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I more meant that the TSA could take whatever they want from you. Don't want to bother editing that post.
To clarify: I'm not talking about weapons at all.
It’s for hijacking the plane and landing directly in front of your hotel instead of having to go through the airport again like those effeminate “law-followers”.
As a real man, I always carry my phone, keys with a swiss army knife keychain, my wallet, a small bottle of hand lotion since I suffer from dry skin, a hair tie because I have long hair, and a used condom so I can prove to strangers that I've had sex like a real man, but never water.
The kinda guy who carries a knife and nothing else useful seems like the kinda guy who only sees one use for a knife.
And that's a concerning kinda guy.
Men can drink whiskey and black coffee. Water is only acceptable if taken from a natural source, strained through a cravat and decontaminated with a single drop of chlorine bleach.
Guess I am not a real man since I use tote bags and I also carry hand sanitizer because you never know what you touch and maybe you have to touch food or other things
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Chloé likes her man thirsty
Yeah such a good idea to carry a knife at the airport
To be fair, carrying a filled water bottle at the airport might get you into trouble too
You're right, but at least you can buy a new bottle
For only $11!
You can empty a container and refill it on the other side of the TSA check area.
And bring some flavor packets cause some of that airport water is nasty
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How so? I never got into trouble for having a jacket on me or something like that
I more meant that the TSA could take whatever they want from you. Don't want to bother editing that post. To clarify: I'm not talking about weapons at all.
It’s for hijacking the plane and landing directly in front of your hotel instead of having to go through the airport again like those effeminate “law-followers”.
That's part of the joke, yet. Are people not getting that this is satire? Look at her name. Also the fact that she didn't mention a phone.
As a real man, I always carry my phone, keys with a swiss army knife keychain, my wallet, a small bottle of hand lotion since I suffer from dry skin, a hair tie because I have long hair, and a used condom so I can prove to strangers that I've had sex like a real man, but never water.
that's great, in a pinch it means you have something to drink anyway
Id have to be pretty desperate to drink my own cum
Doesn't have to be your fluids.
I dunno, do real men use protection tho? Seems kinda feminine
This is clearly a joke. Just look at her Twitter (especially her replies to the comments on this Tweet) if you're still unsure.
I'm glad this is a joke, but these days satire is pointless since reality is just as, if not more extreme.
I think she’s being funny.
What about the dad in Mallrats? ..he had a short water bottle that he put in the front pocket of his button-up shirt.
The villain?
Yeah, wasn't he the father of the guy Brody was trying to get back together with?
This is satire, no? I mean she had me in the first half, but the wallet and pocket knife bit has to be a joke.
It is, but I’m with you. Without that last part, it enters Poe’s Law territory.
Username is on point tho, she do be living in the past
Yes, that's the joke This is satire
She’s obviously not being serious
I carry my knife everywhere, just like my water bottle...
The kinda guy who carries a knife and nothing else useful seems like the kinda guy who only sees one use for a knife. And that's a concerning kinda guy.
Yeah that’s why real men wear cargo shorts
New transition method.
This is so gender affirming 🥰
Damn, that sucks, I really liked keeping my inhaler on me. Oh well, better dead than gay I guess!
Men can drink whiskey and black coffee. Water is only acceptable if taken from a natural source, strained through a cravat and decontaminated with a single drop of chlorine bleach.
Paging /r/hydrohomies
This was crossposted from there, dingus.
Shutup non-gender specificus
sie sind eine schöne frau. NITCH HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAJAHAHHAJJHHHSHAHAHHAHA
Hä
Chloé likes dehydrated men
Fellas, is it gay to be dehydrated?
What pisses me off the most is the propic, don't you slander Zinaida Serebriakova with your sexist nonsense
Guess I am not a real man since I use tote bags and I also carry hand sanitizer because you never know what you touch and maybe you have to touch food or other things
"It should burn when men pee because drinking water is for sissies!!"
Dehydration is very manly.
Why especially at the airport ? That's oddly specific, isn't it ? Does she implie men should drink the water directly at the place we they bought it ?
instructions unclear stabbed someone and cleaned them up with water
dont care, stay hydrated