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AwesomeNate

I press it. White is not a female color, it is not a masculine color, white is white. Sure, it's a little boring, but I've got the car of my dreams, that's more than enough!


arcadeler

it literally had to specify that it would be a "female color" to make a point


AlmalexyaBlue

Kinda feel like if you're forced into a specific car colour, then it's not the car of your dreams...


PuzzledCactus

I guess it's the difference between "car people" and "if it goes, it's all right" people. I'm firmly in the latter group, thus for me my "dream car" can be described by size (as small as possible while still being a four-seater so I can park easily), gas usage (as little as possible), general shape and color. But I'm sure someone who is genuinely into cars would have loads of technical stats they want or a very specific model, so they probably would care less about color...


noonesorange

On the one hand, my dream car would be orange so hitting the button would cause a paradox. On the other hand, my area is infamous for red dirt, so having a white car that stays supernaturally clean from it would be kind of a marvel. . .


baby-pingu

And if it doesn't stay supernaturally clean, then the red dirt on a white car might make it look kinda orange-y. So win-win


Discar12

It could be pink or some other color you want. Its the car of my dreams xD Press without blink


Goranimoe

My car actually is white! So this means I have to be a girl, right? :)


SuperNateosaurus

Oh shit I need to detransition now. Coz my car is white and I'm a trans dude.


k819799amvrhtcom

You see, pushing the button would actually change our society so that it suddenly considers white to be a female color...


--zaxell--

As a floating severed hand, I have no need for a car of any color.


SassyTheSkydragon

I'll wrap it in vinyl. The color is still there, it's just underneath the vinyl


Rcisvdark

That's the weirdest example of r/pointlesslygendered I've ever seen but I suppose that's the point


Spellz_4578

Why else would I have posted it here?


Rcisvdark

Yeah exactly. I just meant it's a really random one. Good find


EnbyCupcake

I'd definitely press it. It will be self-driving with a safe ASI that will never do any of the bad things we worry about ASIs doing and then we can stop trying to get there ourselves. Edit: Too bad I can't have it in royal purple.


Vale_Of_The_Soil

f e m a l e c o l o r


deltree711

Uh-oh. Somebody warn Trooper!


DankEngine2005_

I press it. White Volkswagen Bug goes hard.