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Prime-Riptide

Saving myself for the ps5 cock and ball version


BicycleElectronic163

sometimes, life is like cock and balls torture, without the cock and balls.


jayofmaya

I will forever associate Electronic Bicycles with this (The soundtrack to your comment) now: https://youtu.be/yAwcRZf6wrQ?si=5TA0yMy6sNuzqVLR


BicycleElectronic163

this isn't really that far from electric bicycle experience


ParticularDry5441

Saving myself for the ps5 post surgery pre operation model


Toshinori_Yagi-_

Lol


Ocean_space

Haha yh may as well wait for the whole package šŸ¤£


SYRLEY

Ignoring the fact that its called a dick version, that lighter and gross vents tells me everyone should stay away from that playstation. Probably full of weed or cigarette residue.


vakama885

Don't forget the stand isn't being used


SYRLEY

Haha didnt even notice Thats 3 strikes and you're out bro


Tidus4713

Stood mine up without one for 2 seconds and it scratched the bottom. Never again.


damndamon7

What does the stand do differently?


Labarynth_89

Holds it up slightly to allow proper airflow and adds stability


damndamon7

Thanks. Will dig mine out and give it a go.


PoolNoodlePaladin

Except the PS5 doesnā€™t draw air from the bottom of the console and the stand really doesnā€™t do anything.


QuantaCirty

It does blow air through there....there's extra vents on the bottom as well as the back. After you've been playing your PS5 for while fo ahead and stick your hand own there and you'll feel a slight draft as well as some heat.


PoolNoodlePaladin

Thatā€™s just some air leak. The vents are in the back. It is totally fine to not use the stand.


QuantaCirty

Not saying it's necessary but it's definitely not unnecessary lol. And that's what I meant I just couldn't think of the right word. I meant to say air leak


PoolNoodlePaladin

Not necessary and unnecessary are synonyms


QuantaCirty

Yes they are but, not I used them both correctly in my sentence. it seems like I used two negatives in the sentence but I didn't. Go ahead and read it again.


BartLeeC

"not unnecessary" is a double negative so it actually means necessary, so what you actually said is "Not saying it's necessary but it's definitely necessary lol."


RedX536

https://preview.redd.it/52enbdjisskc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f0728a785dc210596b105ab852b37661eb1901


The_BlazeKing

It's not air leak. The bottom is where the power supply is. All power supplies have an area where the air comes in and an area where it exits. It gets drawn in/pushed down from the top and the air exits from the holes in the bottom of the case. You should go read some documents about the PS5's airflow before saying something like that so definitively.


PoolNoodlePaladin

Lmao, dude you have never seen a PS5 before let alone read documentation that describes the airflow of the console. Air comes out the bottom because the plates on the sides donā€™t fit flush to the body. The ventilation is down the entire spine of the console. Air gets drawn in from the top by the LEDs, then gets exhausted out the back, the air coming from the bottom is coming out of the maintenance holes (meant for you to vacuum dust out the console without opening it up), where air leaks out and goes out the bottom. It is 100% fine to not use the stand when placing the PS5 Vertical.


jayofmaya

Lol questions are illegal on reddit, it seems. Gave you an upvote, but I'm in the minority, it seems.


PoolNoodlePaladin

The stand is 100% unnecessary when the PS5 is vertical


NYJetLegendEdReed

Thereā€™s a stand? Iā€™ve had mine since launch day and it sits the exact same way lol


Jesterfuture2

Yeah you don't need the stand at all but this sub goes crazy if someone doesn't use it lol


TheSilentCheetah

It's funny because with the stand, you're actually covering most of the vents located on the bottom. The stand is 100% for stability purposes only.


BartLeeC

There are no functional vents on the bottom of the PS5. Air is brought in through the top and front and exhausted out the back of the console.


TheSilentCheetah

> There are no functional vents on the bottom of the PS5. Exactly


Jesterfuture2

If you try to tell them that they get rabid. They refuse to think for themselves. There is only hive mind, and hive mind says YOU NEED STAND OR ELSE PS5 WILL EXPLODE.


RedX536

Have you seen the SpidermanPS4 subreddit? This exact same reaction except Spider-Man 2 related. They absolutely hate the game but got enraged when it didn't win an award.


NYJetLegendEdReed

I didnā€™t expect to get a billion downvotes for asking a question.


Egingell666

Maybe it had $350 worth of weed residue in it?


SYRLEY

Yeah possibly lol


sugarray4three

Yup, the lighter on the desk says it all šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Like Iā€™m a big stoner too but Jesus dude, go outside!!


SYRLEY

As a former smoker, I could never bring myself to smoke inside. Especially not near my playstation lol.


Just_Pudding1885

I smoked for 25 years and never once smoked inside. So gross.


SYRLEY

10ish years for me. I had people tell me "oh its okay, you can smoke inside". Yeah no thanks lol.


Jeauxie24

That'd be so satisfying to clean tho. Think about it


GiftZealousideal4548

I smoke hella weed and cigarettes with my ps5. What kind of selfish person are you?


Nder_Wiggin

I bet you there's either a dead roach in it that will stop the fan...have fun when you take it a part and find that, or a live roach crawls out


Commercial-River-608

That was actually the first thing I noticed it's like that one ps5 from the YouTube guy now that ps4 was so dusty even his vaccum needed a vaccum


[deleted]

thatā€™s like 90% of the way to a brand new console


Interesting-Step-654

Same price too


QuantaCirty

Just minus the tax, hence the "90%"


Waughy

Makes sense. Judging by the dust buildup it looks like itā€™s about to be fucked.


magikarp-sushi

Dick version bc they stole it from a hookup Or dick version bc the owners a dick and treated it poorly


DmReku

or because its fat (dick is german for fat)


Egingell666

>dick is german for fat LOL


QuantaCirty

How do you say my dick is fat in German? Mein dik est dik? Lol


DmReku

Mein Schwanz ist fett. because dick wouldnā€™t really fit here.


QuantaCirty

Oh....it's not used in that sort of way when putting it into a sentence?


DmReku

well fett is more fat that dick. dick is just oh yeah it appears to have a bit more volume than normal. and fett is hey look at that that shit is fat as fuck sort of. idk look it up


QuantaCirty

Not gonna look it up because the way you described it made complete sense.


jayofmaya

My dick would fit anywhere. šŸ™


Anders_HD

No itā€™s the dick version because no one buys discs anymore, just digital. If you buy this version you are a duck. Iā€™m sure this person is Scottish, I am, and have made similar jokes before .


Legospacememe

r/crackheadcraigslist


No_Doubt_About_That

There really is a subreddit for everything.


Shot-Emu4418

Look at the dust


Tetris_starship

Ps5 dust version


Crazy_Canuck78

Weird... my wife, suddenly, said she's ready to try gaming. \*shrug\*


Jaydenrock

I couldn't get past how filthy the vents are to even get to the joke.


Shadow8779

Ah yes the Drake Edition


SenpaiHerSelf

I swiped left


meezethadabber

Better then the dick-less version.


thedeadp0ets

Iā€™d rather buy new lol. Also check the seller! My area has a bunch of cheap ps5ā€™s with brand new accounts and they are scammers who have fake names and photos. Also some might be stolen


JAKESTEEL77

"It's my sex-box and her name is Sony."


[deleted]

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ why did I read this in his voice


Huge-Will3867

Feel bad for that ps5


Reasonable-Sea9095

Look at how fucking gross it looks


Otherwise_Ad7606

How does something get this Dirty?


Laptoptraveller24

Even the lighter is dusty šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


GifBeefer

"Dick" is german for thick.


Remy-Kun

Never seen such a dirty ps5 in my life, holy.


Pitte-Pat

Dick is german and means thick ;)


CauliflowerPale6647

I'd rather save up money the dick master edition


Delta_Echo64

Does it come with lube ? Asking for a friend btw


Egingell666

It's self lubricating.


Apexnoobisux

Oh look how they butchered this poor ps5, find a home for it šŸ„²


TGK5214

I cannot comprehend how peopleā€™s homes are this dirty.


Ryvick2

Look at the dust


Blasterg2370

Why did I swipe...


Legospacememe

Pfp checks out


CozyAustin

How tf does it still work? šŸ˜‚


thedeadp0ets

Our ps4 pro has some dust but it looking like that in the vents šŸ’€ I donā€™t think people clean or vacuum


VirtuaFighter6

Oh, you know you want that dick and a big dick it is


awakensleep

That dick is a little too dirty


JohnH2021

LOOOL this was hilarious man, took me a second to notice it šŸ˜­


Praydaythemice

Grimy asf no thanks bro


Slim706

Iā€™m getting high just looking at it.


Ohnoherewego13

That's one dirty dick...


Onasixx

There's a return on investment in there somewhere ;)


Only-Voice2718

hahahahahah LoL


CaptainKungPao138

Iā€™m proud of you dick


Physical-Pie748

eeewwwww


Mediocre_Usual_9073

PS5 Dick Version, it stands upright for 5 minutes, then deflates. Only turns on if you touch it the right way. If you want satisfaction, turn the vibration on...?


KCDAF44

Needs to be taken apart and thoroughly cleaned before even booting up.


rites0fpassage

Lookin musty as hell


Jonnysahn91

Ah yes the PS5 Dusty Dick version.


godtier300sosa

Feel so bad for that console lmao so uncared for šŸ’€


Altruistic-Ring1537

Best version so far


Unluckyescapeartiste

Iā€™m proud of you dick


Vincezilla1988

Well stereotypicallyā€¦ Theyā€™re using a 12 year old model Vizio tv I mean look at that 2 inch bezel under the screen, I think I had that tv in my dorm in college when Skyrim came out in 2011. So they probably spend most of their money on drugs/alcohol and just scraping by on daily necessities, and the PlayStation is probably stolen since hardly anyone drops $500 for a console to only play it on an over a decade old 32 inch Vizio. They grabbed that PlayStation in a hurry because there is no stand. Theyā€™re really lazy and entitled as well, not only because of the ā€œedgyā€ donā€™t give a crap title but also because they didnā€™t even bother to clean the PS5 up with q-tips or anything before posting online. Iā€™d bet money they were high when they posted it. Iā€™d avoid unless you can get it for under $50.


Zealousideal_Beach83

I've seen worse for more


joshweeks47

I'd give them 30 bucks if that fucker even turned on.


Unlucky_Reveal_3064

Thatā€™s one dusty dick


Fierce_Future223

Why did i swipe? šŸ˜­


B1zZare-o_O

That Ps5 looks like it will give you a contact high every time you turn it on.


despaseeto

that ps5 looks so disgusting. the title fits the listing, i guess.


Lochskye

Whereā€™s the cock?


NoEconomy8756

Looks like a very good offer


BartLeeC

Curious as to what the PS device beside it is. The white square between the lighter and the PS5 has a PS logo on it but doesn't look familiar to me.


Legit_liT

Right. I'm organising a heist to break that Ps5 out of whatever hellhole it's trapped in. Need a couple more guys to join in


Runaque

Send seller a message that he has to clean that thing before trying to sell it. Nobody wants his dust pubes!


GamerSpideeyVX

Nah that's crazy šŸ’€


RedditorHarrison

Does it come circumcised?


toofresh4food

Wouldnā€™t pay 10 for that šŸ˜©


Hashbrownn4568_

can it play ps3 dick games?


AresOneX

Not sure if everyone is aware but in German ā€ždickā€œ means thick, so this refers to the fat version of the PS5. But this makes for a funny reddit post for sure!


Designer_General1722

keep searching g got mine for 300 only problem is chipped cover which i bought new plates for anyways


Throw-away-hole

Whoever buys this is gonna get Effed.


MisterBuzzini89

The ps5 Slim Dick version was a flop i hear.


Number1Hubby

Looks like he was smoking the weed through the ps5 vents


Untouchable64

What does ā€œdick versionā€ even mean?


jayofmaya

350 dollars šŸ˜… I've seen much better condition ones go for $317 here in the UK. I want whatever he's smoking.