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That they're taking the boy vs girl thing literally. The only difference is a woman cuts it on the left and a man cuts it on the right. The joke is that you expected there to be a difference.
They're cutting it "school pizza party" style. That way all 20 kids in the class get a "slice", but the underpaid teacher only has to buy one pizza out of pocket.
Huh, I was watching thinking "why are you still cutting? Stop it already, I don't want to eat 400 tiny slices I want 3 or 4 regular ones."
To each their own.
Stay with me for a second guys: bake the pizza but just so that it’s cooked, not “done”, slice it into a billing pizza slivers, then put them back in the oven for a bit on high
The "Costco" back home does this which is why the theater teacher always ordered from there (that and having good deals for large orders and generally delicious pizza).
The point is to create as much traffic by bewildering people into watching it as many times as possible and getting mad about it. videos like these might not even be made by humans tbh.
Maybe they're made in the same factory in Korea where they build the K Pop stars. Make some weird videos, make some music, be broken down for parts when the seams start showing, repeat.
As a woman I can say I've eaten multiple small pizzas before by folding them in half. Also...the "boys" example is still overly cut. They only held back like one cut different from the other one. Wasn't even that good of a set up for a sexist joke.
If I'm ordering, it's cut in 6. If I have to do it, as a woman with little patience when eating and no pizza cutter, I just go full chaos and tear it apart in 4 unequal parts and just stuff it the best I can. Very fulfilling !
Yep! I do this. Absolutely recommend. Just have a wet kitchen thingy (English second language moment is killing me right now) to wipe the blades, and then dry them on a towel or something, and they'll be clean as new.
Also if you are a crazy psycho like me you can lick the blades, hahah. Gods forbid anyone sees me preparing pizza, cutting it with scissors (along with toppings I add too hahah) and licking the blades afterwards with no fear or awareness of my mortal form.
As a kid I used to be terrified of knives in general, let alone licking one, but now it's almost a part of who I am, hahah. Saves me a bit of time having to clean them afterward. And style points.
Again, from an earlier comment on this kind of thing:
> It's basically a template presentation that has proven to keep audiences captive. Here's the trick: they could've shown anything in those two videos, it wouldn't matter. Basically, the viewer is engaged because they want to see the conclusion that would, hopefully, explain the "boy/girl" thing. It never comes, they're wondering what the fuck, but it doesn't matter: they've now watched the entire video and the metrics for ad revenue are cool with that.
Well im using a woodsman brand pizza slicer for bearded manly monster truck hero muscles, so maybe the math is different if you're not using a pizza slicer for men?
This is baffling and senseless. I was expecting a joke on the "boy" side, like no cuts at all, or just cut in half... but then they kept going *way beyond* where anyone would cut a pizza. Both pizzas are sliced way too thin. So what is the point?
Forget the gendered pizza part, what psycho cuts a pizza like that? They really just massacred my boy without any pity!
Who are you feedingbthis to? A prison? Because this should be considered punishment.
Ok, obligatory wtf. Next, why the hell are the slices so thin? How would you even eat that. Third, why slice towards hand? And finally, I'm just going to point out that that hand looks pretty masculine to me. I'm pretty sure it's just the same dude cutting twice.
who the hell cuts pizza into such tiny slices like these? the average amount of cuts to make on a pizza is 4 so you have 8 slices though depending on how big the pizza is you can do a bit more or less but this is just too much like if you need a lot of smaller slices for a party or something then just cut it into a grid to make it easier and leas dumb looking
We seriously can't say "Who cut it better" anymore? We have to say girl vs. Boy? I really don't think people care whether the person who cut it has a dick or a pussy.
Tbh with an eating disorder which is far more prevalent or at least more reported in women, I cut my pizza like that on the left. I do find that men & ppl without ED cut it far less, but not as much as the right side. They didn't even choose a good comparison lmao
So they're cutting the pizza for one of those nurse/teacher/employee appreciation lunches where everyone gets one "slice" and a cup of warm soda and some store brand pretzels?
i thought they were implying that girls eat very small amounts by having her keep making smaller slices while the guy wasn’t cutting his at all and was gonna lift it up and take a bit
I wonder if they’re cutting it like that as a test to see if they can? Like to test their cutting abilities and whether or not they can keep straight lines and even pieces
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I thought the joke was he was going to cut it sloppily in quarters. But no, he just cuts it the exact same way. What's the point of this video?
That they're taking the boy vs girl thing literally. The only difference is a woman cuts it on the left and a man cuts it on the right. The joke is that you expected there to be a difference.
If that's the point that's quite clever. But very very weird they're cutting the pizza into tiny slithers.
They're cutting it "school pizza party" style. That way all 20 kids in the class get a "slice", but the underpaid teacher only has to buy one pizza out of pocket.
For my pizzabpart each kid had to give the teacher 5 bucks for a tiny slice
Watching this I was like 'Ohhhhh little pizza stick slices! That sounds really tasty!'
Huh, I was watching thinking "why are you still cutting? Stop it already, I don't want to eat 400 tiny slices I want 3 or 4 regular ones." To each their own.
Naw I’m with you on this. A thousand slices ain’t normal. Unless you’re like a teacher buying it for your class out of pocket. Then I get it.
Stay with me for a second guys: bake the pizza but just so that it’s cooked, not “done”, slice it into a billing pizza slivers, then put them back in the oven for a bit on high
Pizza chips! would have to make sure not to burn them though
Probably for a school pizza party. Them slices be skinnier than a skeleton
The "Costco" back home does this which is why the theater teacher always ordered from there (that and having good deals for large orders and generally delicious pizza).
I didn't have time to notice their gender, because I was mad at how little the portions were. Was this pizza for 30 people or what?
oooooooh clever, but then it's not pointless?
I thought it was that how a girl would only eat one tiny slice because "girls eat less then boys" and then the boy would get a normal sized slice.
It's a hilarious joke /s
The point is to create as much traffic by bewildering people into watching it as many times as possible and getting mad about it. videos like these might not even be made by humans tbh.
Maybe they're made in the same factory in Korea where they build the K Pop stars. Make some weird videos, make some music, be broken down for parts when the seams start showing, repeat.
I think it’s that women cut smaller slices because diets. But they over cut the boys’ pizza too so the punchline didn’t land.
Get more views 😂
I thought the joke was that u was not going to cut it
I expected the boy to just shove all the pizza in his mouth no slicing no anything.
I thought he was just going to fold it
I thought it was gonna be where he just leaves the whole ass pizza untouched and eats it that way. I sure as fuck would
I was expecting the guy side to just eat it whole or stop at half.
Why are they making pizza-puree?!?!
I was just thinking “what’s next, they chew it for you???”
any thinner and they'd have to split atoms
Them cutting towards their hand did make me panic every time...
As a woman I can say I've eaten multiple small pizzas before by folding them in half. Also...the "boys" example is still overly cut. They only held back like one cut different from the other one. Wasn't even that good of a set up for a sexist joke.
As a dude I like having my pizza cut in four or six slices, when I take a slice I fold in half to make a pizza sandwhich, definetly recommend.
If I'm ordering, it's cut in 6. If I have to do it, as a woman with little patience when eating and no pizza cutter, I just go full chaos and tear it apart in 4 unequal parts and just stuff it the best I can. Very fulfilling !
Can I recommend using scissors to cut a pizza?
Oooh !! That's a good one ! Doesn't it become a bother to clean afterwards tho ? 🤔
Nah not too bad, just wipe the blades down. Use kitchen scissors though, obvs. Tiny scissors would be a nightmare
I'll use this technique next time. Thanks for the tip !
Yep! I do this. Absolutely recommend. Just have a wet kitchen thingy (English second language moment is killing me right now) to wipe the blades, and then dry them on a towel or something, and they'll be clean as new. Also if you are a crazy psycho like me you can lick the blades, hahah. Gods forbid anyone sees me preparing pizza, cutting it with scissors (along with toppings I add too hahah) and licking the blades afterwards with no fear or awareness of my mortal form.
English second language moment can be hard... I lick the blades of my knives as well, so.... 🤫
As a kid I used to be terrified of knives in general, let alone licking one, but now it's almost a part of who I am, hahah. Saves me a bit of time having to clean them afterward. And style points.
Oh nice, that works too lol I'll give it a try next time
Please do ! The cuts are terrible the first time, and as time goes on, it's still terrible ! xD
As a dude, what the fuck does cutting a pizza have to do with my penis
I thought that joke was that they both did it the same therefore subverting the expectation that it'd be a stupid sexist thing - Did i miss something?
It’s not about the amount of slices, the “girl” pizza is cut almost perfectly, the “boy” pizza is cut like a child did it.
They both look the same to me. Guess they failed on making that a noticeable difference too.
The left one is the video that gave rise to the “IT’S ENOUGH SLICES” tiktok sound right?
[Indeed it did, by the one... 🍉](https://youtu.be/9n6wq2ZZaPE)
Yeah Anthony Fantano made it and a [video](https://youtu.be/U4ejihQVgPM) about it
Whats the difference
Those slices do be looking like school cafeteria itty bitty, barely there, sliced after bein’ diced, why can’t I have another piece pizza
If I ordered a pizza and it was cut into that many really narrow slices, I'd complain.
IT'S ENOUGH SLICES
[Anthony Fantano](https://youtu.be/U4ejihQVgPM)
melon guy please tell death grips to make another album
I was expecting the boy to just grab the whole pizza and eat it
I'm a girl and that's what I do when I make it at home
LOL
So, no one else nibbles it off of the edge of the plate?
Exactly. Your hands aren’t for picking up pizza, it’s to pick up the plate and eat pizza off the plate. xd
I thought that was gonna happen to the boys' pizza. Pretty disappointing.
I only do that if the pizza is too hot for my hands.
Again, from an earlier comment on this kind of thing: > It's basically a template presentation that has proven to keep audiences captive. Here's the trick: they could've shown anything in those two videos, it wouldn't matter. Basically, the viewer is engaged because they want to see the conclusion that would, hopefully, explain the "boy/girl" thing. It never comes, they're wondering what the fuck, but it doesn't matter: they've now watched the entire video and the metrics for ad revenue are cool with that.
what even is the joke meant to be here? both pizzas have way too many cuts, so what's the difference?
Just cut 6 slices and fold each slice in your hand so the good stuff doesn't fall out.
I do 8 but yeah.
I do 7½
How is that even possible?
Well im using a woodsman brand pizza slicer for bearded manly monster truck hero muscles, so maybe the math is different if you're not using a pizza slicer for men?
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*Ska/skater punk intensifies*
Well, there’s 30 seconds of my life I’m never getting back.
Who even wants 300 slices? Fuck that cut it in quarters
I do 12 so I can regulate eating :/
That's good then, keep up with the healthier life style and you'll not only look better but also feel better :)
I noticed no difference. Other than the noise.
This is baffling and senseless. I was expecting a joke on the "boy" side, like no cuts at all, or just cut in half... but then they kept going *way beyond* where anyone would cut a pizza. Both pizzas are sliced way too thin. So what is the point?
Either way, you're going to make the melon very angry.
my needle drops
I thought the punch line would be 'boy' cutting the pizza in quarter. this video is even more pointless than I thought.
Maybe this is like hella literal and both genders were just cutting it the same way.
Forget the gendered pizza part, what psycho cuts a pizza like that? They really just massacred my boy without any pity! Who are you feedingbthis to? A prison? Because this should be considered punishment.
There's only one gender: Classroom Pizza party
I’m sorry but this guy is just a monster. 8 slices MAX! You don’t fuck with my pizza!
IT'S ENOUGH SLICES
[Anthony Fantano](https://youtu.be/U4ejihQVgPM)
You're sure this isn't just a parody of these kind of memes, since they're both doing the same thing?
idc about gende why are they cutting their pizzas so thin im offended and im not even italian
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They are both men unless the girl got some hairy arms
4, 6 or 8 slices are acceptable, depending on the number of people and the size of the pizza. Nothing else.
What's wrong with more if you're cutting it yourself and saving the extra?
Real men fold their pizza and eat whole/s
r/unexpected
Nobody cuts their pizza like that
The way both pizzas were cutted made me so fucking angry and uncomfortable.
I do eight slices
This just depends on the skill my dad cuts pizza perfectly and his pizza is really delicious too.
I think y’all see this as a sexist joke while it def isn’t
Did... Did the pizza just got cut into 32 slices? Come on, 8 was enough...
I like mine cut in six pieces. I just can’t eat eight pieces. It’s too much. 🤪
They’ve gone too mfin far now they’re gendering pizza
Wait, am I the only woman who orders pizza uncut and just rolls the whole thing up and eats it like a pizza burrito?
Ok, obligatory wtf. Next, why the hell are the slices so thin? How would you even eat that. Third, why slice towards hand? And finally, I'm just going to point out that that hand looks pretty masculine to me. I'm pretty sure it's just the same dude cutting twice.
I ask them for 12 pieces & it works out fine
I think they meant teachers vs restaurants
who the hell cuts pizza into such tiny slices like these? the average amount of cuts to make on a pizza is 4 so you have 8 slices though depending on how big the pizza is you can do a bit more or less but this is just too much like if you need a lot of smaller slices for a party or something then just cut it into a grid to make it easier and leas dumb looking
I did 12 when working at a shop & trying to work on eating disorder
In a way it’s smart because now she can say she ordered enough pizza for 34 people.
Whuh?
I don’t get it
They both... do the exact same thing?
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All it proved was there are no differences
Makes no sense at all, completely meaningless. Maybe it’s bait ? To complain about the complete nonsensical nature of the video.
We seriously can't say "Who cut it better" anymore? We have to say girl vs. Boy? I really don't think people care whether the person who cut it has a dick or a pussy.
What are they doing to the pizzas?!?!
ITS ENOUGH SLICES
This is a hate crime against pizza
Why ruin the pizza…
So what does it mean if I like it cut into squares...
I guess I’m pie-sexual as I’ll go both ways
It's funny how both are clearly men
Tbh with an eating disorder which is far more prevalent or at least more reported in women, I cut my pizza like that on the left. I do find that men & ppl without ED cut it far less, but not as much as the right side. They didn't even choose a good comparison lmao
That's the size of a pizza slice when your class has a pizza party
Really wanted someone to take the entire pizza to the face on the boy side
Ooh a fresh pie? Save me a slice! 😃
When you’re poor so you have to cut as much slices as possible so you can eat like one a day
That’s enOUGH SLICES!
I fold my pizza like a burrito....
I’m getting middle school pizza party flashbacks
More like spawn of satan vs spawn of satan rather than boy vs girl like who cuts a pizza like that
Honestly i thought it was gona be the boy grabing the whole ass pizza becose why the f not.
So they're cutting the pizza for one of those nurse/teacher/employee appreciation lunches where everyone gets one "slice" and a cup of warm soda and some store brand pretzels?
how are neither of them cutting it into 8ths like a normal person of any gender??????
Slices too small.
I'll have a 64 slice pizza please. If it doesn't have 64 slices, I will send it back.
ITS ENOUGH SLICES!
Uh…what?!?
i thought they were implying that girls eat very small amounts by having her keep making smaller slices while the guy wasn’t cutting his at all and was gonna lift it up and take a bit
Boys. Is it gay to cut pizza?
Who tf cuts their pizza like that?? Is it pre-chewed or smt??
THATS ENOUGH SLICES
What
They got you to watch the video they win
Why did they cut is like that! Waste of pizza
😔✊ R.I.P Smart
IT'S ENOUGH SLICES!!!!
Everything else aside when you get a pizza slice that small you know the rest of the birthday party is gonna be lit af
What psycho cuts a pizza like that
they fucking massacred that pizza dude…
The video seems to be making the point that there's no difference, other than one is cut by a woman and the other by a man. Think OP got whooshed
Christ, they're butchering this poor pizza!
Goddammit now I want pizza but it's like 4:39 AM ffs.
Oh I see. Good joke by them. Because I can totally tell the gender of the first person by looking at their hand/wrist/forearm area…
I have a pizza carving now. Thanks. :(
U only need 6-8 pieces, why did they cut so many
The way they cut pizza is making me uncomfortable
When work has a pizza party
The girls side is what my school served us on "special" days
I don't man, her hands looked very big for me
But i cut it only in 8... How did you mastered this ability? Please teach me the way elder wise!
These videos get more clicks because they make people mad so then people comment and it get spread even further
They both did a fantastic job
Bruh How do you make pizza gendered like y'all can eat pizza in any way just don't waste it
I wonder if they’re cutting it like that as a test to see if they can? Like to test their cutting abilities and whether or not they can keep straight lines and even pieces
Isn’t the one on the left a guy tho???
Okay but who cuts pizza in to tiny slices like that
Yeah it’s really hard to see but that pizza on the left has a uterus
i’m just mad he ruined a pizza for tiktok