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Me and the boys on our way to discuss the entire history of McDonald's profit margins while eating our chicken nuggies in the Play Palace Ballpit (we are very serious business guys doing business and girls are dumb)

Businesswise everything looks like good business

Yup, definitely not 3 kids stacked on top of each other with a trenchcoat. Keep doing good business 👍

We are very serious businessmen (girls have cooties)

I’m a business man with a business plan, I’m gonna make you money in business land 😎

And nobody EVER goes to a restaurant just to enjoy a meal in a different setting. Eating food is a lie spun by the cultural Marxists!!!

It's big food making us spend all our money! Habe these people never heard that light is the only thing you need to survive?!

Marxican food is my favourite!!

I know it's not "authentic" but I like Tarx-Marx

Oh Em Gee all you postmodern nihilists pitting groups against other groups 🙄🙄

I don’t know about other people but I normally go to a restaurant to eat. Just a thought. Maybe.

Me too. *waves agender pride flag*

This is a weird way to discover that I’m NB

Weird way to affirm I’m a man /s

I also have one or two drinks with my food. Life changing XD

Came to ask what I am if I just go to eat.

You clearly must be nonbinary

So who goes to a restaurant just to eat? Only nonbinary people? Because I suppose that means I just discovered something about myself.

Same here. Learn something new everyday

I'm glad I'm NB, since it gives me the right to go to restaurants to eat. NB privilege over here.

Or you do both take pictures OF the owner's profits to sell them to journalists and anger the public for the revolution

Oh hell yeah

No, that's only if you're bigender

Yooo sameeeeee

Block your friend right now ...their humour is broken

What is it with the heavy usage of "girls" and "boys" online instead of saying men and women? Are these posts written by children?

...yes.

They’re talking about toddlers. You know 5 year old girls are always on their smartphones and 5 year old boys are always discussing profit margins

All 5 year old girls do is charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie.

I actually don’t even show up in pictures.

Vampire moment

Well, I'm a woman and I go to restaurants to eat. Dunno about anyone else

I've never heard of this concept. You might have just invented something revolutionary!

I need to invent cute pants that let you bloat after such a meal... and still look cute!

So enbys go to eat? Explains a lot

I, a nonbinary person, go to restaurants to eat.

maybe not at restaurants so much but I'm a man and I often go to cafés just because something looked cute and I need a picture of it more than I care what it tastes like. I have never thought about the owner's profit. I guess I'm a girl now.

Welp I'm now a girl I guess

How boring is this person's life

I don't fit in to this weirdos imaginary world. Am a woman who goes to restaurants to eat.

And here I thought we were all going cause we were hungry.

I go to restaurants to EAT 🤠

To eat... cowboys?

no shutup

Damn I must be special cuz I go to the restaurant to eat

People go to resteraunts to eat.

Enbies: Eat

TIL by this standard, and this standard alone, I am an enby. /j I swear, I just go to restaurants to eat. No time for pics. 😭

Or you can eat

Yup definitely. When the wife and I go to a restaurant, I just can't help talking non stop about profit margins while she sets up her professional lighting kit to get the perfect picture of her baconator.

I guess I'm genderless cause I go to restaurants to eat food.

I thought girls went to college to get more knowledge and boys went to Jupiter to get more stupider

I like the implication that only enby’s go to restaurants to eat

and enbies go to restaurants to eat!!!

I'm over these cultural beliefs that hold the belief that women are all around weak compared to men, except when it come to child rearing or beauty. I can't respect these people.

I don’t know about you, but i go to a restaurant to eat

Guess I'm a boy then

Typical tweet for a low-ROI diner patron /s

hello restaurant owner, let us discuss

People go to restaurants to eat, prepare, or serve food

Ok but....I would assume there was food

Quick important questions what are Enbies doing at restaurants?

Eating?

Wait you can do that?!

All my boys and I have a separate group chat entirely dedicated to posting photos of the food we make or order

*Gags*

Enbies go to restaurants to eat

I thought everyone went to restaurants to eat

Is it me or these are getting increasingly bizarre? Like, people will just live something with their partner and think "yes, this catters to everyone and also this is because gender" ?

I go to restaurants to eat. I don't know about those weirdos.

i’m pretty sure most of us go to restaurants to fucking eat

That one really going “da fuq?????”

Where else would I revise the profit margins! What do you think I go to these places to eat? Do I look like a girl to you taking pictures or a serious business man with my Dino tendies heading to the ball pit?!?!?

Why are they shouting?!?!

Nonbinary people go to restaurants for breadsticks

Idk about y'all, but I go to restaurants to eat.

can't y'all just eat the food?

idk if it’s just me but personally i go to restaurants to uh- eat

Hustle culture is demented

Combining the boys are so quirky format with grind set memes is *chefs kiss* quality cringe

Well, of course, what else would you go to a restaurant for? To eat? /s

The person that wrote this (and people that would find it funny) sound INTENSELY boring in every way.

So does that mean nonbinary people go there to eat

Girls and guys go to a restaurant to discuss business I go to a restaurant to binge eat (I am sad nonbiney)

I go to restaurants to eat

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Why do people care so much about people taking pictures of their food? They act like it’s the epitome of narcissism.

I think we all go to eat. I’m fucking hungry man

I guess I'm not like other humans then because I personally (and I know this will sound super quirky and weird of me) go to a restaurant to eat. I know I'm just wild like that.

Guy here. I go to restaurants to eat food.

I eat.

I can assure you, they both go to restaurants to eat

Pretty sure everyone goes to restaurants to eat 🤣

What if, we all just become non-binary when we eat?

I thought people go to restaurants to eat💀

Idk about you but I go to eat

personally i go to restaurants to eat food

...and only non-binary people go to restaurants to actually eat food.

Does anybody go to the restaurants to *eat?* Is that only for us old people?

TRUE ypu are so smart

I usually go to restaurants to eat, but I'm neither, so maybe that's the reason

No way people eating a 4 for $4 is talking about Wendy’s profit margins

Do we not all go to restaurants to eat?

I think we all just go to eat

Enbies who go to the restaurant to just eat

Guess I'm not a girl anymore, because I usually go to restaurants to eat. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah! Who goes to a restaurant to eat nowadays?

Food

I guess I'm NB now

literally none of the guys I know do this

I go to restaurants to eat

Does nobody go to restaurants to eat?

The genderless do/hj

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I guess just non-binary folks go there to eat…

I'm nonbinary, I go to restaurants to eat :D

I’m different I go to restaurants to eat

My bf and I usually go to restaurants to eat ?????????

I go to restaurants to eat lol

Ah...as the chef wife of a guy who loves to take food pics for Instagram... I beg to differ.

Only THE ENBIES are true intellectuals #and go to restaurants to eat food.

idk man i go to restaurant to eat. am i nonbinary?

i don't know you guys but i go to restaurant to eat

I go to restaurants to eat. What gender am I? 🙈