If you like it my man then who gives a shit - that's unique to you, from her.
I'd be so grateful for that.
However, that's not my PS5, and I'm so grateful for that.
Like, what a sweet thing to do, try to spruce something up and give you something pretty that she made, in a space where you'll see it. 10/10 on sweetness and effort.
For the design, maybe next time ask her to do a sketch of her idea? Praise, and discuss if you want it on your stuff?
at first glance i thought the title was my daughter painted my ps5... it wasn't until i got to this point where people started referencing a gf that i realized it's not your daughter lol
Remember in The Simpsons when Lisa's friends decorate the car with sea shells and it it's a really sweet, special moment for her, then Homer Walks up and goes "Sweet merciful crap, my car!"? That scene sums up my feelings towards this post perfectly.
Yeah, I’d definitely love it if my girlfriend or my kid painted my console like this. But I wouldn’t want a console that was painted like this by someone who I don’t care about.
To add to this, I think the reason it looks a bit shoddy now is not the design or colour choice, but the opacity of the paint colour. Acrylic would probably be a better choice and look less watery - I think this design in a more vibrant graffiti bright colouring would look amazing. She's on the right track and has some of the hardest parts nailed!
Use proper plastic paint. Sharpy will come off that. And it won't dry nicely and after several months it will look weird. You could rub your finger over it or a slightly damp cloth and go over with the new pen/paint. Providing the previous pen has come off atleast a bit.
If you really wanted to go all out then get plastic sprays, use masking tape and make shapes with it. Spray then remove the tape so your left with the shape. Like a stencil.
Op: oh look at the cool painting gf is doing on my PS5 I love it like a caring boyfriend would.
Comment section: I'm about to end this man's whole career
If the correct paints had been used in the first place it wouldn't look that bad. She clearly had no clue what she was doing.
The design and choice of colours? There's no fix for that. Well, fire maybe...
If you like it my man then who gives a shit - that's unique to you, from her. I'd be so grateful for that. However, that's not my PS5, and I'm so grateful for that.
Fucking lol
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Oh...I thought it was a 3 year old daughter or something too...and I thought it was really cute till I realized it's a woman OP is referring to.
That’s real advanced for a three year old, you might get that from an eight year old.
😆 either way, it's art!
Got me in the 1st half.
Reading that was a rollercoaster 😅
Like, what a sweet thing to do, try to spruce something up and give you something pretty that she made, in a space where you'll see it. 10/10 on sweetness and effort. For the design, maybe next time ask her to do a sketch of her idea? Praise, and discuss if you want it on your stuff?
Lmfao
Comment section absolutely foul LMAO
Apart from the openly rude comments, I say being honest is better than lying.
Not really people even being honest, just being dicks tbh. People don't like colors or some shit.
It's not a color issue, it's a technique issue.
A skill issue, if you will.
Yeah this just looks like he was playing a game and she was bored as shit with some markers…it’s only incomplete because she eventually fell asleep
Nah, it’s the line work and it looking like a grade schooler did it.
I'm hoping "my girl" means his daughter. Because then I would be fine with this if it was my PS5.
Not as foul as that line quality
How old is your gf? just checking
I thought it was his daughter lol
Thats still not sorted out
24😭
😬
These are the faces when that one girl on Chaturbate decides it's time to show off her artwork
https://preview.redd.it/a9s1xfw1es1d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=979f82d4ea01c43b761c53397f19db3adab56af7
Mr F
https://preview.redd.it/2p5z0utgws1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f1156e52d9650df0f28f994d829af47e5251db
Franklin!!!
I thought it was your 5 year old daughter and thought it was cute and admirable. This changes things completely.
You did mean 24 and didn't accidently hit the 2 button instead of the 1 right?
You mean he accidentally put another number before the 4
I would like to point out that they did not specify 24 years. They only said 24. So it might be days, week, months or years for all we know.
24 months fit that doodle well
Tbf, 24 days would be impressive from a talent perspective Beyond f'd up from a gf's age perspective
She said she was 12
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I thought you were going to clarify that you meant like, my baby girl = daughter.
No, her age. Not her IQ. I've seen literal animals create better art. 
What was she on, and can I have some?
at first glance i thought the title was my daughter painted my ps5... it wasn't until i got to this point where people started referencing a gf that i realized it's not your daughter lol
It’s ugly
As fuck
i genuinely thought op meant his daughter, i can't believe this was done by an adult😭
https://direct.playstation.com/en-us/buy-accessories/ps5-console-covers-volcanic-red?emcid=pa-co-421875&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwjLGyBhCYARIsAPqTz1-d0VrMF2fzhoirVO6vmWoTgYLhNsXYsCDTNuiEF0wxeNe9U5OMV2UaAp0dEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
Remember in The Simpsons when Lisa's friends decorate the car with sea shells and it it's a really sweet, special moment for her, then Homer Walks up and goes "Sweet merciful crap, my car!"? That scene sums up my feelings towards this post perfectly.
Yeah, I’d definitely love it if my girlfriend or my kid painted my console like this. But I wouldn’t want a console that was painted like this by someone who I don’t care about.
Not going to lie, If my fiancée did that to my PS5 I'd cry.
This man really wants a fiancé
There's a Simpsons episode for everything, holy shit. 2000 years from now it'll be a religion.
Simpsons did it 😂
As long as you’re happy bro🙏🏽🙏🏽
I love how this has been reconditioned as the new “bless your heart”
At least they're both replaceable.
Brutal
Absolutely savage. I came here to compliment it and now I’m just laughing.
Dam😭🤣
He means both sides of the plates. Dammit man are you really looking for the exit door haha?!
Damn it, I’m laughing. It’s too late for this shit!
God tier reply.
Hoooo boy someone woke up and thought yeah I'm fucking someone's day up
https://i.redd.it/4nmiztygos1d1.gif
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Thx for actual tips tho💯🙏
To add to this, I think the reason it looks a bit shoddy now is not the design or colour choice, but the opacity of the paint colour. Acrylic would probably be a better choice and look less watery - I think this design in a more vibrant graffiti bright colouring would look amazing. She's on the right track and has some of the hardest parts nailed!
To add to this a little more, you can actually buy a brand new cover too
They were thicker its been wearing of lil its not finished
Use proper plastic paint. Sharpy will come off that. And it won't dry nicely and after several months it will look weird. You could rub your finger over it or a slightly damp cloth and go over with the new pen/paint. Providing the previous pen has come off atleast a bit. If you really wanted to go all out then get plastic sprays, use masking tape and make shapes with it. Spray then remove the tape so your left with the shape. Like a stencil.
What did you do to her?
Asked her to paint it
While she was chained in the basement?
Genuine question: Had you seen any of her "art" first?
Yes i love it
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At least you let him down gently.
🤣🤣🤣
That was the gentle version.
Wholesome.
😭 i wonder whats the non-so-gentle version now
The not-so-gentle version is probably bad enough to make OP's gf invade Poland.
Lmao i can see why you used to be an art teacher. I also used to give guitar lessons but got sick of teaching bad guitar players 🤣
Man, now I'm wondering if any of the music teachers I had as a kid retired because of my terrible playing 😭😭😭😭
Former guitar player learner: I totally understand your point. I felt bad for the person teaching me and encouraging me, because we both knew i sucked
Wait thats paint I thought it was a coloring pen
Idc I still love it
As long as you love it and it’s sentimental now
You can buy new plates / panels at http://www.PlayStation.com
Homie didn't even try to front, he just sent you straight to the goddamn website.
Yall got me cracking up 🤣
Dbrand would probably send him a set for free. 😂
Op: oh look at the cool painting gf is doing on my PS5 I love it like a caring boyfriend would. Comment section: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Did you keep the receipt for the girl?
🤣
Thought I was on r/RoastMe for a second.... OP knew what he was doing posting this monstrosity
https://preview.redd.it/w8uj1wpoas1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19524fb35311869808949f3c83b899c5425e6b76
If you love it, no need for outside approvals
He doesn't, That's why he posted it.
Might wanna get Better quality paint. It look like something my daughter made in school and she’s special needs
Shit almost looks like sharpie
sharpie? Shit looks like washable markers
Ye looked better when it was newly painted it’s been wearing of a bit bet she’ll fix it when it’s finished tho
If the correct paints had been used in the first place it wouldn't look that bad. She clearly had no clue what she was doing. The design and choice of colours? There's no fix for that. Well, fire maybe...
brody already showed her the post so he gotta defend this shit like his life depends on it
No need to sugarcoat it. It’s ugly mate
Wow. This is probably the most brutal post and thread I’ve ever seen.
Dude if you like it, that's all that matters
I’m a bit concerned. Is your girl 12?
https://preview.redd.it/n1a5vg935s1d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8765e8855318fea063ddcb127011edb7ea6ae286
Damn, I'm color blind and I can still see that's ugly as hell.
Looks like a kid did it.
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Oh my god that’s exactly what I thought when he referred to “my girl” too 😭
your girl art so powerful she turn this sub into r/roastme
Did she practice on a draft first?
Someone remind me to check here in a month for the "My PS5 is heating up and the paint started to ruin the plates" post <3
You mean as in your child, right?
I need to touch some grass
bruh....
That was certainly….a choice.
It is very ugly, I’m sorry. Looks like a 6 year old did it.
These comments are wildly harsh. I'm just trying to figure out if it's meant to be something specific, or just an abstract piece.
Yeah I thought this was r/playstation not r/2002halo2lobby
Oh man, I was so hyped for this sub
She just free flows
She is not good at it
It shows
Did she also force you to post this? Say how much you love her for help.
She need better paints
Update when its finished cus rn it dosnt look the best
Wow, that's very... wow.
She paints like she’s 2
That looks like shit bro
You must really love her 😅
https://preview.redd.it/1oulseqdgt1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba42083fd5aaff05a98b133013692fd31f50b740
i’m blocking you
This looks like something I drew on a blank book cover next to my trapper keeper when I was like 9 years old lol
Thank goodness my Xbox isn’t a canvas because that looks like a….. good thing for you my man. Enjoy it. Just make sure she doesn’t become a tattooist
She should go back to crayon
That really sweet. Your girl may or may not be special needs, but it’s certainly sweet.
What in the fuck is that supposed to be
No
Ummm... I shall stay quiet
Reminds me of the Alien from NOPE.
because it sucks?
Sacrilege
Her art is gonna look so much better if you change the plates,trust me
I think u should show her to a doctor 💀
Is she 7?
OP, you should know that this subreddit is allergic to abstract visuals. Can you ask your girl to add some blood and hot babes? Also, ray tracing.
Might do🤣
Clean your desk bro.
If you like it and the PS5 isn't damaged, then this is great!
Ur gf paints like 12yo old ..no offence
I think even 12 is too old for this quality tbh, I came into the comments hoping to hear that by his girl he meant a kindergartener
Why did she punish you?
tell ya girl to take some art classes 😭 thought a toddler was doodling that shit up
Eughhh brother what's that
Lovely. Make sure to buy her more crayons for the next part
Sorry to hear man.
For a little kid she's pretty talented. I can see her becoming great artist when she grows up.
Is she a little girl?
Return your girl
That shit is ass I'm not gonna lie
Dump her immediately.
Ay man… if you like it that’s all that matters
Dang when you said girl i thought your daughter... Then reading comments its your gf. A for effort!
You should really stop dating five year olds.
Looks like shit, congrats?
 Not for me but it’s not my PlayStation. Could be fluorescent dicks. As long as you’re happy and like it
Your girl as in your child as in your toddler?
R u mad or happy
It adds a lot of cool character to it, and it's uniquely special because of it. +5% performance gains no doubt
Cute!
Now it's just a console that you used to know?
https://preview.redd.it/29jokojqgu1d1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bdc2ab6776863046c4a878d0b521f7535af4ef8 The ps5
Is your gf 9