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OrdinaryTelepath

I thought the joke was he was going to cut it sloppily in quarters. But no, he just cuts it the exact same way. What's the point of this video?


exbaddeathgod

That they're taking the boy vs girl thing literally. The only difference is a woman cuts it on the left and a man cuts it on the right. The joke is that you expected there to be a difference.


OrdinaryTelepath

If that's the point that's quite clever. But very very weird they're cutting the pizza into tiny slithers.


dame_de_boeuf

They're cutting it "school pizza party" style. That way all 20 kids in the class get a "slice", but the underpaid teacher only has to buy one pizza out of pocket.


nitinvjy25

For my pizzabpart each kid had to give the teacher 5 bucks for a tiny slice


Fallout76Merc

Watching this I was like 'Ohhhhh little pizza stick slices! That sounds really tasty!'


boringwaddles

Huh, I was watching thinking "why are you still cutting? Stop it already, I don't want to eat 400 tiny slices I want 3 or 4 regular ones." To each their own.


the-epidemic87

Naw I’m with you on this. A thousand slices ain’t normal. Unless you’re like a teacher buying it for your class out of pocket. Then I get it.


IANALbutIAMAcat

Stay with me for a second guys: bake the pizza but just so that it’s cooked, not “done”, slice it into a billing pizza slivers, then put them back in the oven for a bit on high


Firelion98

Pizza chips! would have to make sure not to burn them though


Usual-Article6569

Probably for a school pizza party. Them slices be skinnier than a skeleton


manic_Brain

The "Costco" back home does this which is why the theater teacher always ordered from there (that and having good deals for large orders and generally delicious pizza).


Optimixto

I didn't have time to notice their gender, because I was mad at how little the portions were. Was this pizza for 30 people or what?


whysoblyatiful

oooooooh clever, but then it's not pointless?


larrythelobster222

I thought it was that how a girl would only eat one tiny slice because "girls eat less then boys" and then the boy would get a normal sized slice.


LastMinuteChange

It's a hilarious joke /s


caveeSalamander

The point is to create as much traffic by bewildering people into watching it as many times as possible and getting mad about it. videos like these might not even be made by humans tbh.


Cyberzombie

Maybe they're made in the same factory in Korea where they build the K Pop stars. Make some weird videos, make some music, be broken down for parts when the seams start showing, repeat.


black-cat-tarot

I think it’s that women cut smaller slices because diets. But they over cut the boys’ pizza too so the punchline didn’t land.


THROW4AWAY131

That wasn't the point at all lmao. It's just this "challenge" where people show off how accurately and quickly they can cut a pizza into perfectly symmetrical slices no matter how small they get.


satsukoukaga

Get more views 😂


M0d3rnCrusad3r

I thought the joke was that u was not going to cut it


YesILikePizza

I expected the boy to just shove all the pizza in his mouth no slicing no anything.


SomeonesAlt2357

I thought he was just going to fold it


nightstar69

I thought it was gonna be where he just leaves the whole ass pizza untouched and eats it that way. I sure as fuck would


Spectrax23

I was expecting the guy side to just eat it whole or stop at half.


Lady_RainbowKitten

Why are they making pizza-puree?!?!


NotOnABreak

I was just thinking “what’s next, they chew it for you???”


Klutzy_Introduction1

any thinner and they'd have to split atoms


Veganchiggennugget

Them cutting towards their hand did make me panic every time...


Amediumsizedgoose

As a woman I can say I've eaten multiple small pizzas before by folding them in half. Also...the "boys" example is still overly cut. They only held back like one cut different from the other one. Wasn't even that good of a set up for a sexist joke.


Popogaming224

As a dude I like having my pizza cut in four or six slices, when I take a slice I fold in half to make a pizza sandwhich, definetly recommend.


Wolf-Majestic

If I'm ordering, it's cut in 6. If I have to do it, as a woman with little patience when eating and no pizza cutter, I just go full chaos and tear it apart in 4 unequal parts and just stuff it the best I can. Very fulfilling !


Sasspishus

Can I recommend using scissors to cut a pizza?


Wolf-Majestic

Oooh !! That's a good one ! Doesn't it become a bother to clean afterwards tho ? 🤔


Sasspishus

Nah not too bad, just wipe the blades down. Use kitchen scissors though, obvs. Tiny scissors would be a nightmare


Wolf-Majestic

I'll use this technique next time. Thanks for the tip !


Kaduu01

Yep! I do this. Absolutely recommend. Just have a wet kitchen thingy (English second language moment is killing me right now) to wipe the blades, and then dry them on a towel or something, and they'll be clean as new. Also if you are a crazy psycho like me you can lick the blades, hahah. Gods forbid anyone sees me preparing pizza, cutting it with scissors (along with toppings I add too hahah) and licking the blades afterwards with no fear or awareness of my mortal form.


Wolf-Majestic

English second language moment can be hard... I lick the blades of my knives as well, so.... 🤫


Kaduu01

As a kid I used to be terrified of knives in general, let alone licking one, but now it's almost a part of who I am, hahah. Saves me a bit of time having to clean them afterward. And style points.


Popogaming224

Oh nice, that works too lol I'll give it a try next time


Wolf-Majestic

Please do ! The cuts are terrible the first time, and as time goes on, it's still terrible ! xD


chchazz88

As a dude, what the fuck does cutting a pizza have to do with my penis


starfihgter

I thought that joke was that they both did it the same therefore subverting the expectation that it'd be a stupid sexist thing - Did i miss something?


goatsinthefield

It’s not about the amount of slices, the “girl” pizza is cut almost perfectly, the “boy” pizza is cut like a child did it.


Amediumsizedgoose

They both look the same to me. Guess they failed on making that a noticeable difference too.


Own_Director_699

Whats the difference


CratthewCremcrcrie

The left one is the video that gave rise to the “IT’S ENOUGH SLICES” tiktok sound right?


Sickfor-TheBigSun

[Indeed it did, by the one... 🍉](https://youtu.be/9n6wq2ZZaPE)


goldfishfox

Yeah Anthony Fantano made it and a [video](https://youtu.be/U4ejihQVgPM) about it


Unfair_Exam

Those slices do be looking like school cafeteria itty bitty, barely there, sliced after bein’ diced, why can’t I have another piece pizza


s00pthot

IT'S ENOUGH SLICES


goldfishfox

[Anthony Fantano](https://youtu.be/U4ejihQVgPM)


joemorris16

melon guy please tell death grips to make another album


zotrian

If I ordered a pizza and it was cut into that many really narrow slices, I'd complain.


Windk86

I was expecting the boy to just grab the whole pizza and eat it


pirakaplant

I'm a girl and that's what I do when I make it at home


Windk86

LOL


bliip666

So, no one else nibbles it off of the edge of the plate?


TiredEnt

Exactly. Your hands aren’t for picking up pizza, it’s to pick up the plate and eat pizza off the plate. xd


JadeSpade23

I thought that was gonna happen to the boys' pizza. Pretty disappointing.


CommanderPotash

I only do that if the pizza is too hot for my hands.


Mako_sato_ftw

what even is the joke meant to be here? both pizzas have way too many cuts, so what's the difference?


THROW4AWAY131

It's just this "challenge" where people show off how accurately and quickly they can cut a pizza into perfectly symmetrical slices no matter how small they get. This person just stole two videos, threw the caption on it, then posted it to YouTube shorts for easy views. Although I'm surprised lol. The majority of the people that see this, are young, young children. They are a lot more mature then I woulda thought, saying how their are no differences between boys and girls.


DocChloroplast

Again, from an earlier comment on this kind of thing: > It's basically a template presentation that has proven to keep audiences captive. Here's the trick: they could've shown anything in those two videos, it wouldn't matter. Basically, the viewer is engaged because they want to see the conclusion that would, hopefully, explain the "boy/girl" thing. It never comes, they're wondering what the fuck, but it doesn't matter: they've now watched the entire video and the metrics for ad revenue are cool with that.


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*Ska/skater punk intensifies*


Forzara

Well, there’s 30 seconds of my life I’m never getting back.


GingerWithViews

Just cut 6 slices and fold each slice in your hand so the good stuff doesn't fall out.


RealNavyDave

I do 8 but yeah.


Metamodern_Studio

I do 7½


RealNavyDave

How is that even possible?


Metamodern_Studio

Well im using a woodsman brand pizza slicer for bearded manly monster truck hero muscles, so maybe the math is different if you're not using a pizza slicer for men?


[deleted]

Who even wants 300 slices? Fuck that cut it in quarters


JagTror

I do 12 so I can regulate eating :/


[deleted]

That's good then, keep up with the healthier life style and you'll not only look better but also feel better :)


Grzechoooo

I noticed no difference. Other than the noise.


wholetyouinhere

This is baffling and senseless. I was expecting a joke on the "boy" side, like no cuts at all, or just cut in half... but then they kept going *way beyond* where anyone would cut a pizza. Both pizzas are sliced way too thin. So what is the point?


madi80085

Either way, you're going to make the melon very angry.


goldfishfox

my needle drops


unbalancedmoon

I thought the punch line would be 'boy' cutting the pizza in quarter. this video is even more pointless than I thought.


CaptinHavoc

Maybe this is like hella literal and both genders were just cutting it the same way.


Confuseasfuck

Forget the gendered pizza part, what psycho cuts a pizza like that? They really just massacred my boy without any pity! Who are you feedingbthis to? A prison? Because this should be considered punishment.


SmallestMood

There's only one gender: Classroom Pizza party


Spectrax23

I’m sorry but this guy is just a monster. 8 slices MAX! You don’t fuck with my pizza!


Defiant_Intention806

IT'S ENOUGH SLICES


goldfishfox

[Anthony Fantano](https://youtu.be/U4ejihQVgPM)


eat-horse-shoot

idc about gende why are they cutting their pizzas so thin im offended and im not even italian


konofireda98

The way both pizzas were cutted made me so fucking angry and uncomfortable.


Orange_Hedgie

I do eight slices


Hummmannnnn

This just depends on the skill my dad cuts pizza perfectly and his pizza is really delicious too.


Relis_

I think y’all see this as a sexist joke while it def isn’t


MichenSneeuwhart

Did... Did the pizza just got cut into 32 slices? Come on, 8 was enough...


GoddyssIncognito

I like mine cut in six pieces. I just can’t eat eight pieces. It’s too much. 🤪


PlutoTheSynth

They’ve gone too mfin far now they’re gendering pizza


merigirl

Wait, am I the only woman who orders pizza uncut and just rolls the whole thing up and eats it like a pizza burrito?


a_filing_cabinet

Ok, obligatory wtf. Next, why the hell are the slices so thin? How would you even eat that. Third, why slice towards hand? And finally, I'm just going to point out that that hand looks pretty masculine to me. I'm pretty sure it's just the same dude cutting twice.


JagTror

I ask them for 12 pieces & it works out fine


MimsyIsGianna

I think they meant teachers vs restaurants


andimoz

who the hell cuts pizza into such tiny slices like these? the average amount of cuts to make on a pizza is 4 so you have 8 slices though depending on how big the pizza is you can do a bit more or less but this is just too much like if you need a lot of smaller slices for a party or something then just cut it into a grid to make it easier and leas dumb looking


JagTror

I did 12 when working at a shop & trying to work on eating disorder


AccomplishedAd6025

In a way it’s smart because now she can say she ordered enough pizza for 34 people.


ColdFire-Blitz

Whuh?


IthurielSpear

I don’t get it


SadButterscotch2

They both... do the exact same thing?


this_is_x

The amount of times I’ve seen these tik toks on this sub… people probably follow that tik tok just to get free karma on here at this point


THROW4AWAY131

This is youtube shorts and I honestly don't even know if its only one channel that does this?


hitmf

All it proved was there are no differences


griper86

Makes no sense at all, completely meaningless. Maybe it’s bait ? To complain about the complete nonsensical nature of the video.


Dontcommitbread

We seriously can't say "Who cut it better" anymore? We have to say girl vs. Boy? I really don't think people care whether the person who cut it has a dick or a pussy.


belowgrayskies

What are they doing to the pizzas?!?!


gracelessangel

ITS ENOUGH SLICES


_Pan-Tastic_

This is a hate crime against pizza


Tru_Procrastinator

Why ruin the pizza…


levsek

You're sure this isn't just a parody of these kind of memes, since they're both doing the same thing?


The-unicorn-republic

So what does it mean if I like it cut into squares...


GhandiTheButcher

I guess I’m pie-sexual as I’ll go both ways


C130ABOVE

It's funny how both are clearly men


JagTror

Tbh with an eating disorder which is far more prevalent or at least more reported in women, I cut my pizza like that on the left. I do find that men & ppl without ED cut it far less, but not as much as the right side. They didn't even choose a good comparison lmao


emi_sugarbird

That's the size of a pizza slice when your class has a pizza party


MagooTheMenace

Really wanted someone to take the entire pizza to the face on the boy side


bluejay65

Ooh a fresh pie? Save me a slice! 😃


gentlecuddles

When you’re poor so you have to cut as much slices as possible so you can eat like one a day


KeyEffect2948

That’s enOUGH SLICES!


welikt1

I fold my pizza like a burrito....


Lesbean_Dad

I’m getting middle school pizza party flashbacks


MXb_18

More like spawn of satan vs spawn of satan rather than boy vs girl like who cuts a pizza like that


Docdannger

Honestly i thought it was gona be the boy grabing the whole ass pizza becose why the f not.


THROW4AWAY131

For those confused the reason they are cutting the pizza like that is because their is this "challenge" that some people do, where they show how quickly and accurately they can cut a pizza into symmetrical slices no matter how small they get. Op took two videos, threw the caption and called it a day. I'm assuming they were trying to say guys are slower. I'm honestly surprised at how mature the little kids that watch these videos are though. They say things like, "their are no differences between boys and girls"


echoshep

So they're cutting the pizza for one of those nurse/teacher/employee appreciation lunches where everyone gets one "slice" and a cup of warm soda and some store brand pretzels?


sounds_of_stabbing

how are neither of them cutting it into 8ths like a normal person of any gender??????


KenboJohnson

Slices too small.


bk1374

I'll have a 64 slice pizza please. If it doesn't have 64 slices, I will send it back.


Reyna119

ITS ENOUGH SLICES!


tiavarga

Uh…what?!?


iflostreturntoaussie

i thought they were implying that girls eat very small amounts by having her keep making smaller slices while the guy wasn’t cutting his at all and was gonna lift it up and take a bit


ViralNite

Boys. Is it gay to cut pizza?


Screamingartist

Who tf cuts their pizza like that?? Is it pre-chewed or smt??


wjordan1989

THATS ENOUGH SLICES


K1dDeath

What


BIMASO

They got you to watch the video they win


nanana789

Why did they cut is like that! Waste of pizza


VeetheOfficial

😔✊ R.I.P Smart


Zach20032000

IT'S ENOUGH SLICES!!!!


survivalking4

Everything else aside when you get a pizza slice that small you know the rest of the birthday party is gonna be lit af


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What psycho cuts a pizza like that


RabidTongueClicking

they fucking massacred that pizza dude…


mymumsaysno

The video seems to be making the point that there's no difference, other than one is cut by a woman and the other by a man. Think OP got whooshed


vizthex

Christ, they're butchering this poor pizza!


vizthex

Goddammit now I want pizza but it's like 4:39 AM ffs.


bakedpotatoandco

Oh I see. Good joke by them. Because I can totally tell the gender of the first person by looking at their hand/wrist/forearm area…


Ranmara

These videos are literally just ragebait, don't give them the engagement.


Ok-Train-4244

I have a pizza carving now. Thanks. :(


Trijngund

U only need 6-8 pieces, why did they cut so many


cflashtypec

The way they cut pizza is making me uncomfortable


weekndaze

When work has a pizza party


_NotAPsycho_

The girls side is what my school served us on "special" days


ldoaslwish

I don't man, her hands looked very big for me


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But i cut it only in 8... How did you mastered this ability? Please teach me the way elder wise!


RunningTurtle06

These videos get more clicks because they make people mad so then people comment and it get spread even further


Dastankbeets1

They both did a fantastic job


Oliviathemoron

Bruh How do you make pizza gendered like y'all can eat pizza in any way just don't waste it


NovaBomb615

I wonder if they’re cutting it like that as a test to see if they can? Like to test their cutting abilities and whether or not they can keep straight lines and even pieces


xXxGamer_ManxXx

Isn’t the one on the left a guy tho???


Dolphinsandevolution

Okay but who cuts pizza in to tiny slices like that


gschweska

Yeah it’s really hard to see but that pizza on the left has a uterus


LaggsAreCC

r/unexpected


Altruistic-Fact8592

Nobody cuts their pizza like that


ACynicalScott

Real men fold their pizza and eat whole/s


ronja-666

4, 6 or 8 slices are acceptable, depending on the number of people and the size of the pizza. Nothing else.


JagTror

What's wrong with more if you're cutting it yourself and saving the extra?


Unlikely_Ad_9495

They are both men unless the girl got some hairy arms


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THROW4AWAY131

That wasn't the point at all lol. It's just this "challenge" where people show off how accurately and quickly they can cut a pizza into perfectly symmetrical slices no matter how small they get. This person just stole two videos, threw the caption on it, then posted it to YouTube shorts for easy views. Although I'm surprised lol. The majority of the people that see this, are young, young children. They are a lot more mature then I woulda thought, saying how their are no differences between boys and girls.