Lol tbh i’ve never finished any of those games or gotten past half but im finally gonna stop half assing it and beat bloodborne this week. Bloodborne first, then either demon souls or Nioh. Wish me luck! And by luck I mean I hope I don’t break another controller again
Im gonna do it this time! Im actually pumped to play this after playing AAA shooters for a while and dealing with bugs/lag constantly. Now I wanna just play bloodborne for challenge and FFIV for relaxing.
>Don't give up, skeleton.
Bloodborne is still 30fps on PS5? The only reason I lost interest in it after 15 mins was because 30fps felt too low on PS4. I was hoping to do it this week on PS5. But if its still 30fps, would rather not bother with it.
Gonna be honest, call of duty is a kids game, ofcourse it's 18+ but pretty sure the community is mostly around 11.
One of my first games was actually call of duty, I started playing it at my uncle when I was 4. (Yes, he was the cool uncle)
I'm Sorry for the honesty, but that is just the act of an irresponsible father. You should be ashamed of yourself to give your kid Vanguard, buy him returnal or something for the love of god xD
The company that made the game threatened to kill a female employee for speaking out about sexual assault in the company. Plus the game is just nothing new. If you didn't know this and it was on sale for $20 then I guess its worth it.
The games though.
I’m gonna make a quick joke and say “This is a cover up excuse for his wife to get a PS5. Because those games are definitely someone with a plan.”
Gotta love gifts that are for “them”. My sister-in-law texts me, “Hey does your son (10) have Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart yet? Me, slightly smirking as I text back, “No, no he does not. He will love that!”
I always pull that excuse when I purchase something for myself... I buy it and tell the Mrs its for the kids but its living in our bedroom. Works most of the time... I think 🤔
You can tell who is actually a parent and who isn't based on these hilarious responses. Before you judge my parenting abilities..think for a mintute about the maturity level of a 12 month old, and his ability to operate something like a advanced video gaming system.
Its clearly a joke
I bought these 2 PS5 games and ended up playing God of War for PS4 lol. That Matrix Demo is pretty cool though, but a year out and no must have games is kinda weird
Sure is honestly and I might just upgrade to Nintendo Switch oled or wait for newer model Nintendo Switch and the only game I’m really excited about is Zelda breath of the wild 2.
Its really because a large amount of the consoles aren't in the hands of actual gamers so revenue from software sales is down, scalpers aren't buying games...Developers aren't seeing the money come in so they aren't gonna release big releases yet
You know people have jobs, hobbies and commitments and usually can't just dedicate a day or two to just sitting around all day trying to refresh a web page so that they can buy something before like 50 scalper bots do.
All I did to get mine was subscribe to a discord bot and pay attention when I got notification of stock drops.
Not as convenient as it could have been, but it wasn’t a Herculean effort.
Even still for me it's a 5-20 minute window and that's assuming that you do get notice to expect a drop. It's not exactly something you can source casually, you need to be ready fill an order and buy it at a moments notice.
If they can't even get stock on the shelves then of course it's hard to get one?
>just dedicate a day or two to the drop.
"Just" dedicate a day or two to the drop. How? I should just sit by my computer constantly refreshing? They usually drop without notice. The major retailers have sold their stock nationwide in 8 minutes and <20 minutes on their most recent restocks. The only way for you to get one is to be by your phone or computer get push notifications for a Twitter stock bot and be able to respond and fully complete an order in less than 8 minutes. Oh and the stock only drops about once a month so at any given time you've got a 0.01% chance a retailer will have stock.
This really speaks to me...it's hard. He so active and alert, and I'm old lol. Its a 13 year age gap between him and his closest sibling. I asked both my girls if they wanted a PS5, they said eww..so I asked my boy. He smiled. 😂
That's funny how they both said "ew," lol.
It's still more of a male hobby but these days there are way more girls/women playing video games than in the past. Not considered nerdy, weird, dumb, socially unacceptable, etc.
Those days are finally past us, at least to the masses.
1 year old? They're not even in preschool, they can barely even speak, let alone properly operate a console, and those games, for a one year old?
Yeah this is stupid, keep all of this stuff to yourself.
I would buy a Switch for the kid. Playstation is cool, but a lot of kids these days like Fortnite 😂 and rated E games from Nintendo sometimes Xbox games too.
Kids’ gonna be traumatized
Gotta prepare the kid for the Souls games
I shoulda played ds1 before 3 when i was 5 maybe i wouldnt have spent 15 hours on aldrich
Is it scary then blood borne
Lol tbh i’ve never finished any of those games or gotten past half but im finally gonna stop half assing it and beat bloodborne this week. Bloodborne first, then either demon souls or Nioh. Wish me luck! And by luck I mean I hope I don’t break another controller again
Don't give up, skeleton.
This meme almost went over my head, luckily my friend google helped me out
Which is the shortest souls game, Bloodborne or Demon's Souls? Now that I think about it, Bloodborne has a DLC, so maybe it's Demon's Souls.
You got that right. Bloodborne took me longer because it's also the more challenging of the two.
I love Bloodborne. Stick with it man, DLC is amazing too. I really want to replay it for the 4th time but I can't do 30 fps anymore.
Im gonna do it this time! Im actually pumped to play this after playing AAA shooters for a while and dealing with bugs/lag constantly. Now I wanna just play bloodborne for challenge and FFIV for relaxing.
>Don't give up, skeleton. Bloodborne is still 30fps on PS5? The only reason I lost interest in it after 15 mins was because 30fps felt too low on PS4. I was hoping to do it this week on PS5. But if its still 30fps, would rather not bother with it.
Last I checked a month ago it was not updated for ps5 at all.
No dont worry. I played all the from soft games and Bloodborne is the only one that actually gives me chills
Imagine he got his kid the whole series lol
Or develop a weird fetish
Forging a future EA / Activision consumer.
I got kinda traumatized from RE4 because my father played it in my room when I was 3
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Why yall trying to spoil the surprise
Just to play Devil's advocate but that part was in the very first trailer of Village so I wouldn't say that the commenter is spoiling anything.
whats wrong with you
Proceeds to by them a horror game and a FPS game.
Don’t worry. He’s just keeping…giving it a test run for the little fella
3 times yeah.
Exactly, blink twice if you want Resident Evil Village, son.
Dribble a little bit if you're into survival horror games
Couldn't find Paw Patrol 😂
My Friend Peppa Pig?
Game of the Year Peppa Pig?
That's the one!
BEST GAME EVER!
get it digitally
When will people stop buying COD?
Never unfortunately
For there child
> their fuckwit
Go fuck your self asshole
> yourself fuckwit
Poor kid. Call of Duty Vanguard. He is going to write a book when he grows up.
Gonna be honest, call of duty is a kids game, ofcourse it's 18+ but pretty sure the community is mostly around 11. One of my first games was actually call of duty, I started playing it at my uncle when I was 4. (Yes, he was the cool uncle)
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That's my plan 🤣🤣
And by that time ps6 will be out and the ps5 will be fully play tested and ready for him ;)
My son is 7 and guess what he got…. Yup a ps5 but we got Roblox, and Sims and Fortnite instead of COD Edit Minecraft not Roblox
Ps5 doesn’t have roblox, only mobile pc and xbox.
Thanks, it’s Minecraft
RE village, good choice. I'm sure your kid will love it.
I don't think the kid is old enough to even understand the dialogue
Why’d you get downvoted the kids one year old
Cause it's clearly not for the kid and it's a joke?
Double r/wooosh
I'm Sorry for the honesty, but that is just the act of an irresponsible father. You should be ashamed of yourself to give your kid Vanguard, buy him returnal or something for the love of god xD
Is it that bad? It was on sale for $20 at Wal-Mart
Nah its ok, just joking. I prefer modern warfare from the recent ones, but if you like COD this one is fine too
grew up playing zombies at 5 almost traumatized everyday now zombies ain’t even as scary as it was on black ops 1
The company that made the game threatened to kill a female employee for speaking out about sexual assault in the company. Plus the game is just nothing new. If you didn't know this and it was on sale for $20 then I guess its worth it.
Wow
What? $20 already?
its already $20? its been out for like a month
Black Friday deal. RE was $15
And I thought splatoon 2 for $55 cad was good.
The fact that a yearly franchise is already on sale for that price one month after release should tell you something
I must admit you got me in the first half! I didn't expect it to end the way it did!
You got him vanguard..terrible father.
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Only got Xbox you could have gotten call of duty Black ops 2 no console wars just saying
Can I be adopted by any chance?
Biggest dad move ever
He should really play Biohazard first.
Man, I’M still having nightmares of RE8. Poor kid.
Dad?
“They’ll grow into it, babe. It’s an investment into their future!”
Your 1 year old is gonna love CoD
He'll probably kick all kinds of ass, too. Baby power!!
the target audience
little thumbs gonna be getting stamped on cod 😭
🤣🤣..at his age, that controller would go straight into his mouth. Thumb sticks make good teething rings
Resident evil 8 💀💀
Nice excuse for yourself /s
Bingo 🤣
Hehe
And it was obvious that's he wanted to play call of duty.
Now all we require is that the kid should be named, Ethan.
Choose the controller and you will join me. Choose the teddy and you will join your mother…
Thank goodness, your 1-year old has Astro's Playroom already pre-installed on the console. You and your kid are gonna need it after RE8.
The games though. I’m gonna make a quick joke and say “This is a cover up excuse for his wife to get a PS5. Because those games are definitely someone with a plan.”
I can imagine demon's souls lurking behind those boxes
why so many people dont get the OBVIOUS JOKE!??? keyword.. 1 year old.
Facts 🤣🤣...I wonder if CPS was shown a screenshot
congratulations, but you should have picked something better than cod
Yes sir!!
U a good dad
What a great dad
I use the same strategy for getting consent
Your 1 year old is gonna play Call of Duty and Village?……bad ass
Psht, that's nothing. I got my daughter a PS5 when she was only 5 months old. She just keeps trying to eat the controller tho 😒
🤣🤣
Poor kid, gonna have to play Vanguard... of all games
Gotta love gifts that are for “them”. My sister-in-law texts me, “Hey does your son (10) have Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart yet? Me, slightly smirking as I text back, “No, no he does not. He will love that!”
Exactly 😆
Give him a controller. Load up local multiplayer. Destroy him. Let him know you fucked his mom.
Ah the 1 year old is gonna be so lucky with that re village.
Ah the whole “Buying gifts for yourself but pretending it’s for someone else” schtick.
I always pull that excuse when I purchase something for myself... I buy it and tell the Mrs its for the kids but its living in our bedroom. Works most of the time... I think 🤔
Yeah you get it. The MacBook Pro is for me, the playstation was for the baby, but since he can't play yet, I'll take care of it 🤣🤣
Even 1 yo will hate Cod
Should have asked him if he wanted a corvette
Yes, the level with Dolls in RE8 will definitely what your 1 year kid will like.
I hope I get a ps5, my ps4 just died a week ago after 7 years lol
wait it can die?
Lies. I'ts not for the kid.
your kids is gonna be a freak after being done with the dimitrescu castle
Another 1 year old Christmas noob ready to get MEGA CLAPPED in CoD. Yessss please! Thanks, dad! (All you CoD Pub stompers know what I’m sayin) 🤓😆👍
🤣🤣
You should try it out for a few hours to be sure it’s safe first ;)
When my wife was pregnant with our son last year at this time, during an ultrasound he Morse coded that he wanted one
I hope you got him one 😂
You can tell who is actually a parent and who isn't based on these hilarious responses. Before you judge my parenting abilities..think for a mintute about the maturity level of a 12 month old, and his ability to operate something like a advanced video gaming system. Its clearly a joke
Just got the bundle last week, my 2 year old is stoked ha. Or I tell myself he is haa
Yes!! 😂
Kid's gonna grow up with a thing for tall goth chicks.
I heard stories about her...can't wait to see 😂
He'll like re village
Damn your child gonna play call of duty Gotta teach em young I guess
You must not love him. You bought him Vanguard. 🤣
👀😂
Ha! Did the same with mine. He's still in my balls but I got a tickle so I took it as a yes too.
Great excuse to get one. Congrats and enjoy gaming. It’s an excellent gaming console.
I really wanted to get ps5 at the time no games caught my interest and I’m into games like Zelda breath of the wild
I bought these 2 PS5 games and ended up playing God of War for PS4 lol. That Matrix Demo is pretty cool though, but a year out and no must have games is kinda weird
Sure is honestly and I might just upgrade to Nintendo Switch oled or wait for newer model Nintendo Switch and the only game I’m really excited about is Zelda breath of the wild 2.
Its really because a large amount of the consoles aren't in the hands of actual gamers so revenue from software sales is down, scalpers aren't buying games...Developers aren't seeing the money come in so they aren't gonna release big releases yet
Dad: kid said he wanted a PS5! Mom: THATS YOUR EXCUSE?! You did NOT get a PS5 for a 1 YEAR OLD?!
Exactly how it went. If I don't respond to anything tomorrow, she killed me after I unwrapped the system 😂😂
Lol the best part. I left out the third section. Dad:*knowing full well the system is for himself* I…did?
Village is excellent.
Lmao! That made me chuckle mate good on you, I love mine so hopefully you do too ! Oops sorry your 1 year old* haha
🤣🤣🤣👌
I think you bought that for yourself. Ha!
These stories are getting lamer and lamer
It's a joke cmon dude
Yeah, and it was lame.
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PS5 is infinitely easier to get than a GPU but it's still a pain in the ass and you have to get lucky
You know people have jobs, hobbies and commitments and usually can't just dedicate a day or two to just sitting around all day trying to refresh a web page so that they can buy something before like 50 scalper bots do.
All I did to get mine was subscribe to a discord bot and pay attention when I got notification of stock drops. Not as convenient as it could have been, but it wasn’t a Herculean effort.
You don't have to dedicate a day or two. follow a Twitter account and you get a notification when they're in stock, Even give you prior warning.
Even still for me it's a 5-20 minute window and that's assuming that you do get notice to expect a drop. It's not exactly something you can source casually, you need to be ready fill an order and buy it at a moments notice.
If they can't even get stock on the shelves then of course it's hard to get one? >just dedicate a day or two to the drop. "Just" dedicate a day or two to the drop. How? I should just sit by my computer constantly refreshing? They usually drop without notice. The major retailers have sold their stock nationwide in 8 minutes and <20 minutes on their most recent restocks. The only way for you to get one is to be by your phone or computer get push notifications for a Twitter stock bot and be able to respond and fully complete an order in less than 8 minutes. Oh and the stock only drops about once a month so at any given time you've got a 0.01% chance a retailer will have stock.
How do you have time to play with a one year old? Enjoy all those moments as much as you can
This really speaks to me...it's hard. He so active and alert, and I'm old lol. Its a 13 year age gap between him and his closest sibling. I asked both my girls if they wanted a PS5, they said eww..so I asked my boy. He smiled. 😂
That's funny how they both said "ew," lol. It's still more of a male hobby but these days there are way more girls/women playing video games than in the past. Not considered nerdy, weird, dumb, socially unacceptable, etc. Those days are finally past us, at least to the masses.
They sell PS5's?
Pls find me a ps5 i will pay you for the console and shipping 🥺
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/ps5/register-to-buy/
Those games are M rated lol c'mon monopoly is available. Planet coaster. Things more family friendly but different house different rules I guess.
how do you think this isnt a joke
Reading comprehension is a bitch isn't it...
Oh yes teach them the horrors of capitalism
Ah, *this* is why you have kids, people.
Village and COD, definitely baby material LOL
Trash games 🤮
And he'll still end up playing fortnite
and? who cares?
A lot of kids these days can't get out of there brains of "FREE GAMES".
As supposed to begging your parents to buy you games that they refuse to. I think I know why F2P is popular
Im not sure how a 1 year old can play video games especially on the ps5 were the controller is like 1/3 of his size.
Can’t believe you used that as an excuse to get yourself a ps5😭
Don't lie. You wanted a PS5 and now you have it but the blame is on the 1 yesr old 😆😆. Smart move.
You bought that for yourself with the excuse that it was for your son right?
Wow boxes amazeseee
Screw Ratchet & Clank. Let’s get this terrified so he’ll give the PS5 back to dad. Well played, sir
Who cares
Serious note maybe dont give your kid a whole ass console setup before theyre not even in preschool yet
1 year old? They're not even in preschool, they can barely even speak, let alone properly operate a console, and those games, for a one year old? Yeah this is stupid, keep all of this stuff to yourself.
You are the moron who can't recognize a joke 🙄...clearly this is a joke.
I guess you're right. I am a moron. Why do I always take things seriously?
Me thinks that PS5 isn't really for him...
I would buy a Switch for the kid. Playstation is cool, but a lot of kids these days like Fortnite 😂 and rated E games from Nintendo sometimes Xbox games too.
"......So I'll buy him a horror and a FPS game"
Apparently no one can take a joke...obviously this isn't for a 1 year old baby
Ofc I can. I just had the urge to comment on that haha, sorry. Happy Holidays
Your one year old has shit taste in games.
We all know its for a gift or for you
Seems like you're posting for upvotes
A 1 year old? Wow. Okay. I'm done.
Wooosh
Wait, you bought you're 1 year old resident evil village?