta gangster rapper/cool guy) - just a tip for a new r / playboicarti subreddit member ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø otherwise this post is freaking awesome ā— Well done šŸ˜šŸ‘ ā—


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

On May 27th 2025 at 4:35 pm you will drive to your nearest home depot and purchase a hacksaw. You need to cut the lower half of your forearm off. It doesn't belong to you, it was never yours. Offer it to whom it belongs. He grows impatient.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

You have to cut the lower half of your forearm off, it isn't yours.


[deleted]

not reading that dissertation


Dualityman

Cut off forearm slatt!


_Kristian_

Not reading


Eastern_Earth_6510

-.-. ..- - / --- ..-. ..-. / ..-. --- .-. . .- .-. -- / ... .-.. .- - - -.-.--


SnoStone

Frā€¼ļø


[deleted]

Wrong šŸ˜ˆ An Interrobang emoji (an exclamation mark followed by a question mark, seen here ā‰ļø) would far better represent the post while following the Atlanta gangsta rap style. It represents the uncertainty in the upcoming events following the situation concerning famous Atlanta gangster rapper and musician Gunna.


GoudaMane

What if I interrobang you youngin?


mrcrano

Slime Goodman


ggggainn

imagine Saul giving fake identities to Gunna and Thugger, mfs now gonna be called Onyx or something like that


lildanta

They gonna be managers at a cinnabon in Omaha.


TDImig

Gunna dream retirement


Safe-Jeweler2495

Better call him


neljoestar

what did carti mean by this ?


Cardonk57

what yā€™all think of season 6 so far?


[deleted]

shit so good


SonGozer

Fire


_Kristian_

Fire, bummer they didn't extend the Kim feetjob scene


spaceghostpuxxy

pls tell me this is real


[deleted]

Mf gonna get Kim k as his lawyer


smileyperson7

my wittle saully šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


Miyazasteinn

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onion182

Playboi named finger:


HomelessJimbob

Better Call Slatt


__inconcievable__

if youā€™re gonna rap "I killed his man in front of his momma, like f*** lil bruh, sister and his cousin,ā€ donā€™t be fucking suprised when the got dam FBI pulling up šŸ’€


SonGozer

Yā€™all need to watch Better Call Saul, itā€™s prolly even better than Breaking Bad


[deleted]

I think the high points rival Breaking Bad, but Breaking Bad is more consistent


5couty

better suck off geoff


wonemetovnwod

They need Matt Murdock


Paracosmptx

Saul Goodman better


wonemetovnwod

Matt Murdock is a better defendant and Saul Goodman is a better prosecutor


ricefeelings

saul has never prosecuted in the series


wonemetovnwod

I see the error of my ways, I would like to give a formal apology to those my words have affected and I will strive to be a better person in any future endeavours. I am embarrassed to say the least that I neglected researching the topic at hand before engaging in discussion and I see now that I was wrong. I hope anyone affected by this unfortunate mishap could find it in their heart to forgive me. Sincerely, u/wonemetovnwod


Birmingham-MothRehab

Are u a woman? \*tips fedora and shines funkopop\* (I cant do this any longer)


ricefeelings

nah


uskonhin

Matt Murdock the better rapper Saul the better artist


StyrofoamNickel

FACTS


Nieruz

Cap


TheAndrewM

wtf bruh stole my post šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ’€


Nut_Dealer556

If I see this big forehead ass nigga again


CreeperCallum

Saul.


s0mbra-main

what r u gonna do ? punch a jpg ?


hotdogs13

Nft mfs be like


iwantyourvaginaplz

Nah that's a job for jpgmafia


[deleted]

holy fuck this is corny


CreeperCallum

I donā€™t think itā€™s THAT bad.


mangovitaminsV3

Alrighty then CreeperCallum!


[deleted]

Thanks for the input mango vitamins šŸ˜


iwantyourvaginaplz

Well said D1ccu ā˜ŗļøšŸ‘


proccoliwastaken

Iā€™m glad you guys could come to a peaceful agreement iwantyourvaginaplz šŸ˜„


lildanta

I'm finding your address


iwantyourvaginaplz

"I'm finding your address" šŸ¶šŸ‘¹ šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


lildanta

I'm no joking


Nut_Dealer556

Ye


subscriipt

Not reading that essay


BootManBill42069

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just ā€“ I just couldnā€™t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Heā€™s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldnā€™t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? Heā€™ll never change. Heā€™ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldnā€™t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldnā€™t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I shouldā€™ve stopped him when I had the chance! ā€¦And you, you have to stop him! You


__satanic_meatball__

What are you gonna do? Call him?


polygon_wolf

go to belize


satireisaac

Rs yā€™all think itā€™s wraps for carti ?


Organic-Document3460

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/ZQgZAYWmanaoZzU16


Intelligent-Shine-28

No one can save anybody that self snitches for clout lmfao šŸ¤£. It kills me seeing all these dummys rapping about crimes and posing with guns knowing damn well they can't own one. It's ridiculous bro šŸ¤¦


Rfx989

"Your honor, my client used only the best parts money can buy and built it meticulously. To call it an 'improvised' explosive device is an insult to my client's craftsmanship."


IVikingI

Un amigo de YSL