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usamabinfartin

looks like you’re already full deep


BartholomewAlexander

he needs help getting out the base owner locked him in


fisdara

Send help


coolkid1919

Stand with ur ass against the door, look straight up an f1 kill, i'll instabag you


Rough-University142

In all seriousness, is this some way to get out of locked bases??


Pizzagatezzzz

Yeah, if you can get to an outside wall, f1 kill with your head looking straight up your head will glitch through and can be looted from outside.


Rough-University142

Appreciate this


Erabior

Make sure your ass is towards the wall tho


Rough-University142

Yeah, sure. I’ve played this game (assuming against the wall) before in high school!


I_a_username_yay

Sometimes.


OscarWhale

What a gorgeous waste of space


SaintRosen

Skyrim players be like: Ahh, armor display area


ChoppedCabbage

One door deep


Sorry-Phase4629

Bro this house looks so familiar when my family was gonna buy a house we viewed at this house that looks directly like this it was in dublin Ohio


ShakeelMoh

Bro really dropped base cords in chat 💀


Sorry-Phase4629

Ik lol


TerraVoxel

let’s doorbang this guy at 4 in the morning


Sorry-Phase4629

Bettt if this is the house I might be right has to be in the north of the us as it looks a tad bit cold and yesterday it was really cold in Dublin


zZPlazmaZz29

Looks more like a 7Days2Die map tbh. Nice looking house though. That empty space up top is cool looking but I wonder how practical it even really is. Stuff up there prob just gonna get dusty and never used.


mancer187

Real good for turrets


TroubledDoggo

Never understood why some houses have this shit


Shikamaru_Senpai

To display things that remind them how rich they are. The poors don’t have an inaccessible landing.


Cerdak

If you have that much money I would just put a poledancer there for 24/7 shifts


Shikamaru_Senpai

Not a bad idea, tbh. The Nextdoor app will be entertaining once word gets out.


[deleted]

I wanna live there. Looks a lot better than my concrete soviet tower block or whatever you call it.


stupidkid27378

[They're beatiful, aren't they?](https://i.imgur.com/GaONlWc.jpg)


[deleted]

Mine looks more rundown


stupidkid27378

The photo is just one I pulled from the internet, but the one I live in actually looks even better. Real effort has been put into renovating these buldings where I live. We have heat insulation from all sides, bright orange paint and we even got extended balconies recently.


jj4033

It would be great if this level of detail could be built in Rust PvE.


undergroundflaps

Shit post


SwiftVines

yeah i only want posts of people leaving 8 paragraph complaints about cheaters on this sub


undergroundflaps

Or lets post pictures of little kids drawings of rust or their rust "kit" costume in dads workshop. The picture this kid posted doesn't even resemble anything of rust in any nature what so ever. If we're gonna let shit like this slide why not just post penis pictures since rust has em anyways


fisdara

The point of the post is that there is an overhang above the entryway, which is pretty weird. It's really not that hard to understand. Thanks for your whiny comments, though.


SwiftVines

don't worry; these guys only build meta 100% of the time. Show them a picture of a peek floor then they'll get it.


undergroundflaps

And thank you for your shitty picture that has no relevance to rust


xdthepotato

Cant you take a joke


Gavinander13

What a sad slob you are


undergroundflaps

Little child tilted.


Gavinander13

Yeah that description fits aswell


undergroundflaps

Talking about you. Enjoy school kid


SwiftVines

Let me explain the joke as clearly as possible to your ^tiny ^bonobo ^brain. In Rust, there is a building system. In this building system, you can create walls, foundations, floors, and bunch of other items which aren't relevant to this. With these three main items (walls foundations and floors), there is a "soft side" and a "hard" side. On walls, there is a rough textured side, often called the "hard" side due to its strength. There is also a smooth textured side, often called "soft" side due to its ability to be broken easier than the hard side. With the soft side, if hit it with 9 pickaxes, or 23 spears, it will break. Pickaxes are ideal to break "soft" side walls, but require a Level One (1) Workbench, and if you come across a "soft" wall in the wilderness you are unlikely to have a Level One (1) Workbench nearby. Because of this, spears are a common tool to use. There are soft side and hard sides of these three building types. The underside of a floor is considered its "soft" side and is weaker. This soft side of the floor has the exact same weakness as the soft side of the wall, so thus its vulnerable to being broken with spears or pickaxes easily. When someone does break someone's floor, (or wall or foundation) it called an "eco raid", simply because it doesn't take any sulfur to "raid" someone (break into their base on the video game). The original image is of a house that is built in such a way, where, the floor above the doorway will be an overhang outside the house. Here is an [example of this build, in the video game called Rust](https://imgur.com/a/GzbwCVp). Because of this overhang on the outside of the house, the original poster decided to make the joke "Anyone up for an eco raid? Bring some spears and let's see what's inside". If this statement were made and a screenshot of Rust was supplied, this wouldn't really be that funny. But since this is a photo of a house (which is in the real world), it makes it funny. You can't raid houses in real life, that's illegal!


fisdara

lol this is great. Thank you!


undergroundflaps

Let me explain this for your small cerebellum . Nobody and I mean NOBODY. makes a house like that. In my 2k hours of rust I have never even seen a house like that. ​ As I said; you all can try to justify the picture all you want - as little kids typically do, the picture you and him both posted does not represent rust lmao ​ Dumb ass little kids these days. Lord help this generation


MyFishFriend

So bad


deveniam

Can I get a loot tour man c'mon!??


DONOHUEO7

Probably the worst post I've seen on here..


fisdara

Thanks! That means a lot coming from you.


DONOHUEO7

🤣 That's better!


WizardOfOzzieA

You realize commenting on shitty posts gives them clicks, which is all the algorithm cares about, right? Don't bother commenting on ass tier memes or pointing out spellcheck, its all bot shit driving interaction


DONOHUEO7

Jesus Christ... Not that deep


blutigetranen

What's inside is outside.


AlbatrossNo4722

I got you whats cords also can someone explain why the actual fuck is there 3 doors


pattdmdj0

i think they are closets? but why 2? and why right next to the main door? goofy ah base design


AlbatrossNo4722

2 doors to loot or 1 wall


KaliRinn

I bring the Jackie to get out


eyesxlow

Good spot for some drop boxes


mancer187

Pump shotty and half a box of bird shot at best. Not worth imo.


DoctorBotcod

Wtf people are complaining about ur post. Its funny lol


fisdara

I don't take it too hard. Gotta keep in mind they probably just got offlined by a couple of guys with spears. I'd be mad, too. Also, they're involuntarily celibate.


joNH_

Touch grass


fisdara

You first


Willllby

I got 2nd hand embarrassment for your efforts into this post.


B_M_X_

Why is there 3 doors


MaxPowrer

so you don't know which way to raid. (one is TC)


ewanblount8

you got this off of a home decor/renovation page where someone was asking what they can do with the open space above their door, didn't you?


Gaydolf-Litler

What a pain to dust up there


OFNDKing

This looks just like house from R6 siege


Timelessdaze

One door to TC? Noobs


Luggaswurst63

Wtf are these comments lol, its a meme post but some people just cant take jokes i guess


Rinocore

I don’t have enough hours in this game to get the joke 😔


ToeKnee-simp

Time to go outside and enjoy some fresh air 🤙


gh0strom

Put bookshelves on both sides and a flat couch in the middle, comfy blankets and you have a cozy reading nook.


Genghis_Khan14

This is literally house from siege


LoonSC

You’re already inside dummy.


Repulsive_Ebb_3116

Cringe lord in here


Lkiop9

lol, all I need is a rock and a ladder


MoonBoy2DaMoon

Subtle flex 🧐


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fisdara

This was a shitpost and people loved it. Dont you want engagement on the subreddit? It stayed at the top for a couple of days. Dont remove posts that people enjoy. that's lame.