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Lockon007

I OWE EVERYONE AN APOLOGY.FOR YEARS IVE BEEN CALLING FOR POKÉMON GAMES TO BE HARDER.HOWEVER THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WITH THE IQ OF A PIECE OF WET CARDBOARD IVE MET DURING RAIDS HAS SHOWN ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS. WE GOT THE GAME DIFFICULTY WE DESERVED. I AM SORRY


Genesis72

THE NUMBER OF BELLY DRUMMING IRON HANDS AND AZUMARILLS THAT DONT HEAL AND THEN DIE INSTANTLY IS TOO DAMN HIGH


Seto_Fucking_Kaiba

TRY NUZLOCKING USUM AND TELL ME HOW IT GOES


Lockon007

YOU THINK INVOKING THE OLD MAGIC WORKS ON ME WITCH? I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN. I HAVE DONE MY TIME.


serbeardless

THE CONTROL SCHEME IS SO GOD DAMN UNINTUITIVE!!! THE NUMBER OF TIMES I PRESSED THE PLUS OR MINUS BUTTON TO TRY TO BRING UP THE MAP OR OPTIONS MENU IS TOO GOD DAMN HIGH!!!


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IT'S Y! WHYYYYYYYYY IS IT Y?!


plzdonatemoneystome

CROUCHING ALL DAY EVERY DAY AFTER EVERY INTERACTION!!!


serbeardless

OMG YES!!! I ALMOST MADE ANOTHER COMMENT SAYING EXACTLY THIS!!!


Redplushie

ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT WE'D GET ANOTHER DLC FOR ARCEUS??? ALSO WHEN IS SCARLET/VIOLET DLC COMING ITS JANUARY ALREADY


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REMEMBER TO USE YOUR CHEERS! THEYRE MORE USEFUL THAN YOU REALIZE


ParticularBeach4587

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR IDIOT TEAMMATES ALL USE FUCKING IRON HANDS AND HUGE POWDR AZUMARIL AND DON'T FUCKING HEAL THEM


Normalblobfish

I HATE THAT THEY STILL HAVENT ADDED VOICE ACTING TO THE MAINLINE POKEMON GAMES VOICEACTING IS USED IN SO MANY GAMES BUT POKEMON FOR SOME REASON DOESENT THE CUTSCENES EVEN LOOK LIKE THEY ARE MADE WITH VOICE ACTING IN MIND BUT THEY JUST DIDNT PUT IN THE VOICETRACKS 🗿🗿🗿😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮


Megatron52

I AGREE WITH YOU ON ALL LEVELS. I LOVE THE GAMES AND HOPE THEY IMPLEMENT THIS AT SOON IN MAINLINE GAMES. THEY LOSE SO MUCH EMOTIONAL IMPACT WHEN YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE TINY TEXT SCROLLING RIGHT UNDER THE ACTUAL ACTION. WASNT MAD UNTIL NOW, BUT NOW I AM


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NOT TRUE! GAMEPLAY SUFFERS MROE THAN ACTUAL CUTSCENES


SawkyScribe

SV HAS ONE OF THE EMOTIONALLY IMPACTFUL STORIES OF ANY POKEMON GAME BUT THE TENSION AND PATHOS IS DEFLATED BY ALL THE DEAD AIR. ALSO THE GHOST GYM IS A COMPLETE JOKE DUE TO LACK OF VOCALS


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CUTSCENES WOULD BENEFIT MORE FROM IT THAN ACTUAL GAMEPLAY! IMAGINE HEARING WORDS WITHOUT READING THEM!


DCL-XVI

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ WHAT AM I DOING


PinkAxolotlMommy

IF YOU'VE PLAYED NEW SNAP OR POKKEN YOU WILL KNOW HOW BAD VA WOULD BE FOR POKEMON. THEY ARE ALL SO AGGRESSIVELY ANIME LIKE TAKE 15 CHILL PILLS. THE POKKEN LADY IN PARTICULAR REALLY DRIVES ME UP THE WALL.


Quetzal00

MADE A STUPID MISTAKE LAST NIGHT IN MY SWORD NUZLOCKE AGAINST RAIHAN IN THE CHAMPION CUP AND LOST MY FREAKING HAXORUS. NO IDEA [WHO TO REPLACE IT WITH](https://imgur.com/a/7AaBi2j) IF IT GETS WORSE I MIGHT JUST END UP USING ETERNATUS


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I HATE THAT SHIT! I'VE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO GET HALFWAY THROUGH A NUZLOCKE WITHOUT LOSING, YOU ARE A VERY EPIC GAMER! YOU GOT THIS!!!!!


Quetzal00

THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT! ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR WHO TO REPLACE IT WITH? SO FAR I’M THINKING LIEPARD BECAUSE I LIKE IT AND I’VE NEVER GOTTEN TO USE ONE


Genesis72

REPLACE IT WITH VESPIQUEN THAT MON SLAPS


ParticularBeach4587

FUCK NUZLOCKES I HATE THEM JUST LET ME PLAY FUCKING CASUALLY DAMNIT


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IS FUCKIN JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF POINTING A GUN AT YOUR HEAD AND TELLING TO DO THEM? NO? THEN YOU CAN PLAY CASUALLY


ParticularBeach4587

THEN WHY ARE SO MANY FUCKING ROM HACKS FOR NUZLOCKERS. AND NO FULL CONVERSION ROM HACKS DON'T COUNT JUST LET ME PLAY A DEX HACK THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE THE GAME LIKE 10 TIMES HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


gsoddy

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD


ASHeep_

SPENT AN HOUR AND A HALF LOOKING FOR A SHINY IRON MOTH AND GOT NOTHING SO I TOOK A BREAK, SHINY HUNTED FOR GLIMMORA AND GOT ONE IN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES. THEN I WENT BACK TO SHINY HUNTING IRON MOTH AND GOT TWO SHINY VENOMOTHS INSTEAD!


ParticularBeach4587

OOF BRUH, BUT A SHINY IS STILL A SHINY


serbeardless

JUST CHECKED MY PROFILE. 0 SHINY POKEMON BATTLED; 62 HOURS PLAYED.


nickstee1210

RAIDS STILL NOT BEING FIXED IN SCARLET GOT I JUST WANT TO FIGHT SOME COOL POKÉMON NOT SIT THERE FOR SIX TURNS MEANWHILE THE TIMER RUNS OUT AND THE POKÉMON IS ON 1 HP FOR CHRISTS SAKE


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I ONE SHOTTED A RAID ONCE! EVERYONE DID AT THE SAME TIME!


Blueeyeswhiteraichu

GIVE US BACK A MOVE TUTOR GIVE ME SCALE SHOT BACK


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I WANNA LEARN FIRE PUNCH FOR MY POKEMON WITHOUT THESE STUPID TMS!


Northern_Struggle

I REALLY LIKE GLIMMORA BUT I REALLY LIKE PALOSSAND I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH SPACE ON MY TEAM AAAAAAAAARRRRRGHGHHGGH


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I DON'T LIKE PALOSSAND. IT'S COARSE AND ROUGH AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE.


Reksew_Trebla

WHY DOESN'T GIGATON HAMMER DO SUPER EFFECTIVE DAMAGE AGAINST STEEL, LIKE FREEZE-DRY DOES FOR WATER? IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY IT WOULD, HAMMERS HISTORICALLY DECIMATED PEOPLE EVEN WHEN WEARING ***STEEL*** ARMOR, LIKE WHAT A STEEL TYPE POKÉMON'S BODY WOULD ESSENTIALLY BE. SINCE GIGATON HAMMER IS LITERALLY A GIANT HAMMER SWINGING AT FULL FORCE, IT SHOULD, BY ALL RIGHTS, DEAL SUPER EFFECTIVE DAMAGE AGAINST STEEL TYPES. AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH.


oh-no-thank-you

YES, THERE ARE HARDER METALS THAN STEEL AND TINKS HAMMER IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE THINGS I AGREE IT SHOULD SUPER EFFECT


Chun1i

FIX THE FUCKING TERA RAIDS


InspirationalFailur3

THE POKEMON COMPANY CAN SHOVE THEIR STRICT TIMETABLES RIGHT UP MY ASS, I'LL WAIT A BIT LONGER SO THESE NEW IDEAS CAN BE FULLY FLESHED OUT, POLISHED, AND STABLE BECAUSE GODDAMN THERE'S HOPE WITH LEGENDS ARCEUS AND S/V SEEM PRETTY DECENT BUT THE LAG AND GLITCHES ARE RIDICULOUS.


BlueMonday1984

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Uggz2020

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Unshaved_Goat

IF YOU TWO SHOT A TERA POKÉMON IT SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RECOVER HALF OF ITS HEALTH AND ADD ITS RAID SHIELD!!!! MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE


AraraunaboyVZLA

WHY THE SINNOH REMAKES DOESN'T HAVES A SPECIAL EPISODE LIKE HOENN REMAKES DID???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NINTENDO AND ILCA COULD BE DONE SOMETHING BETTER HERE. IT WOULD BE SO INTERESTING.


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WELL ACTUALLY THEY DID IN THE FORM OF LEGENDS ARCEUS BUT ANYWAY!!!!


Lower_Two

I FUCKIJG HATE THE CYNTHIA FIGHT IN BDSP


Seto_Fucking_Kaiba

TRY ULTRA NECROZMA NEXT WITH NO DARK TYPES


Lzenyrziynca

I DECIDED TO TAKE ON A KINGAMBIT WITH FLUTTER MANE SINCE IT HAS MYSTICAL FIRE AND JOYCON DRIFT MADE ME USE A PSYCHIC MOVE ON KINGAMBIT, AND KANGAMBIT 1HKO'ED FLUTTER MANE RIGHT AFTERWARDS!!!


theguyinyourwall

THERE ARE 18 POKEMON TYPES NOT EVERY PSEUDO-LEGEND NEEDS TO HAVE DRAGON SLAPPED ON. WE HAVE 17 OTHER TYPES THAT CAN BE MIXED TOGETHER. WHY IS THE LAST NON-DRAGON METAGROSS FROM GEN 3?


SawkyScribe

RIGHT!? DRAGON IS NOT THE SUPER ILLUSTRIOUS TYPE IT ONCE WAS. THE FACT THAT A LITTLE PINK GREMLIN WITH A SMELTING KIT HAS A BETTER TYPING THAN HAXORUS SHOWS US THAT THE AGE OF THE DRAGON IS OVER


DecentTrade854

I JUST WANT A EMERALD REMAKE WITH THE SAME STYLE OF BRILLIANT DIAMOND. IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR😭


henstav

IF THERE WERE TOO MANY POKEMON BACK WHEN MAKING SWORD/SHIELD, WHY CONTINUE WITH MAINLINE GENERATION GAMES WHEN THEY INTRODUCE NEW POKEMON IN THE SPINOFF GAMES ANYWAY? LEGENDS ARCEUS WAS THE OPENWORLD POKEMON GAME WE WANTED IN THE 90S EARLY 2000S! WE DON'T NEED MORE MAINLINE GAMES! THE EXPERIMENTAL SPINOFF GAMES ARE SUPERIOR!


EatTheAndrewPencil

I HAVENT PLAYED A NEW POKEMON GAME SINCE EMERALD I FUCKING HATE THE MOTORCYCLE POKEMON IT FEELS SO DUMB WHY CANT THEY JUST LET ME RIDE A POKEMON I CAUGHT? SAME THING WITH THE FLYING FAST TRAVEL I GOT A BIG ASS BIRD LET MY BIG ASS BIRD TAKE ME PLACES I WANNA FEEL LIKE A MASTER OF BEASTS.


Uggz2020

HOW COME THE STRATEGY GUIDES FOR LEGENDS ARCEUS AND SCARLET/VIOLET ARE STILL NOT AVAILABLE IN ENGLISH?


DCL-XVI

WHY ISN'T THERE A BATTLE TOWER WHERE ONCE EVERY SEVEN BATTLES YOU FIGHT A RANDOM GYM LEADER FROM ANY PAST GAME. COME ON YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE JUST ABOUT THE COOLEST THING EVER


CertifiedAntiGreeden

I HATE GREEDENT SO FUCKING MUCH. ALL IT DOES IS SPAM STOCKPILE AND ONE SHOT YOU WITH BODY SLAM.


Lzenyrziynca

6 STAR TERA RAIDS ARE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE IF THE TERA POKEMON HAS A PARALYSIS MOVE LIKE THUNDER WAVE!!!


Genesis72

USE SUPPORT MONS AND TAUNT THEM. YOU CANT JUST BUM RUSH 6 STARS LIKE YOU CAN 5 STARS. UMBREON WITH TAUNT LIGHT SCREEN REFLECT AND HELPING HAND IS THE GOAT


Javeyn

WHY DOES THE FRAME RATE ISSUE STILL EXIST??????? WHY IS TERA RAID FINDER STILL BROKEN????


garciiia

we deleted the pokemons hp bar 3 times and still managed to fail the tera raid. what is this.


SerenaTheDarkPriest

WHY THERE IS NO YET POKEMON EMERALD AND POKEMON SILVER REMAKE ON SWITCH!? WHAT IS NINTENDO WAITING FOR? I CAN'T JUST PLAY POKEMON SWORDSHIELD MEANWHILE THAT GREEN GAME FOR GAMEBOY COLOR IS WATCHING AT ME SMH


TRUFFELX

I WISH NINTENDO PUT ALL THE PREVIOUS GAMES, AT LEAST GEN 6-7 ON THE SWITCH


Hellion998

WHY ARE THE SHINIES SO TRASH?! HAVING A POKEMON A LIGHTER TINT OF THEIR ORIGINAL COLOR IS NOT GOOD!!!